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Criticallacitirc said:
Boy pussy is used by gay men in a tongue in cheek way, it doesn't come from fiction....they're talking about someone's ass. Unfortunately pooners come in and think its about them, like all Trans individuals do.
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I mostly hear “boy pussy”, “bussy” from terminally online places, tumblr fandom etc. ya know places where troons go. Never heard a real gay man use that term.
 
Billy Hargrove said:
I mostly hear “boy pussy”, “bussy” from terminally online places, tumblr fandom etc. ya know places where troons go. Never heard a real gay man use that term.
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Before women started trying to insert themselves into Ru Paul's Drag Race, and just watched it instead, it meant a fag's asshole. Like only super flaming faggots ever said it. Which is who these straight girls larping as homosexual men mostly emulate.
 
Smellee Cat said:
My argument is that it should just be a pooner thread. How is this vs that when they both “make fun of them for how they look and call them gross”?
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This thread started as a place for posting pooner art but has (d)evolved into general pooner discussion, so that makes sense. We need more pooner art.
 
Heinrich Maneuver said:
I haven't looked into her a lot but there's a lot of stuff about some 'ex boyfriend' (or fiance?) who was 'abusing' her, any insight as to if this was a school relationship gone sour and baby's first breakup?

There's this video by some lesbian discussing her 'parasocial' thing with Wilbur but its very PC and doesn't address the big ol glaring pooner issue. I find it so funny she has a crush on Wilbur and frets over 'not knowing his sexuality'. Please, he may act like a faggot but that man hunts BPD box for sport, go shower and you might have a chance you crazy groupie lmfao.
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She did have a boyfriend in school for a rather short period of time, he was a pretty kind guy, geeky kinda dude. I don’t remember anything about him abusing her.
 
Magic Pickle said:
A straight girl suffers the typical straight girl problem of finding men attractive but lacking as actual companions. I find misandry especially amusing out of TiFs because if you find men to be the more loathsome of the sexes, why are you trying so hard to impersonate them? But never shall logic and pronoun priority coexist in the same mind.
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Any other ftms struggle with being sexually attracted to men but not liking men?​

So I've come to terms with the fact that I am sexually attracted to men. My brain wants dick and I'm trying to cope with it. My threshold for being sexually attracted to a woman has gotten higher and higher over time and a lot of the time I need to get some drinks in me to start flirting with one.
When it comes to dating, I don't like cis men. They're fine as friends. But I have yet to have a positive dating/sexual experience with a cis dude. I can't believe in this year 2026 I actually went on a date with a guy who didn't ask me a single damn question. My lived experience affirms a lot of the stuff I see straight women complaining about on social media. And when it comes to sex it feels like it's the norm for men to not listen, to push boundaries, and to completely center their penises and their own wants during the whole thing. And I don't need to hear "not all men" because first of all, stop centering them. This is not about theoretical good guys existing somewhere out in the universe.
When I'm on these dating apps looking at men, my gut feeling is that I don't want to date them. I don't want them in my house and I don't want to meet them for brunch. I am dating for partnership, for companionship. But I keep gravitating to women for that and it doesn't feel fair to match with a woman who I probably won't be sexually attracted to. I feel like my best option is like a lavender partnership or something.
Is anyone else in this boat?
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This reminds me of a pooner I saw on Tumblr once (who also claimed to be a practicing Muslim and quoted the Quran, lmao) who at one point mentioned that she was "#finally starting to pass as a man #i think it's the beard"... and then a dozen or so posts later reblogged someone complaining about men leaving sexual comments and tagged it as "#i hate men".

She also had a psychotic hatred of White people (she claimed to be from a Palestinian background and blamed Israel on "White colonizers" rather than the reality of Jewish supremacists/ethnonationalists), up to and including salivating about "white on white violence" during the whole Trump-wants-to-annex-Canada saga, referring to Whites as "Yakubian filth", declaring that White people have no souls/are demons and that most of them "will not see Heaven", posting graphic fantasies about how White colonizers will "get their skin peeled off in Hell", and in general blaming everything you can possibly think of (from climate change to wars to poverty to Islamic terrorism to her posts not being reblogged enough to Palestinian go-fund-mes she promoted not receiving donations) on "crackers"/racism.

Possibly the funniest part of her blog wasn't even the pooner stuff though; it was a post where she said she complained to her therapist about racism, to which her therapist gently suggested that she was being paranoid. Our 100% halal Pally-Pooner then declared that her therapist was simply dismissing "the anti-Arab racism I face every day", which hilariously enough just proved her therapist right about her being borderline schizophrenic. She even had a deranged post declaring that her "white-passing" sister and mother were ignorant of the racism she faced because they mostly dismissed her claims of racism, once again proving that this bitch is literally just hallucinating racism to explain why people give her weird looks or find her unpleasant, and then getting angry when people don't affirm her delusions.

