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Therisse Van-Mar Amunatigui / TV-MA noise​

Bizarre musical poon-beast (yt)

first this grabbed my attention, what a strange statistic to bring up. 99% of the 41% are gayniggers, keep this in mind! (bs)
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saw some of the usual ftm tranny carnage... (bs, bs)
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then slowly began noticing all the art she reposts is unmistakably pooner-coded (bs, bs, bs, bs, bs, bs)
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these two seem to live together, and the artist of course is another poon (bs, bs, bs, bs, bs, bs)
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(bs, bs, bs, bs)
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worked at cartroon network, and i found the house (link / a, link / a, gofundme / a, metacritic / a, bs, bs, bs)
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13142 Meyer Rd, Whittier CA 90605
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TITS OUT TIDDIE FUNERAL (bs) there must be footage of this somewhere
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first this grabbed my attention, what a strange statistic to bring up. 99% of the 41% are gayniggers, keep this in mind! (bs)
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So...the vast majority of trans homicide victims are 'transfemmes' (that is, men), just like men are the vast majority of homicide victims.

Being a homicide victim is one of the most male ways to die. How apt.
 
It's almost all gay South American transvestites in prostitution. The murder rate in Brazil is insanely high for just about every other demographic too, so it's not unexpected.
 
Hongourable Madisha said:
It's almost all gay South American transvestites in prostitution. The murder rate in Brazil is insanely high for just about every other demographic too, so it's not unexpected.
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A few years ago there was some Brazilian nigger Troon complaining about how the police in Rio de Janeiro kill 8 black trannies a week. A Brazilian I knew commented, "I'm surprised it's only eight."
 
shatterspinel said:
The boyfriend wants to be in the OR for her top surgery as human anatomy is his special interest
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This freak probably has a gore fetish and wants to get off on watching her tits get cut off.

Nanashi no kiwi said:
The gays are having none of it:
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I wish women/lesbians were like this with the troons, but if we are honest we risk a hulking hon pulverizing us to death, lest we have the strength of that woman who recently got banned from Golds Gym.
 
pumpkinspicematchalatte said:
This freak probably has a gore fetish and wants to get off on watching her tits get cut off.


I wish women/lesbians were like this with the troons, but if we are honest we risk a hulking hon pulverizing us to death, lest we have the strength of that woman who recently got banned from Golds Gym.
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Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if the average woman could probably mop the floor with the average pooner since you haven't crippled your limbs with tissue harvesting for phalloplasty or debilitating scarring from "top surgery".
 
There was a big hubbub on 'BookTok' a few months ago when a young woman named Audra Winter (a pen name) self published her debut novel with rare success and tens of thousands of pre-orders and hype. Unfortunately when people received their copies it was....not good.

She writes like a bright high school student who wants to show how she knows All The Words!! But unfortunately she has not matured, probably needs to read more herself, and hasn't appreciated the editorial work involved in getting something to print. This vid is a good, if long, read of parts that shows the issues with her writing.

The drama was an interesting study in female culture; watching people work so hard to gently and kindly point out that criticism of the book was not criticism of her, to take pains to acknowledge what positives they could find, and to empathise with the struggle of being a new author. Audra did not cope at all well with the responses arguing, among other things, that 10000 hours makes you a master at something, and she's been writing for at least that long, so she was clearly an expert by that definition.

Anyhoo, if you hadn't guessed she's autistic so of course she is now 'Milo Winter', transman. She announced it with a massive long rant about climate and forest fires and 'by the way, I'm Milo, a man' bizarrely juxtaposed within. She was a typically feminine presenting woman of 22 just a couple of months ago.
 
It has come to the attention of one pooner that some women men may not know how to pee standing up. She has provided a helpful guide on the topic. source

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First of all, I want to preface this by saying that I am not an authority on anything. I’m just some random guy and I can only talk about my own experience with this. I honestly don’t even feel like I have perfected this method for myself, have not yet figured out urinals, but every time I’ve mentioned being able to pee standing on here, I (understandably) get asked how. So this is less of a hard guide, and more reminiscent of letting other students cheat off me during a math exam.

Image 1 shows the anatomical mechanism behind this. You can see that there is a groove leading from your urethral opening / meatus to the tip of your glans, that’s the urethral plate. Given adequate testosterone levels during development in-utero, this groove would’ve fused over and become part of the urethra to form a more typical penis*.

Even when sitting down, you might have already noticed that the urine flows along this groove and to the tip of your dick. When you stand, you likely need to keep your legs slightly apart so the groove isn’t squeezed shut / too tight by your legs, and the urine can flow properly.

Image 2 is me trying my best to give a real-life example and show off my own urethral groove and the path of the urine. Here’s another user giving a clearer view of it.

(Note: I’m intersex and my urethral opening sits inside my vaginal canal, sometimes called a urogenital sinus, that’s what the small circle in the big circle represents.)

Your dick and vulva likely look very different from mine or the next persons’, so I recommend you take a mirror to your own anatomy to get an idea of how everything sits on your body.

*If you’re not squeamish and want to get an idea on how we essentially just have a penis with an unfused urethra, you can look up penile subincision. It’s an extreme body modification (or genital mutilation, depending on context) that cuts along & exposes the length of the urethral plate inside the shaft, and practically undoes the fusing that happened in-utero. Just like us, people with a complete penile subincision either have to sit to urinate or use the same method I’m describing here, directing the urine flow along the urethral plate.

r/SubincisionMeatotomy is a sub dedicated to this body mod among others. There is medical gore on there, so proceed at your own risk.

