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[Esmeraude]

Pooner crossdresses at school, is surprised she gets made fun of

Good, I hope it continues until they’re browbeaten into stopping this madness. At least cringe in my day was just wearing weird clothes and being a weaboo among weaboos, not pretending to be a boy and tisming out over it. That kid wouldn’t have survived long if they went to the schools I did LOL.

I also complained about being weird and alone as a teenager, but that was because I was listening to visual kei in the time of screamo and played video games that no one else did.

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A Facebook troon that used to be a folk punk posted some shit about ~being pretty someday~ and the comments were not the hugbox he expected:

 

[bouquetnine]

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What pooners don't understand is that life sucks. Life as a male sucks even more. Men are expected to MAN UP. She's getting the male experience. She should be happy.

 

[OrionBalls]

What pooners don't understand is that life sucks. Life as a male sucks even more. Men are expected to MAN UP. She's getting the male experience. She should be happy.

Do men often grope each other randomly? Because that's one of her complaints, and I don't know if that's standard male on male behavior.

 

[DSHK]

Do men often grope each other randomly? Because that's one of her complaints, and I don't know if that's standard male on male behavior.

No but that does remind me of this guy at a place I used to work at who looked like an irl anime trap. He quit because the niggers kept sexually harassing him lmao

 

[Stan]

„Boo-hoo, I threw away my marriage and am too broke-ass and sweaty to afford bitch shit.” Some might hear that and scoff, but happily there’s lots and lots of reassurance for a T girl feeling down. Isn’t that nice?

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Friends, it's been a tough couple of weeks.

My wife and I separated the week of Memorial Day, and it was "official" on June 1, 2024. The first few weeks I was so busy, I didn't have time to process. Now, as things settle down, the emotions are here in a big way. Guilt, shame, and feelings of isolation.

My transition has slowed down - temporarily, I hope - due to the added financial stress of being separated. I can't afford to continue laser hair removal. I've stopped wearing wigs and makeup due to the unbearable heat. And somehow, I am putting weight back on.

The other day, I went down to the fitness center in my apartment complex; no wig or makeup, no jewelry, gender neutral workout clothes. I saw myself in the mirror, and I saw a man. I was devastated. I know this is what everyone else sees, too.

I'm just hating life right now, friends.

I'm approaching six months since my rebirth, and barely five months on HRT. I know things get better. I just need to hear it from those that have been there.

It was a bit hard to find a picture of his face, since he mostly posts photos in /r/TGirl_feet, but the one I did find is absolutely not filtered and shows he has nothing to worry about

Spoiler: you sure are purty

People masturbate to photos of this man’s feet. What a time to be alive.

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lol Guga Foods has decided to transition everyone.

Pooner crossdresses at school, is surprised she gets made fun of

How does a girl crossdress anyway? Any "male" clothing item has been appropriated by women anyway, so it's not as if a girl showing up in pants and collared shirt is going to tip off bullies the way a boy in a dress would.

Good, I hope it continues until they’re browbeaten into stopping this madness.

IDK the part about her being touched inappropriately by two specific boys (she makes it sound like it's always the same two) seems really bad. I'm suspecting there's more to this story than she's letting on, because she's too focused on transitioning as an exit plan.

 

[bouquetnine]

Do men often grope each other randomly? Because that's one of her complaints, and I don't know if that's standard male on male behavior.

If they did, they wouldn't be allowed to complain about it. No one takes sexual harassment claims from a man seriously. While it's not normal to be a man sexually harassed by men (faggots being the exception), not having any recourse IS part of the standard male experience.

 

[Stan]

Portrait of a rather depressed young man:

Artist's notes: All the things written are things that have been said to me in the short time since I came out. This was very cathartic for me.

 

[OrionBalls]

If they did, they wouldn't be allowed to complain about it. No one takes sexual harassment claims from a man seriously. While it's not normal to be a man sexually harassed by men (faggots being the exception), not having any recourse IS part of the standard male experience.

Always thought that was gross. I'm glad the "I wish my hot teacher had hit on me" age group is dying off.

 

[Stan]

If they did, they wouldn't be allowed to complain about it. No one takes sexual harassment claims from a man seriously. While it's not normal to be a man sexually harassed by men (faggots being the exception), not having any recourse IS part of the standard male experience.

... yes, you are allowed to complain about it. If your male boss is groping you in the elevators, and you feel "I cannot complain about this, no one will believe me", that call is coming from inside the house. Plenty of women have avoided reporting incidents they should have by the same reasoning.
Also, In what situation could a man sexually harass another man and somehow not be a faggot?

