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You guys better watch your hecking back cause this DOOD is angy and will knock you out to earn her stripes >:(

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Pooner gets treated like a real guy and gets told "sucks to suck kid" after whining, crashes out
> I want to socially transition to a real DOOD
< No not like that
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Big Shot said:
You guys better watch your hecking back cause this DOOD is angy and will knock you out to earn her stripes >:(

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Pooner gets treated like a real guy and gets told "sucks to suck kid" after whining, crashes out
> I want to socially transition to a real DOOD
< No not like that
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Hahaha, welcome to the real world. These posts tickle my schadenfreude
 
Big Shot said:
You guys better watch your hecking back cause this DOOD is angy and will knock you out to earn her stripes >:(

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Pooner gets treated like a real guy and gets told "sucks to suck kid" after whining, crashes out
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< No not like that
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I wonder if they realize the correlation between all their narcissistic navel gazing and people pulling away. If every third thought you have is ‘me and muh genderfeels,’ you’re not being there for other people or inviting them to be there for your real problems. Hell, even if those problems are caused by troon shit (loneliness, self esteem, etc), most people won’t be able to relate unless you strip them down to just the emotions; the rest of us don’t want to hear that your feelings are stronger and more special because you want a fake dick and pube beard.

Like, if I feel isolated and misunderstood in part because I’m a homo, I won’t be able to have anyone relate to me if I make it all homophobia or whatever. If they could just look past having to talk and think about gender constantly, they would likely find people relate to them. It’s not ‘I feel all this because I’m trans’ that asks for support from a loved one; it’s ’I have these feelings and could use a hug/distraction/patience.’

Always telling that they gloss over ‘losing that connection’ or act like everyone just suddenly, tacitly decided to abandon them.
 
There's something truly bizarre to me about putting on a wrestling show while blatantly knowing nothing about how pro wrestling works, but I guess pooners take the same approach to pretending to wrestle as they do to pretending to be men.

I like to believe that whenever there's a maiming of an untrained fatty who had no business stepping into a ring, somewhere the ghost of New Jack is smiling.
 
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There's a new pooner intern at my work... She stinks like hell! :mad: that HRT is having no effect except making her smell like a teen boy after gym class...
 
Magic Pickle said:
There is drama afoot among the rock 'em-sock'em pooners of Portland, OR after an event called Tboy Wrestling saw a wrestler get so badly injured that she may be needing knee surgery in the future.

For the uninitiated, Tboy Wrestling is basically like mud wrestling if you replaced Stacies from the mid-00s with really fat, ugly chicks hairier than an Australian uncle on holiday. Also, instead of mud, they have only their own horrible T-sweat to use as lubrication against one another. Oh, and most the participants are so out of shape that it can hardly be called wrestling and is moreso mutual hurpling in each other's directions.

So I guess that is to say it's nothing like mud wrestling aside from the fact that it has two women tussling for the enjoyment of a crowd, but let's not get distracted.

On October 10th, 2025, first-time wrestlers Daniel Lopez (AKA rigormortises/rig0rmortises) and Danky Franky (AKA l0caltrainb0y/notsolocaltrainboy/fr4nky2st0ned) went toe-to-toe in their maiden voyage, a match that lasted barely 20 minutes as at the start of round 2, Franky tackled Lopez in such a manner that Lopez landed on her knee and ended the match immediately. After hemming and hawing from the judges who seemed nonplussed at what took place, EMTs were finally called and Lopez was taken to a local hospital for examination.

But hey, let's let Left Leg Lopez tell her story in her own words...
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What a wonderful source of schadenfreude. This event was the cover story for one of the local weeklies this October, so it's been on my radar for a minute here and it's good to get some updates (the Willamette Week is the less insanely woke of the two alt papers in Portland, by the way).

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The story is here - there are about 15 pictures of the fight, and none of them seem to feature any sad fatties. Interesting!

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Shout out to my nigga Dionysus Chilcote, AKA Dickus Hartigan Volt. :biggrin: Genuinely, I couldn't tell which was the drag name and which was the poon name when I read it.

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For a Portland man named Dionysus Chilcote, the event was a rough-and-tumble opportunity he didn’t get in his childhood—as well as a chance to feel out the direction of his drag persona, Dickus Hartigan Volt.

“There’s not a lot of places and a lot of events that will specifically center trans men,” Chilcote says. “Sometimes we deserve the spotlight, too. Sometimes it’s cool to talk about dude stuff.”


Chilcote is the founder of Trans Guys Gather PDX, a monthly social event where (as the name suggests) transmasculine people gather for crafts, games and potlucks. The group, which celebrated its first anniversary in September, hosts low- or no-cost events where trans people can build community and brotherhood across a broad age range. Chilcote says he admires similar transmasc-focused groups, like Bandrowski and Mich Miller’s Trans Dudes of LA.

“The things they are doing at such a large scale are just groundbreaking for the transmasc community,” he says. “In the last month, more people have talked to me about T Boy Wrestling than I’ve ever heard talk about trans things to me in real life. To give such visibility to trans folk and transmascs in a time like this is really important work.”
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General Zoider said:
this applies to troons as well but they love to say they pass when in reality one of the biggest things is that most stink so bad they almot rival jeets.
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The pooners at my previous job made the men's bathroom stink like rotten fish after they finished using it, and there was a 19-year-old pooner new-hire that smelled like a fish market dumpster from a few feet away. That was the last straw for me, so I put in my two weeks and left that job.

HRT infamously gives many pooners chronic bacterial vaginosis as it wrecks havock on vaginal pH, causing the overgrowth of fishy-smelling, amine-producing bacterial colonies or yeast. There are so many Reddit posts in the r/FTM section featuring pooners complaining about "vaginal odor" or the smell "down there", and chronic yeast infections since starting testosterone.
 
I think it's funny that for many years the face of tranny grossness was the hulking balding troon, whereas it seems now FTMs are the most common and toxic.
 
Snow Miku said:
a monthly social event where (as the name suggests) transmasculine people gather for crafts, games and potlucks.
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Ah, the ancient masculine ritual of coming together to crochet penis warmers and chitchat over a game of Heartthrob while snacking on Aiden’s homemade quiche Lorraine.

And they say pooners aren’t real men!
Smdh.
 
Zemblan Physics said:
Ah, the ancient masculine ritual of coming together to crochet penis warmers and chitchat over a game of Heartthrob while snacking on Aiden’s homemade quiche Lorraine.

And they say pooners aren’t real men!
Smdh.
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Don't forget the game of Pin The Packer on the Transmasc, and how to orient the coke can-sized rotdog in your pants like Real Men do!

Then they can compare mastectomy scars and pretend that their torsos don't look like the aftermath of an industrial accident.
 
The fucking amateur unrehearsed improvised women’s wrestling. Nobody is allowed to call anyone’s ideas stupid though so I guess we just have to let these girls become quadriplegics. I mean can you imagine how invalidating it would feel to be told not to do something dangerous with no training or sense? They’re just trying to exist!
 
Seeing uglified, mutilated women hobbling around each other is disturbing to me and I don't think a lot of the bystanders are there for the reasons the pooners think they are.
 
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