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Perfect example of the Poonfecta—a post (or event or person) with so many cliches etc. of poonage that I lose count out sheer irritation. Entitlement, grifting, imaginary offenses, purity competition. Only lacks a fake disability or three.
 
Poon on poon tiktok catfight. This post is so embarrassing I don't even need to add a joke caption for it

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I find stuff like this so funny. You see clashing from two different perspectives. "I'm a boy because I say I'm a boy and anything I put on is boy stuff because I'm a boy because I say I am" vs. the other who seems to understand that trans is just the logical conclusion of being super GNC which is just to end up crossdressing and being neurotic about it because anything slightly feminine is making her less GNC because she's a girl and therefor less trans. Also a good example of this kind of stuff just being the coalition of "whatever isn't normal" but of course they have different ideas about what is or isn't a good example of not being normal is. Also, the cherry on top is the one calling the other pooner fembrained is calling her out for how she makes the totally super masc one feel, which is very fembrained of her. If she was totally dooding it up she'd have just called "him" a fag and kept all the hoes to herself!

ETA: and another cherry...this is all over a binder. Which is an explicitly female undergarment. It's basically a compression bra and men don't need them because they don't have jugs.
 
Agree with everything, but one correction:
this is all over a binder. Which is an explicitly female undergarment. It's basically a compression bra and men don't need them because they don't have jugs.
Juicing bros, potheads and risperidal autists who get serious moobs often wear "compression vests" or "compression undershirts." (The bros more than the autists.)

When you get to the lower end of the price spectrum, the euphemisms in the "gynecomastia compression garment" ad copy merge with the "FTM cosplay tomboy binders" (and postop mastectomy compression). The price of dignity, or of self-delusion, is paying way more for a compression bra.

Dude-born-dude chest compression definitely isn't a cottage industry that's realized its customers appreciate cutesy prints, though.
 
Agree with everything, but one correction:

Juicing bros, potheads and risperidal autists who get serious moobs often wear "compression vests" or "compression undershirts." (The bros more than the autists.)

When you get to the lower end of the price spectrum, the euphemisms in the "gynecomastia compression garment" ad copy merge with the "FTM cosplay tomboy binders" (and postop mastectomy compression). The price of dignity, or of self-delusion, is paying way more for a compression bra.

Dude-born-dude chest compression definitely isn't a cottage industry that's realized its customers appreciate cutesy prints, though.

Also, for men, losing weight and/or quitting the drug that caused the gynecomastia to begin with are quite enough for a complete reversal. No need to compromise your lung capacity.
 
14 year old TIF got a hit tweet at 129k saying a bunch of generic political stuff.

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She doesn't know how to tie her shoes or ride a bike, claims that she cuts herself, and that her parents never loved her enough to teach her these things.
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Her straw page has pretty much every disorder check that every trans person seems to have.
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I don't know about anyone else but is it me or am I getting suspicious about some of these accounts? Like this is pretty much the 10th TIF teenage girl I've encountered online that claims to have mental health problems, bad parents, trying really hard to make friends online, and yet none of these kids ever realize the trans identity is just a cope way to avoid their real mental health problems. I know TIFs especially have poor mental health especially at this age, but I'm starting to really wonder if these accounts are just attention seekers who aren't actually trans, or have really bad parents like they claim. They just saw one other TIF account claim this and repeated it.
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It's a similar thing with how other trends spread. Like remember the huge bulimia and anorexia scare in the late 90's and 2000's? Just another social contagion. But this one is far more insidious because it has much longer lasting consequences, AND it has a weird cult like community built around it.

I'm glad people are wising up to how fucking dangerous pooners are.
At least with the eating disorders fad, teachers, doctors, politicians and parents all agreed it was a bad thing and didn’t encourage these girls to get liposuction or take ozempic.
 
I don't know about anyone else but is it me or am I getting suspicious about some of these accounts? Like this is pretty much the 10th TIF teenage girl I've encountered online that claims to have mental health problems, bad parents, trying really hard to make friends online, and yet none of these kids ever realize the trans identity is just a cope way to avoid their real mental health problems. I know TIFs especially have poor mental health especially at this age, but I'm starting to really wonder if these accounts are just attention seekers who aren't actually trans, or have really bad parents like they claim. They just saw one other TIF account claim this and repeated it.
I don't doubt some are fake attention seekers but I also believe some are real, simply due to how a lot of parents nowadays neglect their children and let the iPads raise them.
 
Transgenderism is like treating anorexia with liposuction.
This comment is nearly perfect, but I'd go a bit further and write:

"To treat gender dysphoria with cross-sex hormones and castration is like treating anorexia with methamphetamine and liposuction".

It references and contrasts the surgical and pharmacological malpractice in both terrible ideas. And Ozempic is relatively safe, while abuse of cross-sex hormones is likely even more destructive in the long-term than is meth use, but people at least understand that meth is dangerous.
 
She doesn't know how to tie her shoes or ride a bike
Are pooners largely clinically retarded? Troons, despite being autistic and/or sociopathic coomers for the most part, are actually "intelligent" (academically and professionally, at least) or at least cunning in an insidious, sociopathic way. Yeah sure many are unemployed wellfare whales, but it's not uncommon to find troons (and furfaggots) working in STEM as engineers and whatnot, or as community organizers/politicians (cult leaders). Either way, excluding the too-mentally-ill-to-function, troons tend to be quite resourceful and proactive, I mean just look at those guys who came up with a ranch and how persistent some troons are with trying to take down anyone they disagree with. Sure they always make fool of themselves and thrive on the idleness and naivete of the public, but you can't accuse them of being non-functional. Say what you want about TiMs but they know how to organize themselves.

