The viper anus leaks - Memeing the chudbuds leaks to cope with reality

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Cucktry Roads said:
They're applewood bacon strips. I need to get better at timing the bacon. Bacon on an open fire drips fat, which catches fire and increases the temperature, and if you're not watching it, this will just cremate your bacon. I still left it on the grill a little too long where the edges got charred. You want that crispy brown that it is in the middle.
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Damn that is tastier than it looks. You get an A for choice and taste (I'm guessing) you just need to work on your presentation lol.
No offense bro it just looks like the meals DSP used to cook. :story:
 
Cucktry Roads said:
They're applewood bacon strips. I need to get better at timing the bacon. Bacon on an open fire drips fat, which catches fire and increases the temperature, and if you're not watching it, this will just cremate your bacon. I still left it on the grill a little too long where the edges got charred. You want that crispy brown that it is in the middle.
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Unironically, it's pretty cool that you're making an effort to prepare your own food and learn the associated skillsets. Too many people don't bother anymore and just get premade meals for every dinner.
 
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Dear diary….
 
Cucktry Roads said:
Today's update:
I woke up and had an amazing morning. I've got high energy and doing some shit I've been wanting to do. It's starting to get late so of course I was getting hungry. I order KFC and am given a 30 min delivery time. The delivery time reaches the time and I get another text telling me the fucking order was cancelled. I looked up doordash and there's no fucking outages. The doordash person yesterday told me that the KFC's lobby was closed, so I don't know if they're just cancelling this shit because of that, like they're doing renovations or what. Might contact corporate.

Anyways, I went to the meat market across from my suburb and grabbed some sirloin and some bacon and threw it all on the bbq bit. Seasoned that shit with some Cajun seasoning. Tastes fucking amazing.
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Jannies, you can close this thread now since there's no further reason for it to be open.
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I look at that meal and I sincerely hope Gordon Ramsay jumps through the window to slap you hard and call you a donut.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
Today's update:
I woke up and had an amazing morning. I've got high energy and doing some shit I've been wanting to do. It's starting to get late so of course I was getting hungry. I order KFC and am given a 30 min delivery time. The delivery time reaches the time and I get another text telling me the fucking order was cancelled. I looked up doordash and there's no fucking outages. The doordash person yesterday told me that the KFC's lobby was closed, so I don't know if they're just cancelling this shit because of that, like they're doing renovations or what. Might contact corporate.

Anyways, I went to the meat market across from my suburb and grabbed some sirloin and some bacon and threw it all on the bbq bit. Seasoned that shit with some Cajun seasoning. Tastes fucking amazing.
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Jannies, you can close this thread now since there's no further reason for it to be open.
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well done. That looks pretty good.
Still waiting to here from the guy that ordered a pizza though.
FiveStarAce said:
Guys i just ordered pizza!
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we are waiting, don't cockblock us!!!
 
IamnottheNSA said:
And if you'd prefer to not go to YT for this shit, here's a local archive:
Kiwi Farms The Definitive Experience Episode 1.mp4
Despite the "Episode 1" in the title this is probably gonna be a one-off. Probably.
At most I can do two of these a month - this AI shit isn’t cheap.

Yes, just like most of us.
EDIT: LMAO Bry-Bry in the comments
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"typical KF users"
>he doesn't know
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This is fucking fantastic, thanks!

LAST TIME ON KIWIFARMS Z!

Chris Hibbard also known as Genius Anus, after confessing his love for @Haru Okumura, started exposing the secret chudbuds war his partner @Pit Viper Salesman and @AltisticRight Right fought against multiple forces of evil, to protect the future of the Vickers and Flamenco! Causing distress among the kiwimekians, already under constant threat from Lord Gunt.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan...-tequila-sunrise.16672/page-3324#post-7856323
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan...-tequila-sunrise.16672/page-3177#post-7814139
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan...-tequila-sunrise.16672/page-3548#post-7905881
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan...-tequila-sunrise.16672/page-3566#post-7907902
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As for where we are in the arc:
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Hurry Vickers start The Good, The Bad, & The Vicious before it's too late...
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And now the secret leaks continue!

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Amber Turd said:
LAST TIME ON KIWIFARMS Z!

Chris Hibbard also known as Genius Anus, after confessing his love for @Haru Okumura, started exposing the secret chudbuds war his partner @Pit Viper Salesman and @AltisticRight Right fought against multiple forces of evil, to protect the future of the Vickers and Flamenco! Causing distress among the kiwimekians, already under constant threat from Lord Gunt.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan...-tequila-sunrise.16672/page-3324#post-7856323
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan...-tequila-sunrise.16672/page-3177#post-7814139
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As for where we are in the arc:
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Hurry Vickers start The Good, The Bad, & The Vicious before it's too late...
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You let the content do a lot more talking here. In comic sans. For unknown reasons.

Can you maybe add one sentence to tie it all together?
 
I was inclined to ignore this thread because it was retarded. Now I'm inclined to pay attention to it because it's super retarded. This could be my new favourite autistic soap drama.

Someone should take this and write a pilot episode for a kids cartoon action show; then pitch it to Netflix just to see if they actually go for it.
 
Ahashra Rhiel said:
You let the content do a lot more talking here. In comic sans. For unknown reasons.

Can you maybe add one sentence to tie it all together?
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These are the PozVipers DMs with that fat Jimwalking faggot Gaytor with the Hard Y.
He's turning them into a comic strip for our amusement.
There's nothing new here I went over this shit weeks ago.
Fun presentation though.
@Amber Turd I take it back these are fucking great.
People here underestimate you.
Ahashra Rhiel said:
In comic sans. For unknown reasons.
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Comic Sans is the font of choice for both the deranged and the master of high brow, existential comedy, the kind only the highest iQ Rick and Morty fans can comprehend.
We are obviously learning at the feet of a Master of the Craft.
 
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FiveStarAce said:
I still have zero clue what's going on here, but i still have some left over Pizza and that's nice. I will die on the hill that brocolli on Pizza is easily top 5 toppings.
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I imagine if you were to precook the brocolli that the grill/heat of the pizza oven would make it delicious. I need to try this.
 
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