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Tathagata said:
That said, just imagine the hilarious shit that goes on when you gather 150 mentally ill women hopped up on testosterone in a secluded, outdoors environment. I'm surprised there's been no mass pooner murder that has occurred.
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Hey @JimiHendrix wanna pretend to be gender special with me and pull some of the less mutated women at this camp???
 
Aunt Carol said:
I dunno; looks more like a license to print money, if you can tolerate pooners. Minimum $500, x 150 customers, for 4 days, 3 nights. Then they leave and they're no longer your responsibility. Clean up the camp for the next session, but other than trying to pee outdoors there's not much damage that can be done by city slickers in that short a time.

Cruelty-free. No alpacas involved.
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You say that now, but there's a ranch only 500m away. The Camp NaMANu Ranch could still be on the table, especially with the free-labour of summer camps within arms reach.

A man can only dream of the havoc a Pooner Plantation could cause.
 
Aunt Carol said:
I dunno; looks more like a license to print money, if you can tolerate pooners. Minimum $500, x 150 customers, for 4 days, 3 nights. Then they leave and they're no longer your responsibility. Clean up the camp for the next session, but other than trying to pee outdoors there's not much damage that can be done by city slickers in that short a time.

Cruelty-free. No alpacas involved.
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Clearly the lessons weren't sufficiently learned from RainFurrest 2015. Invite degenerates and retards onto your property and you'll soon learn that no amount of money they give you will be worth it.
 
Mulbruk said:
You say that now, but there's a ranch only 500m away. The Camp NaMANu Ranch could still be on the table, especially with the free-labour of summer camps within arms reach.

A man can only dream of the havoc a Pooner Plantation could cause.
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One of the Tranch's biggest tactical errors was misusing its FtM serfs. If they had kept their pooners fed and safely housed, and not let Kevin lounge and eat in front of them, they could have had those ladies sublimating their drives into homemaking+ and care of the fuzzy animals. The Tranch wouldn't have turned the dust bowl green or made a profit, but they might not have ended up with an alpaca death camp.

Sheep or goats instead, inviting the pooners to bro-out somewhere it's green... for a small fee. It's the same business model as Tom Sawyer's fence.

SnergenFlergen said:
Clearly the lessons weren't sufficiently learned from RainFurrest 2015. Invite degenerates and retards onto your property and you'll soon learn that no amount of money they give you will be worth it.
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I don't have a complete business model to propose, but it absolutely would not not involve a hotel, or anywhere with carpet.
 
Aunt Carol said:
One of the Tranch's biggest tactical errors was misusing its FtM serfs. If they had kept their pooners fed and safely housed, and not let Kevin lounge and eat in front of them, they could have had those ladies sublimating their drives into homemaking+ and care of the fuzzy animals. The Tranch wouldn't have turned the dust bowl green or made a profit, but they might not have ended up with an alpaca death camp.

Sheep or goats instead, inviting the pooners to bro-out somewhere it's green... for a small fee. It's the same business model as Tom Sawyer's fence.
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They could've at least had them pick all the hay out of the spun yarn and knit something cute. Just think: Tranch-branded packers! Imagine the sales!
 
Aunt Carol said:
I don't have a complete business model to propose, but it absolutely would not not involve a hotel, or anywhere with carpet.
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I do see where you're coming from, trannies have to be some of the easiest marks in history. Doctors, surgeons and therapists learned this years ago and have been laughing all the way to the bank ever since.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
If they had kept their pooners fed and safely housed, and not let Kevin lounge and eat in front of them, they could have had those ladies sublimating their drives into homemaking+ and care of the fuzzy animals.
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Wasn’t that the problem with Kindness? That she tried to clean up their messy man cave imposed non-feminine and exclusive energy on their chakra aligned chaos expression space.
They couldn’t possibly have more stinky girls masculine vibes in their estro-place.
 
FinnSven said:
Wasn’t that the problem with Kindness? That she tried to clean up their messy man cave imposed non-feminine and exclusive energy on their chakra aligned chaos expression space.
They couldn’t possibly have more stinky girls masculine vibes in their estro-place.
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Kindness came late in the game, after a lot of low-energy, biddable FtMs had been alienated or sent to live in trailers. These were the ones who came partially for housing, partially for pot and partially for the hope of Doing Good, and could have been a resource if they'd been treated wisely.

