Things you’ve been banned from - Post your criminal record here. Doesn’t matter if it’s social media, game or IRL place

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I've actually made a pact a few months ago to not get banned from internet places but since then I think I've been banned from like 7 different internet spaces? Luckily my reddit account is still intact. I won't even lie, there really needs to be some sort of cultural revolution against internet jannies.
 
World of Warcraft way back in the day, and it was 100% deserved. Me and my irl friends were scamming people in game.

Plebbit a few times, Twitter a few times. Last twitter ban was around when Epstein died, and all I posted was that one joke image showing how difficult it would’ve been for him to hang himself in the cell.

Club Penguin & Habbo Hotel. You can guess why.
 
RuneScape: trying to scam after my older cousin taught me how, failing because the trade value calculator was just added to the game.

GTA V Online: money bag spawner on my head after being sick of the grindy ass gameplay that felt like putting in a work shift. Fuck you rockstar you became the parody.

Reddit: duested off my old account to torture lefty faggots in their bubble after Trump won (again). Was banned for hate speech for commenting positively under a video of spic cartel members being deported:

"Wow this is great! Thanks for showing me this."

They posted the video with no objective title so I think it's funny they ban someone for expressing a mundane opinion over it. I could tell they were circling my account for weeks, warnings, a wellness survey, just waiting for a reason to pull the trigger.

Hang jannies.
 
Reddit: Suspended for posting in the old school runescape sub that nobody actually wants the LGBT fag updates and that if it were actually polled the majority of players would vote against it (I'm right). Finally got site banned after posting that nobody actually wants female space marines in the 40k sub.

4chan: got 3 days bans constantly for inciting flamewars, 'jakking, spamming posts that mocked jannies. eventually got a permaban with the reason being something like "90+ previous bans". i've never bothered to evade it since the site is just bots and subhuman shitskins now.

Drawball and other online community art canvas sites: Vandalizing peoples art with dicks, swastikas, mustaches

Omegle: Looped 1 man 1 jar on my cam

Discord: Antisemitism, saying nigger

Kiwifarms: banned from the Sam Hyde thread for neg-rating Null's posts when he had a retarded spergout.
 
Twitter - called someone a bitch for complaining about how my state votes. Constantly appealed and finally got it back.

Reddit - Stated that all races look out for themselves and whites should do it too.

Official Halo Discord - A dev staff member posted a screenshot in light theme and I joked politely about it because no one uses light theme. She got upset and warned me because "light theme is an accessibility feature." I questioned that and was instantly banned.

Halo Reddit - Said I missed the days of calling each other slurs, and explained how my brown coworker and I called each other faggot in person every day and it was fun.

Aviation Maintenance Reddit Discord - Supported traditional family structure.

Various other Reddits and Discords - not being retarded

There are more but those are the memorable ones, especially the Halo Discord.
 
Twitter a bunch of times. Pre and post Elon. Just seeing the many retarded ways the site and its dopamine junkies work.
 
The "Burning Soulworker" Soulworker private server for calling the admin a retard for reinstating the profanity filter.
 
My brother was gamebanned from the game Squad for 3 years for sharing one of the devs nudes.

I've been banned from someone's house for breaking into it because he pissed me off,
been banned from roblox over 4 different times, muted more than 7 times. been banned from over 20 different gmod servers for RDM,racism,propblocking,servercrashing,attempted ddosing,doxxing,spamming,scamming,ghosting,sprayinggore,sprayingporn,micspamming,abusing moderation,abusing moderators.

That's all the interesting ones.
 
Gary mods forums, facepunch or something 4-5 times. Gary was not a fan of my maps I made about him being a faggot. MSN servers for the old star wars FPS, for trolling the admin help chat.
 
I've never banned from any place online because I have never enjoyed talking to people on the Internet. Why'd I sign up to the Farms? IDK
 
Twitter: Posting pictures of Xi as Winnie the Pooh under official Chinese government accounts. When Elon bought the place my account was magically restored. I emmediatly started posting pictures of Xi as Pooh again and am currently not banned as of right now. I get 12 hour time outs every once in a while. The last one was for calling Bernie a POS and telling him to hang himself. I fucking hate millionaires who call for socialism. Fuck you Bernie.

Reddit: Too many times to count. Most of them were for either trolling troons by saying they would never be a woman or for mocking mods in the ban msg from their sub. I've always found the "if you respond to this mod msg, we consider this harassment" bait I could not resist.

Tarkov Discord server for refusing to change my avatar as it was deemed NSFW. Probably didn't help that when they gave me a warning I called the mod an incel and told them they had a face only their mother could love. All large dscord servers are incredibly pozzed. Faggot discord jannies spend all day talking about their disgusting sexual kinks like it's nothing but holy shit don't I dare have a hot woman showing her nipples in my avatar. Sorry that I don't consider gay sex and shitting in a diaper sexually appealing and prefer old fashioned women, you know the ones without cocks.

I've been banned from a few rust servers (back in the day) for placing hundreds to thousands of landmines all around the map.
 
Last place I got banned from was OnlineClock.net. I randomly got an IP ban, and found a review website with people saying the same thing. The idiotic website owner was replying to everybody calling them insults and judging them, so I posted my own review. The owner responded claiming he found me on Twitter, which was some random spammer from a long time ago with a similar name, and called me a degenerate that needed to make better life choices.

The owner is a fucking nutjob, and I switched to Vclock.
 
Telegram, it's the only service I can't use and I have no clue why. I immediately got banned from it after registering, and support hasn't responded since. Gotta love support Emails that don't do jackshit!
 
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