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Curious, has there been any actually honest research on how the children of pooner "seahorse dads" turn out? I can't imagine a woman having the testosterone levels of a man during pregnancy would be ideal for fetal development.

That question weighs on my mind a lot, seeing that my niece was born to my pooner sister-in-law. Yes, this was well after my sister-in-law pooned out.

I can already tell that my niece is autistic. I honestly wonder what other health complications or mental illnesses will arise later on down the road.
 
I didn't save it unfortunately, but I did stumble on a trans-centered thread on reddit a while ago where this question came up. One person remarked that her daughter was "a little hairier and larger than average", but insisted that she was perfectly healthy
Christ almighty... do you recall how old the daughter was? "A little hairier" can absolutely fuck a girl up on her self-esteem. I've known women who because of either genetics or conditions like PCOS end up with more hair/more visible hair (think like peach fuzz on the upper lip, lower back hair) and they really struggled with it.

The gender bullshit has done irreparable damage to emo/scene/alt girls (and guys). </3
This cannot be overstated. Admittedly, emo/scene/alt cliques have generally been more open minded towards bisexuals/homosexuals and the aesthetic can be pretty androgynous but guys were still guys and girls were still girls. I remember in the 2010s thinking to myself and lamenting that emo girls were never going to be a thing again. Lo and behold, now some zoomers are into the fashion and music but even then, while they might imitate the look and genuinely like the music there are so many anachronisms with them. I think they would shit bricks if someone told them the average ex-emo millennial has used the word "faggot" at some point in their life and that no one ever did this gay pronouns shit on MySpace.

Yes, this was well after my sister-in-law pooned out.
I'm not attacking you and you don't have to say anything that may powerlevel. But why the fuck did your brother allow that to happen? He's the one who could've given her the tough love "don't be a retard" talk. Did you or anyone else in your family ever speak up about her pre-pooning? How can you tell your niece is autistic?
 
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But why the fuck did your brother allow that to happen? He's the one who could've given her the tough love "don't be a retard" talk. Did you or anyone else in your family ever speak up about her pre-pooning?

My brother has downed the entire fucking pitcher of kool-aid. We have given my brother the talk about the whole thing, it clearly didn't work, and both he and my sister-in-law have actually threatened to cut us off once or twice.

How can you tell your niece is autistic?

She seems to be a much pickier eater than my other nieces and nephews, to the point that it actually threatened her health. It would not shock me at all if she was actually diagnosed with autism in a few years.
 
My brother has downed the entire fucking pitcher of kool-aid. We have given my brother the talk about the whole thing, it clearly didn't work, and both he and my sister-in-law have actually threatened to cut us off once or twice.
Sounds like they're taking advice straight from Reddit. I am truly sorry for your loss.
 
I didn't save it unfortunately, but I did stumble on a trans-centered thread on reddit a while ago where this question came up. One person remarked that her daughter was "a little hairier and larger than average", but insisted that she was perfectly healthy. I recall another person on that same thread gleefully talking about "we're evolving the next stage of the human race" by producing "sexless"/"nonbinary" babies (don't remember the exact way they phrased it).

Basically, there was a lot of "it's not happening" ("My daughter came out PERFECTLY NORMAL, take that transphobes!") and "it's happening and it's a good thing" (the evolving the next stage of the human race/abolishing sex comments). So just as deranged as you would expect.
Goddamnit, you made me go digging around on r/seahorse_dads. Here's one: a pair of pooners slathering testosterone on their female bodies caused their baby to have pubes.

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Also saw several posts from women who could be featured on I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, taking testosterone well into their 2nd and even 3rd trimesters because they somehow didn't notice the baby growing inside of them. One thread which I didn't screenshot completely minimized the risks and can be boiled down to several commenters stating "it might maybe possibly cause enlarged genitals or an intersex condition but so what! Intersex is no big deal!"

Also came across this idiot and equally idiotic commenters who seem to believe it's possible for two XX people to make a baby.

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Yeah we're fucked as a species.

Edit to add: let me throw in a funny one I encountered while looking for crazy preggo poons to lighten the mood on this otherwise depressing post.

Apparently the men of r/testosterone regularly complain about and mock pooners. I didn't find that (tbf didn't look very hard either) but I did find this obvious pooner—confirmed via post history—who they told to man up. I don't think they realized she's a she.

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Replies were all mostly sincere. But these two were lol

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Goddamnit, you made me go digging around on r/seahorse_dads. Here's one: a pair of pooners slathering testosterone on their female bodies caused their baby to have pubes.

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Also saw several posts from women who could be featured on I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, taking testosterone well into their 2nd and even 3rd trimesters because they somehow didn't notice the baby growing inside of them. One thread which I didn't screenshot completely minimized the risks and can be boiled down to several commenters stating "it might maybe possibly cause enlarged genitals or an intersex condition but so what! Intersex is no big deal!"

Also came across this idiot and equally idiotic commenters who seem to believe it's possible for two XX people to make a baby.

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Yeah we're fucked as a species.
Newborn babies with pubic hair.... This experiment cannot end soon enough.

Also the note the good goy language "my husband (transmale) is the gestational parent".

MOTHER. The word for this is MOTHER and she's taking steroids while pregnant.
 
Curious, has there been any actually honest research on how the children of pooner "seahorse dads" turn out? I can't imagine a woman having the testosterone levels of a man during pregnancy would be ideal for fetal development.

