📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Magic Pickle]

I love tumblr pooners, tumblr is the original breeding farm for poonery so everything feels raw and untainted compared to Reddit's over-moderation.

I absolutely love how insane Tumblr poons get; if Tumblr as a website wasn't difficult to archive properly and was easier to navigate (which it used to be until they enforced those stupid mobile themes), it would be one of my other hunting grounds. Alas, I am forced to rely on my fellow Kiwis to provide, for which you have fed me excellently. Take my Reddit haul as compensation for your efforts... and perhaps serve as inspiration to gather more Tumblr lunacy (since a diverse thread diet is a healthy thread diet).

This TiF is downright agonized over her frankly comical investment in personality tests such as the Enneagram Test and the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, which normal people consider silly little quizzes to take for the novelty of it. But perhaps she should feel dysphoric, if just because I've rarely encountered men so invested in shit like this... though now that I've spoken it into existence, I'm sure there's a tranny out there now trying to learn how to analyze birth charts, for never shall there exist a woman that a troon won't attempt to impersonate.
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brain dysphoria​

i hate that i care wayyyyy too much about how the entire fucking world perceives of me
i hate that other peoples opinions and societal norms easily influenced mine
i hate htat i need so much external validation
ID RATHER DIE THAN ACCEPT BEING AN ESFJ
it gives me unbearable agony to acknowledge because my sense of identity or self-worth depends on being as withdrawn, independent, individualistic as possible. i feel embarrassed to be so people-focused.
i feel like my specific gender transition goals aren't valid and make me more of an attention-seeker rather than someone with actual dysphoria
i'm obsessed with personality typology. call it stupid all you want, it isn't just my hyperfixation, it's my language. i speak english and i speak typese.
enneagram 5 is the type i want to be the very most (honorary mention to most kinds of 6789).
ennegaram 2 is the type i want to be the very least (honorary mention to heart triad).

Pooner neurosis should be studied in a fucking lab, because between the last chick and this one, they are constantly inventing new things to be insecure about - take this little autist for example, who feels lacking in the masculinity department because she didn't grow up on particular kinds of video games and certain types of anime. She talks about feeling profoundly stupid for being upset about it, and I really think this is one of the times where the hugbox should turn into a thugbox and throw down some tough love.
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Dysphoria tied to not being an millennial man​

I didn’t know how to title this in a comprehensive way so sorry for that weird ass title.
I was born in 2006 and grew up with media from that era mostly. But once I got access to the internet, my perception of boyhood became very molded by millennials telling personal anecdotes about their childhoods with things like gameboys and shonen anime. My sense of manhood for some reason has been very associated with media and culture consumed as a child and I really don’t know why. Anime and cartoons specifically is something I didn’t get as a Canadian since we didn’t get Cartoon Network or toonami. The fact I haven’t played cod or halo almost feels like I failed in some way which is so dumb. Growing up on Spyro instead of Zelda games is such a dumb thing to be dysphoric about. All the stuff I felt like I missed I likely would have still missed if I was a cis boy bc it was simply before my time but that doesn’t make the dysphoria any better. I’m starting university soon and I’m hoping that talking more to guys around my age will alleviate this a little bit but I just needed to rant about this bc I feel so dumb for feeling it

A TiF with a "deep [gravity] voice" struggles with the idea that people look at her and believe that, as a woman, she cannot be emasculated, even though it hurts her widdew feewings when people don't see her as a big strong manly man. If it offends her to be associated with women then obviously that's the same as when men get offended! Good golly goshness, why won't anyone take her and her beard seriously?
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How do you respond when cis people say trans men can’t be emasculated?​

I hear from both women and men that we can’t be emasculated? Only cis guys can. If that’s the case why does it bother me to be feminised? Or called female pronouns? I do feel emasculated. I’m a masculine binary straight trans guy. It hurts when people don’t take my maleness seriously. But if I mention a cis guy feels emasculated, they say of course he doesn’t it’s only natural for him to reject feminine things. But for me it’s unnatural. I should accept.
Wearing makeup and grow my hair out. I would look weird with a beard. And that’s not me and will never be me.
I feel like because transphobia is spreading more, people are purposely pushing trans men back into the closet and stay a woman. I’m no woman and it irks me when I have to deal with this behavior. It’s only getting worse and I feel like crap. Is there anything I can do to be confident as a masculine manly guy? Despite what people think? I pass and have a full beard. And deep gravity voice. I think it’s the fact I’m trans is the problem. Like how’s that my fault.

