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Magic Pickle said:
Thread tax: a poon is upset that it's so difficult for her to date as a "gay trans man." Her complaints are so startlingly female that it makes me wonder if detransition is in her future... she certainly doesn't sound like she's living the hot twink lifestyle she was expecting.
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Her profile indicates that she has all her body parts and is only taking low dose T. She could go back and probably be just fine if she stops soon. Let's hope for her sake that she doesn't dawdle too much longer.
 
Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Her profile indicates that she has all her body parts and is only taking low dose T. She could go back and probably be just fine if she stops soon. Let's hope for her sake that she doesn't dawdle too much longer.
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If that’s the case she’s lying about passing until they got her naked, I wish Reddit pooners posted more pictures, it’s hard to guess what the kernel of truth in those stories would have been. Either way she needs a massive dose of reality before detransing.
 
Izdaja Slika said:
Pooner lists six times she's tried to rape gay men by deception

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She concludes "I'm so done" which means she is not done, she will continue to lie to herself and to gay men and to the entire world, and has learnt nothing.

Also the very idea that gay men will do "other stuff" with her, as if it's only her genitals that are female, instead of every cell in her body and every other expression of femininity in her phenotype. Okay bitch.
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Pooners are really under the impression that gay men are going to act like the ones in their BL mangas where they see that they have female genitalia and decide it's okay because any hole is a goal, right? - only to discover that gay men legitimately do not like vagina and some of them will indeed get violent. One day one of them will put his hands on her and she'll be running to Reddit as to why Mr Big didn't want to go down on her "boy pussy". They talk a big game in their circles on how everyone wants them - or how much they're fucking your mother - but will bitch and moan when they think the cissies aren't looking.
 
Alfred Delapore said:
The #1 wig give away is when the wig is far too thick relative to the dood's hair on the sides and back. No one's hair is far thicker on top than on the sides, particularly not men suffering from male pattern baldness. The #2 wig give away is when the dood's sides (i.e. the area directly over the ear) have started to recede and the wig is positioned too far forward. And the pooner integrated his remaining hair at the hairline, you can see it limply poking through like a surgically created phallus in all his more recent 'pompadour' photos.
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The question: are we in this thread too autistic to notice hairpieces, or did the pooner betray her female nature by at least attempting to incorporate the hairpiece into her natural hair, and also owning a brush?

She's a filth goblin but this is still more hygiene than the average transwoman.
 
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lmao, I love when pooners mald about gay men not accepting them
 
TruffleSpark said:
lmao, I love when pooners mald about gay tmen not accepting them
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Yeah, they tried promoting it as new subversive fetish and no one bought it, so naturally, it stopped getting made. But these types don’t have the ability to see porn as a business and not a progressive platform.
 
Ah, Monday - time for another episode of #PoonerProblemz. Today's theme is double-features!

Our first pair suffers from some serious bedroom problems: a li'l hubby is struggling with the fact that her autistic asexual wife wants absolutely nothing to do with the mix-and-match setup of her body and another lass cannot come to climax without imagining herself with an actual biological penis.
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SERIOUS issues with intimacy...​

