📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Dr. Butt]

Oh no, he's retarded

 

[stupid frog]

Every time tranny use "AGAB", I always read it as "a gay at birth".

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Found a selfie

“Mother in law makes puke faces behind my back.”

Can’t blame her.

 

[Wallace]

“Mother in law makes puke faces behind my back.”

Can’t blame her.

Sure you can. The way that guy looks, she should be making those faces to his front, and encouraging her daughter to get out while she can.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Not today, Satan.

That is the best reverse-uno you can ever give to these literal demons. What would Jesus do...? Cast you off a cliff, the whole legion of you.

Thus ends the quietest Pride Month in history. I'm almost disappointed we didn't get any tranny insanity for all to see.

I did remark at the beginning of the month that it was starting off a little more subdued than last year (my local Target being the barometer for such things). I think companies are still reeling from the humongous backlash (i.e., drops in stock), and the community overall is figuring out how to reckon the way forward with the problematic T (as they are like the Tony Blundetto of the family). Plus, more normies are getting the ick with reports of degenerate things going on at Pride.

Dr. Strange indeed.

Every time tranny use "AGAB", I always read it as "a gay at birth".

You mean, it isn't?!?

 

[Geraldine]

The way that guy looks, she should be making those faces to his front, and encouraging her daughter to get out while she can.

Emphasis added.

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

Every time tranny use "AGAB", I always read it as "a gay at birth".

I have the same issue with "ACAB," which my brain wants to interpret as "assigned cat at birth," not "all cops are bastards."

Anyway, here's a MtF who can't stop taking selfies with his split tongue sticking out. ETA: Found after searching for #feelingcute on Bluesky.

Spoiler: Split tongued troon

 

[Geraldine]

split tongue

Some additional fetish?

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Some additional fetish?

More likely just an attention addiction previously sated by looking 'alternative' and getting lots of unusual body mods.

 

[Whereismymind]

Fuck man… Imagine getting aboard a city bus, expecting the usual circus of fat Sheniquas, and Spic Mama’s with half a dozen (LOUD!) mini spics in tow.

You’re already dreading the experience as the bus pulls up. Then the doors open and the driver greeting you in a weird falsetto, is some fat, greasy troon with balding green hair and a potbelly spilling over the dangerously tight shorts.

I’d turn around on the spot and look for a car dealership while regretting not having the guts to spit in the freaks face.

I did come across a troon bus driver on Twitter once, TheLetterbomber. It seems he hated the irregular hours and quit within a year.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I did come across a troon bus driver on Twitter once, TheLetterbomber. It seems he hated the irregular hours and quit within a year.

Thank god. He gave vibes he was going to drive the bus into something disasterous if a bad day happens.

Also lmao: creepy men hit on him because most people are respectful enough to not make it awkward when they ride the bus and get rejected (unlike creeps), and like attracts like.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

>Gross tranny wearing cat ears driving a bus
“Why do only creepy men hit on me?”

 

[PaulBearer]

I did come across a troon bus driver on Twitter once, TheLetterbomber. It seems he hated the irregular hours and quit within a year.
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Fucks sake, I'd legitimately just wait for another bus if I was presented with that thing driving.

 

[Geraldine]

>Gross tranny wearing cat ears driving a bus
“Why do only creepy men hit on me?”

... and not sapphic women?
That's the real question and the answer is "sapphic" women want women.

 

[FinnSven]

Thank god. He gave vibes he was going to drive the bus into something disasterous if a bad day happens.

Also lmao: creepy men hit on him because most people are respectful enough to not make it awkward when they ride the bus and get rejected (unlike creeps), and like attracts like.

I genuinely have never heard of or seen a bus driver get hit on.

It’s not like being a shop girl in a men’s clothing store or a bartender.

Mostly bus drivers are stereotyped as miserable bored fuckers.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I genuinely have never heard of or seen a bus driver get hit on.

It’s not like being a shop girl in a men’s clothing store or a bartender.

Mostly bus drivers are stereotyped as miserable bored fuckers.

How would you even do it without the other passengers yelling at you to sit down and stop holding everyone up?

 

[GettrGriftr]

I know I'm a couple of pages late on this, so give me your clocks, but re: the li'l dood lusting after the gay man, she says:

“He would enjoy it by the end, if he would just give me a chance…”

That sounds remarkably like the shit-lib/lefty imagining of what a right-winger would say about a lesbian: "She just hasn't had a good dick yet."

 

[Paper Machete]

^ Trans is weird sex shit personified and amplified. A lot of them are rapey, it should be no surprise.

 

[Stan]

It's a common right wing trope that right wing conspiracy theories are coming true.
It's really left wing over the top parodies of right wing conspiracy theories that are coming true.

I mean really. Sex education will lead to child castration framed as civil rights?
In say the year 2000 a right wing opponent of sex education would roll his eyes at the absurdity of it.

Did we change, or did the world change around us?

 

[HereForNudes]

Trannies really are the niggers of gender