Being a member of the fairer sex is too unfair for this li'l dood, who feels such a burning hatred in her heart that it drives her to resent any woman who dare not share her dour disposition. Pooner misogyny may be the funniest form of misogyny, if only because hearing chauvinism spewed in a register even Alvin and the Chipmunks would find gratingly high-pitched would be genuinely hilarious.
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Dysphoria is getting so bad that I want to become misogynistic.​

TW for I'm not exactly sure what, hateful thoughts..?
For the past month or so, I have not been able to cope properly (though I don't think I ever did cope, my dysphoria's just getting worse and worse), and I have been having urges to try to adopt misogynistic ideologies. I have a lot of internalised transphobia and just homophobia in general, as I am surrounded by such people every day and I can't help myself. I am unable to get a therapist either, so it's even worse.
Even now, I find myself sometimes thinking that I am higher than some women in my life and I feel slightly more validated doing so. But then I sink back into thinking that I don't even look like a man, I don't pass and I don't sound like one, no one sees me as a man. The cycle repeats. Since I am unable to go on T (illegal for minors in my country and unsupportive family) or puberty blockers or even socially transition, I feel like I have to do the slightest things that don't even correlate with masculinity in real life. I'm just making up stuff for myself to try to feel better, but my brain keeps choosing the worst things.
I am in desperate need of help.

A Scottish TiF - so essentially, an actual living leprechaun - wonders if others of her whimsical clade also have issues with elderly women calling a spade a spade. Other fae folk are quick to chime in, with one chick saying "I said in another comment that older women become socially invisible. One of the benefits to that is that there are, in some sense, more "woman genders" available to them (because they've exited the male gaze). I'd hazard that also means they can parse a wider spectrum of presentations as "woman"." It's amazing how willfully they entrench themselves in their delusions simply to avoid the simple truth of "People call you a girl because you're a fucking girl."
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Do old women specifically misgender you too?​

So I've noticed since the year I've been on T that the ONLY strangers that misgender me tend to be old women? Like... how do they know that I natally produce estrogen as a dominant hormone??? I have no idea if it's specifically an old scottish woman thing or what but today I was going into a charity shop, two ladies standing outside who work there. One's what I'd call an old lady and one is middle aged. Middle aged one goes "Oh look out theres a young man going in behind you" and makes a comment about how that's the old lady's type then the old lady deadass turns around and is like "that's a young LADY" then the woman I guess to defuse the situation says "we'll say young person to be PG" :') then the old man who works there called me mate. The gendering boomerang was INSANE. Was chatting to my pal about it and he's also been misgendered by old ladies specifically... so does it happen to you? Or are old scottish women just built with x-ray vision or something??

A "large online artist" who wishes to fool others into believing she is a man still can't resist the urge to put tranny shit in everything she does - but she's Not Like Other Poons because she wants her TiFs to look like actual men instead of skinny twinks with pouty lips and birthin' hips. (As an aside, I got bored and decided to investigate her further and discovered that she is a Canadian TiF named Allison Berg. You can read her mid-tier American Werewolf in London ripoff comic on Webtoons. She doesn't seem to want anyone to know about this because she wants to be "stealth," so it seemed worth mentioning.)
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I wish there was more of a range of trans men in art​