NSFW : This is about sex.
So, for context, I'm FTM in my upper 20's and have been married for a couple years. I have had top, but not bottom surgery.
My wife and I knew each other almost all our lives, so we had very little secrets. When we finally decided to start dating, there were things we learned about one another that we didn't know, but nothing terribly earth-shattering. I was very early on in my transition at the time, so there was some uncertainty regarding what my future would look like, but we were both on board.
While we were dating, we had sex. I used a prosthetic, and it was nice, but I had a lot of anxiety around it because of dysphoria. So it didn't happen often, and when it did, it would just have me feeling bad for poor performance. I want cis-male anatomy, but I know I can't have that, and its a constant upsetting fact. My wife said she didn't care what I was equipped with, and that she loved me for me.
Ultimately, we got married... We haven't had sex since marriage. 2 years ago. We haven't had any kind of sexual contact. I have a high sex drive from being on T, but also have an immense amount of bottom dysphoria so its hard for me to initiate without being reminded of the part I do not have. She doesn't initiate because she just... doesn't have the drive that I have. I knew this going into our relationship, but since marriage, she seems entirely asexual.
I mentioned recently that our lack of intimacy bothers me, and that I'm concerned it has to do with me being a trans man (she'd been with a cis man before me). She claims that it has nothing to do with my genitals, and that she didn't 'like' a cis man's genitals, either. She finds all genitals 'gross'. I, again, knew she wasn't very sexual, but I didn't think she was turned off to the point of not wanting to see or touch me. She said she is fine with just having plain sex with my prosthetic, but I've told her how dysphoric it makes me, and that I'd like to potentially try other things like oral and even just... touching to get more comfortable. But she says she has zero interest in oral or anything besides penetrative sex.
I'm at a loss. I had no idea she would completely refuse to try anything besides PIV sex. I haven't managed to initiate PIV because I feel unhappy with my body, partially because she has never shown any actual interest in it. Just as some added info, I'm 99% sure she's on the autism spectrum, and struggles with showing or feeling any empathy.
I want to have a sex life with my wife. It's killing me every day that I'm in a relationship with a woman that I love dearly but am so incompatible with regarding sex. We should have touched more on this subject prior to marriage, and I regret that, but I had assumed it was all due to my own dysphoria at the time. I didn't know how much she had no interest to begin with. Now, I can't stop picturing my future with no kind of sex life at all, and it may sound dramatic, but its making me wildly depressed.
How do I go about this without feeling like I'm pushing the topic of sex on her or seeming pushy to try sexual acts without using my prosthetic? I know I should try to get more comfortable with the prosthetic, but it would feel so affirming to me if we tried other things too and she made me feel more like a man in that way. I can't help but feel like she genuinely only likes cis-male genitals and has either been lying to herself or lying to me about it.
I feel like an absolute piece of shit when I try to bring it up because I know how it feels to be pressured into sex by a man. But we're married, and I'm just... trying to understand. I love her so much. Our lives and families are so intertwined. I would rather suffer with this than end our relationship. But if anyone has any advice, please... share.
I know communication with her is the most important thing when it comes to this issue, but I'm struggling with how to pose the issue at this point without just feeling like an ass.
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Anyone know a way to get past this lil' bedroom hurdle?​

Well, this is gonna be a super vulnerable and embarrassing post, but here goes I guess.
I can't finish unless I can stay fully immersed in thinking I've got fully working cis male equipment down there. Like, if I want to actually get off, I have to be able to picture in my head that I'm ejaculating genuine semen from a fully formed/(reproductively) functional dick.
I'm FtM and have been on T for 3 years. I got pretty decent/average bottom growth and I had top surgery in summer of '23. I'm loving my body and appearance more than I ever thought I'd be able to, it's amazing. Constant dysphoria isn't living rent-free in my head anymore, and in fact it's not even stopping by to visit very much anymore.
... Until I'm trying to climax with a partner. It's frustrating asf and makes me feel really awkward/ashamed about the whole thing. Even with a longer-term partner, who's familiar with my body and is 100% accepting and into it, I just can't get there without trucking myself into believing the fantasy.
I really can't tell if this is just, like... A totally normal/okay trans experience I just have to try to work with, or if I need to do some deeper work on accepting my body as it is. I don't like the idea of like... Glorifying cis genitalia or whatever, thinking of that as more "normal" or "real" than what I've got. But I don't really get hung up on the ways my body is different than a cis man's in other areas-- I don't think my top surgery scars or any other part of me makes me like "less of a man" in any way. It's just this issue I'm stuck on, and idrk how to address it.
So I guess I'm just wondering if anyone relates, and/or has found some sort of solution or ways to alleviate it a bit. In general I'm inclined to focus more on how I can fix my mindset about something, but I've (grudgingly) learned to accept that some issues are better addressed by making external changes than internal ones haha. I still suck at being able to tell the difference, though, so... Any help or input would be appreciated. 🙏
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Our second set is a tale of two narcissists, propelled into masturbatory frenzy by their own reflections. The first may seem more hesitant, but the second is proud enough to refer to herself as an 'autossexual' and is practically a walking definition of autoandrophilia. AGPs have a run for their money with her!
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Does anyone else get weirdly turned on by your own appearance?​

