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I wish straight men would stop sticking their dicks in pooners while calling themselves gay.

I mean, I respect the game but it's getting to be real annyoing for homosexuals. I don't want to stick my dick into a hairy woman.
 
Owner of a Lonely Hole said:
Because they’re women?
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You haven't seen any of the troons on here?
sunky said:
Random pooner I found on some retarded Discord server.
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She looks like an AGP troon who's on hard drugs, what's with that chin? It's a good thing women are physically weaker than men even when on steroids because istg sometimes pooners end up looking visually more horrifying than a lot of troons.

Anyways, have r/transmanlifehacks been posted here? Yet another subreddit dedicated toward pooners trying to pass, say what you want about pooners but there's more communities compared to troons when it comes to actually trying to take transitioning seriously and trying to be a "stealth" cis man.
Of course, that doesn't mean anything if your whole community is built off delusional and denial.
Just going on the front page alone and you're already greeted with a pooner showing the blisters she got from her pooner tape
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Other than that it is mostly just a bunch of pooners asking if they can go stealth or not. What are your thoughts?
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Some notable text posts.
How comes pooners always love to knit? I don't like knitting personally and most of the women I met also didn't have knitting as a hobby, yet these pooners end up with the most stereotypical feminine hobby there is.
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Knitting Sweaters
hello! i am a trans man and have not yet gotten top- surgery, and i love knitting. i am planning on knitting a sweater but the difference in my bust measurement is 8cm, and without my binder i am one size larger than with my binder, should 9 knit the smaller size or the larger, as most of the time i will be wearing my binder out of the house.
Classic tranny neuroticism.
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Some behavioural tips on making your face appear more masculine
Just a few tips I've learnt throughout the years to help make my facial language look more masculine. All habits that can take some time to learn, but when you do, they become automatic.

  • Keeping your eyes more relaxed, not wide open. Obviously not too relaxed so that you look high, just a little bit.
  • Keeping your jaw slightly open, but your lips closed. Generally makes your face look a little bit longer and more masculine. Again, only keep your jaw open in a relaxed way and not too much.
  • Move your head in a firmer way, as example when nodding or shaking your head. Makes you look more confident and "in-charge", generally reads more masculine.
  • Not exaggerating your facial expressions, keep them more relaxed. Maybe it makes you seem boring or less engaged, but it does help you look more masculine.
  • In general, looking a little bit tired can help make your face look more masculine. That, in combination with masculine body language.
(edit) Also, keeping your eyebrows low, not lifting them very often. For me it helped to keep my face tilted downwards slightly, but all of this generally depends on your face.
Spoiler alert: That Imposter Syndrome will never go away. It's the reward you get for transitioning.
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Just wanted to highlight these two in particular because it's telling.
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In Feb I’ll be 2 years on T now, started will gel and went on injections during the year and a half mark. I’m satisfied with my transition so far, I don’t get misgendered as often but still happens once in a while. Was finally able to get rid of the toxic masculinity that I instilled upon myself and accept that I’m a naturally feminine guy, I like colorful shit and tight fitted tops. That doesn’t make me less of a man, just a fun one.
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It. Never. Fails. Every time a pooner transitions, they will eventually start talking about how they got rid of their "toxic masculinity" and came to the conclusion they are a feminine man, They can only accept being a woman if they call themselves a man.
I'm a tomboy who started off as a tomboy, who then later tried experimenting with feminine clothes and hobbies, only to naturally come back to a tomboy style: there's true liberation once you shed the idea of having a fixed "identity". You can't escape womanhood. You can't escape how men might treat you, how women might treat you, you can't buy into an aesthetic anyone else can buy into while simultaneously claiming to its your "authentic self". You might be a girly girl now and later grow up to be a tomboy, you might be a tomboy then grow up to be a girly girl, you might remain the same even after trying out new material, either way you are a woman. YWNBAM. SO many women try to escape themselves by adopting into a subculture or aesthetic that they can escape into. Men do this too but imo women do it more than men do. A lot of womens fashion and politicals is to singal to other women how they feel. Pooners are the ultimate form of NLOGs.
Pooner wants to know if she can wear a dildo when playing contact sports with other men, this won't end badly I am sure.
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Packing during a contact sport?
**not sure this is the right flare. I am looking advice for my dick staying in my pants during my sport so i can stay stealth, thanks!