I’m a large online artist but I don’t tend to make trans content as I wish to remain stealth. the trans characters that I do make are indistinguishable from cis men and only allude to or have subtle hints to indicate their transness. I appreciate representation of trans men in art but it seems like there’s only ever one depiction of a type of man (soft twink). No shade to soft twinks but I just so desperately want more big hairy guys, older men, balding guys, straight men (emphasis on this one) etc. I’m big on the whole “be the change you want to see” but I can’t be the only creator making these types of character yknow

 

[General Zoider]

she wants to be "stealth,"

from the people I follow (both troon and poon) attempting to stealth seems to be growing because the gravy train of acceptance has finally shut down.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

A Scottish TiF - so essentially, an actual living leprechaun - wonders if others of her whimsical clade also have issues with elderly women calling a spade a spade.

You're a hell of a writer. I love reading, and I can't believe what a good writer you are, especially putting out this volume. Do you edit and agonize over your word choices, or does this quality of writing just flow out of you like breathing, or somewhere in between?

 

[Big Shot]

who feels lacking in the masculinity department because she didn't grow up on particular kinds of video games

Being a boy is when you CONSOOOOOOM product™


DSP and this bitch should have a group therapy with each other
- I told my morahn parents to BUY THAT X-MAN FIGURE, they didn't listen to me dood *snort*
- I know how you feel??? I feel dysphoric because I didn't play zelda

 

[General Zoider]

I have a theory that the pooner bubble will pop if it hasn't yet, mainly from the fact that there is a kind of upper limit on how many pooners can exist before everyone stops being special, and the public will just be like "oh look another one".

 

[Magic Pickle]

You're a hell of a writer. I love reading, and I can't believe what a good writer you are, especially putting out this volume. Do you edit and agonize over your word choices, or does this quality of writing just flow out of you like breathing, or somewhere in between?

I appreciate the praise, but the only real effort I put into writing is trying to squeeze in some rhymes, puns or alliteration - which is mostly because I read a lot of limericks when I was a kid. Otherwise I'm just flying by the seat of my pants, which likely doesn't sound very magical, but 'tis the gos-pickle truth.

Thread tax.
Martin Pooner King Jr: a FTM pens an inspiring speech to her fellow TiFs about the injustice of their continuing erasure, dreaming of a future where young girls won't be put off by the movement because of how much trannies fucking despise them. While it bothers OP that nobody goes out of their way to defend their emotional support titty-squishers or their decaying dongs, it clearly doesn't bother her enough to stop lapping at the taints of the crossdressers who resent her for giving up the glory of girlhood in favor of mimicking them in return. The community, it seems, fractures more and more with each passing day...
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Our Erasure is Not a Good Thing (and I’m Tired of Entertaining That It Is)​

I wanted to add onto the post here earlier about being tired of the boys vs girls vs nbs discourse that is constantly flooding my feeds (all our feeds?). I think that a lot of us trans men/trans mascs want to support our sisters while they are being villainized; I do too. Trans women’s safety is of upmost importance and I believe that they deserve their own movements that cater directly to them. (For instance, I firmly believe Protect the Dolls should just belong to them, personally. They deserve movements about trans misogyny in particular.) I have no qualms with this. I will always support our sister’s rights to freedom and bodily autonomy.
The issue that I have is that there seems to be this idea that our invisibility or erasure is somehow “protecting” us from transphobia or vitriol. I see this all over TikTok where the people who are supposed to be our allies actively silence us, spread hate/lies about our FTM community, and act with malice against us. They always say that we don’t want the visibility of trans women and that our invisibility keeps us safe, and that’s why we are not under attack or face any harm.
I would argue that this is far from the truth. I don’t think we are really *that* invisible to transphobes. I’d argue that our main invisibility problem is that we are invisible to our allies, the people who are supposed to care for us, support us, and help us during this malicious onslaught against trans people. Also, for clarification here, when I say “allies” I do not just mean trans women/trans fems/nonbinary people. I am including our cis allies too, because this erasure extends to everyone who is supposed to support us.
I have a few examples coming to mind. This will be far from an all-encompassing list as it will be just off the top of my head. However, even just these few things cause me concern for how visible we truly are to our enemies while being completely invisible to our allies. I could be mistaken about any number of these and this is based off my experiences. If I am wrong, feel free to correct me in the comments.

