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Copying from Kara Dansky's Twitter since I'm too lazy to summarize/paraphrase:

In 2024, a girl named Dagny Benedict took her own life. In 2019, she had been sexually abused by her father, James.
He was convicted, served time, and was released. He was later rearrested for failure to register, as required by law.

When she died, the Democrats, the establishment left, and the mainstream media referred to Dagny as a "nonbinary" student named Nex and blamed "anti-trans" bullying for her suicide. None of them bothered to mention that she had been sexually abused by her father.

Now we know, thanks to @DistMag, that James now calls himself a woman named "Chloe Elizabeth." He's listed on the California sex offense registry as female.

A few choice quotes:

A coroner determined that a troubled Benedict took her own life using over-the-counter medication in February 2024. False rumors that her death was connected to a fight in the school bathroom led to weeks of hysterical national media coverage as transgender ‘community’ activists falsely alleged a transphobic hate crime by middle schoolers. Dagny’s rapist father has received comparatively little attention from the ‘community’ that tried to make a ‘nonbinary’ martyr out of her..

Hughes, now 40, was convicted in 2019 of repeatedly raping Dagny in 2017. He received a five-year stint in prison, with a ten year suspended sentence, as well as lifetime sex offender registration. He was arrested in January 2024 for failing to register as ordered. Dagny took her life thirteen days later. It is unclear whether she knew about her father’s arrest, but trauma clearly played a role in her unstable identity issues.

The people who tried to make a martyr out of Dagny Benedict will not be upset by this development. They will not apologize or do better. They will instead defend the newly-minted ‘gender identity’ of the man who anally raped Dagny when she was nine years old.

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Fish and Chips said:
A coroner determined that a troubled Benedict took her own life using over-the-counter medication in February 2024. False rumors that her death was connected to a fight in the school bathroom led to weeks of hysterical national media coverage as transgender ‘community’ activists falsely alleged a transphobic hate crime by middle schoolers. Dagny’s rapist father has received comparatively little attention from the ‘community’ that tried to make a ‘nonbinary’ martyr out of her..
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Thanks fren. I knew there was more to that tale when it occurred. There were so many holes and tells (like Nex was living with her trashy grandmother who couldn't keep her story straight and was clearly avoiding saying something important about Nex's suicide) yet the tranny lovin' news orgs came up with the hatecrime narrative, made "Nex the non binary student" the latest LGBTQWERTY+ poster child, and flogged both to shreds everywhere online.

Makes ya wonder if her wikipedo page will be updated with that critical info. It should, but...I wouldn't hold my breath over that.
 
Pooner is a pervert:

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Pooner is a pervert:

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“[The main argument against allowing trans people into their preferred changing room], is that a problem?”

Any gay man will tell you that the reason there are gay bars, gay saunas and gay hookup apps is because if you hit on a random guy, at best you’re wasting your time and at worst, you’ll get your ass kicked. The latter probably isn’t a risk for an obese woman, but you’re still asking for a ban.

This is clearly the pornsick version of pooner, who reads her gay smut and assumes that every attractive man is secretly gay (for obese chicks).
 
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"I have PTSD because I was raped when I was 11" and you and your therapist don't think this might have something to do with not wanting to be a girl?
 
Audit said:
It's hard getting people to move past the initial instinct to feel sympathetic for and try to protect women.
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Yes, and that instinct is weaponised against society.

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In this thread alone, we have frequent visitors struggle to comprehend that they're sexually deviant and socially destructive in their own rights like troons
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I don't think they "struggle to comprehend" so much as "deliberately refuse to acknowledge". Because Reasons.

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Pooners need to be mocked and publicly ridiculed as a form of inoculation against their influence online. It's really the only way to stop pooners/troons from ruining more lives through social media grooming.
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Agree 1000%. I have previously stated that Pooners are far more dangerous and pernicious than Troons and I stand by my claim.
 
