TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

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demicolon said:
He reminds me of HP Lovecraft for some reason.
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It's probably more personal than just appearance. He certainly isn't as ugly as Lovecraft, but he has the same paranoia, stilted personal mannerisms and dress, and supremely blackpilled outlook.
 
AnOminous said:
It's probably more personal than just appearance. He certainly isn't as ugly as Lovecraft, but he has the same paranoia, stilted personal mannerisms and dress, and supremely blackpilled outlook.
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Lovecraft famously subsisted almost exclusively on 1920s New England poverty foods as well, due to a combination of his lack of steady income and eccentric personal preferences. The man ate a lot of beans on toast apparently.
 
millais said:
Lovecraft famously subsisted almost exclusively on 1920s New England poverty foods as well, due to a combination of his lack of steady income and eccentric personal preferences. The man ate a lot of beans on toast apparently.
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His terrrible diet probably contributed to the colon cancer that killed him. Who knows what kind of weird crap was in canned foods in that era.
 
Does anyone know which city he lives in? Genuinely curious after watching him for years. I know he’s in Florida of course.
 
Taco Bell cheez-it crept back into my mind, I wanted to make sure they stopped selling it.
Not only do they STILL sell it, they will sell just the cheez-it for your fat ass to enjoy.
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I guarantee it's weirdly soft and chewy and disgusting even on it's own, maybe I'll get one and sacrifice myself.
 
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It's not spongy at all, in fact it actually tastes like a cheez-it and is crunchy.
Not worth a dollar though, they could just sell these in stores with a few in a pack and I'm sure people would buy and eat them. I can see it getting soggy and disgusting when topped with shitty Taco Bell meat.
 
Banana Hammock said:
No, he died.
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But it had nothing to do with Milton.

The Fast Food Lobby sent the hit squad after him.

Hiphopopotamus said:
Taco Bell cheez-it crept back into my mind, I wanted to make sure they stopped selling it.
Not only do they STILL sell it, they will sell just the cheez-it for your fat ass to enjoy.
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I guarantee it's weirdly soft and chewy and disgusting even on it's own, maybe I'll get one and sacrifice myself.
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I got one the other week.

They aren't soft or chewy(at least not anymore than I would expect out of a Tostata) but they are incredibly overpowering, I can't imagine eating the crunch wrap and not tasting ONLY the cheese it and nothing else.
 
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The only good thing from Mickie D's is the Quarter Pounder. Other fast good thoughts

The dominos I go to has always been great. Even better after the change up. I'd rank it right next to any of the best local joints, and its cheaper than they are as well.

Arby's used to be great in my area but has just gone to complete shit. Unironically it was better when it was mostly stoned highschoolers trying to finger eachother on break. Now that's it's mostly adults, of the nigger variety, it's food poisoning central.

Burger King hasn't been good since like '97.
 
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