1. I am astounded by the number of our non-trans man/trans masc allies that I have met that have not even heard of Abigail Shrier’s “Irreversible Damage” book that is a complete attack on the FTM experience. I am constantly being kept in the loop of media that are anti-MTF experiences to make sure I am up to date on the attacks going on against our sisters. Knowing what’s going on not only lets us be better allies to each other but helps us mutually build a stronger trans community as a whole.
2. A couple of days ago, I was made aware of the FDA’s attack on our binder access. The thing is, I only saw this information being spread here in FTM spaces. It was actually very jarring to me that something crucial to our transition was essentially not making any news or waves in the general trans community. In a similar vein, the administration made an attack on our phalloplasty procedures, making them sound horrific, grotesque, and dangerous. Again, the only people I saw bring this up are trans men and everyone else otherwise ignored it. To put this into perspective, whenever attacks on vaginoplasty procedures are made, I (and I’ve noticed also many other trans men, nonbinary people, and cis allies) will defend the procedure and correct any falsehoods made about the procedure. It’s imperative for our allies to see what attacks are directed at us too.
3. The real-world attacks against our persons and bodies are often mislabeled as attacks against women. Our homicides are labeled as femicides and our SA statistics are calculated as SA against women. When our suffering and our pain is swept away under atrocities committed against cis women, we look to be doing much better than we are. We are stripped of our data that can be used to make it easier to find ways to keep us safe and support each other. This data-erasure is not just accidental (although, I’m sure some of it is), it is purposeful: to keep us down and keep us as hidden victims. Our invisibility literally keeps us perpetually abused and silenced on all the atrocities that we face. When we try to speak up and share our stories, our pain, our suffering, we are silenced.

Like I said, this is not an all-encompassing list but just a few things off the top of my head. I think these examples show that we aren’t really invisible in any way that would protect us. We are visible to transphobes and we are invisible to those we should be able to turn to for help.
I think it is very alarming how our own community silences us. I don’t want to think it is malicious. It probably isn’t. I don’t think any one of our allies actively wants to harm us. I try to tell myself that it is just some gross misunderstanding about there being a limited amount of stories that can be shared and issues that can be addressed. I believe that all trans issues can be addressed and that we should strive to address all our issues. We should build each other up and we shouldn’t silence each other. Sharing our collective stories and experiences make us *stronger* as a community. Not weaker.
I often think about the community that I want our younger brothers to inherit from us. The world is not looking like it will be sunshine and rainbows for the current generation of trans boys. When they become old enough to enter our community, what sort of space do I want them to have? I don’t want them to enter into a fractured community where they don’t feel safe to share their experiences, where they feel any less than human. I don’t want them to be afraid of transitioning and being whole because any issues or hurt they feel along the way will be silenced and ignored. I want them to feel solidarity with their community. I want them to feel safe to share their experiences. I want them to just… feel okay to be a trans man/trans masc. Because it is okay. And they should know that their community will always have their backs and keep them safe.
I want to implore us all to strive towards solidarity. I want us all to actually listen to each other. I want us all to talk about all of our problems in earnest. I want our community to be tied together strongly because fractured, we are much worse off than we are glued together.
I will continue to do my part in fighting for the rights of not only my fellow trans men/trans mascs, but also trans women/trans fems and nonbinary people as well. I will always be here to support any of us that need it in ways that I can. I care about all of us. Allies to us, please listen to us. All of us.

