📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[DSHK]

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Why is it that the totally hetero boyfriends of these straight-with-extra-steps women never want to have vasectomies? Are they planning to have children with their mentally ill girlfriends? Probably not, knowing they will sooner or later mutilate their reproductive systems. So is it just entitlement? Laziness?

They won't even wear condoms, which you can get free from any sexual health clinic or the many gay bars and sex shops they invade.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Account based on talking about 'boypussy' is displeased with how people talk about trans men and polyamorous people. Live link here.

Y'all weird as fuck about psychotic sex pests. Do better.

 

[KifflomKween]

Y'all weird as fuck about psychotic sex pests. Do better.

They really like to pretend everyone is sooo secretly attracted to them like everyone has some weird trans crossdressing whatever fetish. Perverts always think everyone is secretly a pervert just like them and that they are the only ones who are totally so enlightened to see it. Really sex culty behavior.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Why is it that the totally hetero boyfriends of these straight-with-extra-steps women never want to have vasectomies? Are they planning to have children with their mentally ill girlfriends? Probably not, knowing they will sooner or later mutilate their reproductive systems. So is it just entitlement? Laziness?

Probably because no one takes pooners seriously. The assumption is either that the lil dood will change her mind and kids will be on the cards again or that the boyfriend will nope out once the pooner gets too masculine. Or because why bother if one of you is already taking a hammer to their reproductive organs?

Whenever I see a nonbinary male, it’s always a guy who wants in on the progressive stack without putting himself to any disadvantage. I would imagine this guy is just scoring easy pooner puss while the going’s good.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

They really like to pretend everyone is sooo secretly attracted to them like everyone has some weird trans crossdressing whatever fetish. Perverts always think everyone is secretly a pervert just like them and that they are the only ones who are totally so enlightened to see it. Really sex culty behavior.

i seem to remember an actual poll they did on either gay people or lgbt as a whole and they literally do think "cishet" people to be a minority and that either 50% or 2/3rds of the population is secretly gay. When the real estimate must be somewhere around 3% .
It explains a lot of their worldview and behaviour, imagine being a weirdo tranny with 20 comorbid paraphilias but you still think everyone has your back and your dumbfuck coomer posts are hecking relatable.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Whenever I see a nonbinary male, it’s always a guy who wants in on the progressive stack without putting himself to any disadvantage. I would imagine this guy is just scoring easy pooner puss while the going’s good.

Who was it said "when a woman says she's non-binary, it means she got raped; when a man says he's non-binary, it means he raped somebody"?

 

[Less Than Zero]

Some interesting things I found on my Xitter doomscroll today:


It seems trans women are turning against trans men, or some kind of discourse is going on with them? Either way it's something I've wondered about a lot because it does seem that there's something between trans women and trans men that makes them distrust eachother. How could you really be fine knowing there's a group that's trying to be the gender you're escaping from?

Heres Spheal too

 

[Shrugs]

Trans men and trans women distrusting each other makes sense.

Trans men are women who were probably sexually assaulted at some point in their lives, and transition to make them less desirable to the male gaze.

Trans women are men who are sexual deviants wanting to infiltrate women's spaces and prey on them.

In the end, both groups see each other as the sex they were born as.

 

[Magic Pickle]

t seems trans women are turning against trans men, or some kind of discourse is going on with them?

I was actually just covering this in another thread, and from what I can tell it seems to be a concurrence of two separate events: one in which that blue-dyed wannabe Smurfette troon got assmad at his pooner ex-girlfriend and started openly talking about how much he hates TiFs as well as the murder of a TiM named Gilalala sparking a resurgence in "Protect the Dolls" as a slogan - a slogan which excludes FTMs, much to their chagrin.

You can pretty much guarantee any sort of friction between these groups is because Liliths hate when Jaxons and Frogs dare to step out of line and defy doctrine, and it seems years of abuse from their Sophiean overlords are finally taking its toll on Aidens everywhere. Such an exhausting lot of people! Hopefully we'll see a cannibal holocaust among them within my lifetime.