She apparently lives in Quebec and also plans to "destroy Canada and all settler-colonial states" and "free Turtle Island", and anyone who resists this "can join us or die with it, cracker!". I recall a deranged post where she reblogged someone saying that "the only place white people have in the revolution is shielding us with your bodies". Also has serious heart health problems (which I'm sure aren't helped by the obvious rage issues, paranoia, perpetual victimhood, and an HRT addiction) that she went to the hospital for at least twice since 2023 (for tachycardia, if I recall correctly). Also publicly stated on her blog that she "was seriously close to giving up", generally hated the world, and felt nothing but rage and deadness.

I'd honestly be worried about her launching some kind of terrorist/murder-suicide attack. It would certainly fit the recent pattern of both trannies and Muslims going on shooting sprees. I have to say, a BPD French Canadian Palestinian pooner Muslimah snapping and going on a rampage would certainly make one hell of a headline.
 
Cane Skretteburg said:
Just as mtfs are unable to shake their male desire to have sex with everything, the ftm is unable to shake the female urge to use social media to smugly talk down to people and rub their perceived moral superiority in everyone’s faces.
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Bioessentialism is real
ur_mom_lmaoooo said:
'd honestly be worried about her launching some kind of terrorist/murder-suicide attack. It would certainly fit the recent pattern of both trannies and Muslims going on shooting sprees. I have to say, a BPD French Canadian Palestinian pooner Muslimah snapping and going on a rampage would certainly make one hell of a headline.
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i don't think there's any foid that managed to actually commit noteworthy terrorist attack in history. I wished someone succeeded but unfortunately see above
 
Heinrich Maneuver said:
I haven't looked into her a lot but there's a lot of stuff about some 'ex boyfriend' (or fiance?) who was 'abusing' her, any insight as to if this was a school relationship gone sour and baby's first breakup?

There's this video by some lesbian discussing her 'parasocial' thing with Wilbur but its very PC and doesn't address the big ol glaring pooner issue. I find it so funny she has a crush on Wilbur and frets over 'not knowing his sexuality'. Please, he may act like a faggot but that man hunts BPD box for sport, go shower and you might have a chance you crazy groupie lmfao.
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How Monkey's Paw coded is this?
You are a sleazy online celeb. You get a ridiculously devoted fangirl who is willing to do anything for you.
Except it's an obese pooner with a neckbeard.

Honestly, it's the most amusing thing ever. I especially love her female type behavior and the way she expresses herself. It's so obvious no man, no matter how much of a flamer, it would be.
Also, fretting over the celeb's sexuality is funny, because of the whole conundrum of "he has to be the kind of gay who likes hairy titties and a mutated vagina".
 
I (thankfully) have no idea who any of these people are but this video about a fat ugly pooner named Tyler Catastrophe being obsessed with a celebrity and the whole internet roasting her for it landed in my YouTube algorithm.

 
"Gay men who don't want to sleep with women are beneath us" -- pooner to other pooner

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Cane Skretteburg said:
Just as mtfs are unable to shake their male desire to have sex with everything, the ftm is unable to shake the female urge to use social media to smugly talk down to people and rub their perceived moral superiority in everyone’s faces.
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Here's an example of their way of thinking, in case anyone is doubting this:
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ur_mom_lmaoooo said:
She apparently lives in Quebec and also plans to "destroy Canada and all settler-colonial states" and "free Turtle Island", and anyone who resists this "can join us or die with it, cracker!".
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She must hate the new Quebec secularism law that demands that no display of religion - that means ALL religions - are permissible in public. They cannot wear a niqab or visibly religious garb. I also find it amusing that Canada was founded on stolen land, but that she had to run here because her own land was being stolen by Jews, but that it's OK for her to do it to First Nations because she's brown and not an ethnonationalist, despite being an ethnonationalist.
 
Chandelier said:
She must hate the new Quebec secularism law that demands that no display of religion - that means ALL religions - are permissible in public. They cannot wear a niqab or visibly religious garb. I also find it amusing that Canada was founded on stolen land, but that she had to run here because her own land was being stolen by Jews, but that it's OK for her to do it to First Nations because she's brown and not an ethnonationalist, despite being an ethnonationalist.
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I remember thinking this as well. How the fuck is an Arab living in Canada unironically complaining about stolen land and settler-colonialism? Do you not see the hypocrisy? If you care so much about "decolonization", then get the fuck off of First Nations' lands and fuck off to Lebanon or Jordan.

She won't though, because despite claiming to hate "crackers" and LARPing as a Muslim in an attempt to perform her heritage, she's clearly been fully converted to Western-style leftism, including feminism and LGBT rights, and she's not about to give that up, even as she hates the white people who developed these concepts and legal systems in the first place.
 
Billy Hargrove said:
I mostly hear “boy pussy”, “bussy” from terminally online places, tumblr fandom etc. ya know places where troons go. Never heard a real gay man use that term.
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It‘s so weird to use female anatomical terms for real men. I don’t think that‘s a thing real gay men say.

Potato Burrito said:
I (thankfully) have no idea who any of these people are but this video about a fat ugly pooner named Tyler Catastrophe being obsessed with a celebrity and the whole internet roasting her for it landed in my YouTube algorithm.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ogz1TpTJ0qQ
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Heterosexual woman weirdly obsessed with a celebrity. I hope Wilbur has good security.
 
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