Fish and Chips said:
When she died, the Democrats, the establishment left, and the mainstream media referred to Dagny as a "nonbinary" student named Nex and blamed "anti-trans" bullying for her suicide.
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Fish and Chips said:
Now we know, thanks to @DistMag, that James now calls himself a woman named "Chloe Elizabeth." He's listed on the California sex offense registry as female.
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This is peak comedy, idc what any moralfags say this is the kind of shit you can make a movie about and it would piss everybody off

It could only get more kino if the rapist troon dad starts giving talks about how transphobes killed his pooner daughter and normalfags eat that shit up
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DD my ass those are your fat folds you obese cunt, and wearing nail polish isnt masculine at all

Some roided fuck gonna break her jaw
 
The voice, the voice... God, pooner voices are just as ear grating as trooner ones. Hearing the "9 year old obese boy with a helium voice tries to sound like a grown man" type shit they do just gives me such a visceral reaction. It's always that or the "I'll talk like the gayest gay guy on poppers cause that's what men in my fujoshi fantasies sound like"
 
Chester Copperpot said:
There was a big hubbub on 'BookTok' a few months ago when a young woman named Audra Winter (a pen name) self published her debut novel with rare success and tens of thousands of pre-orders and hype. Unfortunately when people received their copies it was....not good.
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From the blurb on the site: "This book is narrated by a neurodivergent sapphic protagonist, . . ."

I'm honestly just stunned to see an actual female, rather than a troon, using the word "sapphic".

Sounds like she's well on the way to becoming just as much of a lolcow as her namesake from 10 years ago.

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It has come to the attention of one pooner that some women men may not know how to pee standing up. She has provided a helpful guide on the topic.
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Ah yes, I remember when I was a boy and my father passed the family piss manual on to me, as his father did to him, so that I too could learn how to pee standing up without getting it everywhere. Truly one of the rites of passage of manhood.

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Your dick and vulva
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I'm willing to bet that's the first time that specific string of words has been uttered in human history.

I'm just chuckling at the mental image of a bunch of autistic pooners futilely pulling on their clits trying to direct their streams while pissing all over themselves and the surroundings.

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Pooner is a pervert:
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>>>I pass 100%
>>>I haven't had top surgery

Also, the idea that a "hot muscle bro" might respond positively to being ogled at by an actual ham planet of *either* sex is so disconnected from reality I don't even know what to say. I'm guessing this pooner has never heard the phrase "no femmes, no fats".
 
Pooner vs Troon wars are always fascinating to see. Whenever a pooner dares point out how transwomen are misogynist and only see them as meat bags, another is there telling them to "watch their language". Meanwhile, their Troon sisters are never told to calm down their rhetoric; they just get meaner.
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"Keep your mouth shut. This is transmisogyny!" They can't even win against each other. They police their speech whereas males do not.
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Tragi-Chan said:
and at worst, you’ll get your ass kicked. The latter probably isn’t a risk for an obese woman
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And that's the problem right there. - If Troons and Pooners were met with violence every time they tried to carry out their larp, it would end real quick. Pooners especially would benefit from realising just how weak and powerless they are in comparison to even an average man.

Also, I'm fairly certain that Pooner is Jewish.
 
Chandelier said:
Pooner vs Troon wars are always fascinating to see. Whenever a pooner dares point out how transwomen are misogynist and only see them as meat bags, another is there telling them to "watch their language". Meanwhile, their Troon sisters are never told to calm down their rhetoric; they just get meaner.
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"Keep your mouth shut. This is transmisogyny!" They can't even win against each other. They police their speech whereas males do not.
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The poon should just hit the troon with a "I'm sooo envious of your massive hands, your dark facial hair, your prominent Adam's apple, your apelike skull, your narrow hips and your huge frame! Why would you ever waste such peak maleness pretending to be an abomination of a woman?" and see how fast troons implode when poons use their logic against them.

Maybe if poons were a bit more based, but I'm not holding my breath
 
Pooner gets jealous of how her 11 year old brother surpassed her in height, writes the most feminine wall-of-text edgepost. [Link]

I love him, and I'll kind of try my best, but I don't think I'll just "put up with it" and try to "look normal."

