The Sunset Arc 🌅 - Is the Gunt nearing his end? Ralph’s divorce, Xanax abuse, double the liquor, and a mind fading away

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Bland Crumbs said:
Yeah that shit is fucked up. Could only improve his streams though...

Look the reality is Ralph is not getting off drugs or booze. He does not have the will required to kick an addiction on his own let alone multiple.

He also lacks the funds for a decent rehab program.

He has no support system. He has no friends. He has no security.

At best he winds up on IP2 in a RV being abused by his fellow streamers because his brain is too damaged for him to even know he is being abused.
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If there's anything that causes me to sympathize with Ralph it's the withdrawal issue. His situation has been almost entirely caused by his own poor decisions (often made with half the internet screaming at him to stop) but the potential recovery arc would be a lot more sporting if it was only his horniness for frying his brain that he had to battle.

Good luck, Ralph! You have a difficult trek to becoming a functioning citizen ahead of you but if it doesn't pan out I hope that you will at least consider flight to a country without an extradition treaty with the United States as an alternative to pulling a Lowtax.
 
sometimes there’s no changing course
The lifestyle that Ethan Ralph chose is one of those scenarios
With no support/no family/no friends
Attempts to quit rarely ever succeed
I’d almost feel bad for someone like him but he has truly sown this terrible outcome
The reaping is nearing Ralph
It’s not too late to make peace with god before you get your comeuppance
 
The Ralphamale will prove us aylawgs wrong, just like he proved the Vickers wrong, He will persist in spite of substance abuse!
 
Delamain said:
sometimes there’s no changing course
The lifestyle that Ethan Ralph chose is one of those scenarios
With no support/no family/no friends
Attempts to quit rarely ever succeed
I’d almost feel bad for someone like him but he has truly sown this terrible outcome
The reaping is nearing Ralph
It’s not too late to make peace with god before you get your comeuppance
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I don't feel bad for him at all, and am truly confused at the couple of people saying they do.
He is a grifter of the worst kind, has lived a life that spits in the face of basic religion while keeping the name of God on blow job giving pig lips. Fuck him, and I believe God has given him the existence he deserves. There is only the peace of death, but certainly no divine forgiveness for people like Ralph.
His lasting legacy will be the horror his children will have to face in discovering their father, a last fuck you to the world from the grave.
Anyway, I give 3 months give or take till he ODs or blows his brains out live (hopefully the latter so he can be the crowning jewel of the people dying thread).
 
Eventually we'll have to discuss how to properly dispose of the porker's corpse.

Traditional burial and cremation methods will be, respectively, a waste of ground and a polluting hazard. Any other suggestions?
 
Sunset Arc? Delusional alogs with your silly rumors. Screenshot_20230501_112945_Twitter.jpg
 
It's Over Anakin said:
Holy shit this is the first time I've seen this picture. I think the genuine smile is the most shocking thing to see, even more than the weight. When was the last time he had a non-manufactured smile? What a sad decline.
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This is why I have always said that jail was the best thing to ever happen to him. Just having something external to impose structure made him almost human for a minute
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Damn this is some feels. Imagine a world where Ralph was happy, not a drug addict, and didn't get kicked off Youtube all while able to take a joke. Him and Nora just being happy together.

HA. That's a fucking dream.
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The only feels I ever get towards Ralph are variations on disgust with differing amounts of curiosity.

End of the day, he has always been and will always be too stupid to learn that his pig rage is impotent and not useful to solve problems.
 
Yuuichirou Kumada said:
Eventually we'll have to discuss how to properly dispose of the porker's corpse.

Traditional burial and cremation methods will be, respectively, a waste of ground and a polluting hazard. Any other suggestions?
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Summon the mariachis, stick an apple is his maw, and feed el barrio for a week.
 
Noproblemo said:
I unironically hope something good happens to Ralph. This is getting too much for any person to handle.
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It's Over Anakin said:
Yeah, despite everything he's done, I'd like to see a Ralph redemption arc. He'd obviously have a lot of bridges to mend, but it would be nice to see, albeit extremely unlikely at this point.
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Ralph’s life is his own creation, why should you feel sorry for it?

He has two kids and was not present for the birth of either of them, not because circumstances demanded it but because he prioritized some other shit. Like falling out with Faith was the product of his deciding it was more important to fuck Meigh.

How are you going to feel sorry just because someone discovered consequences exist?
 
SpergioLeonne said:
Ralph’s life is his own creation, why should you feel sorry for it?

He has two kids and was not present for the birth of either of them, not because circumstances demanded it but because he prioritized some other shit. Like falling out with Faith was the product of his deciding it was more important to fuck Meigh.

How are you going to feel sorry just because someone discovered consequences exist?
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Because yes he's a scum bag and done shitty things, but nothing he deserves to slowly kill himself over. As long as you aren't a pedo, rapist, murderer, etc you should have at least a chance of redeeming yourself. Most of the shit he's done over the last year has been pretty much due to the spiral of drugs and alcohol impairing his decision-making, not that I'm letting him off with anything.

I've been at some points in my life that I felt there was no coming back from and I've clawed my way back and I'd like to see if at least try and redeem himself and make good on his fuck ups. With a decent job he could actually provide properly for his two guntlings and be in their lives in a positive manner.

Of course if he continues this way then not much you can really do about it, he'll be dead in 2023 and nothing of value (as it stands) will be lost.
 
It's Over Anakin said:
Because yes he's a scum bag and done shitty things, but nothing he deserves to slowly kill himself over. As long as you aren't a pedo, rapist, murderer, etc you should have at least a chance of redeeming yourself. Most of the shit he's done over the last year has been pretty much due to the spiral of drugs and alcohol impairing his decision-making, not that I'm letting him off with anything.

I've been at some points in my life that I felt there was no coming back from and I've clawed my way back and I'd like to see if at least try and redeem himself and make good on his fuck ups. With a decent job he could actually provide properly for his two guntlings and be in their lives in a positive manner.

Of course if he continues this way then not much you can really do about it, he'll be dead in 2023 and nothing of value (as it stands) will be lost.
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Right now as we speak there are bad things happening to good people at an incredible rate and nobody gives a shit. Wasting sympathy on Ralph of all people is an affront to nature. The world will be an objectively better place without him.
 
Pastikka said:
Right now as we speak there are bad things happening to good people at an incredible rate and nobody gives a shit. Wasting sympathy on Ralph of all people is an affront to nature. The world will be an objectively better place without him.
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This is as far as my sympathy goes "it would be nice if he were a functional member of society again for the benefit of his children long term", that's as much compassion as I'm willing to offer :)
 
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