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"yes i AM the shortest dog in this pic but the tea is that i have topped every man to my right and to my left and the beautiful trans woman holding on to our leashes so like "
Every homosocial boys-only club needs the obligatory pickmeisha to be complete. Her sole purpose is to jerk them off all day long, validate their fragile male egos and destroy any ounce of self respect and femininity she has left to make them feel better about themselves. She thinks one day they will see her as one of the boys but she will never be anything more than a joke and they all know it.

Many such cases.
 
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a woman who doesn't feel any need to pretend she's not a woman (...yet!) explains:

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Billy Martin was Poppy Z. Brite. Wanting to be the gay guy of your gay porn dreams is a consistent theme in the fujo-to-FTM pipeline. The only thing they don't want are all the comments reminding them of their female anatomy, which gay men are prone to do.

They're admitting they're transitioning because they believe males have more exciting sex lives and are not burdened by sexism, but also don't want male privilege and don't want to be associated with male violence.
 
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Perhaps they're just weird fetishists who are so coom brained they decide mutilating their body is the proper route to take in life? I don't buy any of the quack social nonsense the feminists in here push; trying to interpret society through quack social schema is how troons and poons came about.
 
Pickmes had been invading men's clubs for their daily dose of attention even before modern LGBT insanity. Pooning out and wanting to hang out with FELLOW DOODS is just a new excuse for them to do the same shit

It's not like DA MOIDS put a leash around a woman they found and dragged her to the club saying "Hey fellow patriarchs, I've brought a new female pet for our sausagefest club". Trying to twist that into men bad is basically a self-own by saying women have no accountability of their own
 
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Translation: "The thing is I want to look like a man, in most cases I want to be seen as male but I don’t want to be a man"
 
Perhaps they're just weird fetishists who are so coom brained they decide mutilating their body is the proper route to take in life? I don't buy any of the quack social nonsense the feminists in here push; trying to interpret society through quack social schema is how troons and poons came about.
Its something they're openly admitting in those tumblr posts. Not all of it has to do with trauma at all; they're doing it under the assumption that men have it better and that they're "really a man inside." It's not quackery when it's just basic envy. They covet what they do not have. It's why it's called a pipeline for a reason.
Trying to twist that into men bad is basically a self-own by saying women have no accountability of their own
Them not wanting male privilege is also something they fully admit to. It's a case of wanting your cake and eating it, too. It isn't about no accountability, it's about a fantasy of skinwalking the other sex because you're simultaneously sexually aroused by them and wanting to be them.
 
A former trans-identified person who was influenced by Jammidodger's videos when they were 14 years old and desisted when they realized it had just worsen their depression instead of curing it comments about how they don't think this channel should be accessible to children and that she (Jammidodger) should be more careful with what she puts on the internet. Of course, first reply says it was all their fault that they diagnosed themselves based on the internet, and lies about cross-sex hormones being inaccessible without a "proper diagnosis".

The comments are from this video.

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It’s crazy how I use to watch you (and many others trans YouTubers) when I was 14 years old thinking that transitioning was my answer to years of depression and terrible thoughts. Instead it made my depression worse and I was confused why I wasn’t feeling better. Trans creators need to be very careful what they put out in the internet because they have power to change the way people think and what they do/buy/say etc. I’m just thankful to God that I don’t have issues and permanent changes from transitioning. I’m not blaming you or the other trans YouTubers I use to watch. I understand that being trans works for some people but definitely not all. But I don’t think your content should be accessible to children.

The reply:
Honestly, that’s entirely your fault, you should never use random internet media to diagnose yourself with a medical condition, you should’ve seen a therapist or doctor, no one else is qualified to say anything for sure about you and your case, that’s why you literally can’t access HrT without a proper diagnosis, and on the topic of people lying to get the diagnosis, also your fault.
 
A former trans-identified person who was influenced by Jammidodger's videos when they were 14 years old and desisted when they realized it had just worsen their depression instead of curing it comments about how they don't think this channel should be accessible to children and that she (Jammidodger) should be more careful with what she puts on the internet. Of course, first reply says it was all their fault that they diagnosed themselves based on the internet, and lies about cross-sex hormones being inaccessible without a "proper diagnosis".

The comments are from this video.

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It’s crazy how I use to watch you (and many others trans YouTubers) when I was 14 years old thinking that transitioning was my answer to years of depression and terrible thoughts. Instead it made my depression worse and I was confused why I wasn’t feeling better. Trans creators need to be very careful what they put out in the internet because they have power to change the way people think and what they do/buy/say etc. I’m just thankful to God that I don’t have issues and permanent changes from transitioning. I’m not blaming you or the other trans YouTubers I use to watch. I understand that being trans works for some people but definitely not all. But I don’t think your content should be accessible to children.

The reply:
Honestly, that’s entirely your fault, you should never use random internet media to diagnose yourself with a medical condition, you should’ve seen a therapist or doctor, no one else is qualified to say anything for sure about you and your case, that’s why you literally can’t access HrT without a proper diagnosis, and on the topic of people lying to get the diagnosis, also your fault.
Jammidodger is the one responsible for getting YouTube OBGYNs like Danielle "don't call me Danielle" Jones on the "pregnant people" train. This led to a push for other gynecologists to accept this language because calling pregnant women who identify as men "pregnant women" is a hate crime.

