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Thanks for pointing out the latest episode, guys. Laevateinn and I are working on reviews for the show overall and I did reviews on his three pilot drafts. I took a nap in the middle of the second draft, I've never done that before...

I just did the pony one, too. When Laevateinn and I have more we'll release them in bulk, I'm guessing. Are there any episodes people specifically disliked that they'd like me to look over? I didn't get much to work with in the pony episode because it was nothing much but fart jokes and pants-eating.
 
The one where Sally gets punished for just driving her car like a mad-person. Unless you already did that.
 
Nah, I only did the first three pilot drafts and the pony one, I'll put that one on my list. He doesn't give any of the episodes numbers so do you know the title of it so I can find it faster?
 
Piga Dgrifm said:
A lot of his fan base seems to think that Nickelodeon will be clamoring to get his show, and begging him not to let them have it.
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He's stated that he does not want to pitch his cartoon to Nickelodeon since he seems to have a vile hatred for them and their cartoons and their supposed lack of quality control. In one of his reviews, he pretty much slammed them with a rant. Overly exaggerated? Yes indeed.

memo: Breadwinners, the latest original animated comedy from Nickelodeon's Burbank studio, has risen to the top-rated show for kids 2-11 in only its 4th week on the air.
Mr. Enter: H-HOW? No seriously, someone tell me, someone just fucking tell me, how the fuck is this possible? It's not possible. Are people, really, this fucking stupid, or am I just going fucking crazy? Maybe I've died, and gone to hell, because this is just what I fucking expect!
memo: It has built a diverse, global business by putting kids first in everything it does
Mr. Enter: That's just a pathetic, vile lie that's not even worth laughing at. Yeah insulting their fucking intelligence. Pandering bullshit. Exposing them to infected splinters, driving their favorite characters to suicide, rehashing the most heinous stories ever told. Sanding down any quality that manages to slip through under their watch. Yeah that's really putting kids first. No at best, they only care about the bottom fucking line. And at worst, they're actually fucking malicious! "They put kids first", you couldn't be anymore insulting if you spit in my face after slaughtering my dog in front of it. Even a cursory look will reveal that bullshit lie for what it is. You are BLIND AND STUPID IF YOU BELIEVE THIS! No, I'm gonna go on. When the dog shits on the carpet, you rub their noses on it, and show them exactly what they did wrong. Sara Bibel, isn't that a fitting name? If ANY of this shit is putting kids first, I'd hate to think how kids are under your care. Nickelodeon is one of the worst fucking companies in existence. Maybe that's because of Viacom, maybe it isn't, I don't fucking care. This honestly makes me feel like what I'm doing is completely in vain. Yeah, I know I'm not going to break through the thick skulls of people like Casey Alexander, but, it's the kind of moment that makes you realize that I've been shouting at a hurricane this whole time. I can yell, and scream, as loud as possible, and it won't make a fucking difference. Nick is gonna keep making these atrocities, and keep making them worse, and considering that this is the shit that people apparently WANT to see, who am I to complain? You'd think something would change by now, but, it's impossible. It's impossible to change anything...

(around 7:06)
 
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Soradawn said:
He's stated that he does not want to pitch his cartoon to Nickelodeon since he seems to have a vile hatred for them and their cartoons and their supposed lack of quality control. In one of his reviews, he pretty much slammed them with a rant. Overly exaggerated? Yes indeed.

memo: Breadwinners, the latest original animated comedy from Nickelodeon's Burbank studio, has risen to the top-rated show for kids 2-11 in only its 4th week on the air.
Mr. Enter: H-HOW? No seriously, someone tell me, someone just fucking tell me, how the fuck is this possible? It's not possible. Are people, really, this fucking stupid, or am I just going fucking crazy? Maybe I've died, and gone to hell, because this is just what I fucking expect!
memo: It has built a diverse, global business by putting kids first in everything it does
Mr. Enter: That's just a pathetic, vile lie that's not even worth laughing at. Yeah insulting their fucking intelligence. Pandering bullshit. Exposing them to infected splinters, driving their favorite characters to suicide, rehashing the most heinous stories ever told. Sanding down any quality that manages to slip through under their watch. Yeah that's really putting kids first. No at best, they only care about the bottom fucking line. And at worst, they're actually fucking malicious! "They put kids first", you couldn't be anymore insulting if you spit in my face after slaughtering my dog in front of it. Even a cursory look will reveal that bullshit lie for what it is. You are BLIND AND STUPID IF YOU BELIEVE THIS! No, I'm gonna go on. When the dog shits on the carpet, you rub their noses on it, and show them exactly what they did wrong. Sara Bibel, isn't that a fitting name? If ANY of this shit is putting kids first, I'd hate to think how kids are under your care. Nickelodeon is one of the worst fucking companies in existence. Maybe that's because of Viacom, maybe it isn't, I don't fucking care. This honestly makes me feel like what I'm doing is completely in vain. Yeah, I know I'm not going to break through the thick skulls of people like Casey Alexander, but, it's the kind of moment that makes you realize that I've been shouting at a hurricane this whole time. I can yell, and scream, as loud as possible, and it won't make a fucking difference. Nick is gonna keep making these atrocities, and keep making them worse, and considering that this is the shit that people apparently WANT to see, who am I to complain? You'd think something would change by now, but, it's impossible. It's impossible to change anything...

