The Sunset Arc 🌅 - Is the Gunt nearing his end? Ralph’s divorce, Xanax abuse, double the liquor, and a mind fading away

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Maybe Ralph, in a desperate move for money, will start smugling Xanies across the border. Get caught. Get clean in a prison rehab service. Get an education in a prison education program. Get out a new man. Re-connect with his kids. Turn his life around and become a model citizen.
 
this is heavily photoshopped nigger
To add to this, it comes from the photo after he was released from jail where he spent 8 months:
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After witnessing all of these side effects and how much it destroys the person's brain, I gotta ask...

Who the fuck prescribes Xanax? Or any drug that basically destroys the brain?
Because when you affect a person's memory, you technically kill them.

Might as well dome yourself and save yourself the long suffering of popping Xanax all the time.
Taking xanax doesn't FEEL like suffering, that's the issue. Its so good at lifting anxiety you can get lost in the fog of addiction as it's truly great at what it does, this it is quite euphoric, it's accusable and cheap. About £1/mg, much less if you buy in bulk, especially if you buy the powder. Pennies a mg.

It's a weird one, you have to have tried benzos or have gonme through benzo addiction to get it. When coming of them, I'd say I felt about 75 percent of those symptoms. You can feel when a seizure is about to happen as you get like electric jolts that you feel through your body and your mind will black out for a split second.

I'm sure ralphs fat gunt only makes stuff worse too, more likely to choke himself to death if he passes out weird.

When taken alone, bar from hurting yourself in a car crash the xanax wont kill you, with alcohol it's like 1+1=3, it has a weirs synergistic potency that increases more than just either single component.

If he doesn't stop dying from an accident is just as likely as getting hurt from withdrawal. Ive had seizures from it, and it isn't nice at all. Though, there is always a way out, and he could start the path out of it without much risk to himself , but I doubt he really wants to right now. He's clearly getting worse.

I'm guessing there might be a serious accident in ralphs near future. He needs to get his ass to AA/NA, I hope he doesn't deem himself above it., he has an obligation to his child in all fairness.

Quiche Lorraine

t this immense downfall all started with an innocent enough photo and a poke at his gunt, of which Metokur warned him to simply take it on the chin and move on. All of it. Its like the Streisand effect but on an entire order or 2 orders of magnitude worse.

The problem is Ralph has so many chins that when you ask him to take it on the chin it's actually a pretty big deal
 
Hope that we still get the following arcs, before the sunset arc:

>Horse revenge tape arc
>IRS arc
>Portugal part 3 Felipe's revenge
>Narco Ralph arc (it's not truuu that i got a balloon in my asshole)
>Mexican jail arc
>3rd baby momma arc (maybe a nigger)
>Heart attack arc
>Dick disavow arc
>Lost in the Mexican desert
>Heart attack 2
>Stroke arc
>My son is a tranny now arc
>Bed bound arc
 
To add to this, it comes from the photo after he was released from jail where he spent 8 months:
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wasnt the infamous pic of nora and him being fat released right around this time? the general thinking among alogs at the time was that it was fake af because he never showed his face besides this and looked fat af and gross af in literally every other picture
 
After witnessing all of these side effects and how much it destroys the person's brain, I gotta ask...

Who the fuck prescribes Xanax? Or any drug that basically destroys the brain?
Because when you affect a person's memory, you technically kill them.

Might as well dome yourself and save yourself the long suffering of popping Xanax all the time.
No amount of deep breathing and talking to a therapist will do what Xanax does straight away. It's estimated that about 80% of Heroine users transitioned from prescription Xanax. Medications used to treat mental disorders are a bandage fix that are supposed to be accompanied by some form of therapy, they aren't meant to be used long term.
 
No amount of deep breathing and talking to a therapist will do what Xanax does straight away. It's estimated that about 80% of Heroine users transitioned from prescription Xanax. Medications used to treat mental disorders are a bandage fix that are supposed to be accompanied by some form of therapy, they aren't meant to be used long term.
And considering he's probably already had a taste of that with Mexican Xanax being notorious for being laced with Fentanyl, it should be interesting.

Ralph has no support network for therapy outside of AA and probably refuses to seek out individual therapy for what is more complicated than just a physical dependence. Strip away all of the drugs and alcohol, you will still find that he's still a terrible husband, father and human being.

Still, it'd be hilarious if he started shilling for online therapy. Can you imagine?

:diddler: > HAVE YEW GUISE HEARD ABOUT BETTERHELP.COM? MAI FREN BOOGIE TOL' ME 'BOUT IT..
 
I'm sure ralphs fat gunt only makes stuff worse too, more likely to choke himself to death if he passes out weird.
I've said it before in this thread, but the overweight and people resting on their bellies are really at risk of dying if they have a seizure. It's the first fucking thing your doctor tells you when you are diagnosed with epilepsy. Don't lay on your stomach, and you need to lose weight. SUDEP is the leading cause of death amoung epileptics. If he hasn't seen a doctor about this or been made aware of it, it will probably be the thing that gets him when he starts to withdrawal from Xanax.
 
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So, when the star of Ethan Ralph collapses upon itself, what will become of his orbiters?
Casual observation shows that his mass appears to exceed the Tolman–Oppenheimer–Volkoff limit. It may well result in a supernova of retardation, blasting many out of orbit while the closer orbiters will pass the even horizon, be stretched out and be consumed like a long string of Mexican xanax.

I could be off on my mass calculations, and it may result in a White Dwar...oh, wait, that's already his dick, nevermind.
 
I wonder who he will curse in his last breath as it will be a curse... the horse? Josh? Metokur for out living him?

What final cry of rage will it be do you think?
He'll cry out to the loving God who never loved him, to no avail, right as his heart stops and he shits himself explosively.

Maybe Ralph, in a desperate move for money, will start smugling Xanies across the border. Get caught. Get clean in a prison rehab service.

He gets caught smuggling benzos (or any other arrest, for that matter), he's going to go cold turkey on a cold concrete floor in lockup. Maybe it'll kill him, maybe it won't, but prisons have enough trouble meeting the needs of prisoners who want to detox.
 
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Mister Vickers needs to take dual silver-plated Desert Eagles akimbo and FINISH... THE FIGHT !!
Using lead bullets for training clogs the gas ports and then theres the issue of the spring and powder loads are good enough for consistent cycling. And then recoil preventing rounds from cycling... So what I'm tism explaining is that Vickers using a gun with a lot of issues that impacts performance is par for the course for Vickers. Vickers can walk up to Ralph with an old school remington 870 shotgun loaded with No4 buckshot and still get issues somehow.
 
Using lead bullets for training clogs the gas ports and then theres the issue of the spring and powder loads are good enough for consistent cycling. And then recoil preventing rounds from cycling... So what I'm tism explaining is that Vickers using a gun with a lot of issues that impacts performance is par for the course for Vickers. Vickers can walk up to Ralph with an old school remington 870 shotgun loaded with No4 buckshot and still get issues somehow.
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