📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Once a tranny asked us normal people to imagine how we would feel if we woke up the opposite, presumably wrong, sex. I gave it some thought.
The thing is, this argument is flawed because it assumes how one would feel if they woke up as a “cis” member of the opposite sex. I have no doubt in my mind that my reaction to waking up as a natal male would be very different to me waking up with zipper tits and a rot dog. The former is a natural state of being - the latter, a manmade horror beyond comprehension.

Personally, I would be okay with waking up as a natal male. Perhaps even more than okay - there are a lot of advantages to being male, and I’m not talking about “privilege”. Some would call me an “egg” for feeling this way, that it’s “proof” that I’m trans, but here’s the thing: this scenario is FANTASY. Transitioning won’t turn me into natal male, it’ll just make me into a pooner. If I woke up as a pooner, the first thing I’d do is find a lawyer sue the medical professionals that let me do such a retarded thing to myself.

“Oh, but you don’t need to transition to be trans! You could just be non-binary!” Yeah, or I could just spare everyone (and myself) the confusion and be a GNC woman. I’m not a Cluster B attention whore who demands everyone cater to my feelings. 🤷‍♀️
 
Personally, I would be okay with waking up as a natal male. Perhaps even more than okay - there are a lot of advantages to being male, and I’m not talking about “privilege”. Some would call me an “egg” for feeling this way, that it’s “proof” that I’m trans, but here’s the thing: this scenario is FANTASY.
"What if you woke up with adamantium bones and could crush a soup can with one hand and reach the top shelf and be a paratrooper and go motorcycling through cambodia all by yourself?? What then, huh?? Bet you'd HATE it and want to KILL YOURSELF"
 
Yes many straight men truly suck because of how scared they are of dating trans women as it will somehow "invalidate" their masculinity. But cis girls have trouble finding normal straight men as well, because of how many of them have very fragile masculinity and egos,
A troon talking about "fragile masculinity" will never not be hilarious.

Hey i’m the same here. It seems like i won’t find love. i’m queer. trans and i like men. I’m not interested in t4t and im not interested in being some man’s fuck toy for $$.
"...i like men. I'm not interested in t4t"—and why not, you transphobe?! Trans men are men, and there's no real difference between a strap-on and a real dick. You just need to learn how to love going down on an enlarged clitoris or rot dog.

I think this one is an HSTS instead of an AGP, so it would be understandable that he would prefer straight men instead of pooners; he's an ultra-femme gay man. But any troons who shriek about how TWAW/TMAM and insist that it's transphobic to not want to date them—only to not want to date each other—are fucking hypocrites.


ive already given up lol. there is truly no hope. i live in a blue city in america and i am still completely ignored by men. im clocky and ugly so thats probably why...
YES, DUDE. YES, IT IS. Men, as a general rule, don't want to date fat women, ugly women, women who are as tall or taller than they are, or muscular she-Hulks. And when I say "women," I mean actual women. You, sir, are a mentally ill man who may not have been attractive before trooning out, but I can guarantee you're even less attractive now that you've gone full brick hon.

...but i still see pretty women in this sub every day who are just as loveless as i am.
By "pretty women" he means other troons, who manage to take flattering, filtered pics of themselves for Reddit, but do not pass IRL (no matter how much they insist they do).

the few dates i have managed to go on have been deeply demoralizing, and have never led to anything. i am constantly ghosted. i gave up after the last one and there is some relief to it, im beginning to care a bit less, but when i think just a little too hard about it i am overwhelmed with despair at the fact that i will never be loved, or accepted, or understood by any man.
Welcome to the world of being an ugly woman. You're not a woman, of course, but it's the same experience.

I suspect this guy was previously the kind of incel who would say, "It's so easy for women to get laid; all they have to do is show up! Even the fat and ugly ones can get all the dick they want!," and not only believed it, but thought it applied to finding love, too.

Date progressive men. Find out their opinion on transsexuals. If he accepts transsexual women as women, date him stealth. Fall in love with each other. Disclose when you feel like it.
I dated a writer who had trans characters. I never told him. I'm glad I don't have an ex with that ammo to use against me.
What ammo? That you're trans? Why would that be ammo, if TWAW?

And this comment here is just pure gold:
"I date trannies because young women don't want me, and because women my age are way post-menopausal and thus don't care about sex, don't care about making themselves pretty for me, and won't put up with my sexist old man bullshit. Let me tell you all about my contempt for women (because the problem can't possibly be me), and how men make better women."

