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Kind of hoping it's reviewbrah posting those images. I don't find anything funny about his house being broken into or him being stalked because he posted some fast food reviews.
 
JustSomeFella said:
Kind of hoping it's reviewbrah posting those images. I don't find anything funny about his house being broken into or him being stalked because he posted some fast food reviews.
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I don't think he's faking the stalking - I think he legit is being stalked or thinks he is. In the video where he first claimed he was being gangstalked (I don't think he knows what gangstalking is, it's just one guy doing it), he seemed legitimately thrown off by what was happening. He makes a good effort to stay composed, but you can see he's bothered by what was going on. Apparently the guy in the van (mentioned in the /pol/ thread, the same guy who says he broke into his house) pulled in front of his car while he was filming a review, and began videoing him.
 
Gonk said:
Someone on his subreddit posted an archive of the /pol/ thread where an Anon revealed that he was indeed stalking him, had broken into his (parents') house and stole several family pictures, which he then posted. He also said he follows Reviewbrah on his night walks, and knew his route.

So, that's why the poor kid is living out of his car.
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Hope he has a gun.

JustSomeFella said:
Kind of hoping it's reviewbrah posting those images. I don't find anything funny about his house being broken into or him being stalked because he posted some fast food reviews.
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The kind of autist 4chan produces did this. I just honestly wouldn't find it that shocking if it's true, and it feels true.

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I suppose the fact the events are pretty similar and this stalker is pretty famous could suggest it's an attempt to recreate this classic event. That might not mean the guy is faking it though. It could be a copycat stalker.
 
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Gonk said:
Someone on his subreddit posted an archive of the /pol/ thread where an Anon revealed that he was indeed stalking him, had broken into his (parents') house and stole several family pictures, which he then posted. He also said he follows Reviewbrah on his night walks, and knew his route.

So, that's why the poor kid is living out of his car.
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Because committing actual crimes makes you a coolguy.
 
This reminds me of another critic, dubbed "the fast food patriot".

Similar in it's Asperger nature, the guy has reviewed hundreds of menu items across 5 years. The main difference being that his "reviews" are incredibly abstract and brief, showing nothing more than the price and the arranged food item.


He gets few views but keeps obsessively documenting, without ever breaking the template. He also does (a couple hundred) Yelp reviews, being slightly more detailed but similarly robotic

I ordered the Classic Roast Beef Sandwich & Curly Fries for $4.78.

The Roast Beef was tender and the Curly Fries were crispy and delicious.

A Great American meal from this Drive Thru.
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I ordered the Triple Chicken Stack for $4.99

The Chicken was juicy and the Cheese was great.

A hefty Meal from this Drive Thru.
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I swear it's an AI developed by the Chinese.
 
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Metal_Heavy19 said:
Not off hand but I assure I stand nothing to gain from lying. He has a podcast type show he does on youtube called VORW (Voice of the report of the week) that are anywhere from 1-3 hours long. There are around 130 and I've probably listened to about the first 110(I just haven't been keeping up lately) and during the program has has a mailbag portion where he answers questions. He's never specific but from what I've gathered he's around 20, give or take a year, lives in New York state or somewhere close, his name is John. You can listen to the VORW's and glean all the info you need but we're talking like 200+ hours. What did you post on the subreddit?
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I've watched a lot of the food reviews and this info is about right. I'd say he's early 20s, lives in New York state, and his name is John. He's been doing these reviews for about five years. While the whole idea of reviewing Whopperitos and Taco Bell crap is bizarre, the guy's actually gotten quite polished. He has a very dry sense of humor. The water review was supposed to be funny, and in general he gets that what he does is strange and is mostly okay with it (except the stalker thing). He seems like a good guy, weird in the "My hobbies are reviewing fast food, buying vintage suits, and shortwave radio" way and not the "I'm a bitter, antisocial asshole" way.
 

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H3LLH4MM3R666 said:
This reminds me of another critic, dubbed "the fast food patriot".

Similar in it's Asperger nature, the guy has reviewed hundreds of menu items across 5 years. The main difference being that his "reviews" are incredibly abstract and brief, showing nothing more than the price and the arranged food item.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P-ZuoELoVbE
He gets few views but keeps obsessively documenting, without ever breaking the template. He also does (a couple hundred) Yelp reviews, being slightly more detailed but similarly robotic







I swear it's an AI developed by the Chinese.
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Make a thread
 
Holy shit I love this guy. Wasn't sure if he'd ever get a thread but I'm glad he finally did.

why did I get winner ratings are you people retarded
 
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The ill-fitting suit and slicked back hair reminds me of one of those creepy ventriloquist dummies
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He's pretty interesting though, even if 98% of what he does is supposed to be ironic.
 
He kinda reminds me of Uillillilla, except sperging over mirrors and hexadecimal color codes, he spergs over eating junk food and maintaining a tasteful appearance.
 
To give you an idea how young he was when he started, and how long he's been wearing suits on the daily;


I can't imagine school was all too fun for him. Kinda surprised he's as well adjusted as he is.
 
What a delightful young man. I love seeing cows that are genuinely just goofy and not a complete shitlord. :heart-full:
 
Harakudoshi said:
This is the featured thread? Must be a slow day for LOLcow milk.
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Truly you are a well versed lolcow connoisseur. Thank you for the insightful post! It's always such a delight when people make such strong contributions to threads!

Also you defend incest

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tranlord.7410/page-24#post-519870
 
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