TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

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Is Brah originally from up north? Before he really dialed in his Transatlantic accent, he had this very noticeable like... Jewy, Brooklyn twang. You could really hear it on words like "caught". He's basically erased this habit though. Which is really quite impressive, because he has the perfect nondescript American accent now. If you started watching him now, you'd think that's just how he's always sounded.
 
Rick The Stick said:
Is Brah originally from up north? Before he really dialed in his Transatlantic accent, he had this very noticeable like... Jewy, Brooklyn twang. You could really hear it on words like "caught". He's basically erased this habit though. Which is really quite impressive, because he has the perfect nondescript American accent now. If you started watching him now, you'd think that's just how he's always sounded.
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originally he is from New York state
 
When I tried this, it tasted weirdly savoury and bland. tried the steak grilled cheesy burrito, and I feel like everytime the grilled cheesey burrito is modified, it somehow gets worse. It's never out right bad, but just worse. The cantina chicken items, were all wet and bad, except for the quesadilla. Of the new things I tried, the stacker was probably the most solid, which I think is gone now.
 
From Number 2, the "Pickle Fries" review:
>You know what's really regrettable? It's that the three "Burger King"s near me, that i could choose from: One is rat-infested, one is roach-infested, where people keep saying that they find dead roaches in all of the food, and the third one was fly-infested.

What the fuck. I mean those were Google and yelp reviews, but still.
 
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Blitzsneed said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DUVeYQ-K1pcFrom Number 2, the "Pickle Fries" review:
>You know what's really regrettable? It's that the three "Burger King"s near me, that i could choose from: One is rat-infested, one is roach-infested, where people keep saying that they find dead roaches in all of the food, and the third one was fly-infested.

What the fuck. I mean those were Google and yelp reviews, but still.
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I'd believe it taking into account Null's testimony on the state of the US when he came back last week
 
Blitzsneed said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DUVeYQ-K1pcFrom Number 2, the "Pickle Fries" review:
>You know what's really regrettable? It's that the three "Burger King"s near me, that i could choose from: One is rat-infested, one is roach-infested, where people keep saying that they find dead roaches in all of the food, and the third one was fly-infested.

What the fuck. I mean those were Google and yelp reviews, but still.
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I'll argue that the Pizza Hut hamburger was asking for a disappointment, though it really shows how bad things are when a pizza place needs to make burgers to attract an audience.
 
He's legitimately upset over this. He actually skipped the intro to start ranting.
 
Spergichu said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CUPYF0uwy7YHe's legitimately upset over this. He actually skipped the intro to start ranting.
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And he's right. The last times I've had Chick-fil-A, I also thought the fries were stale, and old. When he described them as tasting like they had been in the freezer for a year, it was like he took the words out of my mouth.

He's right to be upset.
 
anliteralidiot said:
And he's right. The last times I've had Chick-fil-A, I also thought the fries were stale, and old. When he described them as tasting like they had been in the freezer for a year, it was like he took the words out of my mouth.

He's right to be upset.
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Stuff with pea protein in it can taste strange. It's generally associated with weird vegan/keto types who put it in everything. I had pea protein ice cream a few years ago and it was bizarre in taste and texture. Not sure why you'd want to add it to fries. Did you think they were any crispier? It seems to be a complaint with deliveries and cold, soggy fries. Maybe they should invest in better packaging instead of messing with the quality.
 
Dysnomia said:
Stuff with pea protein in it can taste strange. It's generally associated with weird vegan/keto types who put it in everything. I had pea protein ice cream a few years ago and it was bizarre in taste and texture. Not sure why you'd want to add it to fries. Did you think they were any crispier? It seems to be a complaint with deliveries and cold, soggy fries. Maybe they should invest in better packaging instead of messing with the quality.
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They're turning the fries GAY!
 
This floated across my feed and it gave me big feels. I miss brah going out to places and doing silly shit with his friends in an almost Filthy Frank-like manner. It makes me sad he's become SO reclusive, he says on radio show that he just doesn't want to need much social interaction but I feel like he's actually in a bit of trouble and just doesn't realize it.
 
Disgruntled Pupper said:
This floated across my feed and it gave me big feels. I miss brah going out to places and doing silly shit with his friends in an almost Filthy Frank-like manner. It makes me sad he's become SO reclusive, he says on radio show that he just doesn't want to need much social interaction but I feel like he's actually in a bit of trouble and just doesn't realize it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6uNFeGNkFKI
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Maybe he can do a dank food hack with KingCobrajfs and get drunk with him.
 
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