Yeah, what a fucking catch. The troons can have him.
 
Not even most pooner's are interested, and some choice comments I saw:
Speaking of pooners wasn’t there a thread from r/HSTS where down to a (gay) man they all admitted they weren’t interested in pooners? But they complain daily about how ignorant “straight cis men” are for not wanting to date them? 🤔
 
The thing is, this argument is flawed because it assumes how one would feel if they woke up as a “cis” member of the opposite sex. I have no doubt in my mind that my reaction to waking up as a natal male would be very different to me waking up with zipper tits and a rot dog. The former is a natural state of being - the latter, a manmade horror beyond comprehension.

Personally, I would be okay with waking up as a natal male. Perhaps even more than okay - there are a lot of advantages to being male, and I’m not talking about “privilege”. Some would call me an “egg” for feeling this way, that it’s “proof” that I’m trans, but here’s the thing: this scenario is FANTASY. Transitioning won’t turn me into natal male, it’ll just make me into a pooner. If I woke up as a pooner, the first thing I’d do is find a lawyer sue the medical professionals that let me do such a retarded thing to myself.

“Oh, but you don’t need to transition to be trans! You could just be non-binary!” Yeah, or I could just spare everyone (and myself) the confusion and be a GNC woman. I’m not a Cluster B attention whore who demands everyone cater to my feelings. 🤷‍♀️
Its flawed because of the fact that you would have memories of being in the body you were in before you woke up in a new body. Unless you're a believer in reincarnation, there's no way trans people could "feel" like the opposite sex because there was no past life for them where they were the opposite sex. Even if you did get "dysphoric" about it, it wouldn't prove transgenderism was valid. Imagine you woke up in another woman's body and you felt "dysphoric" about it despite the fact that you were a woman before that. Of course you would feel weird about it because you have memories of a past life you were in.
 
Its flawed because of the fact that you would have memories of being in the body you were in before you woke up in a new body. Unless you're a believer in reincarnation, there's no way trans people could "feel" like the opposite sex because there was no past life for them where they were the opposite sex. Even if you did get "dysphoric" about it, it wouldn't prove transgenderism was valid. Imagine you woke up in another woman's body and you felt "dysphoric" about it despite the fact that you were a woman before that. Of course you would feel weird about it because you have memories of a past life you were in.
This is the biggest thing. The claim that trans people's brains or bodies are able to know that there is an incongruence is a metaphysical claim, it has no physical mechanism that can plausibly allow it. Nobody knows what it is like to feel "cis", because you brain doesn't have a sense of congruence with your body, the two aren't separate things, they are on constitutive whole that your brain inherently adapts to as you develop. I posted this in the SRS thread, but this dude is the closest a cis person gets to empathizing with troons in a genuine way, as he's obviously suffering from Body Dysmorphic Disorder and is bankrupting himself and ruining his body in a pursuit of a idealized form:


I'm sure a trans person would rationalize it away by saying that this guy's brain "knew" he should be taller, but without the obscuring veil of trans ideology, the behavior patterns here are much more obviously insane to normies. The argument is basically that anything you dislike about your body is something you should change. Forget loving yourself, trans thinking is explicitly that you should hate yourself. But just like the above, if you hate yourself but are on a continuous journey to loving yourself, that motivation keeps you from falling apart (for now)
 
Troon EMT from Houston, Texas, rages at Blaire White for being able to move to California.
Screenshot_20250903-144447_(1).webp
Screenshot_20250903-144552_(1).webp
Screenshot_20250903-144610_(1).webp
He's got a GoFundMe and has only raised $500. He wants $1100 because that's enough to pack up and leave to a blue state. Here's our lovely lady:
Screenshot_20250903-144513_(1).webp
That 2007 lighting can't help that chin. Here's the GoFundMe and you can really see the lantern jaw there:
Screenshot_20250903-144654_(1).webp
The wig nearly comes into his eyes, that's how fucking massive his skull is.
 
Because troons, being men, don't follow current women's fashion, or understand why women choose the clothing and accessories they do, based upon age, body type, or appropriateness for a given situation.
I grew up with nearly no women, no close feminine influences, grew up a tomboy close with my father. I do not wear make-up nor do I follow fashion trends as I've never grown up with such things or grew any interest in them later. Despite all of that and wearing literally what ever I feel like in the moment, I am undeniably female. It's absolutely true that they have no idea how to dress or understand women's clothing trends but their male body is what betrays them in any outfit or uniform and is why they over compensate with stereotypically overly feminine clothing.
 
