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Only Paypal. Either because I sent money to a rom site or because I tried out their crypto and sent some to the Farms directly.

Now every single credit card I have they've found and blacklisted as I've paid with them. Now I'm reduced to using privacy.com virtual cards for any place accepting only Paypal.

Fuckers.
 
Got suspensions from twitter multiple times. (deserved to be fair) Nuked my account, rebranded, decided not to be so toxic.

Made fun of Mundane Matt, got some traction, suspended with no reason why.
 
My old RuneScape account got banned with no explanation given as to why. Was 600k xp from Untrimmed farming cape but at least it stopped me from wasting more of my life on that game.

Otherwise I haven't ever really been banned from anything that wasn't a deliberate throwaway account. Youtube randomly deleted a playlist of funny videos and racist memes because I wasn't aware it was public. My new playlist is named "Neel Mohan is a dirty j33t sh1tter" and is private.
 
Banned from Youtube. That account was probably 15 years old, never uploaded a single video, just had playlists. I was in the process of downloading one of my playlists when I got an email saying my account was nuked for the following reason:
We have reviewed your content and found severe or repeated violations of our spam, deceptive practices and scams policy. Because of this, we have removed your channel from YouTube.
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Really? Now? Years of leaving comments about how pedos should be thrown into a woodchipper and how troons will never be a real woman, I get banned now for "deceptive practices"?

Then I remembered my last comment was responding to someone asking which charities are helping the hurricane victims, and I said that Samaritan's Purse was a good charity. That was the only comment I've made in like 6 months, and mentioning a Christian organization set off YT's alarms. Guess I shouldn't be surprised.

EDIT: YT declared that it's a bug issue. I still find the timing very odd.
 
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I got banned from an old stardock piece of software that changed your logon screen for Windows XP to a custom image. I think it was LogonStudio. Once you made a background you could upload it to the community. So I made goatse and uploaded it.
I remember this one because they sent me an hand-written email ended by telling me to "consider yourself banned"
 
I got banned from an imaghosting website. I figured out that becoming a top poster on such sites requires just mass uploading specific content at a certain time of day, so I set up a system to automate the uploading process. I got within the top 100 or so posters within like a week. One day I thought it would be funny to mass post random stuff instead of the usual up vote bait, so I googled some random word, set the first hundred or so pictures to upload and went to bed. Little did I know there was more than one graphic image in the set, so woke up with a collection of increasingly hostile messages from jannies and finally the admin telling me that I was giga banned.

It was my fault and I have nothing but respect for the jannies and the admins of that site. It was for the best though I was on there too much during a very bad time in my life.
 
I was banned from the HAWKEN (mech fps video game) forums during their beta for bulling users shitposting with Spider-Man memes.

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Got banned from Puzzle Pirates back when I was like 13 years old because my faggot younger brother got an IP ban on the family PC.
It explains a lot of who I am today.
 
Oh boy I've got a handful. Never knew this thread existed until now.

In terms of online things, I got:

- permanently banned from Growtopia from abusing the fuck out of the broadcast feature, racial slurs, and scamming people.
- forum banned from the Roblox forums before it shut down, I forgot the reason why. Also permanently banned from a Battlefield 3 clone Roblox game called Phantom Forces because I hurt a furfag moderator's feelings.
- banned from Club Penguin because I said fuck. This was one day before the game shut down for good, so I guess I got the early ticket out.
- permanently banned from multiple web games because the game creators were acting like actual dickheads or just straight up cheating their own game, and I was pointing out the bullshit. It was pretty fucking bittersweet too because the players of those games actually caught onto what I was saying much later on.
- banned from multiple DCinside boards for stirring up shit when I was still in high school. Also permanently banned from Ilbe (right wing extremist site) because I jokingly said that I support Roh Moo-hyun (a left-wing president).
- the classic Instagram bot-check permaban. I turned on my AWS-hosted private VPN and managed to create an account though.
- suspended on Xitter multiple times for picking fights with Korean radical feminists (later checked the radfems' accounts, they too have been suspended)

In terms of actual, real life bans, there's not much really, but two notable cases are when I got:

- banned from the computer room at my military base when I was doing conscription because I got caught playing vidya gaemz. When I became a sergeant (the final conscription rank) though they stopped giving a fuck and let me back in anyway.
- banned from Christian camp (also a thing that happened during conscription) because they found out I only went there to get free burgers and snacks. I am not Christian.
- kicked out of the neighborhood grocery store as a kid, because I was mistaken for another boy that stole money from the cashier. If I remember correctly she was a very old lady though so fair game.
 
I got banned from Sherdog for mocking this Korean dude on there who is obsessed with Valentina Shevchenko so hard that he quit the site. I went back on like half a year later with a new name that was a mix up of my old one, and got banned almost immediately by the same janny lol.

I've been banned repeatedly from most of the boards on 4chan that used to be fun like /x/ and /lit/ before the trannies took over the mod team, but I don't even bother go on there anymore.
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