📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

If you look at what Leftist types tend to eat, it's very high in carbohydrates (vegetarian/vegan "food") and low in animal fats. I suspect that one of the reasons so many Leftists behave the way they do is because their brains are literally not functioning correctly, due to poor diet.

I've met healthy in shape vegans/vegetarians in my life so its something i've witnessed being possible, the thing is one needs a healthy dose of self esteem and consideration for your own well being to be able to be health conscious and veganism adds another layer to that.

Gender specials by default hate themselves like its usually the case with the most woketarded type of people, so their vegans diets will consist on chugging bottles of corn syrup oreos for dinner. probably are too nihilistic to be doing it out of a sense of a true morality too, they've just internalized that its a diet for the meek and pathetic and thats the kind of archetype thats enshrined in their Critical Theory based value system that revolves around learned helplessness. They purposely choose a difficult dietary lifestyle to keep up with to virtue signal and then blame capitalism that they don't keep up with the extra effort to plan and supplement their nutrition, the more woes the better, its all an accumulation.

 

[Chandelier]

Some singer from a Kpop group came out as "transmasc non binary", zippertits and all.

SLAAAAYYYYYY MONARCH


Wearing grillz but the blacks don't seem to care because she's non binary now:

imagine a big problem in your life being you don't like how strangers write autistic porn with your favorite fictional characters

do these people have any goals in life? wtf do they do all day if they have so much time to bitch about snca?

The irony, as I've pointed out, is that they're the ones writing "transphobic" trans porn. Trans people base their entire identity around porn, so when pooners end up letting it slip they actually want to be feminine tradwives and be fucked by Don Juan six pack, other pooners don't like being reduced to their reproductive organs. If they criticize that, they're called trans meds. It's one huge case of friendly fire and to answer your question - they're autistic, so yes, this is all one Big Fucking Deal to them.

 

[Szfynks]

Fixed that

All of that, and diet is also a major and little-known factor in dementia.
If you look at what Leftist types tend to eat, it's very high in carbohydrates (vegetarian/vegan "food") and low in animal fats. I suspect that one of the reasons so many Leftists behave the way they do is because their brains are literally not functioning correctly, due to poor diet.

Nah. People are fucked up on both sides (vide animal fat freaks screeching over seed oils). The problem isn't whether one consumes animal based products, the problem is eating ultra-processed foods (and yes, meat products, just like "vegan meat" are one of them). One can easily have a healthy plant-based diet while avoiding vegan burgers and shit, it's even easier for vegetarians, because they can enrich their diet with eggs and dairy. Both vegetarians/vegans and "carnivores" have to use supplements nowadays because vegetables, fruit and grains are much less nutricious than they used to be due to soil depletion and industrial animals rearing. The main reason we eat like shit and get colon cancer earlier on life nowadays is overpopulation and the "greed is good" mindset. Look how people feed kids - both at schools and at home - just fucking look at it.

 

[Chandelier]

Account based on talking about 'boypussy' is displeased with how people talk about trans men and polyamorous people. Live link here.

"AMAB non binary person" - We call that 'male'.

Someone snuck in 'Therians', people who think they have spirit animals, in this list. I was under the impression white people could not have spirit animals as that is for Native American queers only.


Read: they're white people looking for a reason not to be Public Enemy #1 from all other minority groups.


"People are weird about trans people in general" - I wonder why.

Theyfabs can be rapists, too!


A bunch of autistic fat fucks who have to get in polycules to find love? You don't say.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Some singer from a Kpop group came out as "transmasc non binary", zippertits and all.
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The irony, as I've pointed out, is that they're the ones writing "transphobic" trans porn. Trans people base their entire identity around porn, so when pooners end up letting it slip they actually want to be feminine tradwives and be fucked by Don Juan six pack, other pooners don't like being reduced to their reproductive organs. If they criticize that, they're called trans meds. It's one huge case of friendly fire and to answer your question - they're autistic, so yes, this is all one Big Fucking Deal to them.

Koreans are the last race that should be doing the shaved eyebrows and head thing. They look like aliens.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Some singer from a Kpop group came out as "transmasc non binary", zippertits and all.

"So, you were a woman and now you're a man?", "no i'm a transmasc nonbinary male presenting zero-ace queer gupiosexual".

 

[Surfin Terf]

Some singer from a Kpop group came out as "transmasc non binary", zippertits and all.

Why does she keep on mentioning being "AFAB transmasc"? If you are not female then you can't be transmasc. Was she hiding (or at least pretending to hide) the fact that she was female?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Account based on talking about 'boypussy' is displeased with how people talk about trans men and polyamorous people. Live link here.