Thread tax.
A "stealth" FTM is having a bit of an issue where people keep "degendering" her (which is a term for using neutral pronouns when you don't want to use gendered pronouns) and as a result, she can't stop getting into fights in defense of her, er, "honor." Based on her post history, OP seems to enjoy making her presence as toxic as possible by seeking to "maliciously comply" with orders to use bathrooms based on her sex and being aggressive towards coworkers, so I'm sure she's leaving a grand impression about pooners on everyone around her.
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What’s a polite way to tell people to call me he/him or go fuck themselves?​

Stealth trans man. The only scenario in which others discover me being trans is through their professional capacity.
Once they do see my records which shows I’m FTM, they start using they/them a lot more even though I’m completely stealth (which shows I don’t look androgynous).
Ive got a short temper so what I’ve been doing is, I look straight at them and tell them, you can either call me he, or you can go fuck yourself. I’m not a they, which part of me looks ambiguous to you?
For this reason I’ve been asked to leave or talked to a few times. But in my opinion, they shouldn’t be calling me anything but a man. If it had been a cis male customer who kept getting referred to as they, I trust that the cis man would also be offended.
So what’s a better way to handle this?

Hearing other TiFs refer to their genitals accurately has this li'l dood feeling quite uncomfortable, though she falls into classic female socialization by insisting "b-b-but it's okay if you guys do it! It's just, you know, not for me!" to avoid the iron hammer of assimilation from striking her down where she stands. I am begging these people to get real problems, because there's no way you gals are doing economic Jenga for rent and groceries and still have time to care about this shit.
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Terminology Dysphoria​

Does anyone else get uncomfortable or upset when trans men call their dih their cl!t? I've always used masculine terms when referring to my genitals to help with dysphoria even before hrt. I know I shouldn't expect everyone to use what words make me comfortable, but when I see others calling it feminine terms I feel lowkey sick to my stomach because it reminds me that we're one of the same. I don't mean this to be rude or anything it's just how my brain reacts due to my dysphoria. Feel free to share your opinion! I'd love to hear what others have to say.

A little fisherman who is more fish than man is having trouble getting any bites on her bait, all because of this pesky little problem where guys generally don't care to be pegged by members of the Lollipop Guild. Tellingly, she notices even other TiFs don't seem interested in her... hm, how puzzling! I thought a fake dick was a 1:1 equivalent to a real one? Surely all that propaganda I was waterboarded with on Tumblr didn't lie to me, right?
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Everybody wants a "tboy" until they find out I'm a top​

I've been involved in the gay/queer hookup scene since I was a teen and never really had any issues finding partners. Over time though my bottom dysphoria has gone crazy and I'm pretty much only interested in topping nowadays. Suddenly my inbox is dry af. Further proof most cis men dont see us as real men. Even other trans people. Irritating. Does anybody have recommendations on places they've had success finding hookups as a top? I'm bi but I mostly hook up with other trans people but I'm open to whatever.

Hoping that her fellow FTMs might show her mercy, a tomboy's self esteem is sent careening into the Shadow Realm when everyone can tell she's just a regular girl even at her most masculine in presentation. Since I was able to find the selfies she presented, I thought I would include them. Do you think she's a right proper lad, Kiwis?
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I posted on a subreddit asking if I pass​

I was dying in dysphoria yesterday, it was so bad I wanted to fucking cry, I try everything on my hand to look masculine yet every time I post on a trans subreddit I get called a butch or masculine woman. I am honestly so tired, so fed up, I might as well not leave my house anymore, I don’t know what to do. I still gotta wait months to start T and I’m losing my mind. I’m already going to therapy and I looked for help or advice on my community just to feel even worse.

Spoiler: Tomboy Enjoyers everywhere are brought to their knees in anguish.

