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Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Trudeau replacement Mark Carney's daughter "Sasha" (born Sophia) is a plug-ugly "transmasc" they them.

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There is something unsettling- porcine, deformed- about her facial features. Wonder if mom likes the sauce.
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Interesting to see that she would use somebody like Enid Blyton as proof for her theory that trans people have always existed. Blyton also believed that all gypsies are thieves and the Welsh are subhuman scum. But maybe she was correct about that, too?
 
Sayer of the N-Word said:
She must have had no contact with males at all before going to college if she thinks telling people that she has tiny balls disease is going to help her pass. It's also super female to frame it as worrying about offensiveness rather than plausibility.
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Why would it even matter?
“I have hypogonadism!”
“That’s really offensive to people with hypogonadism like you.”

Bullshitting people is an art. If you don’t have confidence in your bullshit, you shouldn’t try. I have a mental image of this pooner introducing herself. “Hi, I’m Felix! I suppose you’re wondering why my voice is like this. Well, it’s because I have hypogonadism, which means I don’t produce enough testosterone. It’s a real condition, look it up! I’m not trans, by the way.”
 
batteredpancakes said:
That pic of her is old. I found a more recent pic on the scrappy reading series Instagram account.
She's gotten fat as they all do. So predictable.
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Why do pooners always get so fat? Even the ones who don’t get really fat start to round out like in that photo. I’ve literally only seen one pooner on T for a while who didn’t get fat because she really started embracing the gay man gym/anorexia life. I think I read T increases hunger in women?
 
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Hassou Tobi said:
Why do pooners always get so fat? Even the ones who don’t get really fat start to round out. I’ve literally only seen one pooner on T for a while who didn’t get fat because she really started embracing the gay man gym/anorexia life. I think I read T increases hunger in women?
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It’s a steroid, which makes them hungrier and they’re so firmly set in the body positivity shit, they’re not even allowed to tell each other to put down the fork or hit the gym. Also a lot of them believe that eating burgers makes them appear more manly. There’s a handful of ones who actually used it to get buff, but if Buck Angel is proof of anything, it always comes with massive health issues in the long run
 
Hassou Tobi said:
Why do pooners always get so fat?
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Because they're women with emotional problems and/or anxiety.

If they're trying to appear not-female for trauma reasons, those women have always gotten fat. If they just like yaoi, yaoi lives on the Internet where your physical body doesn't matter. Etc. Plus in the trans paradigm, your body changes with drugs or surgery; suggesting effort on your part is transphobic. Hair dye is OK though.
 
Hassou Tobi said:
Why do pooners always get so fat? Even the ones who don’t get really fat start to round out. I’ve literally only seen one pooner on T for a while who didn’t get fat because she really started embracing the gay man gym/anorexia life. I think I read T increases hunger in women?
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A while back I saw some on Reddit say that they eat the daily recommended calories as men as they’re true and honest men after all.
 
File under "Poon Around & Find Out":
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
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Very likely she's also homeless due to her decision to poon out. We've seen proof of how the troon cult encourages their followers to yeet their blood family if they at any point object to the trooning/pooning and embrace their "queer glitter family" consisting of online groomers. So what usually happens when an autistic teen without street smarts or life skills finds out the hard way that their groomers don't actually give a shit about them and definitely won't house them or pay for their cost of living? Homelessness.
 
Know what women did when they needed women-only services and there weren’t any? They started their own.

Get to it, lil’ pooner. Start that trans-men-only shelter. I’m sure you’re very brave and the trans community will absolutely support you. Right?
 
A delicate li'l poon is positively frustrated that all of the crossdressing chicks around, like her, want to take on a submissive role during sex. I've noticed FTMs, on average, seem vastly more invested in top/bottom and dominant/submissive roles in sex than normal women are - just another reason why they fall into kinky, multi-herpetic polycules, I suppose.
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Why are there no trans men tops.​

I don’t know if this is just my experience or just general to where I live, but oh my god I feel like I’m gonna lose my mind. I got broken up with by ex and we had been together for a good while. And I figured out a big part of it was because he didn’t like being the top/dom in the relationship. Relationship dynamics are pretty important to me so that kinda hurt to find out.
But ofc that’s fine, we’re young, figure out who you are and live as who you are I’m not mad about that. But why. The. Fuck. Are there no trans men tops ANYWHERE. I swear every trans man I meet is straight or a bottom (and I’m not gonna lie I know very few straight trans men) it just annoys me because this isn’t even the first time this has happened to me. My only other relationship which also had been going for a while, broke up with me (again had to find out afterwards) because he was a bottom. (And other reasons but still a big part) and JUST CMON ON GIVE ME A BREAK. I’m VERY open about the fact I like being the sub/bottom in any romantic relationship and don’t enjoy topping much at all, I feel it’s deathly obvious if you met me in person. I kinda feel like I wouldn’t have been their first choices had there been a more masculine dom option.
And I also just hate the idea of being the more “manly” one, not in a “man-lite” transphobic way but just enjoy being like idk more fem and idk “dainty”.? It just sucks that I care so much and enjoy that sorta dynamic with a man when literally all of the trans guys I know (and honestly I’m nervous to branch out to cis guys) are exclusive bottoms or just generally prefer it.
I don’t know I might just be tweaking out because it’s happened to me so specifically but even other trans guy friends I have are so idk. Is there a trans bottom pandemic or smt and am I patient 0? The world may never know.
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A young TiF is so distressed at the concept of her breasts growing in that she's debating buying illegal testosterone (which she isn't sure exists) and developing bulimia. And we're supposed to think she's in a mentally well enough state to make these decisions for herself!
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Wait time is so long that it is too late to get puberty blockers now.​

