📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[scathefire]

We've got another roidraging pooner school shooter who specifically targeted a Christian school. Note: The freakishly long and narrow fingers, whispering to hide her gross T-induced frog voice, and how she wears her watch on her right wrist like a woman instead of on the left like a man. This is, what, at least the third?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5sOoD6ZPU9EED: Archive

It wasn't a pooner, it was an MtF troon apparently. It's funny that the article itself is misgendering him, though.

 

[Lioden4551]

Saw this video on tiktok, believed it was a girl until she kept correcting people in the comments that she's a dude. Even went as far as putting it into her bio. Obviously her face and style is so obviously female I had to do some digging to confirm my suspicions

Yep, it's a pooner.

Spoiler: Guess she isn't as attractive as she thinks

 

[Magic Pickle]

Diary of "Man" Frank: a TiF's autistic teenage sister admits that she took a peek into her journal and has been making fun of her for being a pooner the entire time. Naturally, OP is devastated; she should've gotten one of those little diaries with the locks on them like they had back in the early-to-mid 2000s.
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My sister just openly said that she read my diary.​

She just openly said it - about how she knew I was questioning my diary because she read it all. I know she snoops through my stuff - and this just makes it worse. It was my personal diary - it had all my reasons, and very personal stuff. It mentioned how I felt about all of it, and my level of FUCKING VULNERABILITY. I am beyond pissed, and most of all, hurt. She'd been teasing me for ages about how she was calling me dude and whatever, because she knew all this time. I just feel like my trust has been broken. She's literally 17, and a high functioning autistic girl. I don't know if it was just her autism or what, but I just feel so hurt about it. I love her but she shouldn't have done that at all.
Edit: I forgot to mention that I'm kinda considering the idea of detransitioning for safety and mental health - like forcing myself to go by she/her so I don't get made fun of by her - recently, to make fun of me, she'd yell my preferred name at me as a joke. I thought it didn't mean what I thought it did - but turns out I was right about my suspicions.
ANOTHER edit: to clarify, my sister uses her autism as an excuse for almost everything she does.

A FTM finds euphoria in the oddest of places, such as being a filthy fucking pig to the point that dirt sticks to her and eating with such impropriety that even pigs would deem her a poor dinner guest. I feel like it says a lot that TiFs think of all men as revolting, gluttonous, violent pigs and somehow consider this to be appealing.
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Random things I find oddly euphoric​

•Having a thick wallet•the way dirt sticks to my arm hair•I never see high heels in a size that would fit me•Eating ridiculously messy food with my hands •Being gifted 80's and 90's action figures •The entire discography of NIN•throwing logs on concrete to break them apart •as a toddler my mom gave me a mullet•people talking to me about cars thinking I must know what they're talking about•carrying a full laundry basket with one hand •when my mom's coworkers asked if her first daughter passed away (They've met me) •my uncle gifting me stuff from his deployment •Being designated my houses grocery carrier

A particularly stupid li'l dood has shacked up with a guy 16 years older than her and has permitted him to allow the snakes of his sperm into her hen house. Now, as it turns out, he doesn't want to get any sort of vaccinations to be around the baby and is even willing to let her raise the baby all by herself until it's safe to bring his germy ass around.
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Vaccination Phobia Argument Help​

My (43m) boyfriend is mad at me (27 transguy) because I told him he needs to get his vaccines up to date for our future child. He told me hed rather just not be around until it was safe to do so, and let me raise the baby by myself until then.
Mind you, I totally understand he has a severe fear of needles. I told him I would definitely be okay with him getting the intranasal flu vaccine, and we figure out if we can find a doctor who can help him with his severe phobia via numbing his arm with numbing cream, etc etc for any others needed.
He flipped out on me and told me im asking too much and that its no different than me eating cold pizza from the fridge.
Im beyond myself. I have a high risk pregnancy already, and really need support. He doesnt understand how much im suffering during this pregnancy (I cant keep anything down without copious zofran +b6 +unisom +BRAT diet) and im just heart broken. I feel like im the only one trying.
Anyway, the advice needed: is there anything I can do? I'm only 6w+4d pregnant and I have a supportive family. I dont know how to wake his ass up to the fact that not getting vaccinated means he could kill our baby.

