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Oh god :lit:
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As far as passing goes, sweetie, just…stop. C’mon, get real…it ain’t happening.

You don’t pass as a man. Female, autistic, group home resident? Okay. Chick who’s a methadone clinic frequenter? Perhaps. Dumpy, diesel dyke? Yeah, sure. Some weird, damaged flavor of female gendertard? Definitely. But never as a man- not now, not ever. The sooner you accept that, the better it’ll be for you

Also, your apprehension about going into a men’s room should be a wake-up call. You’re uncomfortable because you *know,* on a real, instinctual level, that you DON’T belong in there. Ask yourself why that is. Maybe it’s because you (on some repressed level) know who you really are, and that it’s all a dumb charade? Or maybe it’s because you feel viscerally intimidated by the idea of being in an intimate space with stronk men as a woman/member of the “weaker sex”? What a deluded loser. She looks like Rosa DeLauro, were she a fat, ugly spic.
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"trans queer disabled artist Ontario" pooner Quill Riker / fruitingbodieswithquill on Instagram posted an incredibly retarded looking outfit. Well, now I'm morbidly curious about how retarded the rest of the outfits at this "queer prom" must look.
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Some of the comments visible from the Instagram video downloader site.
The amount of hate she's getting for dressing like dogshit amuses me greatly.
 
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You don’t pass as a man. Female, autistic, group home resident? Okay. Chick who’s a methadone clinic frequenter? Perhaps. Dumpy, diesel dyke? Yeah, sure. Some weird, damaged flavor of female gendertard? Definitely. But never as a man- not now, not ever. The sooner you accept that, the better it’ll be for you
almost passes as a MTF tranny lol
 
The bathroom thing annoys me, since the trans women can't wait to invade, while trans men all cowards.
Just so obvious, who is male and who is female.

We've all known disabled/old or gay men, nervous about going into the men's restroom. The disabled/old men worry they could get their wallets easily stolen in the big cities; young twink-gay men worried over sexual assault. But guess what? No choice.
They didn't say, HEY I'M SCARED and go to the ladies instead.
Never happened.

These so-called men (pooners) have the right to choose which toilet suits their mood at any given time?
Proof they are not actually men at all.
Cis men get no such privilege, Missy. If you are a man, then MAN UP and act like the rest of us, use the men's restroom as the trans women insist on using the ladies.

Stop being a scared fake-ass bitch and live like the men you claim you are.
 
Well, now I'm morbidly curious about how retarded the rest of the outfits at this "queer prom" must look.
Maybe the queer prom is crackhead themed to raise awareness about the growing homeless population. In this case her outfit gets a 10/10.
 
I'm wondering if there should be a thread of "High Functioning Troons". I keep seeing this damn pooner everywhere, apparently she's been in videos, fashion shows etc. Normies will know her as the NYC waiter dood in the Cashapp commercial. Even in the short version she is instantly clockable. Articles written about her - even GQ has stooped - talk up her hotness(manly hotness, ofc). There are so many similar pooners doing commercials b/horror movies and shit now, way more than mtf's. I can't think of many mtf's that would even fit this category beyond maybe the Congress hons. Anyway, here's - and prepare yourself, for this is a very masculine name - "Giovanni" Luciano. . .
Nigga, that's a lesbian.
 
We actually have one here whom got torn to bits for admitting to trolling for poon-tang on Grindr and such.
No, Jimi Hendrix was given overwhelming approval for his Adventures in Poonerland.


Everyone's favorite femcel is back with another post, you the one who wants to be like a cartoon dog.

Not many comments as of yet but basically she's tired of women invalidating her identity and refusing to date pooner's.
This is 100% refined narcissism on her part.
Many such cases.
 
i have no where else to post this and my less leftist friend are out sick today but it pissed me off so much im just gonna wright and hit post. there's a new person in my friend group who NOT ONLY goes be Kai but shes a Kpop fan, we were talking at lunch and another friend just randomly says " i hate men" and its whatever im not feeling like arguing today but this poonie pipes up and says " yeah, like, we suck"... "WE"?? whos "we" you dont pass your wearing a plastic tail, you have homemade jewellery out the wazoo and you make no effort to look, act or even pretend to be masculine but shes waving that fuck ass blue gay flag that no one uses except for transmasc gays (straight women wanting to be different) seriously fuck this bitch.

anyways have you ever seen an actual male man lover waving this flag? its all just trannys
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This is for all pooners. A married man wakes up early and heads to brunch with some of his closest bros. He heads home, turns on HGTV for a bit until he heads into his workshop to do some leather work. Stitching, sewing etc. With enough of that he decides to tend to his garden for a few hours till his wife comes home, he pours them some wine, he cooks them dinner and at the end of the night they go to bed together. Regardless of this he will always be considered a man. Li'l dood, you could do all these things too but you'll still be a natural born woman.
 
Named “Riot.” Honestly, I couldn’t think of a more appropriate name- this bitch is, indeed, a riot! :lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit:
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“Meowdy”…because that’s a very common greeting among us penis-havers, yesiree! The Berenstain Bears Papa plushie leads me to think that becoming a member of the bear subculture is her troonsition goal.

Also, quick update on the incomparable suit pooner. Never noticed this at first:
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Septum piercing theory strikes again!
 
Named “Riot.” Honestly, I couldn’t think of a more appropriate name- this bitch is, indeed, a riot! :lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit:
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“Meowdy”…because that’s a very common greeting among us penis-havers, yesiree! The Berenstain Bears Papa plushie leads me to think that becoming a member of the bear subculture is her troonsition goal.

Also, quick update on the incomparable suit pooner. Never noticed this at first:
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Septum piercing theory strikes again!
How did you come to notice this tiny detail? I was unable to see through my tears from laughing so hard.
 
“Meowdy”…because that’s a very common greeting among us penis-havers, yesiree! The Berenstain Bears Papa plushie leads me to think that becoming a member of the bear subculture is her troonsition goal.
No, it’s even worse, she’s trying to be about ten years older than she is, hence the MCR shirt/snake bites/bad hair and Pokémon collection. There’s even a beanie baby. It’s so common it just looks like regular internet addiction, but she just needs some invader zim and nightmare before Christmas merch, maybe a pyramid belt
 
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