I was very stupid as a child. I should never have wished for a brother. Obviously that my child version would think and project "If I had a young brother, he would have the luck I never had and I would be happy for him, and that would make me stop getting sad for not being a boy. Please God, give me a young brother."

Fuck, I was such an idiot. He already haves 11 and is almost at my height, while I am 19.

I will not be fucking able to survive. I won't be able to see him in the puberty.

I already feels dysphoric as fuck, feel that I will not be able to live like that for more 10 years, keeps ignoring the mirror, don't have self care, can't even Fucking FALL IN LOVE, because of that. Everyone seems to be so happy and comfortable in their bodies, and I have to be in that fucking hell.

I will not be able to look at him, I will only wish to be locked in my bedroom, don't talk any word. And I feel like I will get a lot of anger and hate in my heart. I just want to get soon into a far away uni, so I will not be able to notice anything.

I hate that family, they know that I am dysphoric as fuck, that It makes me suicidal. Fuck, I am not even considering my dysphoria like just a feeling, but a mental condition that needs transition to at least be able to live more years or not have a miserable life. But omg, it should be that fucked up religion. "It is a sin, it is a sin". Fuck that, if I kill myself I will go to hell too, right? I t will not change any shit.

They kinda prefer seeing me in a real hell than accepting or imagining it as a mental health condition. I could be taking T for free at 18, but if I do that, God knows what the fuck would happen to me. I tried already a fucking suicide due dysphoria, and they just ignore it and doesn't notice that yeah, I need transition to help me (I will not forget about doing therapy too).

Talking about God, I feel like I am a fucking joke to him. It is like "hey, I am bored? What about making a new human? Yeah, let's fucking give a male soul to them and give him a female body! It will be interesting to see how it will reacts. Oh, we should put more angst! Let's give them a unsupportive family, and be born in a religion that keeps telling them that searching for the only way to have a good life that they will go to hell, that they are sinning and a religious group that see him worse than r*pists. Yeah, that will be so fun! Can't wait to see how he will react when his lil brother gets in puberty too! It is funnier than just making a cis boy who will not be agonizing 24/7 about his brother and everyone will take him seriously if he cried about having low T or small dick! Let's fucking made that new human loose his young years due dysphoria! It is not already enough. While he will be agonizing, we will make a doctor prescribe T for 3 months to his young brother who was 10 at that time 🥰🥰🥰"

Damn, what a mess, I'm so envious of those who have supportive parents, were able to use blockers, and had T early. Or fucking just being a cis guy. I would go through the right puberty without the fear of faking it or "not being trans", And I'm probably only anxious about that part because this whole religion and dysphoria thing has taken away all my self-confidence.So, even though I have dreams, knowing that I want T, surgeries, and that I don't want small bottom growth, I'm still "afraid of faking it," even though I'm not faking anything anymore.

Hate that religion made my parents don't accept, how that says that I am sinning and will go to hell for wanting to just be happy or at least not kms, hate that church who keeps saying that trans people are possessed and are like zoos or p*dos. Hate that fucking shit puberty that I went through. I hate how it It gave me thighs, hips, butt, breasts, I hate it. What a mess, I'm almost crying over this disaster. Damn, during puberty I just isolated myself, drew, avoided mirrors and photos, and every time I noticed the changes I felt really bad.

That is not a cool joke, God. I hate that all, and I hate my family for caring more about religion. If I died they would prob tell that it was God doing that to save me from hell, because I would do something "wrong" like start hrt.

I just hope I can study well, get out of this hell, and become the person I've always wanted to be. The test I'm going to take is difficult; I'll have to pretend to be a girl, but at least it will guarantee me a good wage and get out of this hell as soon as possible. But God, I keep getting in panic attacks when I start to think about the time making my body more fem, my breast growing, or getting pregnant without wanting, and I cry for not having a dick, being small and looking like a girl. I am taking pop birth control to stop periods and treat pmdd. I hope that it at least helps me a little.

Sorry, it got longer than what I wanted
 
A 19 year old adult regretting that she wished for a little brother. How little outside sunlight do you need to stun your development THAT much, to the point where you are still emotionally a toddler? I mean, pooners aren’t known for emotional maturity but
 
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