 

[Geraldine]

Pooner crossdresses at school, is surprised she gets made fun of

Good to know there's still lots of kids that don't subscribe to this gender identity bullshit.

She said she's fifteen.

That's the age at which mean girls really discover the joys of being mean and boys call each other 'faggot' for any reason or no reason. In short, she experienced typical middle school shit, and I don't read too much more into it than that.

 

[gampboonerisms]

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How does a girl crossdress anyway? Any "male" clothing item has been appropriated by women anyway, so it's not as if a girl showing up in pants and collared shirt is going to tip off bullies the way a boy in a dress would.

When i was in highschool (starting 7th grade, my school was weird), i refused to wear the girl pants and girl shirt. For reasons i wont share here, i hated girls clothes and still do. I was never made fun of for my clothes, but i was abused for other things. having long hair, reading books, reading books about witch craft history. {oiimmmmggggoooddd in the south? Reading about witches? That means you MUST be a witch.} Weird for wearing boots, yes made fun of because of my clothes? No. This fucking pussy thinks they maje fun of her cause of her clothes HA!

(abused? Why abused? Dont you mean bully? No. I mean abused cause when you bend down to your locker and have a nigger grab your head to his crotch while the teacher looks on, thats abuse fuckoff)

 

[HereForNudes]

Some other fun posts from u/hefty_lake1258:

She's 28 as of March, from Texas, and has been on T for about 8 months at this point.
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How's the progress going? She has "the beginnings of a mustache" and "zero bottom growth".
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Predictably, she's also a fujoshi who fetishizes Asian men and loves "Boy Love" anime:
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Wtf is a pill for five months gonna do? You are 27 years old adult with a vagina. Do they think a cock just sprouts from the clit?

This is the same bitch who went to the gay bath house. What were you expecting to do in a room full of gay men with your vagina? Gay men like cock, thats what makes them gay. It used to be so simple.

Its like serving a vegan a big rare steak and telling them dont worry the steak identifies as tofu you can eat it. It just makes no fucking sense #TTD

 

[Geraldine]

Awwww mom.
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I suspect he's exaggerating if not confabulating.
But I hope not.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I suspect he's exaggerating if not confabulating.

I dunno about that. There's no escaping troonism anymore. It's no longer theoretical. Or happening quietly somewhere else. It's in the news or in our faces daily. Serving us our coffees or seen waiting at the bus stop. Shooting up schools and affecting girl's sports. I bet a majority of parents are on high alert for any mention of Trans Mania coming from their kids now. They know what it can do to their kid and to their family if it's not refuted right away. (And even then, they're deeply aware that there's no guarantees when they do that.)

Spoiler: slight powerlevel

Awhile back I was casually chatting up some very liberal neighbors who have two college age girls who are almost done with their schooling. I made some offhand and very discreet remark about how they managed to reach young adulthood safe and secure without getting snared by "current crazy trends". They knew exactly what I was talking about. They exchanged a knowing glance, became very somber and expressed genuine relief.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The Duality of Troon, Callout Post Edition

"Callouts are bad! They're not even effective because people usually don't get arrested afterward!"

Which in itself is a whole other "showing their ass without actually realizing it" layer...

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I refuse to reblog callout posts because I'm a prison abolitionist

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In all my years in this website, and I've been here a long time, I can't recall a single instance of a callout post leading to actual restitution for the victims of the alleged harm the person was accused of. Even in cases where the accusations were true. Even in cases where there was legitimate harm done to another person.

Remember the sixpencee child slave thing? What happened there, exactly? Was the kid freed? No? They were just run off the website? OK so what good exactly did that do?

Remember the bone stealing witch? What exactly did that witchhunt accomplish? The person got arrested, oh that's great, the american justice system surely rectified the situation
And again, those are instances where the accusations were true and involved real substantive harm to another person. We used to joke on here how callout posts were shit like "receipts below: [several paragraphs of petty fandom drama] [three paragraphs of petty interpersonal drama involving cheating on partners or stealing food out of the fridge or something] [fabricated evidence that the person is responsible for the murder of JonBenét Ramsey]"

And that was back in the 2010s. The meta has changed. Callouts used to be a tool people used to point out actual harm a person had done, rarely, and more commonly were used as a means of bullying somebody over petty drama. Nowadays they're used to manufacture outrage and harassment against marginalized populations. They are a weapon bigots use to turn us against each other. A few manufactured accusations here, some out of context or clipped screenshots there, and people who should be standing in solidarity with each other against white supremacy, patriarchy, cisheteronormativity, are instead devouring each other.