Poonin' out and autism seem to go together like peanut butter and jelly because this 40something Australian wife has decided she doesn't quite feel like a "real" girl and wants to start experimenting with roleplay in the bedroom since pursuing an autism diagnosis. Please send your thoughts and prayers to her husband, who will have to endure his beloved bride going through a midlife crisis where she starts referring to her vagina as a bonus hole - or a mancave, or a boyhole, or a bussy, or whatever nasty nickname TiFs decide helps them dissociate from womanhood more easily.
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Bringing queerness into a 'straight' relationship...​

TLDR: any advice please for how to experiment with being more non binary / transmasc within a 'straight' relationship?
Hi, I'm brand new here. I just worked out a few months ago that I'm genderqueer... possibly transmasc but (maybe non binary, as I've been living in this female body for 41 years and some of it is ok, lol.) This has all come out through a heap of introspection whilst going through an Autism / ADHD diagnosis, too. My lovely husband (we've been married 19 years) doesn't know what's hit him with all this 'new' stuff that's happening for me. I'm really nervous about going too quickly for him. I know he will always love me, but he's always been very attracted to my female body, so neither of us know what will happen through the course of this journey that I'm on. For now, I'm doing the gender exploration I didn't get to do as a kid. I don't know whether I'll eventually transition, I guess I'm trying to figure out what feels right. I've been wearing a binder for couple of months and I do enjoy the security of the compression and the flatter look of my chest. But it's summer right now in Australia, so the heat is a bit of an issue!
To get to my question: does anyone have any advice for how to be a little more experimental in the bedroom when maybe I want to role play as non binary or male? I have always been really bad at communicating about sex, and I think a lot of that has to do with internalised shame and gender dysphoria. I would love to feel 'freer' and more connected to my body and I think the only way to start is through some sort of role play, but the thought of that also freaks me out since I am not a 'sex is fun' person, to me sex has always been deadly serious because it's so vulnerable and exposing and therefore bloody difficult! Any tips from people who have been where I'm at right now?

 

[Paper Machete]

wants to start experimenting with roleplay in the bedroom since pursuing an autism diagnosis

If there was ever a time for a husband to look over the edge of his newspaper with a withering look and tell her she's being a silly woman, it would be this. I bet she doctor shopped for the autism diagnosis too. Good lord, 41?

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

Conspiracy theory: since the six-foot hons have taken over Roller Derby, Tboy Wrestling is for the not-women of gender to have an event where they're evenly matched.

Except whoops.

I have never understood how women decide to participate in a contact sport like Roller Derby, in the US, while being low-paid demimondaines, and that was pre-troon takeover. Even something as "simple" as a broken tibia off-work can be life-ruining if you're a barista or any other service industry peon.

I guess it's the same as male white trash doing stunts on quads, the vehicle named after what it makes you when you land.

PL but valid. My oldest daughter sustained a trade/career ending injury during roller derby practice. She was trying to slow down, it wasn't even a hit. Open fracture of tibia and fibula. Several years later she still has pins, rods, and pain. It's probably much more dangerous now with all the ogres and huns.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Crossposting my post in the Sideshows thread: a pooner art teacher asks Reddit if she should hang up this pooner art in her elementary school classroom.

A pooner who teaches art to elementary school kids wants to know if it would be appropriate to hang up art of a "man" with top surgery scars in her classroom:

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"Art" and post text:

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So this is my favorite work I’ve ever created, and I’d love to display it in my classroom because I’m very proud of it. However, I am a trans man; and the piece displays transness, showing indicators of medically transitioning.

I don’t want this to be something that ends up reflecting on me negatively. I don’t feel comfortable cutting the piece, or printing a cropped version, as that does feel like a censorship of sorts that I just don’t want to do. I think seeing a cropped version everyday knowing I can’t display the full piece would be kind of sad. However, I’m not certain if this would cause issues in an elementary class or not, especially given that it’s my first year teaching.

I’d love to display it because of how much work was put in, but would it be appropriate?

Of course she's posted her own chopped tits on Reddit:

Spoiler: Pooner tits and infected nips

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Get these fucking freaks out of schools, JFC.

