MAJOR UPDATE:
So of course, today was the start of the workweek, and I end up passing KFC on my way home. Well, they can't fucking cancel my order if I go to the drive-through. So went through the drive-through and ordered my tendies and goyslop bowls. Dunno why the order yesterday got cancelled, cause they sure as fuck ain't doing renovations. The next thing is that the 10 bucks for 8 tendies is an online only promo. Otherwise it's like 20 fucking bucks. I still splurged because of the principle of the matter. I would've saved 2 bucks if I would've gotten it delivered, but hey, at least they cancel me this time.
Anyways, first the tendies. KFC always had one advantage to other restaurants when it comes to chicken; the chicken is thick and the breading is crispy. KFC is known for their secret recipe, which blew people away at the time. To this day, the recipe is kept secret, and the ingrediants for their spices and seasoning are mixed together at different locations. Supposably, the recipe is divided in 2 and kept in 2 different locations, but that may be pepsi or coke.
Nowadays, people have figured out most of it, but the portion they haven't figured out is assumed to be garlic powder. No restaurants were using garlic powder at the time, and the Coronel swooped in and did it himself. I always use garlic powder in all my cooking anyways (part of the seasoning for the steak yesterday).
Anyways, like any good tendies, I'm choosing honey mussie as the dipping sauce. They taste delicious, but once again, I want to remind folks of the price of these. You can go dairy queen and get a 6 piece chicken basket, a blizzard, and a drink for less, but the tendies won't be as meaty.
I ate one tendie and plan to eat the rest over the next 2 days. I like to get a few days worth of fast food, then add stuff like rice or chips+salsa as filler to extend the meals out.
As for today's actual meal, we have the KFC Famous Goyslop Bowls. There's always some debate on what constitutes goyslop. For the 3 people who don't know what goyslop is, it's pigslop meant to keep the goy complacent and fat, unable to react while god's chosen people loot the nation's treasury.
The famous bowl contains popcorn chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, 3 blend-cheese, and corn all mixed together to form a pigslop. The big part of the goyslop portion is that the chicken is fried and who knows how many preservatives are in this shit, along with the seed oils and corn syrups used to make it (especially the cheese). Lucky for me, I don't see any cheese in this (unless it's melted in, but even mixing it, I don't see any cheese strings), as I am a bit lactose intolerant.
The taste isn't really anything to write home about. The problem with it is that the mashed potatoes overpower the flavors of everything else. I like KFC's mashed potatoes, but normally you get all this shit separate and have time to savor the flavors. With this, you shovel a spoonful in your mouth, the chicken is all soggy from all the moist thing surrounding it, and you taste gravy 10% of the time, potatoes 70%, then get to taste the leftovers of the chicken the last 20% since that requires more chewing, thus is in your mouth longer. Corn really never has a strong flavor in anything, but the other flavors are just too overpowering to even taste that small flavor. I love putting corn in stews as it does add a bit to stews.
The taste did tend to grow on me more and more as I got closer to finishing off my first bowl. If you're going to order all this stuff anyways, might as well mix it together and eat like a pig. It's like 5 bucks and some change per bowl, and 2 is filling enough for me. And after eating these, I certainly don't want to overthrow the government for sending all my tax money to Ukraine, while telling me I'm evil and need to die for being white.
