📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

Here's a troon who wrote an Elon Musk "diss track."

Spoiler: Diss track posts

He lost a bunch of weight. He is hot now and it's, like, totally unfair how hot he is.

Spoiler: Before/after

Spoiler: Post-trooning hawtness

He doesn't get why he gets misgendered.

Spoiler: Misgendering

But he's found love with a fellow. Fellow troon, that is. I guess that makes him a transbian? Lesbian? Wut?

Spoiler: The "Fiancee"

 

[Oliver Onions]

Anyone know the band IAMX?

Oh thank christ, I thought you were gonna say Chris trooned out (he's a prime candidate imo) but instead he was just being accidentally based. What a relief.

Pretty ironic this 'he/she/they' claims they stopped being Christian because of Christians trying to force their beliefs on others...

 

[gampboonerisms]

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"And I need to see your id."
"Thats transphobic."
"I cant sell you alcohol without id. Company policy, we have to check id for everyone."

I'm glad im not in customer service anymore. Imagine having to keep a straight face with freaks like this coming in.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

NerdCity becomes based?

 

[Geraldine]

Nerd City? Who cares either way?

 

[Pig Cups]

Here's a troon who wrote an Elon Musk "diss track."

Spoiler: Diss track posts

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He lost a bunch of weight. He is hot now and it's, like, totally unfair how hot he is.

Spoiler: Before/after

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Spoiler: Post-trooning hawtness

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He doesn't get why he gets misgendered.

Spoiler: Misgendering

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But he's found love with a fellow. Fellow troon, that is. I guess that makes him a transbian? Lesbian? Wut?

Spoiler: The "Fiancee"

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Zoom into the background of some of those selfies, and you’ll see that he works in a sex shop lol. Because of course he does.

 

[Fapcop]

I hate them all so much it’s unreal

How much more will you hate them, when I tell you that he jerked off to the thought of the uncle abusing him/her sister?

Because I guarantee you that he did just that.

 

[Syikeblade]

You forget that they are OBSESSED with getting straight men. They'll settle for chasers and other TIMs to satisfy their sexual appetites, but in the end they crave what they can't have.

Straight-passing gay men are a holy homosexual unicorn. Having befriended one, the dogged persistence with which he was pursued was honestly nauseating to witness. One of the biggest fetishes fags have is bagging the straightest straight guy that ever was straight. HSTS take this fetish to the next level in their effort to bag an honest straight man. For these types, it is not enough to be gay, and talking about "passing" implies the possibility of being clocked -- skip all the difficult cognitive dissonance, please, trans women ARE women, and straight men should fuck them!!!

But why is that? Simply because they're the majority?

 

[Necrosan]

But why is that? Simply because they're the majority?

Short answer: Projection and validation

Spoiler: Long answer

Projection because they think that anyone can be turned gay the same way it happened to them and validation because it will give meaning to their retarded decisions.

One thing trannies know but not mention is that once you are fully transitioned (HRT, SRS, name change), it's no longer exciting to them. The crux of the fetish is in the middle. Once there is nothing else to change it no longer gives them the high that made them transition in the first place. The transformation is the exciting part. Once they become a heckin' valid bloated butterfly, that's it, it's no longer exciting to them, which is the reason why they either kill themselves or mope all day.

So what do you do then? You turn others. The high now comes from making other people go through what YOU went through and it isn't just exciting to them but it's also validating because they project themselves onto the groomed vicitm.

"Pinkpilling" isn't exclusive to troons. One of the reasons homosexuality and pedophilia overlap eachother so much is because grown gay men exclusively look for young, straight men to "turn them" like other gay men "turned them" before, often in ways that could only be described as sexual assault at best, rape and sodomy at worst.

If you look at old PSAs about child protection, you willl notice that most of the time, the "example" used for the perpetrator is a homosexual man. Gay men not having healthy relationships with their male peers, especially father figures is not just a stereotype.

There is nothing more uninteresting to a gay person than another gay person.

Once you realize this, all the actions of gay men and women suddenly make perfect sense. Why is it that so often they are into extreme fetishes? Why do they cheat on eachother so much? Why do gays have like 3 or 4 times the amount of sexual encounters normal people do? Why do they show more interest in straight people rather than people who already identify as homosexual? Why are troons so interested in straight people but not others like them? Why the constant interest in kids/teenagers and not people their age and orientation?

