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[scathefire]

Mason Deaver:

Bruh. She transitioned into Stavros Halkias

 

[Paper Machete]

Are pooners largely clinically retarded?

pooners are just so retarded in general, on top of being autistic

they can't do anything other than complain on the internet and mutilate themselves

They can't even organize themselves, they either just prop each other up "yasss bro dude you look so manly man!" or have catfights

they love wasting money

if their families don't constantly shepherd them throughout life they collapse completely

very loud and stunning and brave when they can hide behind men, abhorrent to other women

Always putting on the tough girl act but crumble completely when anyone stands up to them.

This is just what dysfunctional women are like. This is what it looks like. Because they're dysfunctional before they're trans.

It's more common for women to try to figure out how to get other people to do things for them (especially if they're a dysfunctional personality) and might even get together to talk about how much they'd like things to happen for them vs. men who will figure out how to make it happen for themselves and organize with other men towards that end. It's not really a question of intelligence but rather of temperament.

These women aren't too retarded to do things for themselves--they just want other people to do things for them instead. They want to be taken care of and have their needs met. You will also see this split in pooners more commonly focusing on not being treated and made to feel the way they want vs. troons who focus on people not doing or allowing what they want.

It comes across retarded because they're immature as fuck but it's not quite the same thing. It's like a kid throwing a tantrum because mom is passing the candy aisle without getting anything. It comes across as low IQ because, why would an older teen or adult act that way??? but that's because your projecting a mature/normal outlook on to them. They're just tanty throwing harpies.

 

[deermeat]

This is just what dysfunctional women are like. This is what it looks like.

Weaponized incompetence is such female behavior. I remember passively seeing this weird trend be brought up in a videos I watch of the very same thing yet with dads using it against their girlfriend. It's crazy because it's such soy behavior, you even see troons act the same way- mainly welfare druggie troons. Never in my life seen a non faggy soy-fueled male use this type of emotional manipulation. Parasites.

On a somewhat related note. God... I hate to be that person, but what's gonna happen to these women who visibly want kids and visibly want to be feminine if they manage to make it past 30? One of the worst things about pooners is that they can give life, a troon can't ever become pregnant I don't care what they say in regards to the "future", I firmly believe that it will never be possible for a biological make to EVER become pregnant, let alone a child that isn't straight out of the Hills With Eyes.
I don't think a lot of these women in their early teens/young adulthood will end up as seahorse dads, but it's just crazy seeing the sheeer amount of obviously feminine womanly women be coaxed into taking testosterone. Like holy shit. At 18yrs old, their life is already over.

Spoiler: schizo theory probably idk

I think the reason why a lot of people are more sympathetic towards pooners too is that whether you agree with it or not, women are in charge of bringing life and caring for the future generations. When a man gets roped into fucking up his life, nothing is truly lost because there's a bunch of men out. But when a woman gets roped into fucking up her life at a young age, we technically lose an entire generation that could've been.
Declining birth rates is a huge issue. Most women need to reproduce, especially when it comes to first world countries that have the superior culture. Men wanna act like that's all on the women yet a lot of men don't wanna be there for their kids or wives, so of course women don't wanna provide if they know they aren't gonna be protected. I feel like this is why a lot of women poon out too (the ones being groomed into this), they're fed this fantasy of "safety" and comfort much like the case of troons. Except again, this is why people shit on troons more. A lot of troons are fathers with loving wives who just hate his kids and wanna be a deadbeat. Or they are a faggot who hate mothers and wanna molest children. These men then end up grooming the younger generation, therefore people tend to hate troons more for that, even if the underaged troons are the victims in this whole mess.

 

[General Zoider]

the only credit I will give pooners is cutting/making thier breasts smaller. The reason why is they are avoiding long term backpain and saving on bra replacements. Because once middle age kicks in everything starts to go down hill.

 

[Paper Machete]

When a man gets roped into fucking up his life, nothing is truly lost because there's a bunch of men out.

This is not true.

People over play the "expendability" of males. What it really means is that once he's done the deed he can still go on and do other things. It's a quick act and he doesn't gestate. Freeing him up for other activities. While being pregnant is a physically stressful and vulnerable period for a woman for 8-9 months and then she will be latched to a newborn. Before widespread contraceptives and birth control options if a woman was married it was likely she'd go on to spend the vast majority of that time pregnant and taking care of small children. A lot of them would die and a lot of the pregnancies would be miscarriages.

Both parents are of course important. It's just that especially historically males were less burdened by reproduction. In terms of carrying society a male or female who have a basic paperwork job or wagie job that choose not to have children are no less important than the other in the grand scheme of things. Neither are having babies and neither are doing jobs only one or the other could do. Even then, most women who do want children do not want more than 1-3 pregnancies over their 20s and 30s.

This isn't even getting into the fact plenty of troons reproduce. They troon out after baby trapping and otherwise most actually keep their bits.

 

[exit light]

Why are so many pooners fat? Do they become a pooner because they're fat, or fat because they're a pooner?

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Why are so many pooners fat? Do they become a pooner because they're fat, or fat because they're a pooner?

