💰 Grifter Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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I knew the Branch Timidian coffee venture was bad, but not that bad...

& it is so on brand for Tim to charge someone "$100 a day" for failing to open their franchise store on time, whilst demanding maximal investments to have the privilege of starting it. All while not even have his own flagship store operating yet, with the beanie boy risking only a pittance.


Here are some clips taken from 1 to 5 June IRL streams.


On 1 June, Tim had Jesse Arm, vice president of the Manhattan Institute, a conservative think tank, as the guest.
Brett, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-The rest of the panel ask questions of Jesse, inviting him to provide information on an area he focuses on, which is polling. Tim cannot help but interject, offering his own views on the state of Maine' U.S. Senate race, using his preferred source for voter sentiment, Kalshi betting markets:


-After being personally invited by Stephen "Tommy Robinson" Yaxley-Lennon to his Unite the Kingdom Rally, & offered a chance to debate at the Oxford Union, Tim backed out because he thought his visa may be rejected, & wished to "keep my head down, for the time being". When offered the chance to stand up, in public, the beanie boy decided to chicken out:


-Tim & Jesse, a Jew, discuss the term goyslop. The beanie boy sees Israel's poor PR showing in the slang usage of the term for ultra-processed food, to which the guest tries to expand it to more broad cultural "cat-nip" to draw gentiles away from productive activities. Jesse sees the stereotype of Jews being all-powerful manipulators as good for Israel. The two talk about how disjointed anti-semitic conspiracies are which opens up the chance for Tim to, once again, talk about his episode with Leonarda Jonie, calling her ideas "nonsense":


-Brett seems more willing to push back on Tim's doofy propositions. To his talk of how "private individuals" have "always" been able to own nuclear weapons, Brett notes that it is corporations which have them, because they are contracted by the government to produce them. Which sees the beanie boy fall back to saying that is what he actually meant. Now Tim's stance is that these companies build, own, & research WMDs on their own, not awaiting government contracts to work on them:


Then, Tim waxes on about how if he were not streaming, he would be "designing weapons", because of his prior history with drones:


-Tim plans for games of Magic: The Gathering at the coffee shop, which shall open "soon":




On 2 June, Tim had Patrick Casey, a conservative writer & podcaster, as the guest.
Phil, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-After endlessly praising Dave Smith as his platonic ideal of an Israel critic, Tim has begun to sour on him. In this case, wondering how Dave Smith feels so betrayed by Pres. Donald Trump, despite his candidacy being prominently supported by Miriam Adelson, a rabid Zionist:


-This episode was more loosely formatted, with even Tim admitting that he failed to cover stories, which included a hostage crisis at a Chase Bank. Sadly, this did not translate into hearing less from the beanie boy:




On 3 June, Tim had Amrou Fudl, better known under the nom de guerre Myron Gaines, from the Fresh & Fit podcast, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

During an episode with Alex Stein, the beanie boy labelled Amrou's anti-semitic antics as turning off the average person. Unsurprisingly, when given a chance to call out someone to their face, Tim fails to do so.

Clip Collection:
-Tim mentions Derek Chauvin, & Amrou calls for his pardoning. But the beanie boy pulls an "Um, acktually", because a federal pardon would still see the former cop in a state prison, which would be certain death, according to him. The guest tries to explain he wants a complete pardon, & goes into the nuances of the federal case being contingent upon the state charges. But Tim keeps reiterating how the federal ones "only exist" to protect Derek from harm. Which is weird, because the federal case was begun in 2021, during the Biden administration, which was no fan of the former cop. In the face of Tim's intransigence, Amrou lets it go:


-The beanie boy has a very coastal elite vision of policing in flyover country. He envisions a small town being akin to some form of horror movie, where if you wrong one of the townspeople, they unite to murder you & the authorities hide your remains:




On 4 June, Tim had J. Chase Davis, a pastor & podcaster, as the guest.
Phil, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim challenged people to move into the middle of nowhere, with a 20% mortality rate, as a way to avoid the high costs of raising a child. But when it comes to why the beanie boy did not start a family earlier? He was in his 20's during the 2008 Financial crisis, & sleeping on floors, which made it totally impossible:


-Tim saved his disagreements with Amrou "Myron Gaines" Foudl for the paywalled after-show. Amrou thought the Iran War was done at the behest of the Jewish State, & not to the benefit of America. Tim argues that the preceding events (removing Nicolas Maduro, bombing cartel drug boats, etc.) was to reorient oil production from the Persian Gulf to the Gulf of Mexico/America, & closing the Straight of Hormuz was part of that. According to the beanie boy, Amrou did not buy this, but Tim responded that all these acts were not done on Israel's orders, falling into one of his usual fallacies. Straw-manning criticism of Israeli influence on U.S. foreign policy in the Middle East to controlling all aspects of its foreign policy, everywhere, is something Tim regularly does:




On 5 June, Tim had Matthew Williams, a conservative podcaster, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim flubs the guest's last name:


-After not really showing much interest in sports on the show, Tim engages in a rant about how the Chicago Bears leaving that city is a sign of cultural collapse. This topic consumed most of the episode:


-The beanie boy promises the coffee shop is to be operational "very very soon". He claims the opening was "jammed up", because he needed to have wheelchair access added. Tim bought a historical building, so it requires extra steps to get approval for renovations to add a lift, & that it why things were so delayed:


-Tim discusses his failure to marshal up investments to build "an Anti-Times Square" of conservative influencer-run businesses in Martinsburg, WV. Aside from some vague promises, no one came through in the end. The beanie boy complains that the Right does not build things in the same way the Left does:


-Tim only discusses serious news, like a female soccer player failing to kick a football, from 2023; & extreme pillow fights. No time for drama, like what is going on with Jeremy "The Quartering" Hambly:
 
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Tim discusses his failure to marshal up investments to build "an Anti-Times Square" of conservative influencer-run businesses in Martinsburg, WV. Aside from some vague promises, no one came through in the end. The beanie boy complains that the Right does not build things in the same way the Left does:
There are enough grifters in Martinsburg already. Martinsburg is going through a housing boom as its an 1:15 from Dulles airport and doesn’t involve paying NoVa prices or taxes.
 
-Tim discusses his failure to marshal up investments to build "an Anti-Times Square" of conservative influencer-run businesses in Martinsburg, WV. Aside from some vague promises, no one came through in the end. The beanie boy complains that the Right does not build things in the same way the Left does:
I missed this earlier, but. What does Times Square New York have that Martinsburg WV doesn't Timmy boy?
Why would it not work at all compared to New York?
I can't think of any large reasons why no one would want to build in the middle of fucking nowhere.

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It's a realllll mystery.
 
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