“Yall weird as fuck about [ever-increasing list of bizarre identities].” No, the whole concept behind the trans thing was that some people were born the wrong sex. Inventing some bullshit gender identity to make yourself feel better about being white and middle class is what’s weird as fuck. What’s weirder is acting like you’re nailing your manifesto to the door when you know your audience consists of other boring little white girls.

People out in the real world don’t care about your gender shit because it’s not important. “Um actually I’m a non-binary transmasc poly neurodivergent aroace pansexual.” “Just pour my coffee, Felix.”

"AMAB non binary person" - We call that 'male'.

Whenever I see “AMAB non-binary person,” particularly one who “presents masc,” it gives me the same skeezy vibes as “male feminist.”

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Ah, love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams

And then I see their face.

DOWNS. SYNDROME. POONER.

 

[vlcsr]

Koreans are the last race that should be doing the shaved eyebrows and head thing. They look like aliens.

The group is Japanese, they just sing in English and promote in Korea (why? Idk). Also, the group basically cosplays as aliens so I think the look is intentional.

I actually really like that group so I find this super depressing. It upsets me that a young woman felt she had to mutilate herself because people tell her as a woman she’s not supposed to shave her head or act boyish. Not sure I can keep watching the group’s stuff, it’ll just bum me out.

 

[scathefire]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=MMkNAQy3eow
It’s interesting how the pooner experience always seems to directly correlate with body horror. Not even by other people though, it’s all by pooners themselves. You don’t really see the same thing with MtFs, I guess since mentally ill women are more prone to hating their bodies on levels that border on complete insanity like this.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MMkNAQy3eowhttps://preservetube.com/watch?v=MMkNAQy3eow
It’s interesting how the pooner experience always seems to directly correlate with body horror. Not even by other people though, it’s all by pooners themselves. You don’t really see the same thing with MtFs, I guess since mentally ill women are more prone to hating their bodies on levels that border on complete insanity like this.

I always found it interesting that trannies are obsessed with this idea of how small and fragile humanity is and how we're all bound to the wims of the natural order, yet they never extend this logic to the nature of their own sex.

 

[NiKo's Deagle Miss]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MMkNAQy3eowhttps://preservetube.com/watch?v=MMkNAQy3eow
It’s interesting how the pooner experience always seems to directly correlate with body horror. Not even by other people though, it’s all by pooners themselves. You don’t really see the same thing with MtFs, I guess since mentally ill women are more prone to hating their bodies on levels that border on complete insanity like this.

with mtfs too but they dont express it publicly

and the whole video is gay and retarded

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I always found it interesting that trannies are obsessed with this idea of how small and fragile humanity is and how we're all bound to the wims of the natural order, yet they never extend this logic to the nature of their own sex.

They do so because they're misanthropes. They are perpetually angry at those who aren't constantly at war with themselves.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

They do so because they're misanthropes. They are perpetually angry at those who aren't constantly at war with themselves.

I think they fundamentally only choose to believe what is convenient to them. Humanity's inability to change the natural order of things in their mind justifies their nihilistic hedonism. However, the natural conclusion of that mentality wouldn't let them change their sex, so they discard that framework when it no longer justifies their lifestyle and adopt the transhumanist lense.

 

[General Zoider]

Why does she keep on mentioning being "AFAB transmasc"? If you are not female then you can't be transmasc. Was she hiding (or at least pretending to hide) the fact that she was female?

Words really have no meaning now, it's just who can string together the most insane set of buzzwords and commit to the bit.

A bunch of autistic fat fucks who have to get in polycules to find love? You don't say.

reading all that makes me miss the olden days when furries used to be enemy number 1.

 

[General Zoider]

Someone snuck in 'Therians', people who think they have spirit animals, in this list. I was under the impression white people could not have spirit animals as that is for Native American queers only.

in this instance, the therians are more furry based, then any sort of Native American stuff. I have honestly never seen a Native American claim on being therian.

From my own knowledge tho he is punching down because most people with the mark are autistic furry shit storms ... who usually poon or troon out in current year.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Some singer from a Kpop group came out as "transmasc non binary", zippertits and all.
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SLAAAAYYYYYY MONARCH
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Wearing grillz but the blacks don't seem to care because she's non binary now:
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The irony, as I've pointed out, is that they're the ones writing "transphobic" trans porn. Trans people base their entire identity around porn, so when pooners end up letting it slip they actually want to be feminine tradwives and be fucked by Don Juan six pack, other pooners don't like being reduced to their reproductive organs. If they criticize that, they're called trans meds. It's one huge case of friendly fire and to answer your question - they're autistic, so yes, this is all one Big Fucking Deal to them.

