TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

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That burger looks like something that was sitting in the back of the fridge for a few weeks before they sold it. Marketing gimmick or not why would anyone sell a burger that looks that fucking revolting

The purple bun is kind of off putting. Plus the fine print is "Purple bun not guaranteed". So if they run out and you get a regular bun then the whole gimmick is pointless. Hope it doesn't give him food poisoning. Now that you point it out, the whole thing looks a little off.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=evrINc_GNVc
That burger looks like something that was sitting in the back of the fridge for a few weeks before they sold it. Marketing gimmick or not why would anyone sell a burger that looks that fucking revolting
It's not even a unique bun, just purple food colouring injected to the external side. And I don't get how it's even legal that they can sell you the special purple bun and give you the regular bun for the extra price.

The fucking state of modern fast food.
 
Yes he is from New York. He moved to Florida sometime in the 2010s.
I'm just taking a guess but in reference to "racism," I wouldn't want to put it on ReviewBrah but I know he's based to a certain extent. He has posted on 4chan before and had an account on ETI under the name ReportOfTheWeek. He never posted anything untoward, mostly just about shortwave radio and being a little lonely and wishing his radio show had a bigger audience. There was only a small group of people on ETI into shortwave so he didn't post there for too long.
In the few radio shows I tuned into, he seemed to express dislike for liberal stuff. I haven't listened to him in a while though. Maybe I will tonight, see if he's still sad about that Arby's.
Wait, when you say ETI is that by chance End of the Internet, what LueLinks rebranded as? If so that's fucking wild if he was on there.
 
Wait, when you say ETI is that by chance End of the Internet, what LueLinks rebranded as? If so that's fucking wild if he was on there.
Yup, the very same.
He was on during I think around 2016ish? It's gone now so I can't check. He did shout out some ETI people on one of his VORW shows but I can't remember when it even was. Before the pandemic at least.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q79Hz1hV1nE
Tostada 6/10
Green Sauce Burrito 4.9/10
Meximelt 8.5/10
Gordita Supreme 8.8/10

That gordita does look good. it almost makes me want to try Taco Bell again. I think it's been like seven or eight years since I've had anything fast food. But with my luck I'd get the crappiest Taco Bell where they forget everything but the onions and the shell.
 
Yup, the very same.
He was on during I think around 2016ish? It's gone now so I can't check. He did shout out some ETI people on one of his VORW shows but I can't remember when it even was. Before the pandemic at least.
Wow, that's amazing. That was well after the decline, but I can't believe I live in a world where Review Brah might know about Lynx the Dark and chuckyhacks and the McGarities and MegaTrout and all of those insane fucking characters that are now all entirely lost to history.
 
Wow, that's amazing. That was well after the decline, but I can't believe I live in a world where Review Brah might know about Lynx the Dark and chuckyhacks and the McGarities and MegaTrout and all of those insane fucking characters that are now all entirely lost to history.
I'm fairly certain Reviewbrah was there for Lynx's sperging out about Macedonian women wearing ponytails or whatever it was. And one of several Troon controversies, possibly the Grooming of Bunnelby. It is sad to me how basically it's all lost. I know some people scraped and downloaded a good amount of the site but afaik it's not posted anywhere.

In any case holy shit meximelts are back and they taste pretty much the same as they used to. Delicious nostalgia.
 
I'm fairly certain Reviewbrah was there for Lynx's sperging out about Macedonian women wearing ponytails or whatever it was. And one of several Troon controversies, possibly the Grooming of Bunnelby. It is sad to me how basically it's all lost. I know some people scraped and downloaded a good amount of the site but afaik it's not posted anywhere.

In any case holy shit meximelts are back and they taste pretty much the same as they used to. Delicious nostalgia.
I left before troonery was mainstreamed. There was one or two, but they were rightly regarded as freaks before they apparently took over the whole site, from what I hear.

It's fascinating to think that somewhere in that insectoid fucking brain of his, reviewbrah and I share the secret knowledge of Super Dolly Parton RPG, or Lynx complaining about his "job" skinning stray cats to make mittens for the poor, or ...fuck, I can't remember her name now but that super mid chick that LLers half-ironically fawned over for years.

Basically anything that happened on LL is impossible to explain to outsiders, and knowing the brah is one of us is still incredibly weird to me. I know there were a couple pornstars, Marcel worked at Facebook, Jason Schreier of Kotaku, but RB seems the most respectable (and unexpected) of all of them.
 

"you might be wondering what exactly is a shaqaroni, is this some sort of new type of pepperoni that they've created? is it some sort of like you know because there are all sorts of scientific developments and advancements right that are that are being made. remember years ago you had a lot of places that were coming out with beyond meat right the the sort of like plant-based meat substitutes so is this something like that where maybe they took like something um some sort of culture I guess from Shaquille O'Neal and are you know cultivating their own pepperoni."
 
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The dominos I go to has always been great. Even better after the change up. I'd rank it right next to any of the best local joints, and its cheaper than they are as well.
Jealous mine got taken over my jeets and is shit even by dominos standards now. It used to be my go to to pair with a few beers before I quit but now it’s even greasier and shuttily prepared. Papa John’s is the new goyslop pizza place for me but I can’t get it delivered so I just stopped eating goyslop pizza. My colon thanks me tbh
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=siZh9fnoUYU
"you might be wondering what exactly is a shaqaroni, is this some sort of new type of pepperoni that they've created? is it some sort of like you know because there are all sorts of scientific developments and advancements right that are that are being made. remember years ago you had a lot of places that were coming out with beyond meat right the the sort of like plant-based meat substitutes so is this something like that where maybe they took like something um some sort of culture I guess from Shaquille O'Neal and are you know cultivating their own pepperoni."
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tejVykfuF7o
Shaqaroni sounds like something hannibal lecter would make out of shaq after he was disappointed with his performance at a basketball game
 
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