Several factors, I think:

1. First, they're actually women, and so tend to accumulate fat more easily.
2. They are usually nerdy introverts whom already engaged in little physical activity, as they were too busy flicking it to yaoi, and they were usually shy and socially withdrawn. and were already prone to comfort-eating.
3. Obesity brings them closer to their desired androgyny, or less charitably put: becoming a "gender blob".
4. If I recall correctly, the T they're on increases appetite.

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Why are so many pooners fat? Do they become a pooner because they're fat, or fat because they're a pooner?

The trans movement encourages poor impulse control and attracts people who already have poor impulse control. If you want something you need it, NOW NOW NOW NOW.

So chop off your tits and eat all the food, and if anyone tells you it's a bad idea get mad at them.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

The trans movement encourages poor impulse control and attracts people who already have poor impulse control. If you want something you need it, NOW NOW NOW NOW.

So chop off your tits and eat all the food, and if anyone tells you it's a bad idea get mad at them.

This, too.

Quite a few pooners either are or would have been part of the (now-slowly-dying, thanks to the new diet drugs) fat-acceptance movement, and they are all on about the importance of "self-care" (in other words: eating two gallons of Rocky Road in a single sitting).

There are so many facets to their etiology, we could have a (checks URL) 604-page thread on the little doods.

 

[nonespecified]

Told the story before, but I had a teenage phase of thinking I perhaps wasn't a girl because of normal self esteem issues, anxiety around growing up combined with stuff I'd read on Tumblr, but I knew I didn't want to become a boy and it was way back when the idea of "non binary" had barely left the internet and most doctors wouldn't even entertain the idea of a person wanting to be sexless/genderless, especially not a minor. It's wild how quickly the narrative seemed to flip, and now here I am simultaneously relieved nothing was done to me and worried for this next generation of socially awkward young women having all this pooner propaganda shoved in their faces.

I really think the VAST majority of preteen/early teen TiF/enbies would just outgrow this shit. My daughter did, and her weird ass non-binary friend group that were dragging her down that long and lonely pooner road are reverting to just normal kids, one by one and little by little.

The one or two who had the POWERFUL ALLY MOMS that got them binders and dragged them all around pride events and shit up their Facebook with "i'm so proud of my trans kid" seem fucking miserable. Probably afraid to tell their mom "IT WAS JUST A PHASE" and disappointing her mom's weird-ass progressive freak friends.

 

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4. If I recall correctly, the T they're on increases appetite.

Even those who aren't on The Juice are fat bastards.

 

[Chandelier]

Why are so many pooners fat? Do they become a pooner because they're fat, or fat because they're a pooner?

Testosterone increases libido and their appetite. Their obesity rate is actually higher than the US national average. When they self-insert into their favorite Tumblr sexy men, you'll notice something: they're all skinny.

That and other personality disorders may contribute to overeating as that is poor impulse control.

 

[KifflomKween]

Why are so many pooners fat? Do they become a pooner because they're fat, or fat because they're a pooner?

It's an ED thing because they swing between skelly and fat. Never seen a pooner that wasn't eating disordered in some way.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The one or two who had the POWERFUL ALLY MOMS that got them binders and dragged them all around pride events and shit up their Facebook with "i'm so proud of my trans kid" seem fucking miserable. Probably afraid to tell their mom "IT WAS JUST A PHASE" and disappointing her mom's weird-ass progressive freak friends.

Preventing kids from going down the one-way trans waterslide is the most important thing, by allowing people to discuss the phenomenon without government-backed constraints, and removing external incentive to troon/poon.

However, you bring up a good point: there's no easy pivot for "detransitioners," especially the ones with the dubious blessing of a "supportive" parent.

Society needs the ideological equivalent of a frog ladder, a memetically-viable narrative that overly-affirmed teenage girls can use to spin themselves back to just being emo or something while saving their mom's Facebook reputation.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Preventing kids from going down the one-way trans waterslide is the most important thing, by allowing people to discuss the phenomenon without government-backed constraints, and removing external incentive to troon/poon.

However, you bring up a good point: there's no easy pivot for "detransitioners," especially the ones with the dubious blessing of a "supportive" parent.

Society needs the ideological equivalent of a frog ladder, a memetically-viable narrative that overly-affirmed teenage girls can use to spin themselves back to just being emo or something while saving their mom's Facebook reputation.
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Magnificently-put, and wonderfully-insightful.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

I don't doubt some are fake attention seekers but I also believe some are real, simply due to how a lot of parents nowadays neglect their children and let the iPads raise them.

Yes, I think the temptation is to say these girls are making up abuse and are just angry mom won’t buy them the latest thing but very likely abuse and neglect are what cause them to spend all day online in pooning and munchie spaces. Kids in healthy environments are rarely doing that (not saying never.)

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Why are so many pooners fat? Do they become a pooner because they're fat, or fat because they're a pooner?

The trans movement encourages poor impulse control and attracts people who already have poor impulse control. If you want something you need it, NOW NOW NOW NOW.

So chop off your tits and eat all the food, and if anyone tells you it's a bad idea get mad at them.