Before, I asked for a referral to a gender clinic. the referral took a few months because they lost it. After that, they said the wait time was 6 months. Ok. I wait 6 months. Now they say the wait time is another 6 months. I say I would like it sooner. They say to call next Thursday, because there is someone who we could talk to on Thursday. Let's call them Sarah. We call on Thursday, and they say “Sorry, Sarah's not here today. She will be here next Thursday. So we call next Thursday. Same thing. This goes on for a few months. I honestly don't think that Sarah exists. Now, they are trying to get puberty blockers banned. The dreaded lumps are growing again since I have been eating better. I'm honestly thinking of just eating my food to make my mom happy, and then throw up when she's gone, so that the lumps will stop growing again. Or maybe I can buy non legal testosterone and test them with fentanyl test strips to stay safe. Idk man, I don't know if there are even any dealers in my area. I hope that street testosterone is a thing. But then again, I have to figure out where to get the money. I can do shovelling for money if the dealer is cheap. But if not, I'll have to get crafty. Maybe sell my computer. But then my parents will get suspicious that my computer is gone. Fuck it, I'll ask some rich kid at school for some money. Hopefully they don't punch me. What do you guys suggest? My parents are absolutely not getting me DIY hormones.
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Can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen: this little lady's friends kept razzing her about her transgenderism, and she doesn't seem smart enough to understand that lying to them for the past year may inspire karmic sniping from them in return. Additionally: lol @ enjoying Sailor Moon.
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My friends genuinely suck sometimes​

I told my online friends I was transgender like last week after knowing them since last year. I finally felt confident enough to do it. Keep in mind, they're cis men. I lied to them before and just said my voice was due to genetics and other issues.
They do support me, which is good. However, I did a face reveal and they both said I still look like a girl / they can see the girl in me. That really hurt me, but I pretended it didn't. Then they forced me to say my deadname and then went "wow, I've never known a deadname before" that's right... You DONT BECAUSE THATS NOT ME IS IT.
Then they proceeded to say I sound like a girl and one of them said "she- he" out loud for the first time and it hurt me. That's literally never happened before. It's just not fair.
I'm also scared they're going around telling people because idk if I can trust them like that.
My girlfriend fully supports me and I couldn't be happier to have her. We just have friends who wre nice, but have comments which really suck sometimes.
And they even said "it makes a lot more sense now" like literally what. They said the way I act over excited and from the things I'm into (example, Sailor Moon the anime) like dude... Leave?
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This dood is fuming that James Barry, a woman who was denied personhood in life by her birth sex and thus had to misrepresent herself for freedom, might be recognized as both female and accomplished in the modern era. Pooners have such little empathy, they can never comprehend what women have historically been forced to do to survive.
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The misgendering of Dr. James Barry on a short makes me wanna crash out​

Not really a vent, but there's this short on YouTube talking about Dr. James Barry, but just using his dead name, referring to him as a woman, just everything. Saying he's such an important woman figure in history, how woman needed to hide as men just to be able to do stuff
And then a lot of people are like oh "SHE's important, yada yada yada". There's plenty of people actually correcting the post saying he wanted to be recognized as male, never has his body unclothed in his death, etc, yet you have some people just being assholes. I even commented saying dr. James is PRESUMABLY a trans man due to his own statements and today's time, and some person I guess wanted to be funny by saying "apples are presumably a fruit and not a food" RRARSFGSGHHJDHC
Yah there's plenty of times woman disguised themselves as men, BUT THERES A DIFFERENCE AS THIS PERSON WAS AND IS RECOGNIZED AS A MAN
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@Magic Pickle
Her real name was Elizabeth Blackwell, and likely didn't want anyone to know she was a girl because of necrophiliacs.

Don't like gender roles? You're trans!!

Her story is interesting. Lots of fellow doctors suspected she was female but didn't say anything. Some also thought she was a gay man :lit:.
 
HeyRosalina said:
@Magic Pickle
Her real name was Elizabeth Blackwell, and likely didn't want anyone to know she was a girl because of necrophiliacs.

Don't like gender roles? You're trans!!

Her story is interesting. Lots of fellow doctors suspected she was female but didn't say anything. Some also thought she was a gay man :lit:.
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Oh her- we learned about her under her real name in school, more than once. I didn't even remember her pseudonym because it seemed an unimportant detail- she didn't "identify" as James, she used the moniker of James as a tool to accomplish things she otherwise could not have accomplished. The male pseud was no more important than the vehicle she used to get to work.

Disturbing that kids are now being taught about a "transman" named "James Barry" instead of the well-known woman of historical accomplishments, Elizabeth Blackwell.
 
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