I've been on T for about 1.5 years now and it's been great. I've always been an active person so I've definitely had an increase in muscle mass and I'm just feeling overall very gender affirmed. I've always been primarily attracted to women and non-binary folks but after T I've also been finding the male physique very attractive.
One thing that's been a mixed bag of annoying and nice is that I've been finding my own appearance very arousing? Like at home I'm usually just in pj pants and a tank top and when I catch my own reflection in the mirror I would get horny. Like it's cool that I find myself attractive, but it's also kinda weird and feels a bit narcissistic? It's also really annoying to get horny left and right just cuz I have mirror at home. Is this a common thing?
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Autosexuality as a trans man​

Warning: this is a NSFW topic. The topic has come up for me a few times recently and it’s got me curious about other guys’ thoughts and experiences in the community, since it’s a bit of a complex one that I’m not fully understanding of myself.
Crash course: autosexuality is a bit of a lesser known/accepted sexual orientation where someone is exclusively or predominantly sexually attracted to themselves over other people. Could fall under asexuality depending on definitions.
I only stumbled across the definition about a year ago and whilst I’m not full on identifying as it I do feel like it sorta applies to me. I’ve always been more interested and fulfilled by my self despite having had a very colourful sexual history over the years. I’ve dipped into (the very small and hard to find) autosexual online spaces but they tend to be quiet and the few people I’ve interacted with identify as cis het outside of their attraction to themselves.
For me I’d always had a bit of self attraction even before transitioning, and as I progressed into my transition that self attraction hugely increased. I understand a lot of trans people go through some form of it during their transition, I guess because of the alignment of body and mind finally coming together, but a lot of guys who’ve spoken about it phase out of it once hormones and life goes on for them.
But it never went away for me, it just got more intense. I’m frequently in front of mirrors just looking at myself (or jerking off yk) and whilst I enjoy sex with other people, sex with my self is just another level that at times almost feels like a spiritual experience.
It doesn’t impede on my sex life at all, in fact I’m the happiest I’ve been in a relationship at the moment because my partner is on the asexual spectrum. And it’s doesn’t seem to be a trans fetishisation since I’m not particularly interested in other trans people.
SO I really am just curious about if other guys have or do experience this as well. It feels like there’s some layers of being trans mixed in for me but I’m not sure how or if that’s just overthinking it. I’m open to hearing your thoughts!
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Lastly, these posts represent the opposite side of the spectrum: two women describe themselves internally as disordered, disabled or disfigured men instead of accepting their fates as otherwise ordinary women. Imagine telling the Elephant Man you envy him for his penis! Never let anyone tell you that truscum/transmedicalists are less batshit crazy than their counterparts.
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Does anyone else think of themselves as deformed or disabled because of being trans?​

This is mostly a coping tactic for me. I’ll put myself in the same category as a man who’s physically deformed or disabled. No one tells those people that they aren’t men just because of their situation. So it feels better to me to think of myself the same way.
I’m just as much of a man as they are even though there’s a part of me that makes me different and limits what I can do. That’s what I tell myself when the dread starts to form again.
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Is it appropriate to say I have Male Hypogonadism instead of being a transman?​

(Just a quick one for those who don't know, male hypogonadism is the big worded way to say a condition where men have less testosterone because the testicles don't produce enough)
For context, i'm about to go to college and i'm a pre-t trans man, i'm pre t because i've been on the list for like 4 years and no ones yet to see me, i changed my legal name, the closest i've come to medically is taking a contraceptive pill to stop menstrual cycles, my college ID will have male on it, i dress masculine and am socially accepted as a man in my area. The thing is i've grown up in a small town where everyone knows i'm trans because everyone knows everyone (iykyk) so i couldn't really go stealth.
My college is in a city and there is no one in my school taking my course that i know of, and i do not want anyone at college to know. Purely because i just want to be seen as a guy and nothing more, i pass relatively well, but my voice is the worst and i don't want people asking questions.
In short, i want to just tell them i have male hypogonadism so they stop asking and all that, but i have no idea if it's offensive or not? If it is then obviously I won't and i'll find a different way to block the question.
Thanks
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Izdaja Slika said:
Pooner lists six times she's tried to rape gay men by deception

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She concludes "I'm so done" which means she is not done, she will continue to lie to herself and to gay men and to the entire world, and has learnt nothing.