This bitch knew exactly what was in the puzzle box, and she opened it anyway. I guess that's one way to lower your piercing bills.

 

[Audit]

And back to our regularly scheduled crazies,

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Pooner is triggered by the term micropenis to describe her engorged clit and tells her life story. It all begins when she was 3, well maybe 5, and tried to make a stand to pee device out of a glitter bottle. source

Low-key I trust in this subreddit to tell me if I'm being a dramatic bitch and ONLY this subreddit bc the r/trans sub is FULL of transmeds.

So like I'm excited abt bottom growth, like stupidly excited. That was one of my earliest memories, wanting a penis. Even before I knew what sex was, so think, 3, 4, 5 years old. Never really any bottom dysphoria, just some killer envy and an attempt at like age four to make my own STP out of an empty glitter glue bottle (it worked until my mom found it lmao)

So my latest milestone is not being able to fit in the little hole that my vibrator has anymore, which renders me officially toyless atm, and I excitedly told my partner about it, and their response was "well, Walmart IS right there." Which obviously walmart isn't gonna sell trans care, I'll have to save up and order one of the transman fleshlights, and I said so even tho I knew they were joking.

And then I was excited bc I'm nearly to an inch, and for having my third shot of T literally yesterday, on a weekly basis (third shot, second week) I'm growing INSANELY fast (it'd make sense bc of my genetic/hormonal situation, plus the lack of a full estrogen puberty) and they start laughing and calling it a micropenis, which like.. yes? It is? But also ouch??

Cause like my partner is BIG. They're amab nonbinary so like ... They've got what I want. But like. Idk it just stings bc I'm watching this grow in real time, I'm passing milestones, I'm able to get hard now and have it show, I can feel it when I walk, all of that, for it to be called something that's usually looked down on in men's culture.

Like all I see online is how to not have a micro, how to make it grow, why it's shameful, and I know that's toxic masculinity but I'm trying to even just become SECURE in my masculinity right now and being made fun of for something that in a big part of mainstream society, makes you less of a man isn't helping.

She continues on elsewhere to describe her frustrations with birth control, which she takes because she has "safe" sex with her male nonbinary boyfriend. It's implied that she's had an abortion before. source

Hey all, I'm a trans man a few weeks on T, and by the time I get access to birth control, it will very likely be several months.

My providers told me that birth control shouldn't be an issue, as the dosages with the hormones aren't enough to affect my T levels, however, due to HORRENDOUS experiences on a estradiol/progestin combination pill (Blisovi 24 Fe), I'd prefer to stick solely one hormone or the other.

I DO NOT WANT AN IUD OR IMPLANT. Due to the healthcare/women's safety concerns in my country, I do not trust implants, especially with the low or no levels of prep/pain relief doctors will give AFAB people. I prefer the pill over injections as well, since yk.. I already have an injection once a week, I don't want more needles to contend with.

For background: I had a MASSIVE issue with blisove earlier this year, hormonal testing afterwards revealed I had stunningly low DHEA levels, and those were dragging down my T and E levels. It made me so immediately sick that I couldn't stand up for a full shower or drink water without violently dry heaving. In the two weeks I was on it, I lost 12 pounds (5.4 kgs), and even now, ten months later, am struggling to regain that weight lost. Zofran wouldn't put a DENT in it, and I was miserable 24/7. When I came off of it, I was told I'd get the non hormonal bleed afterwards, and then about two months later, I'd start my cycle back. That never happened. I was without a cycle from April-July, where, despite having safe sex, I fell pregnant at the beginning of July. (I am no longer pregnant.). I now have my cycle as normal. My DHEA levels were brought back to normalcy.

For side effects: anyone who is currently on T and taking birth control, or anyone who has in the last five years or so, what were your side effects? I'm particularly afraid of the nausea, for personal reasons, and I'm afraid of my breasts growing, for dysphoria reasons. Both side effects, are, of course, normal for birth control and I can figure something out, but how was, say, the breast growth combated or affected by the muscle redistribution of the testosterone?

Thank you so so so very much.

My dosage is .3 mg a week as a starter rn, just in case that's important. I know everyone is different but oh lord it'd sure help to know how different people experience their transition (the physical and internal changes they perceive) and how different people feel on birth control.

Mind you, elsewhere she claims she and her boyfriend are on the aroace spectrum. Which, naturally, she would post on r/askmen, which she definitely identifies with. source

My partner and I are on the ace spectrum, so we could do just fine without sex. It's a nice bonding experience but otherwise just eh. Can't even really say it's fun tbh, it can be sometimes.

