📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[NiKo's Deagle Miss]

The concept of this

 

[Kerry Benton]

My take: basically she realizes people are losing interest in the trans movement which gives her less views. She banks on the fact that she had made herself many very young cult followers fans who adores her and have plenty of time to watch her asinine videos.

I agree! I was so blown away by how much she was guilt-tripping her viewers. She kept going on about how “this channel isn’t a space for me anymore, it’s for the trans community” acting like a damn martyr for ripping content from dumbass subreddits or making her 100000th video whining about JKR.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

How many gay men do you think went for this lil dood's "bonus hole"?

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Found in the wild... How it started/going :

 

[Ed Special]

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This is a troon, not a pooner. FFS => Facial Feminization Surgery, i.e. having half of your lower jaw sawed off to not look like a 90s Dork Dark Age superhero.
A plastic surgeon for that giant beak would've been a better use for the multi-generational hoard of Jew gold he's spent on hormones. At least he's learned to actually make his hair look presentable, though.

 

[Surfin Terf]

This is a troon, not a pooner. FFS => Facial Feminization Surgery, i.e. having half of your lower jaw sawed off to not look like a 90s Dork Dark Age superhero.
A plastic surgeon for that giant beak would've been a better use for the multi-generational hoard of Jew gold he's spent on hormones. At least he's learned to actually make his hair look presentable, though.

I was about to say that that was the most passing transman of all time. Didn’t notice the FFS

 

[Ed Special]

I was about to say that that was the most passing transman of all time. Didn’t notice the FFS

Yeah, at least before the FFS he could have vaguely passed as a pooner, but now he is very obviously suicidal MAN with a thousand-yard stare and a jaw that makes Leafy look like The Crimson Chin. What troons fail to recognize and accept is that having a Comically Small Chin accentuates your Adam's Apple, thus ironically FFS draws more attention to an indisputably more masculine trait that you can't safely fix with surgery. All in all, he looks more like a man now than he did before spending his Jew gold on getting mutilated by a butcher totally necessary reconstructive cosmetic surgery.

 

[Law]

I have interests that I want to share

lmao like what?
Jammidodger, besides being a grifter, is absolutely the stereotype of the trans man who gets so lost in the sauce of transition that they actually don't have any other interests outside of it. They even sometimes stop referring to themselves as "men", I've seen women like this refer to themselves as "a trans". Jammidogder didn't sell plushies of a cute animal or fantasy creature or funny drawing or reference - she sold plushies of her own damn self. She is an ouroboros of navel-gazing. There's nothing else there.

The concept of this
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Lesbians.

How many gay men do you think went for this lil dood's "bonus hole"?

Zero. When it comes to lying straight an bi men, though? Probably a lot.

 

[and I must scream]

lmao like what?

Excuse you, I'll have you know that she has read like 3 books this year, plays horror movies sometimes and another third something that I forgot. Also she is an "awkward British dude", so everything you said is moot.

 

[Big Shot]

Pooner talks to an actual guy for the first time in her life, gets an ick (VERY MASCULINE!)

Holy fanfiction, pooner gets called BOY by two girls then hugged out of nowhere. Who said anime isn't real?

 

[goat sneed]

A straight girl wonders if any other straight girls who call themselves gay boys had moments of trying to pretend they weren't straight girls. What do the comments say? Well, a lot of them seem very, very fixated on the label of "gay," for starters...

What a shitshow. A woman who wants to fuck guys is saying she used to think she was a dyke because of heternormativity? Do these weirdos even hear themselves?

 

[NiKo's Deagle Miss]

my god why they always write so long posts, im too lazy to read it all.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

I don't know, I've seen some pretty cute ones, in the same way you see extremely masculine men who started out presumably attractive before turning into hideous hons. These are usually those tiny little doods in bowties named Aidan or something.

Neither of those are fooling anyone. Nobody is believing this 5'1" Aidan wearing a bowtie is a man. Also what is with the bowtie thing? Nobody male under the age of 80 who isn't completely gay is wearing one of those.

