📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[LaughJoke2.0]

"And I need to see your id."
"Thats transphobic."
"I cant sell you alcohol without id. Company policy, we have to check id for everyone."

I'm glad im not in customer service anymore. Imagine having to keep a straight face with freaks like this coming in.

Notice how no one looks at it and said, "Well this is obviously a fake because it's a man's id".

 

[Meiwaku]

Found on Twitter

 

[Quack_Quack]

A bmi for elective surgery of 45 is already irresponsible. If she’s an average 5 foot four a bmi of 45 is 262lb. So she is 120 over that, around 380lb . That is far too big for elective surgery.
She insists she cannot lose weight, but at that size she could lose it with some effort.

I believe her burial will be at sea. After being flung out there by a trebuchet.

"Emu Aragon" is completely reasonable in just a slightly different context:
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thousands of hours in Paint

See I was thinking OF, but yeah I see it.

Could mean somebody looked at him funny or something.
Or that he couldn't get laid.

Why not both?

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Found on Twitter

Maybe stop kiddy diddling and you'd be safer.

 

[Gondolindrim]

The worst part of it are those man hands the size of rowing oars.
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…Aaannnd he’s got a Blåhaj. Because of course he fucking does.
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I like how he wanders off camera at the end there

 

[remiem]

JK Rowling single handedly brainwashed the labour party to ban puberty blockers. Also I love that one delusional comment that is holding on to hope for the day people will see TERFS in the same light as anti civil rights activists or 80s AIDs scare rhetoric. This is what happens when you see everything in politics as nothing more than a civil rights issues.
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'Bone Density'

Yea I mean. Who needs strong healthy bones? Being able to function as a human being; stand, walk, run, interact with the world. Not like humans naturally age and our bones lose density during that and that falls and breaks are often the inciting incident to a slow or quick decline in elderly patients so having properly formed bones in the period they properly form is extremely important to having a long life- something something 41% not gonna make it to old age joke.

Anatomy and Biology have really fallen to the wayside. It's like these people have no concept of the limitations of the human form. Your body is not a plug and play device.

 

[Screamer_2]

I assume it's just part of the masochism many of them do. Having a hunch, using a walker and risking breaking bones at a fairly young age is just part of the experience of being a victim identity.

 

[Incel Death Note]

"seek out a queer to hurt" made me lol for some reason.

 

[Aunt Carol]

'Bone Density'

Yea I mean. Who needs strong healthy bones?

It's frustrating how little research they've done. Puberty is when your body stores up a good percentage of its bone density which, like you said, is important for length and quality of life. And nothing about the IQ drop; I'd love to see the AGP bimbo fetishists try to argue why that's a good thing. Maybe that would wake up the parents of trans kids.

Lupron Victims' Hub | archive -- hasn't been updated since 2019, and I wonder if it's because someone got bought off or lost interest, or if they're still arguing how to put a "jesus christ 'trans kids' this isn't reversible" disclaimer up that won't get them in trouble.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Pooner once again proving that troons have the most regressive stereotypical beliefs about gender roles.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Pooner once again proving that troons have the most regressive stereotypical beliefs about gender roles.

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Jesus tittyfucking Christ. Real men listen to whatever the fuck appeals to them, and what makes them real men is an activated SRY gene. Not only that, no amount of listening to lesbian indie rock, or whatever the fuck those named bands are, would cause a man to no longer be a man or give him dysphoria. You are not a real man toots, or any kind of man at all.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Here's a troon who wrote an Elon Musk "diss track."

Spoiler: Diss track posts

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He lost a bunch of weight. He is hot now and it's, like, totally unfair how hot he is.

Spoiler: Before/after

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Spoiler: Post-trooning hawtness

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He doesn't get why he gets misgendered.

Spoiler: Misgendering

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But he's found love with a fellow. Fellow troon, that is. I guess that makes him a transbian? Lesbian? Wut?

Spoiler: The "Fiancee"

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He work in a sexshop right? the backgrounds in some of the selfies looks sus. Imagine walking in to get lube or whatever and see that abomination.
Didnt see @Pig Cups post before answering.

 

[Geraldine]

Your body is not a plug and play device.

That exactly captures the mentality.

"seek out a queer to hurt" made me lol for some reason.

They deny reality to live in a dream world even more hostile to their existence.

Pooner once again proving that troons have the most regressive stereotypical beliefs about gender roles.

They transition to a stereotype. A nasty caricature of the opposite sex.

 

[glass_houses]

Pooner once again proving that troons have the most regressive stereotypical beliefs about gender roles.

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I miss those innocent days where liking heavy metal automatically made you a creepy, violent psychopathic Satanist...

Jfc. If you like certain music, then listen to it. If people give you shit about it, just don't listen to it while they're around, like every other teenager living with their parents in the history of recorded music.

What the absolute fuck has happened to these people? This constant state of "dysphoria" and intense self hate that they live in, there's so many of these young adults that otherwise would have started in on their careers and maybe even starting a family by now, instead they're housebound, popping synthetic hormones and worrying about how a website algorithm thinks that they're fantasists.

Get off the fucking internet and go chase cows on a station somewhere until you figure out what "real" is, for the love of sanity.

 

[Amin Yasister]

[/SPOILER]

He doesn't get why he gets misgendered.

It's because he looks like a man.

 

[Geraldine]

You might be a narcissist if ...
Sounds like the set up for a clickbait list article.





Well at least not hideous. Not 100% certain, but I'm pretty sure male.

Didn't know Daria cosplay was a thing.

 

[400x400]

"The only problem, it feels like my Mom is in denial or something."

And then he kills his mom.
I hope he kills himself first.

 

[Candidate No 7]

I used a men's restroom today and felt euphoric, but I have some questions about men's room etiquette, trans safety in men's rooms in red states, and also about packing ​

Edit: I've read everybody's comments and decided to stick with the women's room for my own safety.

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

You might be a narcissist if ...
Sounds like the set up for a clickbait list article.

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>Daria-wannabe feels like a narcissist.
>Proves it by using personal pronoun "I," four times in one mangled sentence.
Daria dude, you are a narcissist.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Didn't know Daria cosplay was a thing.

But Peter Bogdanovitch cosplay definitely is

 

[Candidate No 7]

Ready for that Sopranos prequel.

But Peter Bogdanovitch cosplay definitely is

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