TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

[Anonymouss]

Why does he live in his car

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Why does he live in his car

He's like a shark, has to keep moving.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

At least this guy actually does a proper review of the food as opposed to most food reviewers who go "mmm", "it's good", "yeah I like that".

 

[JP 307]

Looking at the amount of fast food reviews is so cringeworthy. This guy's cholesterol levels must be through the roof.

 

[Football Meatlong]

...does this make Ashens a lolcow... Or...?

Edit: I actually like this guy's content (And Ashens', for that matter). I can definitely appreciate his sense of humor, and hope that this whole stalking doesn't end up hurting the guy. That shit isn't ebic kek when people get hurt.

 

[SlaveMaster5000]

Frankie Muniz is having a hard time, huh.

 

[Big_Boss]

Looking at the amount of fast food reviews is so cringeworthy. This guy's cholesterol levels must be through the roof.

He's a 20 year old guy, I'm sure he will be fine. I doubt he eats fast food all the time anyway.

 

[Michel]

His (supposed) sister looks exactly like him.

 

[Sauce]

The "stalker" said they memorized the route he walks in the evening or something, so I assume that's a daily thing for him. Maybe that's how he stays fit.

 

[360NoTrope]

Who breaks into someones house to steal digital photos?

And he himself at least lurks /pol/, as he has the Ben Garrison book in the background of some videos.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Never give a yuppie a burger and camera.

 

[pickledance]

Never give a yuppie a burger and camera.

Yuppie implies he works in business, not internet food videos.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I thought the whole point of the Career Cow label was that it meant the person in question was a struggling failure. This guy has almost 100,000 subscribers.

 

[Ol' Slag]

I have actually listened to a few of his longer videos where he talks about his daily life. I am pretty sure he takes long walks and that helps offset the possibility of high cholesterol.

What I find abhorrent is his hygeine practices. It has already been mentioned that he lets his fingernails grow to crazy hobo levels. What hasnt been mentioned is his fucking DISGUSTING comb in the "day of the life" video from 2015. It had a ton of caked on shit and a bunch of the actual bristles were broken.

Overall, he seems like a specific type of lolcow. Less point and laugh and more straight cringe factor with a bit of feels mixed in.

 

[drain]

Edit: Apparently I'm being hateful because I don't take him that seriously.

 

[beechiness]

These videos are contemporary art.

 

[Michel]

I don't know who's worse: this dude or the people who takes him seriously.

Take it back.

 

[CatParty]

I thought the whole point of the Career Cow label was that it meant the person in question was a struggling failure. This guy has almost 100,000 subscribers.

You're right. He should be a cosplaycow with those ridiculous suits

 

[strandedcastaway]

Looking at the amount of fast food reviews is so cringeworthy. This guy's cholesterol levels must be through the roof.

Pretty sure taking three bites of a burger won't kill you....at least not quickly. Give it 50 years.

 

[Globe]

He looks like Home Alone era Macaulay Culkin trying to dress like Patrick Bateman. Wasn't expecting his voice to be so deep, honestly.