Kindness may have tried to clean inside the masters' quarters, but she also had fake seizures and DID "switched" into a blind person for a while, then caused some kind of struggle session/third-party rape-lite accusations. We need worker bees, not a rival queen.
 
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"Should I do irreparable harm to myself to decide if I should do further irreparable harm to myself"?

A sunk-cost fallacy in the making. Answers are all various flavours of "yes", as always.
 
Aunt Carol said:
Kindness came late in the game, after a lot of low-energy, biddable FtMs had been alienated or sent to live in trailers. These were the ones who came partially for housing, partially for pot and partially for the hope of Doing Good, and could have been a resource if they'd been treated wisely.

Kindness may have tried to clean inside the masters' quarters, but she also had fake seizures and DID "switched" into a blind person for a while, then caused some kind of struggle session/third-party rape-lite accusations. We need worker bees, not a rival queen.
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Kindness committed to the bit too hard. It broke the Gentleman’s Agreement in the main house that faking DiD was for Xitter, not the laundry pile atop the elliptical.
 
Mulbruk said:
Something very unsettling about hordes of pooners skulking around a campground intended to be for summer camps
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Eh, I was just glad that these depressed women were gonna get some fresh air and vitamin D.
Aunt Carol said:
if you can tolerate pooners
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Vastly preferable to male troons, IMO. I have yet to encounter one with a diaper fetish, and that alone speaks volumes.
Aunt Carol said:
One of the Tranch's biggest tactical errors was misusing its FtM serfs.
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They only had like two, if I recall. And one was Kindness, who used her evil vagina magic to drive them from Alpacaschwitz Eden.
Also, lmao at "innate drive for homemaking". Homegirl peed in the bathtub.
 
SnergenFlergen said:
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"Should I do irreparable harm to myself to decide if I should do further irreparable harm to myself"?

A sunk-cost fallacy in the making. Answers are all various flavours of "yes", as always.
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People who think that taking hormones will make them feel better experience a sense of feeling better when they take hormones., whereas those that don't (don't know why cis men would take estrogen but whatever) experience weird hormonal mood swings.

I wonder if there's some sort of name for this effect. Maybe something that starts with a P...
 
Law said:
They only had like two, if I recall. And one was Kindness, who used her evil vagina magic to drive them from Alpacaschwitz Eden.
Also, lmao at "innate drive for homemaking". Homegirl peed in the bathtub.
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There was a matched set in a trailer at one point, one black and one not, throwing their begging in with Josie. I believe one was named Neptune or Jupiter. There were some before that, but the FtMs were boring, not allowed in the house, probably not known by name to Kevin, and only vaguebooking occasionally.

Kindness was a creature of her own unique type, less a manic pixie not-girl than a hyperactive scabby anal sex goblin, and she lived and acted on her own until it behooved her to play disabled and throw herself on the Tranch. The FtMs were NPCs, but she was at least a miniboss.

I didn't mean homemaking in the sense of vacuuming and washing the lace, but the desire to make a farm livable, repair a hypothetical sheep pen or plant fodder. Playing house stuff, the ancient U-haul lesbian urge. Animal husbandry--hey, wait, "husbandry" is gender-affirming!
 
Digital Thunder said:
Give it time.

Even without all the genderwoo making it even worse, “adult summer camp” is a concept that never should’ve left paper. Go become a Pokémon sperg or something if you want to “reclaim the childhood you never got to have” that fucking badly.
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Oh, to be a fly on the wall at one of the pooner camps. Can you image:

- Pooner arts and crafts

- The logistics of weeding out who isn't too morbidly obese to go on the top bunk.

- Slipping over puddles of urine in the bathroom because everyone's malfunctioning rotdogs leak pee onto the floor

Turns out we are in luck! A FtM Mother Jones journalist attended in 2018.

I attended the inaugural Camp Lost Boys session near Los Angeles last fall and was back in April for the second session, at a ranch outside Denver that’s also used as a Jewish summer camp. The first thing you might notice when you roll up is the way the guys hug one another—well, right after noticing how short most of us are. There are no cautious hand-slaps leading to awkward man-hugs, but full embraces, where you melt into each other for a long moment of genuine communion. Nobody cares where their arms go, either—in the “real world,” the girls’ arms go around the neck and the guys reach around the torso, and you must always hug this way, like you’re slow-dancing at prom, lest people sense something is off.​

All right then.
 
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