But pooners are just so retarded in general, on top of being autistic. They are so mentally ill and dysfunctional they can't do anything other than complain on the internet and mutilate themselves. They can't even organize themselves, they either just prop each other up "yasss bro dude you look so manly man!" or have catfights which is the most typically female way they could possibly behave.

What I mean is, I've seen some pretty clever troons, but I've never seen a pooner of even average intelligence. They are about as sociopathic and mentally ill as troons but don't have even a fraction of the braincells to actually achieve anything.

A lot of pooners I've seen are into pedophilic fetishes which is often a sign of mental retardation as well.

I've actually met non pooner older women (and some younger) like this. Ironically they are very feminine (or try to be), they love wasting money, are usually either obese or have an eating disorder, are so mentally ill and retarded that if their families don't constantly shepherd them throughout life they collapse completely (like those pooners on the internet), very loud and stunning and brave when they can hide behind men, abhorrent to other women. Always putting on the tough girl act but crumble completely when anyone stands up to them.
Horrid boy moms who get very incestuous with their sons. Gravitate towards professions with children or the elderly because they are exhibitionists who can't shut up about their disgusting fetishes and an adult would tell them off.

Hey maybe it's a good thing they are neutering themselves these days.
 
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I do not bring you a pooner today, but rather a looking-glass held up to poons (and their fujo sisters) by a perplexed gay man on /r/askgaybros. Link | Archive
This gay bro tried to read some "gay romance" novels thinking they'd be full of vivid dick descriptions and realistic ass pounding. Instead, they were some of the worst books he's ever read!
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I’m an avid reader; I aim for ten books a month, mainly reading gay nonfiction. I love reading biographies and memoirs from gay men. I love to read about things like ACT UP to Oscar Wilde’s trial.

Well, due to Heated Rivalry’s popularity I decided to switch things up and read more romance. Currently have plenty of time while on Winter break.

These have been some of the worst books I’ve ever read.

So far I’ve read are For The Fans, Heated Rivalry, Misletoes and Mishigas, The Entanglement of Rival Wizards, A Marvelous Light, The Nightmare Before Kissmass, Himbo Hitman, Boyfriend Material, and The House in the Cerulean Sea.

[I will say TJ Klune’s House in the Cerulean Sea was the only one I enjoyed- he’s a great writer. BUT, the book felt more like a high school fantasy instead of romance despite being in that section at the store.]

So many of these MM romances have thousands of great reviews on Amazon. I figured there had to be something I’d been missing, right?! After reading a few, I have no idea what these people are smoking.

Take the book For the Fans, for example. It’s about two step brothers falling in love after doing OnlyFans together despite being enemies. It’s so nonsensical. They don’t even get a job before they decide to have sex to get money? What? And don’t even get me started on the sex scenes!

After reading so many “MM romance” books I can safely say most of the writers- most who are women- just want to write gay sex scenes. And by god are they awful.

Heated Rivalry (the book) is explicit. But in a juvenile way. The sex scenes are so bad, lacking any good descriptions. The book switches between the perspective of two men, yet neither describe the other’s dick. That’s… ridiculous. None of the men in these books need to shower for sex, they can easily take 10+ inches anytime, and despite being so horned up they only have sex with one person for the rest of their lives. In every single MM romance book I’ve read, this has been the case.

I just needed to rant.

So many people are in love with Heated Rivalry, the show. And yes, it’s enjoyable- but the source material is god awful. The show has made me realize how 90% of “gay romance” is actually wrote and read by people outside of our community, and it drives me mad. It feels like fetishization.

So my question for yall: have you read any MM romance books that were actually GOOD?

What's up with that?!?!?! A few of his more pooner-literate gay bros help explain:
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"You can always replace one character with a female and the story become much more sense...those books are just for women that wish they are born as men but couldn't."
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"Male pen names...pretend a man wrote it."
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Hmmmmm. This gay bro has it right, these women are pretending a man wrote it. But is it really strictly for marketing purposes? Are the authors hoping to trick gay men into buying the books?

Let's head over to /r/LGBTBooks to find out! Link | Archive
Here we have a reader requesting some good good gay romance authors.
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S/he receives this response, a nice long list of authors:
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Let's eliminate the authors who are NOT using male names:
  • Cat Sebastian
  • Jordan L. Hawke
  • K.J. Charles
  • Alexis Hall
  • Casey McQuiston
  • Annabeth Albert
  • F. T. Lukens
  • Mason Deaver
  • Timothy Janovsky
  • Freya Marske
Of the remainder, how many are poons?

✅ Jordan L. Hawk:
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⚠️Casey McQuiston (they/them):
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✅Alexis Hall:
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⚠️FT Lukens (they/them):
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✅Mason Deaver:
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✅Timothy Janovsky:
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Sorry, gay bros, it's not just a cynical marketing strategy. It's dooooooods! all the way down.
 
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Are pooners largely clinically retarded? Troons, despite being autistic and/or sociopathic coomers for the most part, are actually "intelligent" (academically and professionally, at least) or at least cunning in an insidious, sociopathic way.
I made that same observation upthread, but you've fleshed it out it bit more. Someone responded to my post with a reference to a legitimately-successful pooner, but the pattern still holds true. The key is in the very different reasons trannies have for trooning vs. pooning.
 
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