📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Izdaja Slika]

Vaginectomy only seals shut the vaginal canal but ofc they have to leave behind the tissue (labia/vulva? Idk) for scrotoplasty so unless you're up close its a bit hard to tell that I've had it done.

This means that a surgeon sewed shut this woman's vaginal canal not because the surgeon was a depraved Nazi villain in a 1970s Holocaustsploitation film about punishing sexually deviant women, but instead is a real surgeon and the woman asked for it to be done.

I was gaming with my friend who I have not told im trans, and we started kind of play arguing. I called him bald and he said ‘brother you look like a woman’.

Pooner must have rolled a natural 20 on her Wis and Con saves because the fact that she did not have every molecule in her brain explode at the speed of light and only took half damage from those six words of annihilation is deadass mind boggling.

Note that telling a pooner she looks like a woman when you know she is a pooner and she knows you know, is nowhere near as devastating as telling her she looks like a woman when you don't know (or she thinks you don't know) that she is, in fact, a woman. I admire her aping of masculinity by drinking away her emotional problems.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Little Pooner trying very hard to look like a Real Boy. Frankly, Pinocchio had a better chance.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

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Little Pooner trying very hard to look like a Real Boy. Frankly, Pinocchio had a better chance.

Why did that 12 year old boys parents allow him to get tattoos?

 

[Big Shot]

Jax

100% guaranteed she picked her pooner firstname after Jax from Digital Circus (Tumblrbait mean sexyman)


Pooner choose a normal fucking name not from a children's show challenge (impossible)

 

[Walnut Pound Cake]

100% guaranteed she picked her pooner firstname after Jax from Digital Circus (Tumblrbait mean sexyman)

And her last name is the vampire from Baldur's Gate 3.



Now to figure out if Michel is her trying to skinwalk her middle school crush or from another pooner approved piece of media.

 

[JED]

And her last name is the vampire from Baldur's Gate 3.

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Now to figure out if Michel is her trying to skinwalk her middle school crush or from another pooner approved piece of media.

99% bet it's Michael Afton from FNAF

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Other than that it is mostly just a bunch of pooners asking if they can go stealth or not. What are your thoughts?

Reinforces my view that a large chunk of poopers are just ugly women that can't deal with it and decided to become men to escape.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Next, we have a true and honest African Kang. King-Malik is a 37 year old Primal Top, Trans Man, Transgender, Sadomasochist, Dominant Sadist. She is queer, sapiosexual and demisexual and goes by He/Him pronouns. She only just started her journey into gender euphoria, as she received her first dose of testosterone only in late January.

Here is her profile text. Bolding not mine.

"I want to be the reason you lose control.

I am a 243 lb Primal Top looking for a partner who craves a heavy, deliberate presence. My dominance isn't about cruelty; it's about consuming you. I want to explore the dark, heavy spaces of play with you—CNC, beating, breath play—but always wrapped in the safety of absolute trust and aftercare.

What I Am Looking For
I am exclusively seeking AFAB Femmes and AFAB Sissy Trans Men.

• Body: I have a deep appreciation for all body sizes. Bring me your body exactly as it is.
• Age: 18-30 preferred.
• Reciprocation: I am not here just to serve; I am here to share. I need a partner who wants to explore and worship my body just as ravenously as I will yours.

The Menu

• Pain: Slapping, Choking, Impact, Spitting, Spanking, Hitting, CNC (with time)
• Pleasure: Pussy Worship is my religion. I want to learn every inch of you.
• Intimacy: Limits are respected. Safe words are respected. Aftercare is promised.

Hard Limits: No urine, scat, or blood."

Typical dyke behavior

 

[brownsuagrbubbletea]

this has probably been said before but i'm wondering about this weird phenomenon amongst pooners who simply don't wanna be male even though thats clearly what they claim to be. Like i'm probably in the very rare minority here but i feel like i'd be a bit more respectful to said pooners if they actually took in the effort to appear you know a man but they don't.

mainly typing this based on a recent interaction within a friend of a friend's online group and they were going on about how they are totes a man but will never get rid of their pussy and its like "oh so not a man" and than they went on about how they miss being feminine because of attention they got.


i also can't help but notice that a decent amount of pooners act like so immature in normal interactions like the middle school syndrome is drilled hard into pooners brains.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

this has probably been said before but i'm wondering about this weird phenomenon amongst pooners who simply don't wanna be male even though thats clearly what they claim to be. Like i'm probably in the very rare minority here but i feel like i'd be a bit more respectful to said pooners if they actually took in the effort to appear you know a man but they don't.

mainly typing this based on a recent interaction within a friend of a friend's online group and they were going on about how they are totes a man but will never get rid of their pussy and its like "oh so not a man" and than they went on about how they miss being feminine because of attention they got.


i also can't help but notice that a decent amount of pooners act like so immature in normal interactions like the middle school syndrome is drilled hard into pooners brains.

That's because these girls don't want to be boys. They want to be popular, powerful, rebellious and so unique. They just got the idea that pooning out will achieve those things. It won't. To be fair maybe better popularity and some social power in very certain circles but overall it will just make them highly freaky. Some might enjoy it for while but eventually everyone will want easy breezy young lady life back.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

It's like Abigail Shrier said, they're "fleeing womanhood" but they don't want to be men. They just don't want to be women. Whether that's because they don't want to be adults, or because they associate being a woman with being sexually abused or whatever the fuck.