She's still raging at JKR for promoting "bad trans anatomy" as if she didn't say elite athletes have the same levels of testosterone.
 
Over on the AO3 subreddit, they're almost acknowledging reality while still getting it all wrong:
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I have the impression that not that long ago, most pooners, even fandom pooners, would be insisting the yaois and the bishies had nothing to do with their being male-brained manly men. Now it seems there's a lot more open "smut was an important part of my self discovery, uwu", which troons have been doing forever.
 
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Over on the AO3 subreddit, they're almost acknowledging reality while still getting it all wrong:
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Lmao at the second post:
"MLM made me figure out I'm trans. As a gay guy I have no problem with fetishization"

"The showrunners of Heated Rivalry said some misogynistic stuff but you commenting how this is common among fujos is also misogynistic"

Here are some comments from that thread. Ao3 subreddit is unironically a good source for drama.
Gundam fans should know fujos saved the show because of fujo bucks.
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NaruSasu fans are ground zero for misogyny. Sakura and Hinata get untold amounts of hate, and the creator of Naruto was known to do this to ALL of his female characters. This isn't indicative of fujo success, it's an indictment of it.
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These users also compel me to see what they're writing on AO3.

"I don't want to talk to other gay men about the shit I read and I don't want to hear that I'm part of a problem that doesn't exist" - because you're a pooner. You don't exist to them because they don't see you as male.

"Speaking as a gay man" - see if they post on r/askgaybros.
"An older ace woman" - and all she consumes is porn centered around pale males.
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An autistic fujo wonders if there's any nuance to be found and whether fujos actually like gay men.
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Nowadays it's, "trans men are men but I'll write them as a submissive tradwife whose only purpose is to have children." It's still conservatism, just without two pairs of dicks.
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From fujo to fudanshi:
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- full time gay man
- women are my primary audience
You're a pooner. Gay MEN would be your primary audience. Scrolling their profile, they're an ex vegan with ADHD. FFXIV fan. Occasionally talks about Omegaverse:
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I really wonder what Omegaverse they're reading because most of the shit I've read with the dynamics they claim to hate have been from M/M stuff.

Another post of theirs:
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Uh oh. Can't be MAGA now.

We cannot forget the "sapphic lesbians" who only consume male porn centering men:

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Data exists and AO3 users are over 80% white women. The rest are a flavor of gender special; only 5% are men. They love bragging about it, but don't show them this:
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I think this post sums it up nicely:
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They might be in the fujo-to-FTM pipeline, but they're still white, and they don't like to be reminded of that.
 
Over in the Ls thread, I had just posted about Reddit poon u/Bassdean, whose neurotic, cock-fiending fujoshi ways have captivated me utterly. So - naturally - she attracted the white-hot laser of my autism and upon further research, it turns out that she's basically the kid of some meth head from Texas who has a history of alcohol abuse, chainsmoking and disordered eating while living in derelict poverty. Yeah, I can see why you'd rather lose yourself in your yaois with a lifestyle like that...

(For those less familiar with Bass' antics: first post / last post.)

Much of Bassy's post history on Reddit is scrubbed or difficult to locate, but scientists at Pickle Labs have access to the cutting edge of lurker technology. Please enjoy a sampling of her post history, as Bassy seems prone to telling tales far, far taller than she is (if she is to be trusted at her meager stance of 5'1")...
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But her Reddit history isn't the only thing worthy of note, as I dug up her Tumblr which leads down an even deeper rabbithole as it is at least ~5 years old. Apologies in advance for these screenshots for ants because she has a stupidly formatted Tumblr blog.
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And I'm sure you're wondering what our fair maiden looks like, so I've included some pictures and videos of her so you can see what all these hot homos are missing out by not putting the Grindr in grinding her!
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And since we can tell Bass is a big fan of storytelling, here's some of her fan art (she's a big fan of Succession) and some links to her fanfics, because of course she's on fucking AO3.
But hey, don't let me have all the fun - if you're curious about Bassy, please find enclosed her incredibly sprawling web presence so you, too, can have fun finding your own fujo foibles!
SEBASTIAN DEAN / SEBASTIAN MARTIN / BASSDEAN / SEBVIATHAN / BASSITER2 / SEVLOVESLILY / CARLTONJEBEDIAHLASSITER / LASSITERDRAWS / BASSDRAWS
THE COLONY, TX
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AO3
TWITTER
INSTAGRAM
FACEBOOK
TIKTOK
BANDCAMP
PINTEREST
SNAPCHAT
YOUTUBE
KO-FI
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Why can't pooners and fujos shut up about Heated Rivalry? It's literally a west-yaoi slop made for female gaze. If you enjoy it that just makes you a straight woman

Is this gonna be the next Scott Pilgrim? A movie that gives retarded women a spiritual awakening and causes an explosion in the rates of fujoshits and poons?
Lol @ all the people who thought pooning out was on the decline
 
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