💰 Grifter Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Tim Pool was running defense for Ben Shapiro, saying his security team got updates too. It's a pretty poor ploy, considering he got things so wrong on that day, saying "Charlie is stable".

Now he got challenged on twitter and will most likely pretend this exchange never happened.

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We were granted a nice break from Tim, this week, thanks to some unlikely friends from the arachnid class. But the beanie boy did return for the last two episodes. Here are some clips taken from IRL for 6 - 10 July.


On 6 July, Tim was away, so Phil was hosting. The guests were George "Rollo Tomassi" Miller, author of The Rational Male series; & John Cerasani, a professional gambler.
Ian was the sole co-host.

The show is in Las Vegas, so Tim could play in the World Series of Poker, & claims to have ended this day at "84k":
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Though everything was not sunshine & roses. Due to a scorpion infestation at the AirBnB, & Caesar's Casino not giving his wife, child, & he a room, this may explain his absence:
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No surprise for long-term followers of the beanie boy, but the show went much smoother, with Tim away. The histrionics from last week were gone, with everyone having a good time talking about things.

Clip Collection:
-Ian "Heritage not Hate" Crossland defends the Totenkopf as a fine historical symbol, & is merely "Nazi-adjacent". Phil disagrees, saying when something is touched by the Nazis, you cannot remove their mark from it:




On 7 July, Phil remained the host, with James Klüg, a conservative whom makes man-on-the-street content, & Lisa Reynolds, the booker for the Branch Timidians, as the guests.
Ian was the sole co-host.

Tim was absent, again, & it was a pleasantly uneventful outing.




On 8 July, Phil continued to host the show, with Lauren Southern, a documentarist turned anti-trad life writer, as the guest.
Lisa the booker, & Ian, were the co-hosts.

Though the better title for this episode would have been Lauren vs. Lisa, as the two end up engaging in a debate. But even beyond this initial exchange, the two women dominated most of the show.

Lauren does drink a couple beers, which make her tongue looser. Add to that the clucking of hens that was her exchanges with Lisa, it could be a rough go for some.

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-Unfortunately, because Tim was too busy at the World Series of Poker, we were denied getting to see Lauren & he argue, instead:


-Phil tried to lead with the news article, but Lisa jumps in to ask Lauren to talk about her gripes. The two commiserate over how political content follows "the same dialogue tree", & you know what someone is going to say, already. But the straw-haired strumpet thinks this is to avoid excommunication from "the small pool of commentators that exists, right now"; whereas the booker thinks it is people digging in their heels, unwilling to cede ground to the opposition. But getting to the heart of the matter, Lauren says Tim accused her of lying about alleged abuse by the Tate brothers. The beanie boy asserted it was a way to make money, via writing a book about it. To counter this, the straw-haired strumpet argues that she has been testifying in the Romanian case against the Tate brothers, & has begun to cooperate in the British one. Using Milo Yiannopoulos' PR firm, Tarantula, the Tates have been seeking to intimidate witnesses, & damage their reputation. So, rather than allow the terms to be dictated, Lauren chose to write the book, to get ahead of the sliming:


Phil steps in to ask Lauren to provide more context, as the audience is not as aware of what the case is about. She lays out her story, wherein Stephen "Tommy Robinson" Yaxley-Lennon introduced the straw-haired strumpet to the Tates, for what was billed as a business meeting. Afterwards, she goes to a club with the Tates, becomes "black-out drunk", & was assaulted by Andrew. Allegedly, she went to hospital, after the incident, which has records verifying the injuries suffered, including strangulation. Rather than avoid speaking about this, out of fear of the internet backlash, Lauren decided to back away from online work, & participate in the legal case against the Tates. The straw-haired strumpet believes Tim did no research before sounding off, torpedoing a ten year friendship, "which was fucked". Lisa steps in to defend Stephen, but Lauren is not having that, saying the Brit was lying about her returning to Romania to see Andrew Tate, & downplaying the claims of assault:


The booker tries to chart a middle path, claiming Stephen was duped, but Lauren continues to press back upon this. They argue over why Stephen plead guilty in a libel case, but Phil eventually reins this back to the original topic, which was Tim's alleged lies about the straw-haired strumpet:


Lauren voices a criticism I have had with IRL, which is the show is just reading the headline, skimming the article, & not actually going into any depth, all "to come up with a hot take" amongst panelist ill-informed about the issue. Phil asks the straw-haired strumpet if this is a product of the way people consume news, these days. Again, Lauren expresses another critique I have with Tim, which is his transformation from reporting, on the ground, to just regurgitating news articles he skims. But she extends this to the broader media landscape of people repeating what they read, which was composed by people whom were not even present for the event being documented. Ian, after announcing he needs a bathroom break, offers the point that people should not leap to claiming something is a lie, but simply say, they are not sure if it is true. This implicitly dings Tim's labelling Lauren a fibber:


-In discussing foreign funding in the alternative media environment, Tenet is brought up, which Lisa was booking for, as her prior role. The booker explains how Tim was unaware of the guests, until the day of, & she was never made to platform people by the Russian investors licensing The Culture War. Lauren agrees that was the case, but notes that external forces choose to elevate messages which can undermine the establishment, even if those issues are genuine. Phil brings up Hasan Piker being funded by communist nations, or Israel paying commentators to make posts, etc, but says accusations of foreign funding is too liberally applied, even if some are. The straw-haired strumpet bemoans the fact average people are unaware of this potential, & take what is posted at face value. As an example, the guest details how "a Belgian politician" was pushing her to make a documentary on the Donbass, during a trip to Russia, prior to war beginning. Lauren declined, at the time, but claims this man was exposed as a Chinese spy, afterwards, & she could have been used as part of a propaganda effort to justify Russia's intervention:


-The show was very free-flowing, rather than staying hide-bound to the usual routine of skimming articles. Lauren came wanting to speak directly to Tim, about his remarks, rather than just posting a response video. According to Lisa, the beanie boy is amenable to having her back to do that, after he messaged her, during the show:


-The super-chats oscillated from jokes about Lauren's tipsiness, to dinging her having sex with Steven "Destiny" Bonnell. The guest says she already discussed it, & describes her pursuit of Steven as merely going for "the BPD blue-haired, like, art hoe from college" just like the conservative men always talk about doing. This elicits a hearty laugh from Phil, whom has no love for the drug-addled degenerate. Yellow Flash Productions, another commentary channel, praises the guest for calling out Jeremy "The Quartering" Hambly, in another super-chat:




On 9 July, Tim had Jamie Kennedy, the actor/comedian, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Unfortunately, with Tim's return, the quality returned to its usual nadir. We have it all, Tim demagoguing, forcing a guest to listen to his gripes, & talking about drama when that is supposedly not what the show is about. I can only imaging Jamie's perspective, having to endure this. The funniest part is seeing the problems Lauren Southern had with IRL on display, this outing, as if to prove her right.

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-Jamie, who has not kept up on the news surrounding Charlie Kirk "since the assassination", is now having to discuss the trial of Tyler Robinson. So, Tim does his level best to explain the case to him. He even uses a pop culture reference to undermine the more conspiratorial positions. Also, Tim claims that "evil scumbag manipulative liars", like Candace Owens, & Clint Russell, are seeking to harm him & his family, by trying to expose their security arrangements. But to show he tries to avoid biased sources, Tim cites a member of his own security team, "a SEAL Team sniper", to push back on the alternative hypotheses about what kind of gun was used in the assassination:


-As if to validate Lauren's criticisms from last night, Tim decides to ask a comedian not known for his rapier wit, or impressive perspicacity; & has also not kept up on the Charlie Kirk assassination news, to judge Candace Owens' statements. Then, the beanie boy precedes to pooh-pooh the nutty negress' tweet, & how foolish it is to think security teams were not alerting each other, as Charlie was on the way to hospital:


-Another Issue Lauren had was not confronting people, face-to-face, when you accuse them of something. Tim discusses the Twitter spat he had with Clint Russell, which @Lemmingwiser highlighted. Rather than do this, with Clint in the studio, the beanie boy just goes off on how he is right, & denigrating the former guest's opposition. Amidst this, Tim argues any security company worth their salt would be sending out warnings to others in the industry, if a high-profile target was assassinated, under their watch. The beanie boy is pointed in calling out Clint for grifting, by using the same assumptive reasoning techniques he claims Candace deploys. Tim, also, addresses his post about how Charlie was stable, despite actually being brain-dead. After that, he says the first person to inform him of the shooting was Alex Stein, & after seeing the video of Charlie being shot, Tim contacted his security team on what to do:


Tim claims Clint is "a lying scumbag...desperate for attention", by demanding to see the text exchanges between Tim & his protectors. According to the beanie boy, his security company would never permit showing call logs between them. He goes on a tear against Candace, & Clint, challenging the former to sue him. Phil comes in to presume Clint does believe what he is saying, but Tim vehemently disagrees. After clarifying, the manlet musician meant the former guest thought it was Israel that took out Charlie, whereas Tim was speaking about the specific statements, here. But as if to address the point of not facing down Clint, Tim says he has an open invitation to just show up, anytime. Ian had been talking with Clint, last week, & implores him to reach out to resolve this. Tim accuses Clint of "suckling the teat of Candace Owens" as part of "a low IQ grift". Tim continues to rage about Clint making a video critiquing the episode with Rep. Randy Fine (R-FL 6), accusing him of not accurately representing the beanie boy's stance on Israel. He repeats several times that Clint is still invited to appear, anytime, & security would wave him in, no issue:


As of the time of posting, Clint says the beanie boy has not provided him the information requested. The former guest did make a video response to Tim, addressing the remarks made this episode. In short, Clint says Tim failed to note Ben Shapiro, himself, said his security team was on the phone with Charlie's, inside the van takin him to hospital, which Tim claimed was untrue. As well, Clint discloses that he was offered the positions of being a co-host on IRL, & head of Tim's coffee enterprise, which he declined. In doing so, the former guest believes Tim, seeing relationships as transactional, cut ties & stopped inviting him back on the show. Clint, also, says he is unwilling to pay his own way out to West Virginia, & wants Tim to cover those costs, like with any other guest.




On 10 July, Tim had Dean Cain, whom played Superman in Lois & Clark, & George Santos, the former congressman, as the guests.
Ian was the sole co-host.

Compared with the more fiery tone of the prior night, things were much calmer, this time around.