I love watching the gears in TiF's heads shift as they try to reconcile being "men" while also still enduring misogynistic abuse from society. It's considered pretty verboten to admit that poonin' out doesn't spare one the rod of woman-hatred, so OP should be careful to admit this lest formidable Lilithian overlords overhear and come stomping in to correct her for her vile, transmisogynistic ways.
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Treating trans man as if they're cis men is not acceptance.​

I want to rant about the problem of people thinking that because a binary trans person wants to be referred to as the gender they are, they should be treated exactly like a cisgender man/woman.
Like "well if you want to be a man now, I won't acknowledge that you have experienced mysogyny before" kind of treatment.
Some trans men still experience misogyny on the daily even years after their transition if they don't pass or if they're open about their transess, just because you see this man as a man does not mean everyone does. Your viewpoint isn't the only existing one.
If you "look like a woman", have the mannerisms "of a woman", have the sex "of a woman", if you have the body "of a woman", misogynistic people aren't going to treat you like a man because you're actually a man, they're going to treat you like a woman because they will see you as one even though you're not.
A lot of people say that trans men don't experience misogyny at all, and that's also harmful.
Because they say it's because they are seen as men by the general public, that is inherently excluding any trans men who are currently closeted, not passing, intentionally feminine presenting, not legally considered men, etc.
If we take away the exclusion factor, the only reason that a trans man would not experience misogyny is if people think that he's a cisgender man.
So inherently, trans men do experience misogyny, but if they are always seen as a cisgender man, they don't because people don't see them as a trans man anymore. That is a very fragile version of "acceptance".
It's the same as if you are extremely masculine presenting woman, and you're seen as a cisgender man. There is a possibility that you do not experience any misogyny (unless people find out that you're a woman).
They are literally proving that trans men inherently experience misogyny, but they say that they don't because "all trans men are passing and trans men don't experience misogyny because people see them as cisgender"
That doesn't acknowledge that not every trans man is seen as cisgender or even as a man and it doesn't acknowledge the trans man's experience before transitioning.
Trans men only get the amount of respect of a man when people don't know that they are trans, that's not acceptance of trans men as men, that is taking away the trans aspect of their identity because you feel like that's the only way you could see them as what they are.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

a TiF's autistic teenage sister admits that she took a peek into her journal and has been making fun of her for being a pooner the entire time. Naturally, OP is devastated

Pooner also said her trust was broken. Dropping off all the pooner stuff, what sort of person is stupid enough to have a teen-aged sibling and somehow presume the sibling ISN'T going to read your diary? For better or worse, siblings being all up in your business is part of sibling life.

And Magic Pickle, thank you for all your great posts!

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

throwing logs on concrete to break them apart

Huh? What? This does not compute for me, this just produces a mental image of some retard tard raging and throwing things.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

a TiF's autistic teenage sister admits that she took a peek into her journal and has been making fun of her for being a pooner the entire time.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Saw this video on tiktok, believed it was a girl until she kept correcting people in the comments that she's a dude. Even went as far as putting it into her bio. Obviously her face and style is so obviously female I had to do some digging to confirm my suspicions
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Yep, it's a pooner.

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Spoiler: Guess she isn't as attractive as she thinks

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If I look like this I wouldn't dare put my body on the internet. The delusion is crazy

Diary of "Man" Frank: a TiF's autistic teenage sister admits that she took a peek into her journal and has been making fun of her for being a pooner the entire time. Naturally, OP is devastated; she should've gotten one of those little diaries with the locks on them like they had back in the early-to-mid 2000s.

If this was a real boy he'd just beat the sister up. Smh

This is the sort of sick, stupid insult I might use just for fun. But I wouldn't pretend to be noble while doing it. It is just open assholery to hurl a slur like this. I have to admit I was amused by it, but seriously, you don't get to say shit like that and then whine about your troonery being mocked.

They're not wrong tho. If you know a gay it's only a matter of time until he overshares about his three digits body count and make you cut him off in disgust

 

[Captain Cornbread Corneli]

Blessed be the Techno Gherkin for blessing us with another bountiful harvest.

This is the sort of sick, stupid insult I might use just for fun. But I wouldn't pretend to be noble while doing it. It is just open assholery to hurl a slur like this. I have to admit I was amused by it, but seriously, you don't get to say shit like that and then whine about your troonery being mocked.

Fuck troons. They get AIDS even more than fags, if you want to know the truth. Look at the statistics.

Aids Incubator is pretty hilarious. That's the cruel, surgical efficiency I can only expect from a Woman.

If this was a real boy he'd just beat the sister up. Smh

If she was a a real boy she wouldn't have had a diary at all lmao. Not even trannies keep diaries, they'd kill for such female brained instincts.

 

[FinnSven]

I confess that this pooner in particular annoys me with her insistence that transgender is backed by science because her PHD in psychology “proved” a specific under certain terms example.

What further irritates me is how she now speaks like it’s a general scientific consensus, yet provides no real biological or relevant disciplinary evidence.

Then she will solidly claim that the “terfs” are the ones making sweeping statements based on feelings.

