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Lord Of Shit said:
I may be prone to developing a soft spot for "The Edgy"
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to be fair if life doesn't fuck them up, the edgy can be a normal girl lol

I know a chick like that who (obviously) never went poon, instead she terfed out. she's funny but overall pretty normal, has a boyfriend, lives life, etc
 
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Magic Pickle said:
A "gay trans man" (i.e., a girl overly invested in gay fanfic like the last poster to the point of LARPing full time) has been having some issues with her transbian pals who objectify FTMs the way they objectify regular women, which is, like, totes not affirming, dood! What's sad about posts like these is that these TiFs can recognize misogyny in action and how the clothes of a man change not the content of his character, yet resist any sort of connection of dots that might lead them to realizing the whole thing is one fruity little farce. But perhaps there's hope for OP, who seems to be preparing to stop consorting with these kinds of crossdressers in the first place - but of course, the original post is locked by moderators likely due to the fear that any Lilithian overlords may smell odoriferous dissent among their rank ranks.
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I just want to say you have a way with words :lit: made me chuckle, bravo 👏
 
Magic Pickle said:
But perhaps there's hope for OP, who seems to be preparing to stop consorting with these kinds of crossdressers in the first place - but of course, the original post is locked by moderators likely due to the fear that any Lilithian overlords may smell odoriferous dissent among their rank ranks.
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They might be confusing it with the ever-present stench of their amholes. However, it would be competing with the foul scent of rotting fish from testosterone-induced BV with all of the pooners in these threads.

As to the OP, she might snap out of it, but it is hard to say. One thing that a lot of these pooners seem to have in common is the feeling of being weak and powerless, especially from a physical standpoint. I am not a woman, but I can understand that there might be some jealousy towards men from girls and women over the fact that men are physically stronger. I suppose that does seem "unfair" from time to time. However, pooning-out just leads to physical damage to the point to where pooners will be weaker and frailer than a normal, healthy woman and they will be plagued with a whole host of permanent health problems to go with it.

The final irony is that pooners end up making themselves unattractive to both lesbian women and gay men as women view them as being grotesque, surgically-scarred women with pube-stubble and gay men think of pooners of being laughable and pathetic parodies of actual men and would never take them seriously.
 
I think the problem with poons is that thinking about gender is such a woman brained activity. Once you start shooting up T you should getting on the piss and doing dumb shit with ur mates for a laugh. Lotta trannies figure out putting on makeup and shopping fine so I dunno why poons just can’t just carry on like blokes
 
Sometimes you stumble across things. Wasn't sure whether to put this here or the furry community thread.

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I just had an aha moment today and everything in my life makes sense. I’ve been meditating on my therapists advice to accept uncertainty and live in the grey area and live as Thomas the male with he/him pronouns and I feel much better and confident in my identity than I have been perhaps since ever. It’s a miracle honestly, as everything is falling into place. I notice I’m not as sensitive or tense or disassociated or confused like I was as a woman or nonbinary person and I’m more connected with myself. When I was younger the problem wasn’t that I was a girl trapped in a guys body, it was that I didn’t fit into traditional masculinity and what society thinks a male should be. I am figuring out what it means to be Thomas and I am having a blast. I also am having a great time not giving into the obsessions and compulsions of finding the “perfect” label or “perfect” pronoun or “perfect” online community or “perfect” name or forcing myself to be someone I’m not and in the long term I feel better avoiding the urges. I notice I feel best when I don’t force myself to be a woman or nonbinary or a man that is attracted to women as I feel when I try to be any of those things the OCD gets worse. Basically the best way to describe myself now is: Thomas the man with he/him pronouns, and intimately attracted to men that have a slightly chubby build and guys with glasses and wavy hair. I do feel some attraction to female privates but I don’t want to be intimate with it and the idea of having intimacy with a woman makes me feel uncomfortable. In those situations I only feel comfortable if the person identifies as male. I am uncomfortable at the idea of having a wife and biological kids as I don’t want to pregnate a woman and have felt this way since high school; it’s not the responsibility of being a father that bothers me as I’m open to having a kid as a single dad or with a husband. Also on the subject of a fursona I feel that equines best suit my soul and have been a recurring theme throughout my life. I had dreams of my hands turning into hooves as a kid and once “grazed” on the carpet as a kid and even as an adult I imagine myself making road apples like a horse would do on the road. Black bears are cool but I’m not sold on the idea of being one.
That being said: is there a way to describe a man that is intimately attracted to men that have a slightly chubby build and guys with glasses and wavy hair, with occasional attraction to female privates but not intimacy with a woman and prefers that the person identifies as male? Also the romance aspect of feeling distressed of having a wife and biological kids and prefers to be single or with a husband and maybe adopt?
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Definitely the words of an adult male and not an autistic, teenaged girl.
 
pork and beans said:
to be fair if life doesn't fuck them up, the edgy can be a normal girl lol
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Kind of. And that should be okay. The reason why kids get drawn into this is because they’re a little off. Just enough to be expressive and at risk for people who can use that feeling to lead them down bad roads for the hope they’ll find their place in life.
Julie Newmar said:
For those of you curious about road apples, as I was mere minutes ago, it means shit.

She wants to shit on the road.
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Never mind. The teens who found furry in 2008 mostly wanted an excuse to go to raves and look at porn with the other weird kids who watched Balto one too many times
 
shatterspinel said:
kids who watched Balto one too many times
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Because I've been in education a really long time I've watched these different IPs come and go from the "watch out, weird kid" alert on my own personal radar. Sonic, MLP, Undertale, to name a few. I remember the Balto girl. She just drew wolves all over everything but otherwise left the worksheets blank. That's what all of these kids did. Drew their weird thing, never did the work, identified as "very smart" but pretty much failed every class. Including art because all they would do was draw their weird thing in the same five or so poses regardless of the assignment.
 
sunky said:
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Poon found in the wild on Discord: 34 year old "he/they" on T for 2 years
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Can't hide the feminine eyes even behind sunglasses.
Successfully hiding behind a goitre the absence of a masculine jaw.
Balding, of course. (They largely consider this "affirming", whereas real men dread it).
Terrible pooner-pattern patch-beard stubble. (Some minor credit goes to her here for at least trying to shave off the ridiculous thing).
Jesus, Mary, and the rest, apply some lip balm! The sight of that cracked, arid mess caused my lips starting sympathy-bleeding like a pooner on her period!
 
sunky said:
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Poon found in the wild on Discord: 34 year old "he/they" on T for 2 years
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Sometimes, after all this time in the troon mines, the idea that a woman would do THIS to herself is lost on me. You almost forget how bad it is because you see it so often but just having one of these self induced...qualities would no joke make me kill myself. And it only took two years to do this!
Fat bitches will do anything to excuse being gross except stop eating.
 
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