Clip Collection:
-Finally, after announcing the plan three years ago, we have an official opening day for Tim's coffee shop. It is set for 24 July:
 
Another Issue Lauren had was not confronting people, face-to-face, when you accuse them of something. Tim discusses the Twitter spat he had with Clint Russell, which @Lemmingwiser highlighted. Rather than do this, with Clint in the studio, the beanie boy just goes off on how he is right, & denigrating the former guest's opposition. Amidst this, Tim argues any security company worth their salt would be sending out warnings to others in the industry, if a high-profile target was assassinated, under their watch. The beanie boy is pointed in calling out Clint for grifting, by using the same assumptive reasoning techniques he claims Candace deploys. Tim, also, addresses his post about how Charlie was stable, despite actually being brain-dead. After that, he says the first person to inform him of the shooting was Alex Stein, & after seeing the video of Charlie being shot, Tim contacted his security team on what to do:
Ah, nice. Guess I was wrong, I forgot Tim Pool's MO. It's not that he would ignore it, instead he would just lie with convincing energy, but unconvincing details about it.
 
This week had Tim refusing to discuss drama when a participant of it was the guest, make everything about himself, & bullying Ian. So, par for the course over the IRL episodes of 13 - 17 July.


On 13 July, Tim had Chrissie Mayr, a comedienne/streamer that is entangled in Jeremy "The Quartering" Hambly drama, as the guest.
Phil, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

Despite Jeremy being the major reason Chrissie has had a high profile, as of late, no mention was made of him, on the show. The chat, however, was far more eager to bring up the business.

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-Naturally, a woman known for platforming pornography stars, & defending Nicholas Rekieta, is equipped to discuss immigration enforcement. Chrissie's contribution to the conversation is about what you would expect:


-Tim says he sees no problem with wealthy celebrities not leaving money to their children, because he knew rich kids whom behaved badly, in his past. The rest of the panel roundly reject this sentiment:


-The beanie boy loudly declares how everything is "fake", & "the only real show, in existence" is his, of course. Tim considers the anti-Israel sentiment from prominent commentators an act, because they "are rep'd by the biggest talent agencies in the world" & those are "run by deep st-, uniparty shills":


-Tim denigrates "the Jew-tard people", arguing that their actions may be an establishment psy-op to drive people away from anti-Israel sentiment. This would lead the loony anti-semites away, off "into the ghettoes of politics". The beanie boy alleges that the view counts, & comments, on anti-Jewish State content is driven by people employing "Indian dudes" on Fiverr, to artificially inflate engagement. Or it is genuinely the third world pushing the content upward, instead. As with the last clip, Tim fails to actually name any of these people being propped up, aside from Candace, despite implying it is widespread:


-Proving how erudite he is, Tim regurgitates the false story surrounding the rule of thumb being about a legal form of spousal abuse:


-Tim continues to rag upon Clint Russell, when a super-chatter insists the beanie boy bring him on, or risk losing his financial support. The beanie boy rails against the former guest, claiming he is knowingly pushing conspiracies about the death of Sen. Lindsey Graham (R) to "grow his audience". The beanie boy declares Clint is still welcome on the show, if only so the panel can "roast him for all of his lies", because "the dude crossed the line" by fibbing for money:


-A super-chatter complains that they were placed in time out for posting orange emotes, more than three times. This fruit references a video posted by Jeremy, which has been used to show his theft of content, via offering no commentary over someone else's entire video, with only a short preamble as a fig leaf. The beanie boy says the rules have always been that posting the same thing three times means a time out for 5 minutes, doing it again entails a time out of 30 minutes. He proceeds to have a petulant fit about people accusing him of changing the rules of the chat:




On 14 July, Tim had "Stuttering" Craig Skistimas, host of the Side Scrollers Podcast, as the guest.
Brett, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim discloses that he has two armed guards around him, at all times, when he is outside the compound:


-In discussing a forthcoming address by Pres. Donald Trump regarding foreign interference in elections, Tim simply has to mention how Israel being the culprit would help "the retard right" get views out of it. Because the beanie boy cannot let well enough alone, & just ignore these people:


-A super-chatter recommends Craig connect Kirsche Verstahl, a VTuber that has worked to expose BRIDGE, a group seeking to promulgate DEI, with Tim to have her on IRL. The beanie boy seems befuddled by the concept of a VTuber, & thinks she is an AI, at first. After this is cleared up, Tim decides to disregard learning more about Kirsche, & brag about how if he used a well-endowed anime woman avatar for his morning show, it would rake in far more views. Then Tim says the future is going to be fat men pretending to be carrots with large breasts, in virtual reality:




On 15 July, Tim had Arielle Scarcella, a self-described right-leaning lesbian, as the guest.
Phil, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim changes his stance like a man with ants in his pants, as he abandons his prior hysterical doom-saying about how recent Supreme Court rulings would lead to a Republican disaster in the midterms, to now saying Pres. Donald Trump is simply going to "win in November", now:




On 16 July, Tim had Joe "Good Lawgic" Nierman, a debt collector/lawyer of dubious quality & one of Nick Rekieta's defenders, as the guest.
Ian, Libby, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

This episode had a watch-along of Pres. Donald Trump's address, with no commentary, outside of Tim's intermittent "Wow..."s. So, on the plus side, that meant less of the beanie boy's bloviating.