(around 7:06)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uFgY8iq0BZo
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Yeah, MrEnter's got a vile bias over Nickelodeon, and his gullible, braindead fans buy it. Look. Nickolodeon isn't a great network. But MrEnter has such a grudge and extreme hatred for it that I wouldn't be surprised he could pull a OPL, waltzing inside the headquarters and macing a office worker before getting arrested by security.
 
MysticMisty said:
You would think somebody as obsessed with cartoons as him would've noticed that a half hour show split into two (or more) separate segments only do single story episodes on very rare occasions, but apparently the rules don't apply to his masterpiece.
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Invader Zim did the random 22 minute episodes, and so did multiple other series. I'm not trying to defend Enter's hopeless excuse for a cartoon, but some of these nitpicks are almost as autistic as his.

I think he wanted to do a deconstruction of the "pony" plot in most sitcoms, but it falls flat when the solution is literally right in front of them. Like seriously, this is what MrEnter considers to be "good writing"? Oh, and fart jokes. How original and creative. SpongeBob (that show he hates so much) didn't become popular because of fart jokes. It became popular for its wit and charm, neither of which are present in Growing Around.

Really, nothing in this show overall is inspired. Sally is supposed to be a "wacky LOL random" girl, but completely misses what makes those characters likable. She rams into building, and at one point, annoys her whole family for a WEEK with a song (keep in mind that she's a guardian, annoying her parents while they can't do crap). Comedy gold, right?! Everyone else is a nonentity. No one (aside from the rich girl, who ends up having the most stereotyped "development" ever) has a personality. Why am I supposed to care about the characters crying again? Maybe that stupid baby tooth episode wouldn't have been as terrible if it wasn't so in-your-face about the "emotion".

What baffles me is how Enter thought this was a good idea. There's a reason why the Disney pilot was never made, and that's because there's very little to work with. After the schtick wears off, it'll be a generic animated sitcom. As someone else stated, with an industry filled with brimming creativity, this is incredibly dull and tedious. It's not cartoony in the slightest.

Which brings me to my final question. Why does MrEnter care so much about the writing IN ANIMATION?! This confuses me. I won't go full John K and say the writing is insignificant, but he seems to forget what makes animation special in the first place. It's always the writing, not the animation, timing, art, ectera. And with Growing Around, it definitely shows. He could easily review live action and it wouldn't make a lick of difference.

tl;dr Growing Around is not charming or witty, the characters are dry, and he has the gall to call himself an animation critic when he rants constantly about "muh morality".

Sorry if that was long.
 
I am almost tempted to write a episode of Growing Around. Here, Timmy and Sally get hooked on crack, Robert shits in a K-Mart, Linda contracts AIDS and autism at the same time and MrEnter is disemboweled by a chainsaw-wielding pony. And the plot is about getting a M-rated video game.
 
My god, his fan's are literally so afraid to criticize him because they want to get his attention. These "scripts" are either lol randumb , full of references the target audience of CHILDREN won't get and full of the jokes he say's are bad (ie: FART JOKES) OR so fucking boring I could give these to my friend with sleep-apnea to put him to sleep
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Thinks? More like he does.
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I feel like I have the same damn problems as him - even if I were to get into something like this, reviewing mostly stuff I don't care to watch wouldn't be a priority, unless to only spend a couple minutes on it, then never think about it ever again - by watching something better. Deep down, that's what this guy needs to do. If this sounds A-Loggy or autistic, then my apologies - but I can't stand seeing this guy think he's great when the truth keeps getting revealed like this every damn day.
 
KFC said:
Tonight, I'm going to try and completely analyze these scripts. Even skimming was hard.
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Just finished my intro to the project. Also did a review of the pilot. It will be up on Pastebin later tonight. Wow the pilot was bad. I don't know what killed it, the awkward dialogue, cringe-worthy jokes, or the lame-ass plot.
 
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