Also while fishing for attention on r/askmen, she's claimed to be a victim of sexual assault, but you'll have to pardon me if I struggle to take a girl who swears she wanted a penis at 3 years old and elsewhere claimed to be an activist seriously. "I'm a victim. Feel bad for me." does not illicit sympathy anymore when I know these stories can be nothing more than the fancies of insane ideologues and the delusional. source

I love my partner dearly, but I wish more than anything that they'd understand that I am beyond deeply fucked up from sexual assault, and that no matter how much of an activist against SA for literally everyone else (believe victims, no is enough, I'm not ready is enough, doesn't matter what you're wearing, etc) I am, it's never enough for ME and I will always think that I could have done something better. No amount of talking through it will change the way I think about myself.

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A different pooner is reporting panic attacks and unusual vaginal behavior after starting testosterone. I'll let one of the ladies here attempt to unwind what sort of madness is happening in her underwear. Somehow she's getting way more fluid production as a whole. The comment section seconds this phenomenon but adds the wetness is only on the outside; the inside is dry. source

So I started T yesterday and I was NOT ready for my first ever boner like 5 hours later, I thought it would take a week at least. The unfortunate part is this (bottom growth and libido) is the number one side effect I wanted from T other than general masculinization, but when it happened I felt my classic panic symptoms start (heart pounding, loss of hearing, upset stomach) but I let it pass and gave everything about half an hour to settle and it was gone. I thought it was a fluke but today the same thing happened. I'm also going through a high anxiety time in my life right now which doesn't help but im so confused why this is happening. I was so hoping to rub one out the first time but I am struggling in such a strange way. Also it's increased arousal in the canal as well, my whole life I've never gotten wet until AFTER penetrative, but since last night I've been a fucking snail bro. I'm gonna take an old propanolol tonight to help the heart pounding but why the hell is my mind fighting my body when I'm finally getting what I've wanted for years???

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I have also found pooner art in the wild. source

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Again, we see the direct comparison between trannies and pooners. Just like trannies, pooners are obsessed with the boyhood they never had. source

I know mid90s isn’t a queer movie at all, and it’s not trying to be. But as a trans guy, I connected really deeply with the main character (Stevie) in a way that surprised me.

Watching him feels like watching a kid who is desperate to be seen as one of the boys — to belong among other guys, to be taken seriously, to be “cool” in the same way they are. On the surface, it’s about being young and wanting to emulate older kids, especially his brother: dressing like him, consuming what he consumes, copying his mannerisms. But emotionally, it hit me in a very FTM way.

That constant reaching toward boyhood/masculinity. Wanting to be part of that world so badly, even when you don’t have the language for why. Wanting to exist in the same space as other guys, not as “the little kid” or “the wrong thing,” but just… as one of them. For me, that mirrors a very transmasc experience — especially pre-transition — of trying to access manhood through observation, imitation, and proximity.

So even though the movie isn’t queer, it feels FTM-coded to me. Not in a literal sense, but emotionally.

Has anyone else seen mid90s and felt this way? Or had a similar experience with movies that aren’t explicitly trans/queer but still hit something very real?

 

[KifflomKween]

She continues on elsewhere to describe her frustrations with birth control, which she takes because she has "safe" sex with her male nonbinary boyfriend. It's implied that she's had an abortion before. source

Why is it that the totally hetero boyfriends of these straight-with-extra-steps women never want to have vasectomies? Are they planning to have children with their mentally ill girlfriends? Probably not, knowing they will sooner or later mutilate their reproductive systems. So is it just entitlement? Laziness?

A different pooner is reporting panic attacks and unusual vaginal behavior after starting testosterone. I'll let one of the ladies here attempt to unwind what sort of madness is happening in her underwear. Somehow she's getting way more fluid production as a whole. The comment section seconds this phenomenon but adds the wetness is only on the outside; the inside is dry. source

I'm not sure about the inside vs outside dryness because the fluids are supposed to come from the inside and then sort of ooze out? The "outside" afaik doesn't produce a lot of wetness. It does sweat though, and these girls tend to be on the heavier side + T things are going to get pretty sweaty down there.

The increased libido is obviously from the T, her brain being all scrambled with anxiety is a mix of heightened libido + her mental illness around her sexuality.

Again, we see the direct comparison between trannies and pooners. Just like trannies, pooners are obsessed with the boyhood they never had. source

This is just extreme pickme-ism. Sounds like any other hyper girly "cool girl" who's "totally one of the guys, bro!", "not like other girls", etc. Wouldn't surprise me if she was "bisexual" too.