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Hamplanet Fitness said:
World's most delusional pooner:

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Why the fuck do they post these word salads? If you think you're a man and can't do anything about it, and just being it, why do you need to post these schizo explanations? For who? I feel like this person feels regret and tries to deny shit with fancy ass word constructions.


mister meaner said:
Why are pooners so obsessed with gore / gore art?
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Guro is just popular among zoomers now (especially female, no idea why). They probably draw it to be extra edgy.


Hongourable Madisha said:
It's a different sort of misogyny now: porn has got so extreme and so widespread that kids see horrific rape and torture porn
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My brother in Christ, what kind of porn do you even watch? If anything, it became much more tame and moderated in recent years. It's really hard to stumble across rape/snuff unless you specifically search for it. Unless we talk about Telegram, which is sure full of disturbing shit. But even there, you will not easily find hardcore shit.

Aside from all that, kids should not have access to any kind of porn anyway. So always monitor you child's internet activity so they don't end up being a terminal gooner. You can't just blame internet on everything wrong with modern young people.
Ruined by the Rain said:
ITT
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ITT?

Ruined by the Rain said:
/TTTT/ is hell
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But it's really funny though.
Hamplanet Fitness said:
How many gay men do you think went for this lil dood's "bonus hole"?

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Forget the gender dynamics, what the fuck is the idea of publicly claiming you are a slut (of any gender)?
healing rain said:
FTM """femboys""" are really up there as one of the most annoying sects of pooners. They're like the final boss of NLOG attention whores.
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You have no idea. They are also the loudest and cuntiest and will go on endless crusades if you dare to assume they're lying about their struggles. Also the most annoying and inappropriate irl.


healing rain said:
all the retarded men fall for it in the comments
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They just wanna fuck
Anasa Tristis said:
unique to pooners humiliation fetish
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Not a pooner specific thing. There are lots and lots of hons who dream of being a public condom.
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Glad for him idk
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What are the odds
 
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Don't know where to share, I guess it can be here. link
  • 14 years old nordic girl (you can see from other posts in her profile)
  • Heart disease.
  • Very "dysphoric" (young girl doesn't like the changes on her body, unheard of).
  • Wanting to diy testosterone.
  • The great advice from a pooner: "doood just ignore doood, you'll be fine"
Fuck, this break my heart you guys. Wish I could say something. I like the little tag "nfsw 18+" that the users can completely ignore, on 4chan you get immediately banned if you're underage. Fuck the Reddit mods and admins, all a bunch of pedophiles.
 
It's that time again. Let's see what the fine confused ladies are up to. Rejoice, no pictures of mangled genitals today. I didn't find any funny ones.
I'm sure every woman in this thread has accidently contaminated her sex toys with capsaicin or otherwise managed to spread pepper juice all over her clitoris. Anyhow, fear not, the boldest of men with front holes have a PSA for you. source
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Pooner confirms she's never had an orgasm. She gets some weird cramps though that might be related to atrophy. source
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Apparently the mods have to combat teenagers posting nudes on reddit. Most agree it's CP and has to get taken down. One redditor disagrees. source

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Pooner complains of genital dryness. Reddit suggests rubbing her roid clit with coconut oil.source
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Comfy Summer said:
14 years old
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Yeah you can tell she is thinking like a child. What does she think is going to happen when she starts growing more facial hair then her male middle eastern classmates and her voice drops? Her parents and teachers are just going to go "well sex is a spectrum" and a team of social workers and cops will totally not get involved? And where is a 14-year-old getting T? Or even pumps and needles? Chances are she is not getting T, but some related steroid, and how would she figure out what even is a "low dose" even if it was just testosterone?

I think someone is going to have to blow up Reddit.
 
Massive projection from the Swarthy Pooner Hive!!!
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My very existence as a white man is an act of power to these people. Perhaps for my next magical act of power I'll smite these swarthy pooners down :punished: :stickup: :jaceknife: :melchett:
 
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I love the differences between this thread and the primarily male trans thread.

