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Dr. Butt said:
Admire your optimism.
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I try to stay positive. You got a point though. That's why those freaks should be locked in an asylum.
Dr. Butt said:
Good typo, hope it catches on.
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Oh that one's definitely going in the vault with "neural eunuch".
Standardized Profile said:
didn't know this. Poonerism doesn't stop with cross-sex hormones and surgical reconstruction, it requires bleeding. The ancient medical treatment for relieving the body of bad humours. Adding testosterone-induced polycythemia to my list of pooner health horrors:
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This is because excess Testosterone can cause Polycythemia, the none cancerous version of the cancer Boogie 1488 lied about. The excess of red blood cells can lead to strokes and all kinds of problems.
This Pooners doctors are desperately trying to stop her from ended up like the Locked In Pooner, instead of just telling her the truth and taking her off T, they've resorted to a medieval treatment to drain the excess blood cells.
From the way she described her blood not flowing she's a serious risk of following in the Locked In Pooners footsteps.
 
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Tif thinks that because she's taking testosterone she fully understands male behavior now, my favorite one being that apparently hormones causes clumsiness.

She thinks she's a real boy
 
Procrastinhater said:
Those idiots are beyond me. You try to take a micropenis, some ball skin, and a chunk of someone's asshole and Cronenberg it together into a working replica of a vagina and then they're completely baffled when it's fucking come apart at the seams and not worked.
Bruh.
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The really strange thing is the porn sick faggots who would want to fuck a tranny and the women who want a fake "lesbian" relationship for virtue signaling points would all prefer a cock over some open fucking wound.
 
Syikeblade said:
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Tif thinks that because she's taking testosterone she fully understands male behavior now, my favorite one being that apparently hormones causes clumsiness.
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Hon: "OMG I can't open a mason jar now! Because I'm on E tee hee hee..."
Pooner: "Fuck! I knock over another can of coke! T makes me clumsu! Fuck damn!"
 
Syikeblade said:
Tif thinks that because she's taking testosterone she fully understands male behavior now, my favorite one being that apparently hormones causes clumsiness.
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The mental image of some pooner playing Animal Crossing, knocking over her can of coke and imagining she's now lightning fast is funny as fuck. All with only one week of testosterone. One month should transform her into the Adonis of her dreams.
 
Susanna said:
Men jump up to smack doorways all the time?
I've literally never seen that. Also most men are tall enough that if they jump in a doorway I think they'd smack their head.
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Certain (often tall) high school boys will reach or jump up in a corridor to see if they can smack whatever overhanging architecture or decoration is in their path. I've also seen a grown man jump forehead-first into an wooden welcome sign just because he was tall and it was there, swinging menacingly overhead. Maybe it's a tall person thing.

Oh and if so, even funnier for the pooner, who is necessarily short and can only dream of one day reaching that doorway to gender heaven.
 
Syikeblade said:
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Tif thinks that because she's taking testosterone she fully understands male behavior now, my favorite one being that apparently hormones causes clumsiness.

She thinks she's a real boy
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I been reading a lot of retarded things on this website, but this one has to be the most retarded thing I've read this year.

Jumping and smacking doorways? Are you living with actual kids? Please don't answer that.
"Sometimes you need to get away from Mr. Karen's nonsense" - Thus spoke Mr. Karen.

This nigger is quoting Nutty professor like she was presenting a science paper on how to be male. Fuck off.

You are not one of us, pooner. Never was, never will.
 
The way a lot of pooners obsess over the adolescent stage of boys once their own age, now passed (how old is she?), especially when they go into the territory of wondering over masturbation habits is always so disturbing. Because it's so obvious where the fascination comes from.

Masturbation is a private thing and by its very nature shouldn't be something you feel the need to talk much about or know about anyway.

Again, it's never about what men her age now are acting (like regular adults, I hope, I'm guessing Mr. Karen roommate is probably getting after her for being the messy roommate) but always how stereotypical boys behave. It's a mirror image to an AGP obsessing over girlhood and shit.
 
