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Has anyone seen the new documentary about Eminem called "Stans"

It was generally concerning cause they are all fucking insane people, but there's this one pooner who I immediately clocked before they even revealed they were transgender, she mostly just complains about how her parents aren't supportive, despite seemingly living at home and having meals cooked for her by her parents.

Later in the documentary, it's revealed that she has chosen to change her name to Marshall, as an homage to Marshall Mathers. Skinwalking Eminem has to be a new one.
 
KingFrampt said:
Later in the documentary, it's revealed that she has chosen to change her name to Marshall, as an homage to Marshall Mathers. Skinwalking Eminem has to be a new one.
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There are tons of wiggers who worship Eminem like a god and do everything they can to imitate his look and style.

This beeyotch is probably not even the only pooner wigger who wants to be Eminem.
 
Pooner says the quiet part out loud.

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Mellorine said:
The only gay men I know of involved with anything yaoi adjacent are pulp writers who write formula romance with pretty male ingenues in place of pretty maiden ingenues
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Does furry art count as yaoi adjacent? I see the extreme degenerate side gays engage with stuff like that as well as the bara stuff that you know is written/drawn by men and not women.
I’ve also seen online more of the flamboyant twinky men project onto women and read the Romantasy stuff than consuming stuff actually targeted toward them.
 
DeeNaMeeTay said:
Does furry art count as yaoi adjacent? I see the extreme degenerate side gays engage with stuff like that as well as the bara stuff that you know is written/drawn by men and not women.
I’ve also seen online more of the flamboyant twinky men project onto women and read the Romantasy stuff than consuming stuff actually targeted toward them.
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The furry pipeline is "Vulnerable nerdy boy with no social skills, generally vulnerable to any and all things willing to 'accept' him >by pushing him into their desired direction". The amount of lispy gay faggoty homo furries I've met who are now dating women, as in thin breast/assless women; the least 'otherwise erotic to even homosexuals' kind.

What furry porn does is hide the nasty biological aspect to sex and sexuality. Wow, two hot cougar studs catcalling in a club with their cocks out? Now imagine them being two guys with the same haircuts age 33. Suddenly it's not so hot anymore. Furry art is closer to cartoony clay than anything resembling realism, obviously, making even two gay guys fucking look almost SFW (especially compared to how used the internet is to safehorny shit like feet pics and womb brands).

Yet, ironically, even amidst all this idiocy, I've gone onto furry platforms/apps a few times and the women act like any other kind of women. Fuck the OC and art; look at me, female! Superior to the rest! I love weed and having open relationship sex! Oh uhh... I guess I have a furry tail or something idk.

Yet, I've not actually met any fujo furries. Like the "I wanna see two bara daddies fuck for my entertainment" kind.
 
⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
I've not actually met any fujo furries. Like the "I wanna see two bara daddies fuck for my entertainment" kind.
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I believe there is a spectrum of a pick-me fujo. One side says they don’t like cnc and rape yaoi so they are better than the other fujos. The other side is where they say they don’t sexualize gay men because they consume exclusively porn that was made by gay men and not Fujo women. this side is mainly pooners.

If you go to sjw art thread you will see a lot of drawings of hairy bara “men” making out together. They draw this because that’s what they look like in real life due to the effects of hrt. They are upset that they look like hobbits and not the pale twinks they used to have gender envy for. They just want to self insert so they draw porn that looks like themselves to affirm themselves as real gay men. It’s a cope.
⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
What furry porn does is hide the nasty biological aspect to sex and sexuality. Wow, two hot cougar studs catcalling in a club with their cocks out? Now imagine them being two guys with the same haircuts age 33.
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I’ve heard online that much older gay men chase after the barely legal gay men. And then there’s the term “twink death” which is the equivalent of “hitting the wall” but for men. It’s kinda the same situation where gross hetero men date young women over women their age. it’s just icky.
 
Tread Miller said:
And "@MugiWaraKunst" apologizes for having "triggered this," which I assume means starting the initial discussion:
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Carefully apologising over something another person said on the internet. Peak heccin' masc' right there, dood.

Mad_Dog said:
Pooners wanting to fuck gay men is the current year equivalent of Eve craving the forbidden fruit.
Women. Women never change.
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This.
 
Sighting in the wild:

That Japanese Victorian style frilly dress outfit.
A matching cherry blossom pink print walking cane.
Shitty zoomer "80s" haircut

I said to myself this one will have pronouns...

he/they
 
Retarded married pooner is shocked and appalled that her husband is sad that she is about to chop her tits off to feed her delusions and whines to the poonclave of r/ftm
Archive: https://archive.is/UHBFh
UPDATE AUGUST 2025: it's been a rocky few years, and 2 weeks before my top surgery is when we finally decided to separate. He kept going from hot to cold, telling me that he loved and supported me, and then telling me that he was no longer attracted to me and pictured his life differently. I got tired of this and asked for a divorce previously, but he was the one who convinced me to stay in the marriage, and I stayed for another year.

With top surgery date rapidly approaching, he was closing himself off and really depressed and I kept asking what was wrong. He wouldn't tell me and just kept saying "it is what it is," so I finally snapped and said that was bullshit and he needed to work this out either through couples therapy or one on one therapy, which he turned down yet again. I said "fine, i want a divorce then."
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Hamplanet Fitness said:
Pooner writes a dissertation about yaoi and accuses her fellow women (of the non-trans-identified variety) of being homophobic even though she's the one skinwalking a gay man.

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Gook Gooner Pooners (Pookers)? Are the worst of this subspecies as while troonerism and faggotry of all flags has been a stable of East Asian culture,FtMs are a completly foreign invention foreign to their misogynistic effeminate sissy Patriarchy. Do not ONLY are they cursed to foreverial look like 13 year old boys forever by the melon scooper hex,but they’re encouraged to act like them too since it’s the male beauty stantard,so now they’re just tomboys with extra steps and it’s pissing them off subconsciously.
 
We have a word for guys that will go for penis or vagina. It's a really cool word. Bisexual. I give people permission to use it lots. "Trans guys can be heterosexual and into women". I'm going to introduce you to another word that's really cool. It's lesbian. We use this word for women into vagina.
 
Earlier I posted about a lesbian event that got jumped by fujos - who didn't even ship the lesbian pairing - because the event didn't allow rape. One of the mods, who was included in a screenshot over whether trans men were men, insisted she was doxed here.
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I haven't been on 4chan in months but I think their reaction would be the same as mine: fujos jumping a lesbian event for not having rape is pretty male centric, and demanding you be included despite the event not including men outs you as you not even believing your own bullshit.

There's more drama to this, but it will be posted to the yaoi thread.
 
It's *checks notes* misogyny to say pooners are straight women who fetishize gay men. But how is it misogyny, if they're men?

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Edit: Pooner talks about exposing herself at a gay men's bathhouse and encountering a non-op TIM. Even bathhouses aren't safe from these weird women.

 
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