Troon EMT from Houston, Texas, rages at Blaire White for being able to move to California.
View attachment 7867345
View attachment 7867347
View attachment 7867349
He's got a GoFundMe and has only raised $500. He wants $1100 because that's enough to pack up and leave to a blue state. Here's our lovely lady:
View attachment 7867346
That 2007 lighting can't help that chin. Here's the GoFundMe and you can really see the lantern jaw there:
View attachment 7867350
The wig nearly comes into his eyes, that's how fucking massive his skull is.
Why is saving money NEVER an option for these people
 
Its flawed because of the fact that you would have memories of being in the body you were in before you woke up in a new body. Unless you're a believer in reincarnation, there's no way trans people could "feel" like the opposite sex because there was no past life for them where they were the opposite sex. Even if you did get "dysphoric" about it, it wouldn't prove transgenderism was valid. Imagine you woke up in another woman's body and you felt "dysphoric" about it despite the fact that you were a woman before that. Of course you would feel weird about it because you have memories of a past life you were in.
Yeah, exactly. Like, regardless of my feelings on my current body, if I woke up looking like someone else I’d be confused and maybe distraught? But I doubt it’d be to the point of self-mutilation or suicide. And if it was, I would probably seek help in the form of therapy, building a support system, etc. so I can cope with the changes and still live my life. Idk, maybe I’m too autistic to view my body as anything other than the meat suit my brain is piloting, but I just don’t think hating yourself is a justifiable reason for medical intervention to be the only choice.
 
What fucking sad indoor sacks of sad indoor shit in a sack. Can't even go broke buying drugs at the club or playing poker with jamaican drug gangs, oh no, they #loseitall simply by sitting indoors sipping starbucks and deepthroating domino's and are left without even the memories that money could have bought. Sad. Too many such cases.
 
Last edited:
Troon EMT from Houston, Texas, rages at Blaire White for being able to move to California.
View attachment 7867345
View attachment 7867347
View attachment 7867349
He's got a GoFundMe and has only raised $500. He wants $1100 because that's enough to pack up and leave to a blue state. Here's our lovely lady:
View attachment 7867346
That 2007 lighting can't help that chin. Here's the GoFundMe and you can really see the lantern jaw there:
View attachment 7867350
The wig nearly comes into his eyes, that's how fucking massive his skull is.
EMT Jesus Christ there should be a law against that people are already dealing with a medical emergency now that have a troon to deal with on top of that.
 
EMT Jesus Christ there should be a law against that people are already dealing with a medical emergency now that have a troon to deal with on top of that.
I bet you he goes more 'boy mode' in public because Houston is rather racially diverse and even a born and bred black Texan ain't gonna be polite seeing that shit. He spends more money on that wig than learning how to cook 'like a real woman'.
 
Men, as a general rule, don't want to date fat women, ugly women, women who are as tall or taller than they are, or muscular she-Hulks.
I think this is most troons actual problem. If these people actually looked like women, acted like women and sounded like women, there'd probably be a larger percent of the male population that would be interested in dating them in this current disgusting society. A lot of men would go and fuck a ladyboy in Thailand because apart from the voice, they do present themselves as more of a woman and act like a woman, but they never claim to be a woman. They believe they are ladyboys, a distinct "gender" that doesn't encroach on anyone else's lives to make it a misery.

It's not a transphobic or homosexual issue, it's because you're a fucking Frankenstein-esque monster. Maybe if you stopped gooning, learned how to do real makeup, cut off your legs, get jaw and shoulder surgery and lost all the weight, you'd be a much more datable man... ehhh "woman". Honestly, when does this nightmare end?
 
check out the
Random Trans Thoughts, Musings, and Questions - For all your armchair psych and general sperging
thread!



Anyway. I don't think he meant it to be an L, but I'm posting Vivian Wilson's (Xavier Alexander Musk, Elon's troon son) very feminine picture here. Highly recommend checking out the article it's from, lots of hilarious pictures in there.

1000033261.webp

I couldn't get past the first few paragraphs of the article, I just scrolled the pics. Xavier Musk sounds fucking insufferable. I don't even want to spend time with him by proxy via an internet article.
 
Back
Top Bottom