It's sinister as shit, dude, and people will still share these accusations without a second thought. So, why? What is the point? What's the best case scenario here? Raising "awareness?" what the fuck is that supposed to accomplish? Will we get the oh-so-trustworthy authorities involved? Are we hoping for an arrest? A conviction? Throwing a queer or poc person in prison so they can be abused and assaulted and humiliated behind bars? Is that who we are?

Callouts and the like don't serve any real good in the world. At a macro scale they divide us when we should be standing together, and at a micro scale they result in deeply traumatic never-ending harassment and threats and doxxing and worse to a person who almost definitely does not deserve it. And again, for what? A sense of "justice?" this is not justice. This is retribution. It is punishment.
It's fucking cop behavior, and I'm not gonna participate in it.

"lol that guy that's calling us out for being pedos out is being called a nonce over an ancient post? Aww, GET FUCKED"



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i think it's really funny to see that the guy known for pedojacketing random trans women all the time is getting mad that he and his friends are being called pedophiles because of some post one of them made 10 years ago like. ohhhh, it sucks?? thats fucked up?? hey remember how youve lied about a bunch of trans women like every year with intent to ruin their lives? remember those weird google docs you wrote? damn. hard to have sympathy.

 

[Lokiwi]

What pooners don't understand is that life sucks. Life as a male sucks even more. Men are expected to MAN UP. She's getting the male experience. She should be happy.

This line of thinking is the same incel logic that leads many men to troon out in the first place.
"Women have life on easy mode, being a man is hard!!"
Being a person is hard, all the time. For everyone. Every man and every woman has immense struggles, there are also many things which are easier for both. The sooner we understand that men and women both suffer through life and carry their own responsibilities, pressures and hardships the sooner we can stop this "I want to become a woman because women all have easy lives, women do not ever suffer or struggle because of their sex" and it's twin "I want to become a man because then everyone will finally take me seriously as a human being and I also won't be raped again"
Can everyone just stop this stupid shit.

 

[oishii desu]

Pooner crossdresses at school, is surprised she gets made fun of

It's pretty normal for girls to wear boy clothes and not get any flack for it, even in middle/high school. Unless she's wearing a three piece suit to school everyday, there's not really anything I can imagine that would make her a target for this other than her behavior. Which, based off of this post, seems like the behavior of a mentally well individual. I know school can be difficult for kids, but wearing gym shorts and axe body spray is not going to give her the peace of mind and sense of self that she thinks it will. I hope she finds better coping mechanisms before she decides to go on HRT.

 

[wide hide]

Pooner whining about wanting to be a "real" man
Other side but the same story.

Never in my life have I ever heard a man say that he envy other men because they're scary. I've heard men wish to be cooler or tougher, but never scarier.

Very clearly pooner AGP shit. Intimidation and impregnation of a sexual partner is essential in taking the male role in a relationship. They are too exposed to hardcore BDSM fanfiction the likes of which only fujoshis could romanticize.

When are we (as a society) going to admit the obvious, that this is extremely damaging to affirm something that directly contradicts material reality, a material reality which cannot be changed? When are we going to drop that extremely destructive notion of "gender identity"?

If my theory above is correct, this type of pooner specifically wants to either project themselves into those dom-sub roles in a publicly acceptable way, or smother their shame by denying their sexualities and jumping gender ships instead. Just like AGPs... I blame this social contagion squarely on gender identity politics and the industries who gain from it.

What pooners don't understand is that life sucks. Life as a male sucks even more. Men are expected to MAN UP. She's getting the male experience. She should be happy.

Pooners literally think men have it easy, and feel attacked that it's not true. You'll notice these cretins are never interested in being providers, or stepping in to physically defend others, and certainly have never been socialized to stoically manage their feelings or constantly present a front of stability on a level not expected of women. As I understand, a lot of men grew up being told they had to be aware of their own strength, and how it could be used to hurt or help others. Obligatory I'm not a man, but as a woman I'm pretty sure most of us find these qualities attractive in our choice of partner. Pooners cope and seethe that they cannot grasp or tap into even one of these qualities.

 

[Local Farmer]

Portrait of a rather depressed young man:
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Artist's notes: All the things written are things that have been said to me in the short time since I came out. This was very cathartic for me.

Unironically a great premise for a psychological horror is a tranny becoming self aware and realizing what a terrible mistake he made.

 

[Geraldine]

Pooners literally think men have it easy, and feel attacked that it's not true. You'll notice these cretins are never interested in being providers, or stepping in to physically defend others, and certainly have never been socialized to stoically manage their feelings or constantly present a front of stability on a level not expected of women.

They don't really want to be men.

If somehow miraculously they found themselves in reasonably fit but not fantastic male bodies ...



... they would hate it. What they really want is to be one of ...