Not just her total hypocrisy, but also the fact that she has managed to transition into exactly the kind of know it all, weedy, twig boy, that gets on the nerves of a lot of males.
I find her immensely annoying.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

If she was a a real boy she wouldn't have had a diary at all lmao. Not even trannies keep diaries, they'd kill for such female brained instincts.

I'm sorry, I forgot your kind call it a journal.

 

[Captain Cornbread Corneli]

I'm sorry, I forgot your kind call it a journal.

Neither that, I'm saying Males don't really feel the need to record their feelings and stuff on a regular basis, from the most scorched flamer to the most frost bitten Jotnar troon.

 

[unwieldy_object]

Neither that, I'm saying Males don't really feel the need to record their feelings and stuff on a regular basis, from the most scorched flamer to the most frost bitten Jotnar troon.

Uhh, literature is not agreeing with you.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Neither that, I'm saying Males don't really feel the need to record their feelings and stuff on a regular basis, from the most scorched flamer to the most frost bitten Jotnar troon.

I can't believe Kafka was a pooner.

 

[Magic Pickle]

I can't believe Kafka was a pooner.

Rest in peace, Kafka, you would've loved Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown.

 

[scathefire]

OP should be careful to admit this lest formidable Lilithian overlords overhear and come stomping in to correct her for her vile, transmisogynistic ways.

Looks like they already did

 

[Kerry Benton]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bB_yzubvRjc
I confess that this pooner in particular annoys me with her insistence that transgender is backed by science because her PHD in psychology “proved” a specific under certain terms example.

What further irritates me is how she now speaks like it’s a general scientific consensus, yet provides no real biological or relevant disciplinary evidence.

Then she will solidly claim that the “terfs” are the ones making sweeping statements based on feelings.

Not just her total hypocrisy, but also the fact that she has managed to transition into exactly the kind of know it all, weedy, twig boy, that gets on the nerves of a lot of males.
I find her immensely annoying.

Oh how funny, I just came over to this thread to talk about my girl Jamie… her videos are weirdly soothing to me, it’s so easy to tell what her stupid arguments are going to be, all of her videos are exactly the same. I know she’s not really a lol cow, but I’m surprised she doesn’t have her own thread. She’s been posting for so long!

 

[Bloo]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bB_yzubvRjc
I confess that this pooner in particular annoys me with her insistence that transgender is backed by science because her PHD in psychology “proved” a specific under certain terms example.

What further irritates me is how she now speaks like it’s a general scientific consensus, yet provides no real biological or relevant disciplinary evidence.

Then she will solidly claim that the “terfs” are the ones making sweeping statements based on feelings.

Not just her total hypocrisy, but also the fact that she has managed to transition into exactly the kind of know it all, weedy, twig boy, that gets on the nerves of a lot of males.
I find her immensely annoying.

I always love Jammi’s arguments, “trans women are women because they’re women.” The end. Don’t think about it. She never even begins to attempt to explain any further.

The kawaii plushies she’s plugging is the cherry on top.

 

[KifflomKween]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bB_yzubvRjc
I confess that this pooner in particular annoys me with her insistence that transgender is backed by science because her PHD in psychology “proved” a specific under certain terms example.

What further irritates me is how she now speaks like it’s a general scientific consensus, yet provides no real biological or relevant disciplinary evidence.

Then she will solidly claim that the “terfs” are the ones making sweeping statements based on feelings.

Not just her total hypocrisy, but also the fact that she has managed to transition into exactly the kind of know it all, weedy, twig boy, that gets on the nerves of a lot of males.
I find her immensely annoying.

All this trouble to end up looking like a pasty soyboy.

 

[Ser Prize]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bB_yzubvRjc
I confess that this pooner in particular annoys me with her insistence that transgender is backed by science because her PHD in psychology “proved” a specific under certain terms example.

What further irritates me is how she now speaks like it’s a general scientific consensus, yet provides no real biological or relevant disciplinary evidence.

Then she will solidly claim that the “terfs” are the ones making sweeping statements based on feelings.

Not just her total hypocrisy, but also the fact that she has managed to transition into exactly the kind of know it all, weedy, twig boy, that gets on the nerves of a lot of males.
I find her immensely annoying.

Someone with a PHD is trying to tell us something that even 5 year olds know is bullshit. Biological sex is biological sex. All this "B-b-but" shit trying to add legitimacy to it is nothing but inane prattle.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone with a PHD is trying to tell us something that even 5 year olds know is bullshit. Biological sex is biological sex. All this "B-b-but" shit trying to add legitimacy to it is nothing but inane prattle.

"I have a Ph.D. therefore the sky is green!" No it isn't nigger, just shut up.