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I've been banned from pretty much everywhere. Reddit multiple times, the last one because I said transphobia didn't exist

On another underground forum i said nigger and then said rules against saying nigger were stupid online

I recently got banned from a private IRC chat room for calling a lesbian and degenerate pedo and being anti ukraine
 
Most of the things I've been banned from I don't even remember by name because I didn't care, like a bunch of Gmod servers I'd constantly get banned from for spamming Rule 34 of Hitler and things like that animated YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS gif. I also routinely got banned from the old FurryMUCK for griefing and crashing the server (early on in m* type servers you could do things like create objects that spawned other objects that spawned other objects until the server crashed).

I got banned from 4chan a few times just because my IP block got banned and once for apparently being a camwhore. This one kind of pissed me off because I'm pretty sure it was because I had a router open to a couple floors in an apartment building and if the chick I think it was was posting nudes I'd have really liked some.

And I got banned once for Barneyfag posting. I actually appealed that because I was just trolling and amazingly enough, it was reversed.

Later when the site had really gone to shit, I got banned for saying nigger on /ck/ and I wasn't even really being racist, just pointing out that if a fried chicken place in a city is run by Pakis and has a bunch of niggers out front, it's probably good. That's just a true fact.

I think my favorite was I was on some irc channel maybe on rizon or something about some technical topic but I'd lost interest in it anyway. So I just dropped in from time to time and once just inadvertently used "autistic" as an insult and some janny got mad. I told him to quit sperging and got banned.

Also I forgot, Twitter. I created an account just to respond to some poll on the Farms where we were betting on Nick Bate's sentence (which I called perfectly to the exact sentence). But later one time the Farms were down and I got banned for calling someone a "foghat" not even a faggot. I got one of those "delete this post to get your account back" struggle session messages and noped out for good.
 
When I was 16 years old, a few friends and I were driving through Georgia. We decided to moon some passing motorist who turned out to be a state senator. He tailed us and called the State Patrol, who pulled us over and yelled at us. Since there was no evidence, our driver had a valid license, the car was registered, we had nothing illegal in the car, and no one was using alcohol/drugs, all the patrolman could do was tell us that we were banned from the State of Georgia.

So, I was apparently banned from Georgia.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Hopefully they didn't ban you just because accident alone. That would really suck.
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We were also 19-20 year olds....so yeah.

I also got banned from the Man Hate Thread before it was a DMZ. I posted controversial opinions and then they made it a DMZ and I went with it apparently.

I was also banned from A&N and I'm the reason the warning about one word posts is now in bright red letters.
 
It seems the Kiwifarms of yore has passed, and the schizophrenic community has finally graduated from Internet life.

This post and comments only confirm that for me.

Goodbye, autistics. See you on the other side.

✌🏾deuces
 
Oh and back in the day I got banned from Something Awful for calling Lowtax a gay retard on IRC. I still stand by my words.
 
Black Yoshi said:
I used to be very good at it but then it got a lot harder once they started digital fingerprinting
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Do they really do that? That's funny. I used to create a new account every month or so, and farm karma on default subs (it's surprisingly easy - just make a "normie" joke like, "Iron Man wouldn't stand for that" or whatever, and they'll upvote you to the moon).

Then I'd make the rounds getting banned from smaller subreddits by questioning their beliefs. Never once in all my time on reddit did a leftist ever present a valid argument. Not one single time.

The last few accounts I created were shadowbanned right out of the gate, even though I cleared my cookies. So I guess I need to change my user agent, right?
 
I got banned from every Best Buy and Circuit City in Nevada for my habit of pouring my morning coffee and falling asleep on the laptop displays. I'd also do this thing where I'd fling books at them like ninja stars as a form of target practice sometimes, can you really blame a guy for trying to blow off some steam after getting hit by a car?
 
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byron said:
The last few accounts I created were shadowbanned right out of the gate, even though I cleared my cookies. So I guess I need to change my user agent, right?
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Have a bunch of weird niche browsers. That makes fingerprinting harder.
Terfmaster9000 said:
lolcow farms for saying mods are now trannies (they are) and the owner is a moid (he is)
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We used to have more tranny mods actually. And they were good.
 
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