Maybe the bowtie people are a new branch of the nation of Islam. I mean, some of those dudes are pretty short.

 

[Drive-by Farts]

Saying girls decide to be non-binary or transmen or whatever because they got molested does not explain this graph:

Gender nonsense might start from a number of issues but the absolute explosion of it seems to stem from a combination of being terminally online + being able to gain social clout from it. Being terminally online obviously includes yaoi/ BL exposure. But, most women who read BL don’t transition - the genre is popular in Asia but you don’t see many ftms there. So the social clout gained by transitioning is key! “Transtrenders” were definitely a real phenomenon. Do you see how it fell off a cliff the minute it wouldn’t guarantee social promotion and power?

Saying that trans men are all molested girls is as out of touch as saying trans women are feminine gay men with the heart of a woman.

 

[General Zoider]

Saying girls decide to be non-binary or transmen or whatever because they got molested does not explain this graph:
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Gender nonsense might start from a number of issues but the absolute explosion of it seems to stem from a combination of being terminally online + being able to gain social clout from it. Being terminally online obviously includes yaoi/ BL exposure. But, most women who read BL don’t transition - the genre is popular in Asia but you don’t see many ftms there. So the social clout gained by transitioning is key! “Transtrenders” were definitely a real phenomenon. Do you see how it fell off a cliff the minute it wouldn’t guarantee social promotion and power?

Saying that trans men are all molested girls is as out of touch as saying trans women are feminine gay men with the heart of a woman.

yep the moment they say they wouldnt be "YAS QUEENED" and just given a sigh of "oh look another one" they either went all in or shut up.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

But, most women who read BL don’t transition

Counter point, most men who watch porn whether that be vanilla straight porn, lesbian porn, or weird hentai, don't end up trooning out.

Most people who smoke Marijuana do not develop schizophrenia, but there's a not insignificant portion of the population that once exposed to thc run a high risk of developing it.

Imo, most troons and poons are just the result of porn addiction. There might be any number of co- afflictions/comorbidities, but the catalyst in most cases is porn addiction.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

'they will never see me as a man unless I get on hormones and surgery'.

I fixed it for her.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Why would we see more beautiful women pooning out as a result of being the object of sexual desire if being beautiful is not a requirement to be the object of sexual desire?

Imagine refusing to understand what the word "requirement" means.

Pooning out is simple. It is 100% of the time a response to being molested.

It is not.

Try and find a single Pooner that wasn't molested at some point, you can't.

Wrong and stupid.

You yourself said that "most women are attractive, men find the female form attractive, you do not need to be a model to inspire lust". I think you answered your own question.

As usual, you think this is some kind of "gotcha". Also as usual, you are wrong.

Maybe I was being ridiculous saying 100%, I'd revise that statement and say 80-90%. Seriously, I've met a few in college and it's almost always abuse.

It is rarely abuse. Women who go crazy from abuse become lesbians, not Pooners.
Also bear in mind that the claim of "muh aboos" is overused and deliberately vague. It can and often does mean nothing more than "A man I wasn't attracted to hit on me" or "I was not emotionally mature enough to deal with it when men started noticing me, and I had no adult guidance from the women in my life." Many such cases.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Counter point, most men who watch porn whether that be vanilla straight porn, lesbian porn, or weird hentai, don't end up trooning out.

Most people who smoke Marijuana do not develop schizophrenia, but there's a not insignificant portion of the population that once exposed to thc run a high risk of developing it.

Imo, most troons and poons are just the result of porn addiction. There might be any number of co- afflictions/comorbidities, but the catalyst in most cases is porn addiction.

Yeah, I think it’s a question of what resonates with you when you’re looking for a way out of an unsatisfying life. Some will do drugs, some will join cults or political organisations, and some will identify with porn.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Pooner talks to an actual guy for the first time in her life, gets an ick (VERY MASCULINE!)

OCD is a terrible burden. It's eating her alive. How did she manage to get to 19 without it being noticed by others or treated?

I just love that she ended up giving him $11.00, kek. So masc, Dood! That whole tale was so masc.