Several factors, I think:

1. First, they're actually women, and so tend to accumulate fat more easily.
2. They are usually nerdy introverts whom already engaged in little physical activity, as they were too busy flicking it to yaoi, and they were usually shy and socially withdrawn. and were already prone to comfort-eating.
3. Obesity brings them closer to their desired androgyny, or less charitably put: becoming a "gender blob".
4. If I recall correctly, the T they're on increases appetite.

It's an ED thing because they swing between skelly and fat. Never seen a pooner that wasn't eating disordered in some way.

Maybe all of that, but also for the chunky ones who are chunky pre-T, for whatever reason, including just bad habits, it's a retreat/ escape from reality and avoidance of judgment or not meeting basic life positives. They're misfits, chunky kids who are desperate for validation but who aren't pretty and leggy like the popular girls.. So instead of going out for a daily run, they eat their feelings, which is much easier. 30 or 40 years ago they'd have just been acting like Ally Sheedy in Breakfast Club or moping in their bedrooms listening to sad music while the teen angst worked itself out. But now, after half a pizza for a snack after school, they escape online and find all kinds of "explanations" that promise solutions, reinforce fantasies of an available Valhalla, if you can just force your parents into desperation. More, they have girl-porn (yaoi? sorry, I refuse to know those things) as readily available - and as reinforced - as filmed porn, but without the distracting hwp women that ruin the fantasy/ are a reality check. And with the overlay of the normalization of complete transformation into some kind of elf or animal or whatever, leaving behind your clunky reality, it's not a surprise that that can translate into being convinced that the next best thing - transformation into a boy - is their T&H reality. Living in a fantasy means avoidance of "hey you eat too fucking much" reminders, and the often-concurrent social rejection that comes from doing nothing but eating and being online, opting out of real life. Fear of being rejected for being big (or inability to withstand the actual rejection, or laziness vs changing yourself) or not feeling pretty, now has a very accessible and seemingly vastly easier path lined with heralding trumpets and flags waving to welcome you into the group, even if you are fat and lazy and going nowhere fast - and in fact celebrating your fatness and laziness. It's fantasy-come-true. The irony is how hard they have to work to "pass" or deal with complications or side-effects from "gender-affirming care," and how doggedly they will pursue it, when just time passing, keeping it to one sandwich, and doing some basic activity would often have resolved all of their turmoil.

And like someone else said, fat often leads to a less feminine body shape, so gender blobness now reinforces the suggestions they've immersed themselves in.

Eta: if men's clothes were not widely available in big baggy fashions but instead were like early 70s-style, I'll bet lot of these unhappy girls wouldn't find the "male" larp so easy or affirming.

 

[Snow Miku]

More Fujoshi-to-Trans pipeline content! There's some gay hockey show that ladies are all worked up about called Heated Rivalry and noted twitter gaynigger Jaboukie has this to say about them:



As a woman who doesn't feel any need to pretend she's not a woman (...yet!) explains:

There's a not small chunk of women who are drawn to m/m romance because they have gender dysphoria. He's seeing Tweets that indicate that. It's a known phenomenon in the queer community, no so much anywhere else. But yeah, one of my favorite writers is a famous example of it. Billy Martin used to write almost exclusively about gay men before he transitioned. Hell even I'm prone to gender envy I'll admit to not having fully unpacked yet lol.

But yeah, 'seeing the TV glow' is basically a phrase that's come to mean realizing ones own gender dysphoria. It's from 'I See The TV Glow'. He's not referencing any specific tweets, just saying he's seeing Tweets indicating some straight women are learning things about themselves. Which isn't surprising. M/M romance is a safe space for women to start learning things about themselves. It's pretty cool.

The reposts are teeming with women confessing that yes, they were so obsessed with masturbating to imaginary gay sex that they pooned out over it. I thought the post had fallen into TERF tumblr when I checked the tags at first, but nope, they're all ""ex"" fujoshis literally admitting it.










It kept going and going and going! These are just some of them and this is only halfway through the tags. Imagine ruining your life because you fell for a meme like this.

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I do want to shout out one of these taggers, with the evocatively stupid username galarian-weezing-on-prep!




Her pinned post/bio:

Spoiler: Since she offered...

I'll give her credit where credit is due, when I first saw her selfies, I thought maybe I had misjudged and this was a normal dude... then I saw the height! Life really does play the funniest jokes on troons n' poons.




"yes i AM the shortest dog in this pic but the tea is that i have topped every man to my right and to my left and the beautiful trans woman holding on to our leashes so like "

 

[Big Shot]

Why can't pooners and fujos shut up about Heated Rivalry? It's literally a west-yaoi slop made for female gaze. If you enjoy it that just makes you a straight woman

Is this gonna be the next Scott Pilgrim? A movie that gives retarded women an spiritual awakening and causes an explosion in the rates of fujoshits and poons?

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

"yes i AM the shortest dog in this pic but the tea is that i have topped every man to my right and to my left and the beautiful trans woman holding on to our leashes so like "

Bitch, with what? You didn't top shit. I hate gay 'culture' but even seeing white women co-opt it in yet another way is fucking retarded. Get a persnality instead of pooning out.