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A frisky li'l FTM is struggling in her relationship with a MTF who seems sexually disinterested in her now that she's on HRT, yet every time they manage sexual congress, he's the one who gets to climax - not her. On top of all that? She works overtime, takes care of the useless scrotum-wielder and cooks, cleans and keeps in shape! One of those situations where if they took off the gender-blinders, she'd see what a rotten ain't shit set-up this is, but alas, the band plays on...
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my sex drive is ruining my relationship​

me and my gf are on opposite sides of transitioning, so my sex drive went high so far and my girlfriends went down so fast. we never have sex and i always feel like such a predator for wanting it. im allowed to sexually desire my gf right ? we do still have sex occasionally. i rarely finish when we do, it’s all on her terms and ironically, im the one who feels used. i just don’t know what to do. i know master bating is always an option, but i only get to about once a week, when i have the house to myself. i dont wanna have sex anymore , i just wanna close my legs and forget about this part of the relationship. it’s all i ever think about. i’m just so weak and every time she seduces me , i give in so easy.
i have hobbies too ! i work 50 hours a week, i take care of my gf, i go to the gym 5 days a week, i cook, i bake , i clean , i game , im not just a gooner.
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A "gay trans guy" (heterosexual female) wants to engage in the frenzied, impassioned sex of your standard after-dark TV show, but is having a hard time finding a guy willing to play ball with her stupid identity. OP, finding a straight dude to flip your pancake is pretty easy even as a fairly middling chick, so you're really the only one shoving a stick in the wheel of your bicycle here.
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Attracted to gay men​

I’ve been trying to go out and do the whole “social” thing. I feel like I can talk to people and be a human. And I’m trying to take note of how I’m feeling and what interests me.
Part of why I was closeted so long is that I like men. And my partners liked women. So I just accepted it.
It’s kinda confusing. Especially as I like rough, physical sex. The best sex has always been when I get thrown around a bit. I still want that. Like REALLY want. I see gay muscle-y dudes bound and gagged and it just makes me feel so horny.
But I don’t know what to do with that. I hate my chest(it’s on my to-do list) and am afraid of engaging until I’ve been longer on testosterone. I know I pass just walking around. I am afraid that a partner will see the way I look and get upset. But I’m also unwilling to be misgendered.
I’m rambling.
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Diary of a shrimpy kid: a TiF's friend pokes fun at men of less imposing heights and it hits her right in her delicate little heart. This is a great example in which troons 'n' poons have selective hearing in terms of finding ways to be offended, because this off-the-cuff commentary on height came about during a discussion about a woman being mistreated by her toxic boyfriend. But no, OP, you're right, you fears about having a "Napoleon complex" (can women even have those?) matter far more, most definitely.
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Friend said it’s embarrassing to date short guys​

Hi, I’m a 5’2 trans man and my height has always been my biggest sources of gender dysphoria. No matter how many reassurances I hear, nothing has ever made me feel better about it.. and I think this made it even worse.
I was hanging out with my best friend of many years, and we were talking about how a woman we know gets treated badly by her boyfriend. Her boyfriend is really short (albeit taller than me…) and my friend said “it’s so embarrassing that she’s still dating him when he’s that short. you’d never catch me dating a short guy”… and although the guy in question sucks, this statement still hurt my feelings. I just laughed it off at the time but I can’t help but dwell on it now. I’ve always felt insecure in the context of dating because of my height; I can’t help but feel that I’ll never be enough for a woman, and that just made me feel more embarrassed about my height. Also, she knows how I feel about being short so it just felt like an insensitive thing to say.
I know I’m being dramatic but I can’t help it. I hate being short. I feel almost embarrassed to be trans because I feel like I’ll never be a real man on account of my height. I feel like I’ll never be attractive. I’ll never be able to treat a woman right. I’m always gonna be labeled with that “napoleon complex” if I try to show any sort of confidence. No one will ever take me seriously when I’m angry. I just feel so hopeless :-/
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A li'l dood is in such desperate need of having some sort of physical presence in her pants that she's debating sewing a silicone prosthetic penis into her flesh if only so that medical professionals will be forced to do "something" about it. I'm sure this is a momentary psychotic break for our little guy and not indicative of any actual action about to be taken, but still, what a concept!
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i want to permanently glue a prostetic to myself​

i'll never be able to afford bottom surgery unless i magically convince insurance to pay for it. im constantly aware of the lack of anything in my croth and it makes me sick. im going to buy the nicest 500 in one prostectic and surgical glue it to myself and stitch it myself. im already used to sticking needles in myself, itll be nothing. im so sick of living like this. i dont give a shit if it gets infected. maybe then they'll actually do something
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I know I’m being dramatic but I can’t help it. I hate being short. I feel almost embarrassed to be trans because I feel like I’ll never be a real man on account of my height.
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I might be full autist with a limited sense of perspective, but I feel if I were a pooner, there would be a list of other things ahead of shortness that would prevent me from being a 'real man', like being born female, every cell in my body being XX, my voice, face, breasts, hips, labia, vulva, cervix, ovaries, uterus....