Clip Collection:
-I can only hope that Ian actually exacts revenge upon the Branch Timidians for all the bullying:


-To charge himself up for vengeance, Ian was contemplating having nearly 600 mg of caffeine, in a single sitting:




On 17 July, Tim had Dylan Housman, managing editor of The Daily Wire, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Because his 16 hour days do not include researching things, beyond the headlines, Tim falsely claims that Gov. Andrew Beshear (D) could replace Sen. Mitch McConnell (R) with a Democrat. In fact, the law was changed in 2021, to require the governor to select from three options provided by the party of the once-incumbent. But this was later amended to force a special election, with the winner taking up the remaining term of the departing office holder, & no ability for the Governor to choose a substitute:


-After a loony troony running for the U.S. Senate in Maine says he merely wants to go to the bathroom, Tim notes that it is somewhat relatable, as restroom requirements are something we all experience. The fact the troon was tilting back, & forth, made the lavatory seem a pressing matter. But Our Graphene Guy decided to inform us how his gums swell when he badly needs to urinate. The beanie boy says that means Ian is just as prepared to run for office, to rag upon him. But knowing how he has the good fortune granted to fools, which make powerful people take a liking to him, I can only imagine something akin to the scene from Forrest Gump playing out for candidate Crossland, securing him a landslide:
 
The fracas between Lauren Southern & Tim Pool continued. With the arrest of Andrew & Tristan Tate, & Tim's prior comments accusing the straw-haired strumpet of lying about being raped, in order to sell a book, Lauren responded to Tim's brilliant commentary upon the news:
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Another former guest, Kyla "NoSoErudite" Turner, involved herself in the situation, as well. Kyla asked if the beanie boy still does not believe Lauren's accusations, & called him out for not attending the episode with her, a few weeks ago. The beanie boy says he was playing in the World Series of Poker, & had dinner with both of them that night. Kyla said this did not answer her question about believing the accusations:
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There appears to have been more to this, but I do not know if Lauren was the one replying, or Kyla, as the latter @'ed her, in the initial post:
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Tim decided to use one of his morning segments about the World Cup, later that day, to bemoan how fake everyone is, naturally exempting himself. The beanie boy complains that people can have supper with each other, but then "beef", in public. This all comes off as passive aggressive, since the beanie boy refuses to actually call out the two women, to make himself seem above it. Tim even went so far as to post a clip of the segment on Twitter, which was where the spat occurred:


Noteworthy is how Tim has not addressed the heart of the matter, which is whether he has reconsidered the accusations Lauren made, now that the Tates were arrested.



Here are some clips taken from 20 - 24 July.


On 20 July, Tim had Ben Bergquam, a conservative political commentator, as the guest.
Phil, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim continues to take passive aggressive jabs at people being fake, & profiting off of drama:


-After the beanie boy mangles a quote from Tucker Carlson, adding how the giggling goof said he had more problems with White women than black people, Tate steps in to say that swinging at "Karens" is "safe-edgy". Instead, the producer says blacks, & Indians, are far more detrimental to his everyday life than the average liberal White woman. When the rest of the panel tries to blame them for voting in bad policies, Tate gets a fact-check verifying White women are the second most Republican supporting demographic, after White men:


-Tim's need to be always be right wars against his stated desire to stop talking about drama:




On 21 July, Tim had Matthew Faraci, founder of Torch QFR, an organisation promoting religious freedom, on set.
Libby, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim says the coffee shop is "soft open", now, with the opening party to be held, on Friday, 24 July:


-Tim tries to claim that he has not said Pres. Donald Trump's bombing campaign in Iran is "5d chess". Which seems in contrast to his prior statements, since the beginning of this conflict. Albeit, he did couch some of it in a 'I might be wrong, coincidences happen' & a shrug, but all said with a great deal of certainty that this number of events aligning does not happen by chance:


-Despite supposedly wanting to be done with drama, Tim keeps going back to it. In this case, the beanie boy says people pushing Charlie Kirk conspiracies are being permitted to violate YouTube rules. In contrast, Tim says the response for COVID, & Alex Jones' Sandy Hook talk, makes it sound like Candace Owens-style content is being allowed, so as to divide the right:


He also says "many people" on the right are "grifters", & the profitable ad revenue drew them into covering Kirk-connected conspiracies. All this would begin to divide that side of the political spectrum, but as usual, Tim elevates himself above that money-obsessed rabble:


Tim asks why Candace Owens married her husband within 17 days of meeting him, & has lawyers working in the same office block as federal agents, in parody of her "Just asking questions" shtick. He also wonders why the nutty negress seems bent on trying to take down Turning Point USA, & Charlie's legacy. Tim believes Candace is a liberal, based upon her history, & the audience she cultivated of White women, which would oppose TPUSA. He does push back on Matthew's framing of her as a leftist:




On 22 July, Tim was absent, so Phil filled the hosting chair, & had Maurice the Native Patriot, a conservative native American political commentator, as the guest.
Brett, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

As expected, with the beanie boy away, Maurice was able to get a fair bit of time to talk.




Tim was still away, so Phil remained the host. Josie "The Redheaded Libertarian" Glabach, one of the Branch Timidians; & Mike Benz, executive director of the Foundation for Freedom Online, an anti-censorship organisation, were the guests.

Brett was the sole co-host.

Mike had a decent amount of time to speak on his specialities (USAID, etc.), with the panel asking him questions to further draw the information out.