They're all worried about masturbating, women's lingerie and bathrooms. The women whine about fan fic and microaggressions
 
Paper Machete said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DiLkIMX678ENiggerpoon gets tazed in a smoke shop.
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This was awesome !
Shirtless, bearded, bonetted woman gets tazed after smoking weed then asking for a refund! Threatened to smash up the shop if she didn't get it.

By the time the cops got there she was curled up on the floor greening out.

Smoke shop owner is careful to say 'He/Him' and one cop is fooled until nearly the end, even though the zippertits are on full display.
Tranny gets tazed so hard she violently farts, maybe even a shart.

The other cop calls her 'She/Her', 'Ma'am', and 'Rebecca' (her deadname), I don't know if the lack of 'Its Sir!!!11!!' is because she was too fucked up to notice or if theyre a rare tranny who doesn't care.

Either way, it was good to hear the cops correctly gendering her and straight up telling the naiive one "That's a Female!"
 
AnOminous said:
Also what is with the bowtie thing? Nobody male under the age of 80 who isn't completely gay is wearing one of those.
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I think its to signal to other Pooners that they, are indeed, completely gay.
NiKo's Deagle Miss said:
my god why they always write so long posts, im too lazy to read it all.
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I got you!
The only part you need to read to know everything about her is this:
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Basically, She's the most NLOGing NLOG to ever NLOG...

EDIT: Sorry. Didn't mean to double post.
If a mod could merge these for me I would very much appreciate it.
 
The boyfriend wants to be in the OR for her top surgery as human anatomy is his special interest.
My [21] boyfriend [25] is a very very supportive bisexual cis guy, a RARE breed I know. Monogamous and dating to marry too. Crazy) and he gets a lot of joy out of seeing me happy with my transition and I haven’t felt more like a man than I have with him.

(None of that “best of both worlds” bullshit. Its so refreshing.)

Among many things, he’s been encouraging me to get top surgery. He’s a surgical tech and “joked” that if I got it done at the hospital he works at that I should request him to scrub into the case. This dude’s special interest no doubt is human anatomy. Which part of me finds very amusing and very sweet of him to offer but also I don’t need him to see me getting chopped up lmao. I doubt the stars would align for him to be apart of my top surgery, and I don’t think I’d want that- but what would y’all do? XD

Additional notes, he’s really excited that I’ve got a mustache coming in and he’s called my t-dick “handsome” and “sporty” and refers to my t-dick as a “little guy.” He recently said if we did a halloween costume as Dr. FrankenFurter and Rocky Horror that I should be Rocky which was very gender affirming. Just a couple of highlights.

I did win the jackpot on cis boyfriends I gotta say. We’re been together for close to a year now and we’ve had only one argument in our entire relationship- and it was about how I thought Billy and Stu from Scream seemed really gay and it was not the takeaway he hoped for when he showed me that movie. That’s it. It wasn’t really even a nasty argument it was more funny if anything.

Anyways, thanks for reading my quick rant about my cool weird boyfriend who wants to see my tits get hacked off
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shatterspinel said:
The boyfriend wants to be in the OR for her top surgery as human anatomy is his special interest.
My [21] boyfriend [25] is a very very supportive bisexual cis guy, a RARE breed I know. Monogamous and dating to marry too. Crazy) and he gets a lot of joy out of seeing me happy with my transition and I haven’t felt more like a man than I have with him.

(None of that “best of both worlds” bullshit. Its so refreshing.)

Among many things, he’s been encouraging me to get top surgery. He’s a surgical tech and “joked” that if I got it done at the hospital he works at that I should request him to scrub into the case. This dude’s special interest no doubt is human anatomy. Which part of me finds very amusing and very sweet of him to offer but also I don’t need him to see me getting chopped up lmao. I doubt the stars would align for him to be apart of my top surgery, and I don’t think I’d want that- but what would y’all do? XD

Additional notes, he’s really excited that I’ve got a mustache coming in and he’s called my t-dick “handsome” and “sporty” and refers to my t-dick as a “little guy.” He recently said if we did a halloween costume as Dr. FrankenFurter and Rocky Horror that I should be Rocky which was very gender affirming. Just a couple of highlights.