Image 3 shows how I personally grip my dick to direct the stream, since it’s hard to get the full picture via just a photograph / video. I do not grip my glans as that makes the stream too unpredictable for me, but the shaft slightly below my glans. You might need to grip your dick differently to not disrupt the stream. I’ve heard of other people gripping their glans, lifting their penis via their foreskin, or pulling the skin besides their shaft upward with a finger on each side. Whatever works for you.

With all the theoretical knowledge out of the way, you need to acquire the practical knowledge on your own. Just like with STP prosthetics, you need tons of practice.

I started naked in the shower tub, progressed to outside the tub but still aiming into it, as it’s a larger target than a toilet bowl, and only trusted myself to use the toilet after I got better at aiming my stream. Still buttnaked btw. It took me maybe a month at the toilet til I was confident that there wouldn’t be any dribbles and I wouldn’t get piss on my pants.

Fair warning: Despite the euphoria, practice will get frustrating. You'll need to mop up your own piss at least once a day, you’re gonna feel like you’re not getting a hang of it or it’s not working at all, your dysphoria will likely be triggered. But I am convinced that most people with average sized growth (~3-4cm) or above can learn to do this, if they keep practicing and don’t give up out of frustration.

I also posted a video of me peeing, with a step by step guide of the main event, as I honestly wasn’t that keen on figuring out how to make it a GIF or if I could even add a GIF of that length to this post. I’m not that digitally literate.
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She has kindly provided a demonstration of this act as well. source

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Step 1: I stand with my legs about shoulder width apart and pull down my pants so they sit at the same levels as the rim of the bowl. If my pants sit too high there’s a chance my stream will hit the waist band when the stream becomes weaker and loses momentum towards the end.

Step 2: Grab my dick between my thumb, pointer and middle finger. I lightly grip my shaft just below my glans, not too tight so the urethral groove isn’t squeezed shut. I usually take a few seconds to wiggle my grip back and forth for a bit to adjust and make sure everything sits right.

Step 3: I pull up and outward so my glans is pointing at the back of the bowl.

Step 4: I start urinating trying to keep my stream at moderate pressure to be sure I aimed correctly before fully relaxing & letting it flow full force.

Step 5: As the stream teeters out and loses momentum, I lean forward the slightest bit to help the last few drops to flow towards my glans instead of dripping down closer to my urethral opening, wait a few seconds and then shake to get rid of the last drops of urine.

Step 6: I wipe the length of the urethral plate, from the urethral opening to the tips of my glans. I use 1-3 bits of toilet paper and usually don’t take quite as long as in the video tbh. Maybe 2 seconds. Out and about in the wilderness or at the side of the road I can get away with not wiping, I just shake for a bit longer.

(The harness is a self-made packing harness, got nothing to do with STP. I removed the packer for the video so it wouldn’t obstruct the view, but normally I just push it up and let it rest on the back of my hand - for anyone else who also packs with a harness.)
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I really want The Mess We're In podcast to get back together and all three hosts to each say "The Pooner Zoo", because I think hearing that in a paddy, sheepshagger and canuck accent would be the funniest shit in the world. It's funny when Josh says "pooner" but I bet it's funnier in other voices.
 
I would also like to see the "pooner" meme become popularized outside of defunct Reddit topics and old 4chan posts as the only remaining awareness of pooners and mocking them seems to be here on Kiwi Farms. The tranny-jannies have taken over Reddit awhile ago, and 4chan is mostly a fed honeypot/weird porn/tranny hangout these days instead of sincere edgelordism.

Even then, most of the lampooning and references to trans-idiocy seem to be directed at troons despite pooners outnumbering troons at this point because of how many teenage girls and young women are pooning out.

There have been few if any references to pooners on YouTube and elsewhere other than the mockery from Days of Boyhood, but she is the only person I can think of that comes to mind. Sadly, now that the Golden Age of YouTube and the internet in general is over, massive censorship is probably going to make pooner/troon memes even harder to find.

Why have pooners largely gone unnoticed by mainstream meme culture and internet humorists?
 
Hepativore said:
Why have pooners largely gone unnoticed by mainstream meme culture and internet humorists?
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I guess because it's much more culturally obvious to find crossdressing men ridiculous. To understand why FtMs are gross, you kinda need to actively learn about the exact details of why that is, which won't even occur to people who've never had to personally deal with pooners.
 
scathefire said:
I guess because it's much more culturally obvious to find crossdressing men ridiculous. To understand why FtMs are gross, you kinda need to actively learn about the exact details of why that is, which won't even occur to people who've never had to personally deal with pooners.
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Anybody who has seen pooners in public or have been around them like I have on a daily basis at my previous job quickly notices that they are some of the most laughably pathetic try-hards you will ever see.
 
It has come to the attention of one pooner that some women men may not know how to pee standing up. She has provided a helpful guide on the topic. source
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I, against my better judgment, read through this post.

For fuck's sake just pee sitting down. Peeing standing up is not meant to be such a production, and for actual men, it isn't.

But that doesn't mean it's compulsory. If you're a real man, there's no way to pee that can take away your manhood, right? So be a man and sit down, girlie.
 
scathefire said:
I guess because it's much more culturally obvious to find crossdressing men ridiculous. To understand why FtMs are gross, you kinda need to actively learn about the exact details of why that is, which won't even occur to people who've never had to personally deal with pooners.
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It's hard getting people to move past the initial instinct to feel sympathetic for and try to protect women. In this thread alone, we have frequent visitors struggle to comprehend that they're sexually deviant and socially destructive in their own rights like troons. Pooners need to be mocked and publicly ridiculed as a form of inoculation against their influence online. It's really the only way to stop pooners/troons from ruining more lives through social media grooming. It worked against teen pregnancy. Time to get on making trannies cringe and disgusting to kids.
 
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