A lot of babies had by "seahorse dads" also end up having various degrees of retardation and skull deformities.
 
Now I'm really worried.

Mind linking some sources that I can read?
There is a thread on seahorse """"""dads""""". There is also that one crazy pooner who made kindergarten level trinkets she tried to sell on etsy that had a baby with issues that she seemed neglectful of but I don't remember her name. And another that was posted a few times in some threads that had a baby with a fuck off huge head we all speculated was caused by mom's juicing.
 
This cannot be overstated. Admittedly, emo/scene/alt cliques have generally been more open minded towards bisexuals/homosexuals and the aesthetic can be pretty androgynous but guys were still guys and girls were still girls. I remember in the 2010s thinking to myself and lamenting that emo girls were never going to be a thing again. Lo and behold, now some zoomers are into the fashion and music but even then, while they might imitate the look and genuinely like the music there are so many anachronisms with them. I think they would shit bricks if someone told them the average ex-emo millennial has used the word "faggot" at some point in their life and that no one ever did this gay pronouns shit on MySpace.
It's always so retarted. Like the main idea behind emo/scene, as far as my knowledge goes it's supposed to be that "I'm very sad because I'm lonely because society doesn't understand me or something". In itself it is such a vague description that it might fit literally every single person on the planet, especially when you are a teenager. However, for those people "being different" must always 1000% percent mean that it must be about being a faggot or tranny. Outside of those two groups of people, no one ever felt like they "didn't belong" and stuff
 
It's always so retarted. Like the main idea behind emo/scene, as far as my knowledge goes it's supposed to be that "I'm very sad because I'm lonely because society doesn't understand me or something". In itself it is such a vague description that it might fit literally every single person on the planet, especially when you are a teenager. However, for those people "being different" must always 1000% percent mean that it must be about being a faggot or tranny. Outside of those two groups of people, no one ever felt like they "didn't belong" and stuff
Exactly. Its an expression of teenage rebellion which for the most part is natural and good for people those ages as it helps them develop a sense of individuality and independence. Trannies just have to make everything about themselves, look at how they re-interpret shit like The Matrix, Fallout: New Vegas, etc. Isn't it odd how the Troonowskis said The Matrix was all just a troon allegory literally decades after the movie was released and after they booth trooned out?
 
Exactly. Its an expression of teenage rebellion which for the most part is natural and good for people those ages as it helps them develop a sense of individuality and independence. Trannies just have to make everything about themselves, look at how they re-interpret shit like The Matrix, Fallout: New Vegas, etc. Isn't it odd how the Troonowskis said The Matrix was all just a troon allegory literally decades after the movie was released and after they booth trooned out?

I love the original Matrix film and I hate that every time I bring it up or even watch it alone I either get some annoying comment about how the brothers who directed are ACTUALLY Heckin valid troon sisters and the whole story is a TRANS ALLEGORY

It genuinely makes me MATI. It’s not like the movie is ruined for me, since it’s obviously all the gender shit was projected onto it in hindsight, but I’m just annoyed that such a classic sci fi thriller has been colonized by the worst people in the world.
 
I love the original Matrix film and I hate that every time I bring it up or even watch it alone I either get some annoying comment about how the brothers who directed are ACTUALLY Heckin valid troon sisters and the whole story is a TRANS ALLEGORY

It genuinely makes me MATI. It’s not like the movie is ruined for me, since it’s obviously all the gender shit was projected onto it in hindsight, but I’m just annoyed that such a classic sci fi thriller has been colonized by the worst people in the world.
In a hilariously unintentional way, the Matrix series (and the Troonowskis themselves) do end up being a sort've trans allegory; the first film was great, and then everything they ever made after was bad and retarded. Sense8 was their tranny malum opus. The fact that "redpill" will forever have a right wing connotation is a form of cosmic justice.

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Sorry girls, but no amount of surgery will spare you from the Polish plumber physiognomy.
 
My favourite thing about the Wachowskis trooning out is that Polish surnames are gendered, so they misgender themselves. And Larry got into it first through BDSM shit with Ilsa Strix, Buck Angel's ex, so the only pooner in the situation got cucked. Pooners always lose out.

To be fair to them, I think there is a good argument to be made for The Matrix as a trans allegory, but I don't think they'd like my interpretation: Cypher is a washed up pathetic bald dude who's noticeably older than the rest of the crew, and is the only one to misspell his name in a kewl edgy way that was already dated in 1999. He's trying and failing to be hip and cool and having a mid life crisis.
He lusts over a piece of fantasy meat, and needs blue pills to maintain his fantasy - an allegory for porn addiction and Viagra - and wants to live forever in his coomer fantasy world.
When his friends don't affirm his delusions and won't join him in his fantasy, he flips his shit and kills them or reports them to the authorities. Cypher is the perfect troon representation, and still more sympathetic, better looking and less creepy than most real life troons.
 
Now I'm really worried.

Mind linking some sources that I can read?
There was one named pigeonsandfries that Exulansic covered. Her daughter, Salem, was born with a massive dent in her head and was completely non verbal whereas most babies have their baby chatter. It was all due to testosterone in utero.
 
Goddamnit, you made me go digging around on r/seahorse_dads. Here's one: a pair of pooners slathering testosterone on their female bodies caused their baby to have pubes.
Fuck T-gel pooners, getting roid goop on everything from people to pets to BABIES. Inject yourself and keep that shit inside your body.
 
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