Pre-pandemic, this poon was passing perfectly; post-pandemic, and people are pretty peeved at her presence. She seems confused as to what the change of heart has been, but it just goes to show how ignorant many Gender Jesters are to those outside of their bubble who have been drowning in inescapable troonacy for over a decade. Really? You can't imagine any reason why people don't like you anymore?
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getting weird looks and worse​

Background: I'm in my late thirties, came out almost a decade ago and been on T for about eight years. I've had top surgery and bottom surgery (meta). I live in the DC area.
For my first couple years on T, I was consistently read as being a masculine woman. It was frustrating but I never felt unsafe, just angry. Then, after I was on T for two years and had bulked up in the gym and done some voice training, I started passing. I found myself being not only read as male but assumed to be a cis man most of the time.
Then the pandemic happened. I wasn't able to go to the gym and started running instead, and lost a lot of muscle. And of course wearing a mask meant no one could see my face/beard. All people saw was a small short person, and I got consistently misgendered for 2-3 years.
Now things are weird. I have put some muscle back on, usually have a beard, and I'm balding. But I now get called "they" or even "she" far more often then I did in 2019. What's worse than that is I get glared at by strangers all the time. I've had people in the service industry walk away from me while I'm speaking to them and refuse to talk to me. I've been subtly hustled out of bars, like the minute I'm given my first drink, the bartender gives me the check and said "have a good night." I'm polite, I don't present myself outlandishly, and the only thing I can think of is that they're clocking me as trans and reacting to that.
In a few months I'm moving out west with some trans female friends who tell me it's much better where we're moving, that people don't glare the way they do here. It's just hard right now being treated like this everywhere, when that wasn't the case a few years ago.

And finally, the misery of mimicry: a fraud feels uncomfortable when in the presence of those she impersonates.
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Anyone else feel awkward and unnatural around (most) other men?​

I'm 3 months away from my 2 year T anniversary. I've only been passing consistently for maybe 6-9 months, more so in the last month because I've been able to grow a goatee finally. So maybe it's just that I haven't had much time to acclimate to how other men act.
But idk. I just feel like I don't interact well naturally with other guys. I've always been awkward around strangers so it's not exactly a new thing. But I know they can sense my nerves and it seems to put some of them off. Or maybe I'm coming off more queer than I think I am to them. I tend to get along a lot more with women, bc women are generally a lot more chill with queer men. But I feel like I come across as more queer to women bc I don't censor myself as much for safety around them.
The other factor here is that I am attracted to men, and I think I just get flustered if I think a guy is cute. That definitely doesn't help
But if another guy is making himself visibly queer (pins, more feminine clothing, deliberate conversation cues, etc) then I'm instantly more comfortable around him.
The strange thing is that I got along better with other boys growing up. I was the only "girl" in my friend groups. And now as an adult, realizing that I am both gay and trans has turned that on its head it seems.
I guess I'm just trying to figure out how much of this is me being gay, and how much is me being socialized female for so long. And I'm curious to hear your experience!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

tomboy's

try everything on my hand to look masculine yet every time I post on a trans subreddit I get called a butch or masculine woman. I am honestly so tired, so fed up, I might as well not leave my house anymore, I don’t know what to do. I still gotta wait months to start T and I’m losing my mind. I’m already going to therapy and I looked for help or advice on my community just to feel even worse.

I was consistently read as being a masculine woman.

another guy is making himself visibly queer (pins, more feminine clothing, deliberate conversation cues, etc)

These people are exhausting. All these labels are just so stupid and (apparently) unnecessarily confusing. That woman looks like a woman. Period.

Short hair is convenient or preferred aesthetically for many women,* even those of varying cis and hetero nano-categories; some women don't wear makeup (and I'd wager most don't go full beat on every cozy day at home). And sure, if all lesbians were either butch or lipstick (they aren't), she'd fall to butch based on those pictures. But you don't have to be a "tomboy" or even "tomboyish" or "butch" bc you look like this. She's not even necessarily "sporty." Put her in a slim black turtleneck and slacks and add a touch of lift in her curls and a little slick on the sides in the first picture, and she'd look very sophisticated - and unmistakeably and very female/ feminine/ womanly.

This whole, "take an aspect of an aspect of an outward appearance and make it into a noun or a whole identity" is so fucked up and has resulted in thousands and thousands of pages of absurd people turning themselves and their lives inside out because they have no interior sense of identity - it's all from the outside in. It would be one thing if everyone clearly understood the conversation as somewhat metaphorical and representative and spoke it that way. But it's not; at this point it is literally literal beliefs. It's so low-IQ, I can hardly stand it anymore.