But if you were missing Tim, he decided to weigh in on the conviction of Shiloh Hendrix for saying "Nigger" to an accused pedophile that demanded she say it to him. For the beanie boy, "most people would take that offer" of a large GiveSendGo payout for only getting community service, & a fine:
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On 25 July, Tim returned, with comedian Alex Stein, & Jason Ellis, an Australian former professional skateboarder & radio personality, as the guests.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

A lot of this was Tim trying to show off his liberal-converting bonafides, whilst losing his cool over other panelists trying to do the same.

Clip Collection:
-When Tim makes ridiculous hypothetical, the panel lets it slide, as seen on the episode with Tim Rice. When Ian makes a ridiculous hypothetical, everyone mocks him for it:


-Though we did have new Ian insights come out this episode. Our Graphene Guy would have no problem smacking a small child for trying to steal from him, & would belt a Bald Eagle for doing the same:


-Tim explains to Jason why people sent money to Shiloh Hendrix, saying it was a way of pushing back on cancel culture. The Aussie interjects to say it must have also been racists supporting her, which the beanie boy says it was "a ton of them". Alex considers it "retarded, more than anything" to give people money "if it makes us feel a little bit better about our political cause", citing this case & that of Karmelo Anthony:


-Tim becomes quite irate that he is being interrupted, & says conservatives lose by jumping to loony talking points too fast. After fumbling his way through an explanation of how illegal immigrants add to the number of Democrat congressmen via apportionment to Jason, Alex & Ian intermittently jump in which causes the beanie boy to lose his cool. Though halfway through Tim's explainer, the Aussie remains befuddled, but does somewhat get it by the end. At least Tim has the wit to apologise for the outburst:


-After slagging off Ian for a ridiculous hypothetical, Tim poses a "thought experiment" for Jason. Two sets of twins pair off, conceive at the same moment, go into labour at the same moment, but one mother births her child early. The other mother asks for an abortion, mid-birth. He tries to use this to explain the effect of legalising elective abortion, up to nine months. After some back-&-forth, Tim asks why people call him pro-life, despite having his more milquetoast pro-choice position of supporting termination up to the point of viability with exemptions for rape, if it can be proven. The Aussie notes that whilst the beanie boy is going at both sides, he does have a hostile demeanour in doing so. Tim goes on a stem-winder, complaining about how the left, & the mainstream media conspire against him, by tricking people into not watching his show:


Particular issue is taken for calling Tim a "MAGA influencer" in an article, as Tim says he regularly criticises the president. Perhaps this is because the beanie boy claimed Pres. Donald Trump was "the greatest president of my lifetime" on foreign policy, voted for him twice, & continually pushes how Trump's actions with Iran cannot be a mistake. Showing how great he is at convincing people, when Jason asks if he would be considered a liberal, Tim labels the Aussie "a default liberal". That being someone who does not follow the news & learned things from the media "that are probably not true". So, someone uninformed & easily deceived. Brilliant way to sway someone, that. When Tim tries to claim that believing misinformation "on the left is general, & on the right it's tendency", The Aussie laughs at that. Tim says the right has people like Tucker Carlson, willing to speak out against the president, & Jason admits he has seen more people step away from supporting Trump. As if to prove how hypocritical he is, Tim tries to claim he has "always been, sort of, the middle of the road on Trump". When the Aussie asks if Tim is a Republican, he responds with "an independent". When Jason presses this, saying the beanie boy still leans more to that side, Tim does his level best to try & claim he is still a fence-sitter:
 
After the beanie boy mangles a quote from Tucker Carlson, adding how the giggling goof said he had more problems with White women than black people, Tate steps in to say that swinging at "Karens" is "safe-edgy". Instead, the producer says blacks, & Indians, are far more detrimental to his everyday life than the average liberal White woman. When the rest of the panel tries to blame them for voting in bad policies, Tate gets a fact-check verifying White women are the second most Republican supporting demographic, after White men:
There is never any danger of Tim et alia being relevant, because they are deathly allergic to naming the jew, and will always conflate "white socialists" with White people.
 
Would Tim take that offer?
Cause I remember that little nigger BRAGGING about how he refused to plea for a small thing he never did and going on and on about how you have to push back.
As shown in this episode with Dave Aronberg, Tim was quite insistent that his innocence be proven, after the Biden Justice Department suddenly ceased investigating how one of his shows was being licensed by Russians. Or when he levied a lawsuit against the Kamala Harris campaign, over being featured in a video, in order for it to be deleted. But the beanie boy is never one to turn down a pay day. So, the promise of a large sum of money must be the price of his so-called pride.



I previously mentioned how Tim's attempt at being persuasive came off as patronizing towards Jason Ellis, in last week's episode. Cementing this is making the clip of their abortion exchange's thumbnail "HE'S IN DENIAL", rather than something more conciliatory:
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On 27 July, Tim had William Fry, founder of American Operator, a company which tries to offer alternative local buyers to retiring business owners that are contemplating closing shop, or selling to large corporations.

Brett, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

The latter two did a decent job, towards the end, trying to have a conversation with William. But it still required slogging through Tim's griping that no one is acting aggressively enough for his liking, & how much better he would be at it.