You don't hate them enough.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Pooners are absolutely obsessed with dogs, much more than troons. While troons talk about being "puppygirls", its mainly in referencing being a dumb submissive bimbo aka the ultimate male fantasy of how a woman should be, a step slightly above a woman acting like an inanimate object.
Meanwhile pooners are obsessed with dog-like imagery in its most literal sense which makes them come across like edgy teenage girls instead of the "bad-ass" effect they were hoping for.

There are definitely fags who do puppy play (and maybe even some women who don't identify as men), but at this point I would not be surprised if the majority of those puppy play leather masks are bought by pooners (though I would also not be surprised if most of them are too shy to ever wear theirs in public.

I have no idea if it's specifically an old scottish woman thing or what but today I was going into a charity shop, two ladies standing outside who work there. One's what I'd call an old lady and one is middle aged. Middle aged one goes "Oh look out theres a young man going in behind you" and makes a comment about how that's the old lady's type then the old lady deadass turns around and is like "that's a young LADY" then the woman I guess to defuse the situation says "we'll say young person to be PG"

Does she think that the middle-aged woman would talk like that about a real man? I don't know how old she is, but unless she passes as a 70-year-old (so a 40 year old pooner) no woman is going to be making jokes about how a man should fuck her elderly friend. The middle-aged woman also obviously clocked her instantly as a pooner and was trying to humor her. The old woman didn't want to.

While I was trying to find her age, I came across this post about a pooner who is upset that her girlfriend "outted" her (archive).

I’m 22 and very stealth, I started transitioning at like 17 and those who knew me pre-T are very accepting. When it comes to ppl I date they’ve pretty much always outted me to either their friends or family not sure exactly why I rarely ask.

My partner (22nb) and I have been together for a lil over a year, I just found out they outted me to their very homophobic sister (the sister pointed out I was trans) and I was in shock because I didn’t think my partner would do that. In the beginning of our relationship I told them I don’t like/want ppl knowing I’m trans because I don’t wanna be looked at any different than a cis man. I’m having very conflicting feelings because i HATE HATE HATE that the sister knows and I just feel like my feelings were completely overstepped and not even considered. I expressed that them outing me was very hurtful and all they can say is “I know I’m sorry”.

For those of you who missed the critical part, I'll repeat it, "the sister pointed out I was trans" which means that the sister clocked her on her own and the pooner expects her girlfriend to straight up lie to her family about her being a real man or else she's outing her. All the comments seem to agree, though I don't know if they just missed that part and take her at her word that she is "very stealth" even though her girlfriend's sister clocked her immediately. You know, for once I'm going to agree with all the Reddit pooners, she should dump her girlfriend. Not because she violated her privacy by "outting" her, but because she's a toxic person that the girlfriend (even though she is an enby) will be better without.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Or are old scottish women just built with x-ray vision or something??

Kek. No Honey. They're just crones who have no fucks to give. Ironically enough because the E in their aging bodies has been reduced by Momma Nature. They're more naturally "masc" than you are. Cope and seethe on that one.

the gos-pickle truth

Spoiler: A bit OT

You're probably enjoying what I call Freed Kiwi Speak too. Once the social barriers to speaking the uncensored truth about these miserable fucks are fully removed, the words just write themselves, kek. Or fly out of your mouth in my case. But I'm like those old Scottish hags who can get away with that. All gray hair and no fucks. That said though, your writing is remarkable. Very well crafted and entertaining to read.
We thankee.

 

[Platonic Ideal]

Just popping in to say no pooner will ever be a man until they watch the movie "Master and Commander" and thinks it's cool as hell without somebody having to explain why. God bless you all and may everybody have a Happy Christmas

 

[Aunt Carol]

My oldest daughter sustained a trade/career ending injury during roller derby practice. [...] Open fracture of tibia and fibula. Several years later she still has pins, rods, and pain.