Paper Machete said:
The way a lot of pooners obsess over the adolescent stage of boys once their own age, now passed (how old is she?), especially when they go into the territory of wondering over masturbation habits is always so disturbing. Because it's so obvious where the fascination comes from.

Masturbation is a private thing and by its very nature shouldn't be something you feel the need to talk much about or know about anyway.

Again, it's never about what men her age now are acting (like regular adults, I hope, I'm guessing Mr. Karen roommate is probably getting after her for being the messy roommate) but always how stereotypical boys behave. It's a mirror image to an AGP obsessing over girlhood and shit.
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- wants to molest a prepubescent boy
- can't molest a prepubescent boy without going to prison
- become the prepubescent boy
- molest yourself who is now a prepubescent boy
- ??
- go on a shooting spree or kills xerselves

I really wonder what they think their end game is. Do they actually expect themselves to live into old age?
 
CallmeCicada said:
I really wonder what they think their end game is.
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It really depends on their motivations. Which I think to a certain extent are variable between different people and there is no one reason someone chases this particular dragon. Their obsession with the childhood stages of the opposite sex are, I think, honestly in a lot of them driven by rejection. They were perhaps not paid attention to by their male peers growing up and obviously it's attention they wanted and they feel they can own and gain what they truly desire by embodying it. A lot of trannies, pooners especially, have a sort of arrested development which explains their obsession with boy things rather than man things. It comes across as very creepy but is not always explicitly pedophilic.

I was listening to someone talk about how they thought a lot of fetishes/kinks in this way are driven by the person's desire to somehow "own" and be "close to" that which they're fetishizing but also have been pained by it in some way. With trannies, that would be the opposite sex. It actually makes a lot of sense to me especially when you consider that a lot of pooners were girls that didn't get a lot of positive attention from their peers or chances to date around.
 
Susanna said:
Men jump up to smack doorways all the time?
I've literally never seen that. Also most men are tall enough that if they jump in a doorway I think they'd smack their head.
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Among the ages of like 15-16 it is fairly common to see someone jump up and hit something like a hanging sign or a branch or something. At least it was when I was that age many years ago. Notably we didn't jump up and smack doorways because even at age 15 it wasn't impressive.

Though it's sort of cute that our little pooner thinks that jumping and hitting doorways is some kind of test of strength.
 
Procrastinhater said:
This is because excess Testosterone can cause Polycythemia, the none cancerous version of the cancer Boogie 1488 lied about. The excess of red blood cells can lead to strokes and all kinds of problems.
This Pooners doctors are desperately trying to stop her from ended up like the Locked In Pooner, instead of just telling her the truth and taking her off T, they've resorted to a medieval treatment to drain the excess blood cells.
From the way she described her blood not flowing she's a serious risk of following in the Locked In Pooners footsteps.
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That is deeply disturbing. Her "gender care specialists" know that they're playing stroke roulette and are trying to manage her body's rebellion to the cross sex hormones with that treatment? Which isn't working, apparently? Sounds like they're fucking around and using her as a guinea pig for medical journal submission opportunities. Or they're trying to replicate some other doc's breakthrough success with that, to push "trans medicine" forward. Everyone is on the make in this biz. They're literal vampires in this case.
 
Susanna said:
Men jump up to smack doorways all the time?
I've literally never seen that. Also most men are tall enough that if they jump in a doorway I think they'd smack their head.
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Its a high school thing mostly. So yeah, her insight into manliness is what she sees as an outsider in high school.

Edit: lol late. But yeah it shouldnt surprise anyone that pooner obsess over high school behavior because when youre an adult you slowly stop caring about gendered shit and acting out as much since you should have... a life.
 
Syikeblade said:
Tif thinks that because she's taking testosterone she fully understands male behavior now, my favorite one being that apparently hormones causes clumsiness.
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She also went to r/mtf to ask about "things about cis girls you didn't understand but do now" and this troon is making the same claim about "being clumsy" so I'm starting to think there's just something about HRT that affects your coordination and/or just gives you lowkey brain damage.
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