I’m joining a full contact sport, leaving out details because I am stealth.

I currently pack with Axolom Au Natural or a sock (super rare, but better than nothing)— it does the job and I’m not really looking for advice there. I usually just put my packer in a makeshift joey packing pouch (if i’m wearing boxers), but it stays in place in my boxer briefs.

I have a few ideas; i.e. jockstrap under my underwear, compression shorts over my underwear, double underwear, but I am looking for more suggestions. The sport I am playing is very grab heavy, and I do not want to be in a position where my dick is shifting, or moving strangely— or god forbid falling out my pants.

I am not a huge fan of packing underwear, because they always feel like woman’s boy shorts that have an area to put stuff, if that makes sense.

Any suggestions are appreciated.
One of the comments links to this site dedicated to selling pooner accessories. Even their jockstraps can't help but come across as feminine!
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I tried to look into her history due to the fact this post was made 5 months ago but of course she has it hidden. Funny how the Redditors who are the most likely to bring up your post history unprompted are the ones using this "hide your post history" feature the most.

And lastly, a pooner wants to know if her bag stops her from passing. All the comments reassure her that she totes passes.
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Someone here mentioned pooners loving Depeche Mode, is it yet another band that became normiefied in TikTok /doomscroller "alt" communities? I never listened to them before but zoomer trannies seeminly only get into certain music once it is trending in their online alt spaces. My music got called "TikTok music" by a boomer, I can never forgive the Chinease for that retarded app.
 
Toxic BRAAAAP Mask said:
Let's check her other articles, you might remember the first one...
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It really doesn't surprise me to see that so many pooners have now attached themselves to Heated Rivalry, and are wondering if it's 'gender affirming' to watch a younger Quentin Tarantino and a frog-looking Hapa fuck.

BTW, the pooners talking confidently about gay male sexuality and how it represents them are the same ones posting author's notes like these on their fanworks:
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I guess identifying as a man didn't give you the abortion rights you wanted, eh?
Toxic BRAAAAP Mask said:
Seen this a few times today. :cryblood:Might make a good meme in more creative hands lol
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She should be deported to Venezuela for looking like a cross between Ethan Hawke and Nick Rekeita. I'm sure women would love to go down on sandpaper vagina that smells awful due to testosterone poisoning.
 
Eva Braun said:
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Im a cis passing except im not. What does she think passing means? Delusional
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For people who aren't going to look at screencaps, I want to quote something:

"I felt so much euphoria finally getting to be the hood motherfucker patron saint of switchblade fights type guy I always wanted to be"

The above sentence was produced by a human female in the 21st century who is allowed to vote.

deermeat said:
Some behavioural tips on making your face appear more masculine
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These "tips" pale in comparison to "be born male", which is a waaaay easier method to get a masculine face. The males don't even have to try.
 
deermeat said:
I can never forgive the Chinease for that retarded app.
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Just like the Soviets, they will destroy us from within, exploiting our own self-indulgent brain-rot.

Also, every hairstyle in your post makes me fedpostingly-angry. TBD (total broccoli-head death)!

*sorry for the double-post; combining posts ex-post-facto doesn't work well on my potato-phone.
 
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Funny inter-community drama today. "Femboy" pooner is now taking testosterone and devestated and dysphoric at how it's making her masculine. Her and other lil poons are fighting in the comments saying they're still valid men and the dysphoria is the same as "cis femboys".

A lot are also calling her out and making fun of her.

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Funny inter-community drama today. "Femboy" pooner is now taking testosterone and devestated and dysphoric at how it's making her masculine. Her and other lil poons are fighting in the comments saying they're still valid men and the dysphoria is the same as "cis femboys".

A lot are also calling her out and making fun of her.

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