 

[Geraldine]

More mom drama.
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Hey all, this is just a quick vent because it's been stressing me out so much, I just have to say SOMETHING. Ever since I came out, I've been met with nothing but support. From family, friends, to co-workers.

The only problem, it feels like my Mom is in denial or something. She says she's supportive of me, she says she's trying to get used to my new name and pronouns, but it really doesn't feel like it. Like, if she slipped up but corrects herself like my aunt does, I wouldn't be here, frustrated enough to post about it online.

No, she just keeps using my dead name, using he/him. She starts getting all sad and saying "I'm trying!" When I ask her to try a bit harder. There was ONE time since I came out where she referred to me as "she", but then corrected herself to say "he".

I know I need to be patient and give her time. But it's been over a month and she just can't get it right once.

Anyway, thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Some back and forth in the comments.
Reddit validation strikes again.

Found a selfie:
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[Slideshow Bill]

This is what Troon pain looks like. It's either extremely funny or immensely disturbing. Depends on how you look at it:
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I agree with "forced desperation". This poor wittle me act sure is forced.

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We can expect another troon murder feature too, I'm assuming.

It's been mentioned before, but I want a list of 'ways to let trannies know you've clocked them without getting into trouble with HR'.

The best so far is to ask 'what are your pronouns' while making sure they know you don't ask anyone else this question. Second on the list should be 'are you doing anything for Pride this year'?

One of my coworkers' friends talks to AGPs as if they're flamboyant gay men and she gets a twofer that way. The straight men in them hate it when you refer to them as if they're faggots and the tranny in them knows that you don't talk to other women this way.
"OH EM GEE slay queen! Yaaaassss girlfriend! Serve!" vs "Hey, Beth what did you do over the weekend?" This tactic may only work if you're female but it's hilarious every time.

Where do these people get their idea of female friendships from??????????

Movies written by men, anime written by men and porn.

 

[Neko GF]

Stumbled upon another from professional Buffalo Bill cosplayer, ilovepreserves. This time he's saying that he's afraid of actual women (particularly white women) due them spreading due the spreading misinformation about his kind.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

He lost a bunch of weight. He is hot now and it's, like, totally unfair how hot he is.

Spoiler: Before/after

When did Zach get fat?

 

[Jacques1194]

JK Rowling single handedly brainwashed the labour party to ban puberty blockers. Also I love that one delusional comment that is holding on to hope for the day people will see TERFS in the same light as anti civil rights activists or 80s AIDs scare rhetoric. This is what happens when you see everything in politics as nothing more than a civil rights issues.

 

[Geraldine]

"OH EM GEE slay queen! Yaaaassss girlfriend! Serve!" vs "Hey, Beth what did you do over the weekend?" This tactic may only work if you're female but it's hilarious every time.

But as you say, this only works for women.
Too too stereotypically gay for a man to do that. Yes that even includes gay men.

 

[DootSkeleton]

"And I need to see your id."
"Thats transphobic."
"I cant sell you alcohol without id. Company policy, we have to check id for everyone."

I'm glad im not in customer service anymore. Imagine having to keep a straight face with freaks like this coming in.

Best response after checking the ID would be something along the lines of "Yep! Definitely the same person! Here's your booze sir."

 

[Candidate No 7]

“They should take puberty blockers when they are over 18” the bellends cry in unison. Do you they take their pants down after they shit?

"Kate", most people take their underwear off before satisfying their natural functions, don't worry. Your newly-found zeal about that is commendable, but most people figured it before hitting their 50s.

Spoiler: You can probably guess what is coming and yes, it's nasty...

 

[GettrGriftr]

>>Do you they take their pants down after they shit?

I don't get it.

Never mind. Im a retard. Thanks @Shig O'nella

 

[Shig O'nella]

>>Do you they take their pants down after they shit?

I don't get it.

Taking puberty blockers after 18 - you know, the age when puberty usually ends - is as effective as shitting then pulling your pants down.
I quite like the analogy. It's reasonably inventive, for once.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

For a long time, I was reluctant to say I hated them. Did I find them distasteful? Sure, any right thinking person would. Depraved? Sure. Disgusting? Sure. But I never said I hated them.


Well, Kiwi friends...I'm here today to tell you, my name is GloriousScarf and I hate them. To their core and beyond.

What they also don't get is that the average person hates people who share their depravity in the most public, unfiltered ways possible without regard to who or what they are. They can cry about transphobia all they want, but their loathsome behavior is disliked by many without regard to who or what they may be or identify as.