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Even extremely short men look like men 99% of the time. An example that's fresh in my mind is 5 foot tall actor Nhut Le. Unusually short, absolutely, but still with a male frame and features. Kevin Hart, Danny DeVito, Dustin Hoffman, etc... nobody's mistaking them for ladies. Pooners' patchy facial hair and baggy clothes can only do so much.
 
furbyknife said:
Even extremely short men look like men 99% of the time. An example that's fresh in my mind is 5 foot tall actor Nhut Le. Unusually short, absolutely, but still with a male frame and features. Kevin Hart, Danny DeVito, Dustin Hoffman, etc... nobody's mistaking them for ladies. Pooners' patchy facial hair and baggy clothes can only do so much.
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The only thing about short men is that you instinctively notice them and take a second glance because they stand out, same with unusually tall women. This is of course an issue for troons'n'poonz since that second look tends to make you notice more "off" things about them.
 
Hell even though Prince looked like a woman in the face while being a total manlet, he didn't really struggle being seen as a man, and even managed to be a sex symbol.
 
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Magic Pickle said:
I love watching the gears in TiF's heads shift as they try to reconcile being "men" while also still enduring misogynistic abuse from society. It's considered pretty verboten to admit that poonin' out doesn't spare one the rod of woman-hatred, so OP should be careful to admit this lest formidable Lilithian overlords overhear and come stomping in to correct her for her vile, transmisogynistic ways.
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I love how easily pooners break kayfabe. They remind me of kids playing pretend.
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Even extremely short men look like men 99% of the time. An example that's fresh in my mind is 5 foot tall actor Nhut Le. Unusually short, absolutely, but still with a male frame and features. Kevin Hart, Danny DeVito, Dustin Hoffman, etc... nobody's mistaking them for ladies. Pooners' patchy facial hair and baggy clothes can only do so much.
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Tom Cruise too. I think really it’s a question of confidence, which most pooners lack. A short guy who’s insecure about it is more likely to be ridiculed than a short king who knows what he is and works with it.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I love how easily pooners break kayfabe. They remind me of kids playing pretend.

Tom Cruise too. I think really it’s a question of confidence, which most pooners lack. A short guy who’s insecure about it is more likely to be ridiculed than a short king who knows what he is and works with it.
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Hell, actual dwarfs like Peter Dinklage and Brad Williams own it and are considered handsome, or at the very least charismatic. Nobody mistakes them for women either.
 
furbyknife said:
Even extremely short men look like men 99% of the time. An example that's fresh in my mind is 5 foot tall actor Nhut Le. Unusually short, absolutely, but still with a male frame and features. Kevin Hart, Danny DeVito, Dustin Hoffman, etc... nobody's mistaking them for ladies. Pooners' patchy facial hair and baggy clothes can only do so much.
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And some of these shorties were even massive sex symbols. Look at Frank Sinatra. Five seven maybe seven and a half and that may have been an exaggeration. He apparently only weighed 119 pounds.

One of his exes, Ava Gardner, said this about him: "He only weighs 119, but 19 pounds is cock." If even your alienated ex says that about you, you've pretty much won at life despite being a manlet.
 
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Thus proving what I have always said: "women are shit at sport".
 
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AnOminous said:
Look at Frank Sinatra. Five seven maybe seven and a half and that may have been an exaggeration. He apparently only weighed 119 pounds.
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Was that unusual for his time period?

Five seven is at the low end of average now, but it’s not super tiny.
 
Ser Prize said:
Someone with a PHD is trying to tell us something that even 5 year olds know is bullshit. Biological sex is biological sex. All this "B-b-but" shit trying to add legitimacy to it is nothing but inane prattle.
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I really hate this Pooner. The smugness makes her so punchable.
 
Iron Jaguar said:
I really hate this Pooner. The smugness makes her so punchable.
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I feel bad for her because she's a lesbian who pooned out to appease her wife's family and appear heterosexual, but my sympathy ends when she starts pushing for other lesbians and for impressionable kids to do the same. Especially when she herself says that the surgeries were traumatic and dangerous.
 
Hongourable Madisha said:
I feel bad for her because she's a lesbian who pooned out to appease her wife's family and appear heterosexual, but my sympathy ends when she starts pushing for other lesbians and for impressionable kids to do the same. Especially when she herself says that the surgeries were traumatic and dangerous.
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Exactly.
It’s also wrapped up in her implied forgone conclusion that the gender debate is settled and that physical sex is a mutable choice or just a simple matter of medical procedure.
It would be more forgivable if it wasn’t for her oozing smugness.
I could even forgive her silly little girl approach to selling her soft toy merchandise, and accept her as a living example of nineties “new Men”.
Gentle and quite camp, but in a Joe Pera kind of way.
But it’s the smug arrogance that is really enraging.

Iron Jaguar said:
I really hate this Pooner. The smugness makes her so punchable.
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Indeed.

A male nerd like this will wind up the wrong other male and get put in their place with a bit of confrontation, but if she got the same treatment it is considered intimidation of a woman.
 
goat sneed said:
I think this one is the most tedious X pooners I've encountered.
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Update on mushycrouton, this is her new pfp.
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I think she forgot to use a filter cause I would never confuse this physiognomy for an actual man. It won't make her stop LARPing as a gay guy, though.

Fred Sargeant posted this tweet by her:
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And someone posted her telling on herself, yet again:
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