I think it got missed in the fog of trans, but my astonishment with roller derby is that the risk is treated so lightly. It's organized up to and including renting a building, but it's so easily devastating. Jackass-type stunts or screwing round on ATVs is a pick-up activity with your dumbass friends, but roller derby has leagues and rosters, not just funny drag-type names for the weekend warrior alt girls. (And now the hulking hons.) Anyone at any time can trip over an ottoman and break an arm, it's just a weird disconnect, especially given the financial state of the average 20-something and the unique challenges of the US social safety net.

It seems like this was something the Tboy wrestlers adopted without a thought. Or maybe they saw backyard wrestling and thought "hey, we could do that," without realizing even those people practice, or at least stretch before a match.

Actually, I wonder if any pooners have tried to integrate amateur wrestling.

Just popping in to say no pooner will ever be a man until they watch the movie "Master and Commander" and thinks it's cool as hell without somebody having to explain why.

...Bro no, there's a reason they call it "shipping."

I mean, I get it, though. Love the Hornblower books. But you show a pooner a period piece about nice looking dudes being heroic and persevering, making hard decisions, becoming bosom companions, doing a little 1700s self-surgery and showing manly emotion... you're getting m/m fanfiction and if you say you're surprised by that, I won't believe you.

 

[Big Shot]

you're getting m/m fanfiction

I'd have no problem and business what people goon to in the privacy of own bedroom, the problem is when the fujoshits and pooners try to screech at everyone else to respect their "headcanon".

I think the relationship between Sam and Frodo is the most egregious examp[e of it. From a male perspective it's a perfect hyperpolished version of good male friends who stick with you through thick and thin. But then come in the pornsick women, screeching on the top of their lungs about how Sam and Frodo are literally kweer and if you disagree you must be a bigot

 

[Pedophobe]

Bro no, there's a reason they call it "shipping."

That doesn't count as "getting it".

And FFS Kirk/Spock is one thing but this is fucking sacrilege. This is worse than what you bitches did to Frogman and Mr Wogglebug.

PS here's to 600 more pages of violent transmisandry

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

They do. It’s just that they don’t want to be men but teenage anime boys. If they wanted to just assimilate, we wouldn’t have a tread here, we have a handful of photos but most of their activism and whatever is about as interesting as the middle age lesbians that the older ftms tend to associate with. That’s why Buck Angel doesn’t quite produce the milk you’d assume the world’s first pooner porno would; the funny parts comes from kids who get angry at her for not giving two fuck about being called a lesbian or misgendered

Troons are stuck in their teens. Dudes want to be goth girls in skirts and stockings, and women want to be skinny emo boys who pound their homies.

Being envious of another person's body is such a fucking juvenile thing. Literally just throwing a tantrum cause you don't look like Gosling. It's fucking crazy.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

she didn't grow up on particular kinds of video games and certain types of anime.

When I was a girl, I played RTSs with the boys like Age of Empires and Command & Conquer and came away from it still a girl, just one with an awesome win ratio and a weird crush on Kane. I can assure her it doesn't turn you into a man if you play too many video games, it just turns you into a nerdy woman who posts on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

pseudo means trans, right?

Yes, in the same way that "trans" means "not" or "pretend".

 

[Less Nasty Old Person]

You're a hell of a writer. I love reading, and I can't believe what a good writer you are, especially putting out this volume. Do you edit and agonize over your word choices, or does this quality of writing just flow out of you like breathing, or somewhere in between?

That's right up there with "Gosh, your eyes are really purty" in creepthirst vibe.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Saw this on Twitter, what a specimen.

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She's ginger so I'm ok with not thinking of her as a woman. They're not really people.

Something that a lot of pooners don't realize is that unlike troons time works in their favor if they really care about passing. Because once they hit their 40+ years and begin hagmaxxing the mix of hormones and surgery will actually make them look like disgusting old men

They either end up looking like a progeria victim, or they turn into Gimli.