I did win the jackpot on cis boyfriends I gotta say. We’re been together for close to a year now and we’ve had only one argument in our entire relationship- and it was about how I thought Billy and Stu from Scream seemed really gay and it was not the takeaway he hoped for when he showed me that movie. That’s it. It wasn’t really even a nasty argument it was more funny if anything.

Anyways, thanks for reading my quick rant about my cool weird boyfriend who wants to see my tits get hacked off
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Wild and unexpected. Usually it’s a controlling or sadistic female pushing her BF to troon out.
 
shatterspinel said:
The boyfriend wants to be in the OR for her top surgery as human anatomy is his special interest.
My [21] boyfriend [25] is a very very supportive bisexual cis guy, a RARE breed I know. Monogamous and dating to marry too. Crazy) and he gets a lot of joy out of seeing me happy with my transition and I haven’t felt more like a man than I have with him.

(None of that “best of both worlds” bullshit. Its so refreshing.)

Among many things, he’s been encouraging me to get top surgery. He’s a surgical tech and “joked” that if I got it done at the hospital he works at that I should request him to scrub into the case. This dude’s special interest no doubt is human anatomy. Which part of me finds very amusing and very sweet of him to offer but also I don’t need him to see me getting chopped up lmao. I doubt the stars would align for him to be apart of my top surgery, and I don’t think I’d want that- but what would y’all do? XD

Additional notes, he’s really excited that I’ve got a mustache coming in and he’s called my t-dick “handsome” and “sporty” and refers to my t-dick as a “little guy.” He recently said if we did a halloween costume as Dr. FrankenFurter and Rocky Horror that I should be Rocky which was very gender affirming. Just a couple of highlights.

I did win the jackpot on cis boyfriends I gotta say. We’re been together for close to a year now and we’ve had only one argument in our entire relationship- and it was about how I thought Billy and Stu from Scream seemed really gay and it was not the takeaway he hoped for when he showed me that movie. That’s it. It wasn’t really even a nasty argument it was more funny if anything.

Anyways, thanks for reading my quick rant about my cool weird boyfriend who wants to see my tits get hacked off
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You just know this couple look like fucking ghouls and have 200 piercings between them irl.
 
wtf is this make up bullshit? The only make up that'll make you look manlier is the one that is not on your fucking face. Why use it at all?

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how am I supposed to receive your conchita wurst looking ass as masculine?
 
Comfy Summer said:
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Don't know where to share, I guess it can be here. link
  • 14 years old nordic girl (you can see from other posts in her profile)
  • Heart disease.
  • Very "dysphoric" (young girl doesn't like the changes on her body, unheard of).
  • Wanting to diy testosterone.
  • The great advice from a pooner: "doood just ignore doood, you'll be fine"
Fuck, this break my heart you guys. Wish I could say something. I like the little tag "nfsw 18+" that the users can completely ignore, on 4chan you get immediately banned if you're underage. Fuck the Reddit mods and admins, all a bunch of pedophiles.
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All of the lgbt-themed shit should be 18+, because it's related to sex
 
NoCockatrice said:
wtf is this make up bullshit?
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That is "separate from sex" gendered behavior finding its way to the surface, LOL. This kind of shit cracks me right up. Trans masc make up! Yeah, Doodz! Get that proper contouring for the right look!

And then it kinda scares me. These idiots are nuts and are adding even more confusion to the cultural norms that support continuation of the species.
 
Quick little peak into the world of r/gaytransguys.
Porn addiction: pooner edition source

Woman in T4T relationship has trouble climaxing during sex while having a porn addiction.
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Reddit responds. Porn addiction isn't real, bro.
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I find it most amusing that she imagines being a woman while masturbating.
 
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