"Clothes [DON'T ACTUALLY] make the man," jfc.

*can't relate; never liked the styling it requires to look like I want it to.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

i seem to remember an actual poll they did on either gay people or lgbt as a whole and they literally do think "cishet" people to be a minority and that either 50% or 2/3rds of the population is secretly gay. When the real estimate must be somewhere around 3% .
It explains a lot of their worldview and behaviour, imagine being a weirdo tranny with 20 comorbid paraphilias but you still think everyone has your back and your dumbfuck coomer posts are hecking relatable.

Troons and other such alphabet people are over-represented online. Partly because they are a very online culture, and partly because they can’t shut up about themselves. If you yourself spend a lot of time online, I can imagine that you would think there are more than there actually are.

 

[Kyff]

https://youtu.be/LWjbYkek2sc

This woman hired a coterie of poons for her music video. I know the really big eyed Aiden-chan is also trying to become a singer (called 'Jusxin' , hilariously).

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

A "stealth" FTM is having a bit of an issue where people keep "degendering" her

its such an autistic trait to believe that people being too polite to ever bring it up means "i am totally stealth you guys, fooled them all"

Troons and other such alphabet people are over-represented online. Partly because they are a very online culture, and partly because they can’t shut up about themselves. If you yourself spend a lot of time online, I can imagine that you would think there are more than there actually are.

it might be true every single mutual they know onlines identifies as some pronouns rainbow flavor. It would take very little outside exposure to dispel that but they never get even the bare minimum.

 

[AI generated waifu]

Some interesting things I found on my Xitter doomscroll today:
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It seems trans women are turning against trans men, or some kind of discourse is going on with them? Either way it's something I've wondered about a lot because it does seem that there's something between trans women and trans men that makes them distrust eachother. How could you really be fine knowing there's a group that's trying to be the gender you're escaping from?

Heres Spheal too
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Sounds like hons are making up people to be mad at and are losing touch with reality even more than they already have.

Remember that you can find a lot more stories of people (cis, FtM and MtF) being raped by a MtF and having to shut up about it in fear of making the community look bad than there are FtMs "wanting trans women dead for not being sexually available to them". Remember that a FtM wanted to post statistics about them having much higher rates of sexual trauma than MtFs only for tranny jannies to delete her reddit post.

These are the bottom of the barrel men happy to finally have an acceptable female target to harass.

 

[scathefire]

A "stealth" FTM is having a bit of an issue where people keep "degendering" her (which is a term for using neutral pronouns when you don't want to use gendered pronouns) and as a result, she can't stop getting into fights in defense of her, er, "honor." Based on her post history, OP seems to enjoy making her presence as toxic as possible by seeking to "maliciously comply" with orders to use bathrooms based on her sex and being aggressive towards coworkers, so I'm sure she's leaving a grand impression about pooners on everyone around her.
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If it had been a cis male customer who kept getting referred to as they, I trust that the cis man would also be offended.

Lol why would an actual man be personally offended by that? I don’t really think they’d give a shit over something so minor. This is just pooner projection.

 

[DSHK]

They really like to pretend everyone is sooo secretly attracted to them like everyone has some weird trans crossdressing whatever fetish. Perverts always think everyone is secretly a pervert just like them and that they are the only ones who are totally so enlightened to see it. Really sex culty behavior.

Same with faggots. Criticize their disgusting man butt fetish and the first thing they do is accuse you of being secretly gay.

 

[ApeBass]

Same with faggots. Criticize their disgusting man butt fetish and the first thing they do is accuse you of being secretly gay.

 

[DSHK]

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Ah, thanks. Been looking for that one.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Some interesting things I found on my Xitter doomscroll today:
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It seems trans women are turning against trans men, or some kind of discourse is going on with them? Either way it's something I've wondered about a lot because it does seem that there's something between trans women and trans men that makes them distrust eachother. How could you really be fine knowing there's a group that's trying to be the gender you're escaping from?

Heres Spheal too
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Was there a tranny sleeper cell activation or something? Why are the troons exposing their true thoughts so openly recently? There's this on Twitter, and there's the pedo wars on Tumblr right now that are putting people on the cusp of peaking.