Clip Collection:
-Tim's false bravado rears its ugly head, as he complains the Trump administration is not plotting to extradite Dr. Anthony Fauci, over claims that he knew the Wuhan Wet Market was not the source for COVID-19. But not one to restrain his revenge fantasies, were he Speaker of the House, the beanie boy says he would never seat congressmen to the body, if they "stated anything against the U.S. Constitution". It goes so far as Tim thinking he would be poisoned via polonium, first, before being able to do such a thing. Shall Tim get off his duff to do anything to actually achieve that lofty position? No, but that will not restrain him from complaining about it:


-Every story that Tim can turn towards himself, has to be. It is beanie law. In this case, Brett talks about how he used to work for a company managing rental properties, & the issues landlords take on with tenants. Rather than let his co-host talk about his own experiences more, Tim interrupts to note how he was taken for a ride by tenants in one of his rental properties:


-The beanie boy continues to lament how no one is doing anything to address Dr. Fauci's "atrocities", & rejects the argument that laws make taking action impossible. Is the beanie boy lobbying for a state, like West Virginia, to try to prosecute the former NIAID head, bypassing the protections of a federal-level pardon? No, he merely complains others are not doing that work for him:




On 28 July, Tim had Rep. Riley Moore (R WV-2), his district's congressman, as the guest.
Phil, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-After praising Pres. Donald Trump for his strict non-interventionism, citing that as his reason for voting for him, now Tim says he backs the United States & its allies against Iran, & its partners:


-Remember, Tim does not have a gambling problem. Amidst discussing the disappearance of the jolly innkeeper physiognomy, Tim decides to bring up how he won a huge sum at a Spot-the-Difference slot machine in an English pub:


-Tim said he is not letting any untoward influences reach his daughter, Pepper, because he intends to home school, instead. God help her:


Then, the beanie boy turns to discussing an idea his wife, Allison, had. This would be starting up a play place, with educational toys, to promote more socialising in the local community. Tim reminds us of his plans to have Saturdays be for children to come to the coffee shop, with "appropriate child content" on the TVs, & breakfast catering on offer for the families. Unfortunately, they did not publish video of the party held for the opening ceremony at the flagship location, which had Alex Stein, & Ian, sing:




On 29 July, Tim had Larry Ward, president of Market Rithm, an email service for businesses, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

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-Tim calls out the censoriousness of YouTube around COVID, acting as if he would not have been free to talk as he wished on alternative platforms. Despite all his gripes about it, the beanie boy still remains on a site, providing it 30% of every super-chat, funding things he opposes & banning his preferred positions. But moving would entail a loss of revenue, & of course, that comes first, no doubt:


-In discussing Dr. Anthony Fauci's culpability in what happened during the COVID pandemic, Ian compares him to Hermann Göring, the head of Nazi Germany's air force, as someone ordered to do something by a system that was actually doing wrong. Our Graphene Guy questions why he was even prosecuted during the Nuremberg Trials, claiming the Luftwaffe chief did not do much wrong, in the grand scheme of things. According to Ian, Göring "was a national hero, 'til they lost the war, then he was a war criminal. So, its all how you perceive these guys". I love when Our Graphene Guy is so unintentionally based. Doubly appreciated is getting the panel to question the validity of prosecuting Nazis, after the war ended. Phil even goes so far as to say Fauci is more worthy of prosecution than someone like Nazi General Erwin Rommel:


-Tim has been fixated on deep state actors using polonium to execute people that go against it, as it is the second time this week that he mentioned poisoning someone this way:


-Tim claims that the internet was the death knell of societal sanity, which makes the 1980s to 1990s alluring even for those that never lived then. For the beanie boy, the advent of the world wide web meant you could no longer disconnect from all the world's troubles. Ian responds that the internet allowed for undermining official narratives, & if not for that, he would have blindly gotten the COVID vaccine, as an example. That is not enough for Tim 'Ignorance is bliss' Pool, & Phil steps in to say how the usual way of getting news, in the 1990's-2000's was via limited methods, but things still got out:


-Because the beanie is always right, Tim browbeats Phil over having some some optimism about AI, & technological progress:


Despite the manlet musician offering nothing but grace, the beanie boy keeps pounding away at how bleak the future is, & that no person from the past would accept progress if it meant having the society of today. To the reduced death rates & life-saving technologies, which resulted from progress prior generations considered to herald the death of society, Tim responds with "rapes, crime, rampant drug use, sex parties, gay bath houses" as a consequence of those same advances. The best part is the beanie boy accuses Phil of deploying a strawman by claiming that AI would "destroy society", & that the beanie boy is "having a rational conversation" about how it would merely change it for the worse. The very gall of this man-child to say that after nearly ten minutes of pigheadedness. After demonstrating immense patience dealing with this, Phil relents to let Tim have the last word:


-As if to put to the lie to Tim's claims that most people are not alleging AI would destroy society, a super-chatter says just that. In order to not admit wrong, Tim tries to claim that society is not "the human species", but "the structures of our economy, & governance", but still has to admit that it would be destroyed by new technology, like AI. As if he did not spent that previous clip demeaning Phil for claiming that. The manlet musician looks to be biting his tongue, at that moment. Also, Tim keeps going back to gay bath houses as a consequence of technological progress, for some reason:




On 30 July, Tim was absent, so Phil substituted as the host. The guest was a regular on the show, Daniel Turner, whom founded Power the Future, a pro-fossil fuels lobbying group.
Olivia the Discord Manager, & Tate the Producer, were the co-hosts.

With Tim away, things did go far smoother, with less browbeating & monologues than usual.




On 31 July, Tim had David Bozell, president of Media Research Company, a conservative company which monitors media bias; & Julie Mastrine, director of bias rating at AllSides, which provides labels for news outlets & stories to know if they demonstrate partisanship, as the guests.

Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Due to the apparent limitations of the format, Julie was initially cut out of the group shots:
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It is rectified, later in the show:
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-Ian pulls an Ian during the introduction, but after the awkwardness that is Our Graphene Guy, he decided to start discussing media bias, out the gate. But instead of a conversation on the guests' speciality, Tim would rather have them weigh in on a potential cyberattack. So, having guests with little expertise on a topic, talk about it. Thankfully, he drops this after a bit, once the panel brings up flaws & concerns in the articles covering the story, instead:


-Tim tries to claim that his sampling of several water sources in Flint, Michigan, during the water crisis, showed no elevated heavy metal levels. But Fusion, the outlet he was employed by at the time, & apparently the beanie boy, himself, decided to just not publish it. Because instead of redoing the tests to verify their results, both merely presumed their own analysis was wrong. Also, Tim claims that water samples from his then-residence in the Miami area had "heavy uranium deposits" from fertilizers. Now, am I saying that drinking that water is why the beanie boy has a bald pate? No. But I am beginning to suspect it:


-For all Ian deserves his reputation as being barmier than an outhouse rodent, he still does a better job treating David & Julie as people to converse with, not monologue at. As if they were guests on a show. Meanwhile Tim does his usual shtick of seeing the people flown out to his compound are more captive audience than font of information. Here is a long clip showing how even Our Graphene Guy plays a better host than Tim:
 
What’s dim fools messaging on this one? that the japan is dying because an expensive metro area is expensive?

also that’s a real nice soy face from the dim fool, I like all the filters to hide all the wrinkles from the seethes, and adding marin in there? the pièce de résistance!

Simping for a 16 year old anime girl dim fool? Do you have something to tell us? What could
he have meant by this?
 
Hey, I'm basically a tourist on Tim Stool, but whenever I see him and start to get riled up, I remember this moment:

Tim Pool just took off his fucking hat on Matan Evens show!

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Indeed, Tim was scalped on Matan Evens' show. "Overpowered", as the beanie boy describes. Matan challenges him with a quote from his last scalping, in 2017, offering money for him to do it. Tim tries to dodge out of it, for a bit. Then takes a dose of pepto-bismol, "because I'm gonna throw up", which he initially struggles to open. Matan & Tim argue over where to place the money, both fearing the other shall withdraw from the agreement. Then Tim takes it off, & it stays off for only 35 seconds:
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I know there's that rally or protest where some dude yanked it off his head, and he was easily pissed. But this was more recent, and he did it willingly. After I watch this, all of a sudden whatever retarded shit he just said melts away.
 
Hey, I'm basically a tourist on Tim Stool, but whenever I see him and start to get riled up, I remember this moment:





I know there's that rally or protest where some dude yanked it off his head, and he was easily pissed. But this was more recent, and he did it willingly. After I watch this, all of a sudden whatever retarded shit he just said melts away.
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I know there's that rally or protest where some dude yanked it off his head, and he was easily pissed. But this was more recent, and he did it willingly. After I watch this, all of a sudden whatever retarded shit he just said melts away.
That would be the Boston Free Speech Rally, held in 2017. Matthew "Millennial Matt" Colligan, one of those marching with tiki-torches at Charlottesville, for the Unite the Right Rally, grabbed it off the beanie boy's swollen dome.

Despite my complaints with the platform, one feature I can appreciate YouTube adding for times like this, is to see just how many people came to the video specifically for the scalping moment:
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On 3 August, Tim had Jon Root, a sports & culture commentator from Outkick, a sports news website, as the guest.
Phil, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

It took more than 20 minutes for Jon to participate in the conversation, because the ostensibly non-political junkie guest has little to add on the Democratic Socialists of America's advances in the Democrat party.

Clip Collection:
-Tim says that the financial success of the latest Spider-Man film is a sign of "cultural cohesion" returning, & the sidelining of non-White superheroes demonstrates Woke is on the way out:


-Things may not be so rosy for the Branch Timidians, as the beanie boy says he runs a business "where I watch revenue collapse, in every market, due to AI". He sees podcasts going the way of the dodo, soon. Phil responds that the same thing was predicted for the music industry when Spotifly was initially rolled out. So Tim retorts that when everyone at the compound, but himself, is out of a job, they can come back to discuss. This explains his bleak outlook on the future, as the beanie boy goes off about how the plethora of AI content is muscling out podcasts, so viewership is drastically down, across the board. But envy arises, when Tim says he should have been on a Forbes list of highest-paid podcasters, & explains how despite maintaining his own company's revenue & viewership, things are looking dire for the year ahead. All this is due to "a 14 year old Indian kid, producing 10,000 videos OF ME! (his emphasis)":


Rhetorically asking "What do you do?" in the face of this, Tim notes how Tucker Carlson & Candace Owens are embracing loony things, like the latter's claims of having psychic powers. The beanie boy says his expansion into memberships, & coffee, have helped arrest the flow of money out. Then, he decides to float how "TikTok was a psyop, from the get-go", designed to get people to stop watching long-form content, whilst AI can outcompete anything podcasts do. But Tim still sees a future for one-on-one interviews, as it is unique, every time:


-Tim continues to push back on any optimism, saying how "every form of content (is) going down", right now, due to the rise of AI-generated alternatives. When Tate mentions how The Odyssey, & the very Spider-Man flick Tim cited, as well as live comedy shows do well, Tim retreats from the bailey to the motte of a much smaller Generation Alpha, & the trend is going to continue, leading to all content being undermined by AI. But the beanie boy still tries to have his cake, & eat it too, by claiming society is past the point of people preferring well-made content to AI works, after the producer mentions this:


-Tate notes that novel content which temporarily grabs online attention, like the antics of Braden "Clavicular" Peters, did not spawn a whole "industry of Claviculars", it was just one oddity of the day. Tim admits something we all knew, which is IRL tends to be the same topics, repeated over & over, from the same people, nearly every episode. For something new, which people are supposedly gravitating towards, Tim cites the Spider-Man film, again, despite that being the fourth film of a series, which was the third such series of that superhero in twenty-five years:


-Tim hawks his latest interview, on a channel which appears to be taking over the old Culture War role of interview platform:




On 4 August, Tim had Priya Patel, a conservative political commentator, as the guest.
Phil, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-During the introduction, Tim donned a thick pair of black sunglasses, which he says are supposed to allow someone to see demons. He intends to give them to Ian, because if there is one thing Our Graphene Guy needs it is more interactions with the supposedly supernatural:


-Tim continues to promote that new spot for interviews, from the previous episode:


-The beanie boy says he is tired of going everywhere with security, all the time, as it is exhausting for him:


-Tim tries to claim that a 2025 poll shows once the oldest voters die off, the electorate becomes more pro-Donald Trump, heralding positive results for Republicans in future elections. Tate disagrees, noting the change between high spirits in the wake of the inauguration, to now having an unpopular war drive up prices, seeing that invert. A more recent poll agrees with the producer, but Tim refuses to check & keeps pigheadedly denying that could be the case. Tate reiterates that the state of the economy shall determine where the younger generation goes, as it did in 2024. As well, the producer notes how Vice President J.D. Vance is not attacking Tucker Carlson, hoping to retain the coalition which won the last time. Tim cannot accept anyone disagreeing with him, so, he responds by misconstruing the producer's arguments, claiming that if J.D. needs Tucker's "Islam is okay crew", in order to win in 2028, "The United States is conquered". Tate has to explain his argument, again, to undo the straw-manning, making clear that J.D. does not endorse Tucker's views but is not condemning him, as others have:


-The beanie boy continues to claim that the supposedly highest earning podcasts are actually not doing so well. He calls out Joe Rogan's supposed $82 million as demonstrating he is a "loss-leader for Spotify", because of the contract the ice bath aficionado signed with that company. So, Tim judges the earnings given as "all fake". Without missing a beat, he then alleges Ben Shapiro's podcast numbers are "IN. SANE". But balancing this out is how Tim does offer praise to Candace Owens, as well:


-Tim talks about wagering upon the Michigan Democratic Senate primary, because he does not have a gambling problem. The best part was his suggestion to place money upon Haley Stevens, as she appeared to be closing in on Abdul El-Sayed, which had some of the panelists wager on her winning. Though close, it would have been a losing venture if you had taken the beanie boy up on his advice:


-Tim claims that Instagram is sending him videos of "dead babies", despite marking his disinterest/discomfort every time it comes up. The beanie boy wonders if this is a tactic to dissuade people from having children, as seeing a parent talk about losing a child could dissuade future ones:


-The panel jokes about Candace Owens being akin to Youree "Miss Cleo" Harris, whom ran a show claiming to have supernatural powers:




On 5 August, Tim had Jack Posobiec, conservative commentator, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Ian is back, & goes full barmy right out the gate:


-Tim continues to claim everything is fake, except for his shows, as expected. In this case, the beanie boy asserts Tucker Carlson, & his opposition coterie, is lying when they says Pres. Donald Trump betrayed his electorate:


-Some time later, he returns to the topic, reiterating how everyone is duplicitous, being friendly behind the scenes, even if they have their knives out, on camera:


-Tim keeps harping upon Tucker Carlson's claims of how "Islam is actually fine, actually":




On 6 August, Tim had Araceli Martinez, a conservative political commentator now running for a seat in California's state senate, as the guest.
Brett, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Brett posits that remaining affixed to the news, as they do, "can colour your worldview" & leave one more pessimistic than the average person is. Tim responds with how "all the people that did nothing but touch grass, this year" were left flat-footed by increased costs. Adding to this, the beanie boy concocts a scenario that when society crumbles, & the power goes out, the plugged in people are going to be the survivors. Brett steps in to say that it is not an all-or-nothing situation, but must be moderated in the middle of the beanie boy's two extremes:




On 7 August, Tim was absent, so Phil substituted as the host. The guest was Steve Loves Ammo, a 2nd Amendment absolutist social media personality.
Ian, & Olivia the Discord Manager, were the co-hosts.

As expected, it was an episode of a panel conversing, rather than condemned to listen to Tim go on & on.
 
There are enough grifters in Martinsburg already. Martinsburg is going through a housing boom as its an 1:15 from Dulles airport and doesn’t involve paying NoVa prices or taxes.
Late response but you're right, between all the new houses being built, all the new gas stations everywhere between the martinsburg/hedgesville area. It's becoming more crowded than ever.
No joke they're building yet another sheetz next to a wawa, and right in front of both of them is a rocs gas station, and then on the other side of the bridge they just built a bf's near the old Exxon gas station, not to mention the rutters with truck stop near the school bus depot.
 
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