 

[Your old Livejournal]

this has probably been said before but i'm wondering about this weird phenomenon amongst pooners who simply don't wanna be male even though thats clearly what they claim to be. Like i'm probably in the very rare minority here but i feel like i'd be a bit more respectful to said pooners if they actually took in the effort to appear you know a man but they don't.

mainly typing this based on a recent interaction within a friend of a friend's online group and they were going on about how they are totes a man but will never get rid of their pussy and its like "oh so not a man" and than they went on about how they miss being feminine because of attention they got.


i also can't help but notice that a decent amount of pooners act like so immature in normal interactions like the middle school syndrome is drilled hard into pooners brains.

I've seen that too firsthand. Without giving too much away, but on some other site I have several self-proclaimed pooners following me (it's a fandom space, so go figure). Not only are they all giving themselves the softest sounding male names, but they're also all huge into joseimuke media, every single one of them. None have what you would call male interests, they're not even engaging with the games they play in a male way (e.g. tryharding or theory crafting, etc.) Hell, me doing mmo progression raiding in my younger days makes me more "male" than those hecking valid dudes.

I honestly don't get it. Why can't they just accept that they're run-off-the-mill girls? There's nothing bad about that, and they're not even longing to be different from how they are now. But nope, they're not girls, they're manly man reading romance manga, sure.

 

[Syikeblade]

I've seen that too firsthand. Without giving too much away, but on some other site I have several self-proclaimed pooners following me (it's a fandom space, so go figure). Not only are they all giving themselves the softest sounding male names, but they're also all huge into joseimuke media, every single one of them. None have what you would call male interests, they're not even engaging with the games they play in a male way (e.g. tryharding or theory crafting, etc.) Hell, me doing mmo progression raiding in my younger days makes me more "male" than those hecking valid dudes.

I honestly don't get it. Why can't they just accept that they're run-off-the-mill girls? There's nothing bad about that, and they're not even longing to be different from how they are now. But nope, they're not girls, they're manly man reading romance manga, sure.

I've noticed on Reddit they often want to be seen as feminine gay men.
My theory is that these type of pooner's want to avoid the responsibilities of adulthood of womanhood and manhood, and see gay men as having a pseudo- eternal teenage lifestyle with lots of easy sex.
After all no expects gay men to do anything other than get aids and stuff.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I've noticed on Reddit they often want to be seen as feminine gay men.
My theory is that these type of pooner's want to avoid the responsibilities of adulthood of womanhood and manhood, and see gay men as having a pseudo- eternal teenage lifestyle with lots of easy sex.
After all no expects gay men to do anything other than get aids and stuff.

This is a big part of it, it seems.
TERFy journoid Jo Bartosch interviews ex-pooners and they explain it all: https://fairerdisputations.org/fanfic-to-gay-man/

Basically they all got into yaoi and porn and broke their brains.

 

[Syikeblade]

Figured I'd post this here, a ftm asks gay men if they're down to date someone like her. While complaining about the gay lifestyle, it goes as well as you'd think.



Unlike allies these guys tell her flat out NO




It's never enough to respect their identity you MUST have sex with them to affirm them as well.




And as usual the reality of sex pisses her off, saying that she should just find a bi man to date her implies she's not a real man.




It'll never not be funny how ftm are incel towards gay men because of yaoi

 

[Kokonut Kangs Klan]

Figured I'd post this here, a ftm asks gay men if they're down to date someone like her. While complaining about the gay lifestyle, it goes as well as you'd think.

ive been on testosterone for over 2 years and i pass as a cis guy easily. you wouldn’t be able to tell unless i told you

The man in question (from Oct 9 2025 and Jan 1 2023):

anderthecat / SilkCraft / SilkCraftLive / ndrttn / andrettn / Allygamer883 ​

This reddit post links to a youtube account named SilkCraft posting cringe videos about how she can't compete with True & Honest Gamers:

Spoiler: links and more

Several other usernames are linked to this Minecraft account (namemc / archive):

twitch
deviantart (archive)
IG
troonsky

 

[Julie Newmar]

The man in question (from Oct 9 2025 and Jan 1 2023):

anderthecat / SilkCraft / SilkCraftLive / ndrttn / andrettn / Allygamer883 ​

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This reddit post links to a youtube account named SilkCraft posting cringe videos about how she can't compete with True & Honest Gamers:
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Spoiler: links and more

Several other usernames are linked to this Minecraft account (namemc / archive):
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twitch
deviantart (archive)
IG
troonsky
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“You wouldn’t be able to tell unless I told you.”

Honey, you look like a 17 year old soft masc lesbian. The softest of all of them. You just know she’s 5’4” and weighs 115 lbs.

 

[Eva Braun]

This is a big part of it, it seems.
TERFy journoid Jo Bartosch interviews ex-pooners and they explain it all: https://fairerdisputations.org/fanfic-to-gay-man/

Basically they all got into yaoi and porn and broke their brains.

When Laura began identifying as trans at sixteen, after reading about “gender identity” on Tumblr, she did not want to be a straight man. Gay men, she felt, seemed “healthier and more loving.” More than anything, she wanted to be “treated with humanity and loved for my mind and personality.”

Actual gay (hookup) culture has NOTHING to do with any of these cutesy buzzwords.

 

[Syikeblade]

Actual gay (hookup) culture has NOTHING to do with any of these cutesy buzzwords.

Because they get it from yaoi and feminism.
They're taught to believe that men will abuse their girlfriends and don't see them as human.
So straight relationships are always unequal, but men can defend themselves, in their heads gay male 'love' is superior.

 

[Big Shot]

Porn addiction seems to hit women harder. Even the ones who read straight erotica lose their grip on reality and shamelessly start talking about werewolf cock in front of their coworkers, or about getting milked at the morning glory farms under their legal name on TikTok.

The threshold of porn consumption before becoming detached from reality seems much lower for women. Even more ridiculous is when they try to lie to themselves and other people by calling their softcore porn romance novels or romantasy films