Also the very idea that gay men will do "other stuff" with her, as if it's only her genitals that are female, instead of every cell in her body and every other expression of femininity in her phenotype. Okay bitch.
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“AFAB genitalia”
It’s called a vagina you fag raping psycho
 
Magic Pickle said:
a li'l hubby is struggling with the fact that her autistic asexual wife wants absolutely nothing to do with the mix-and-match setup of her body
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The partner in this case is at the very least obviously not a lesbian. I'd guess she could have been someone's happy tardwife, collecting items and being a homebody and having quarterly vanilla missionary to make more babies, in another era. Alas we live in clown world and she is chained to her pooned out BFF.
 
Magic Pickle said:
i want to just tell them i have male hypogonadism so they stop asking and all that, but i have no idea if it's offensive or not? If it is then obviously I won't and i'll find a different way to block the question.
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She must have had no contact with males at all before going to college if she thinks telling people that she has tiny balls disease is going to help her pass. It's also super female to frame it as worrying about offensiveness rather than plausibility.
 
Magic Pickle said:
The entire time I “was a girl”, guys took me seriously.
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The classic pooner feel of realizing she downgraded big time...
Magic Pickle said:
It killed me that I had to reject them, even when I wanted it, because I knew deep down I was a guy and my identity would ruin it eventually.
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...but she's still too insane to accept it.
Magic Pickle said:
I cannot stand that this is my life now. I fantasize about just being a girl again and putting on the performance for male validation/a real boyfriend. I know I’d make a pretty girl.
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Who is gonna tell her there's no way back?
 
Trudeau replacement Mark Carney's daughter "Sasha" (born Sophia) is a plug-ugly "transmasc" they them.

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Meet Sasha Carney ’23!
Growing up in both Ottawa, Canada, and London, England, Sasha’s early interest in farming and cooking was informed by their maternal family’s practices of farming pigs, bees, and various vegetables in Southeast England. As a fiction writer in Yale’s creative writing concentration, they are fascinated by how people write both critically and creatively about food, agriculture, and sustainability. Sasha’s 2022 Summer Intern independent project took the form of a short story centred around a field trip to an Ottawa Valley sugar shack (cabane à sucre) which examines the intersections of nationalism, colonialism, sex, and power in Canada’s maple sugar industry. While coming up with story ideas, they love any chance to get their hands dirty, especially when it comes to weeding beds or prepping pizza dough! Outside of the farm, they are the outgoing co-editor-in-chief of Broad Recognition. and spend their time serving up comfort food at the Silliman Buttery, editing papers at the Yale College Writing Centre, throwing together flavours in their home kitchen, and taking advantage of $7 Bowtie Tuesdays.
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There is something unsettling- porcine, deformed- about her facial features. Wonder if mom likes the sauce.
 
Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Trudeau replacement Mark Carney's daughter "Sasha" (born Sophia) is a plug-ugly "transmasc" they them.

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There is something unsettling- porcine, deformed- about her facial features. Wonder if mom likes the sauce.
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That's just Greta Thunberg if she pooned out. Wonder if this one also grew up anorexic and vegan.
 
Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Trudeau replacement Mark Carney's daughter "Sasha" (born Sophia) is a plug-ugly "transmasc" they them.

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There is something unsettling- porcine, deformed- about her facial features. Wonder if mom likes the sauce.
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There looks like there is something wrong with the left side of her face...almost like Bell's palsy, except she would be far too young for a stroke.
 
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