The Official Tomb Raider Grieving Thread - Including the sad, pathetic 2010s trilogy.

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Do we really need a new reboot?

  • Yeah, I think it's about that time

  • No, the franchise is dead.

  • NO, A FOLLOWUP WHERE LARA PREACHES BOUT SLAY QUEEN DEFEATING EVIL ORANGE MAN

  • who cares, square enix killed another franchise


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Honestly, it doesn't matter which version of Lara you prefer. If you're a presumed straight male gamer who just finds Lara attractive - God help your soul (the faggots at tombraiderforum test my patience daily).
I joined back in 2018 based off an Encyclopedia Dramatica page on one of the forums staff, Les Six. I was banned for zero reasons and to be frank, I regret being on the Tomb Raider forums. Surprise surprise, even the people over at the official Tomb Raider reddit page cannot stand the forums over there for the exact same reasons.
 
I joined back in 2018 based off an Encyclopedia Dramatica page on one of the forums staff, Les Six. I was banned for zero reasons and to be frank, I regret being on the Tomb Raider forums. Surprise surprise, even the people over at the official Tomb Raider reddit page cannot stand the forums over there for the exact same reasons.
literally just saw this, lol. Everything you need to know about TR community
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yeah, trf admins love to abuse banning for the pettiest shit and memes instead of fixing the archaic layout and broken messaging system. It's like Mean Girls purgatory, no one likes it there but they have nowhere else to go...

Edit: Oh btw this is TR community manager. The fandom is currently dragging her for calling someone a cunt but she deleted tweets. Was previously destroyed by Sophia the Thot Slayer for accusing some guy in consensually abusing her

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The Virgin Neha vs. THE CHAD SOPHIA

God, the forum's policy is inconsistent and especially broken that it's absolutely both a comedy and a tragedy at the same time.
 
>being outraged over the word "c*nt"
>in a series that heavily features British people
apparently the one she called that was Kim Kardashian lol
She deleted the tweet because stans got mad. It was like a month ago but this shit blew up yesterday bc someone demanded her to be fired over this and so the "prominent" community hoes (twitch thots and cosplayers) came to her defense.
So basically just another day at TR fandom
Edit: Btw you all, happy 5 years of Rhianna leaving this franchise...for better or worse
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Decided to give Tomb Raider: Anniversary a whirl. Forgot how fun these games used to be when you weren't forced to spend 40% of the time murdering people, 50% collecting bear asses, and 10% watching cutscenes.
 
Horizon zero dawn is going to give Aloy booty shorts before lara is allowed to wear them again.

This timeline sure is something.
Shit, Samus is still as attractive nowadays as she was before.

Decided to give Tomb Raider: Anniversary a whirl. Forgot how fun these games used to be when you weren't forced to spend 40% of the time murdering people, 50% collecting bear asses, and 10% watching cutscenes.
The mid-2000s trilogy is sooo good. Crystal Dynamics did a great job with that trilogy prior to Squeenix's buyout. Underworld has got to be my favorite, but Anniversary is the best out of the mid-2000s trilogy. Something Squeenix forgot about once they rebooted the main franchise. This is the Lara I miss, even if she was regulated to her spinoffs until 2015. (:_(
 
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Shit, Samus is still as attractive nowadays as she was before.


The mid-2000s trilogy is sooo good. Crystal Dynamics did a great job with that trilogy prior to Squeenix's buyout. Underworld has go to be my favorite, but Anniversary is the best out of the mid-2000s trilogy. Something Squeenix forgot about once they rebooted the main franchise. This is the Lara I miss, even if she was regulated to her spinoffs until 2015. (:_(
I see you have good taste.
Seriously, L.A.U. Trilogy is underrated and had a misfortune to come out during the time when the market was changing rapidly and Eidos had no idea how to market it. The art design and stylized combat stand out more now when every game has to have the same photorealistic look it's honestly became tiresome...
 
I see you have good taste.
Seriously, L.A.U. Trilogy is underrated and had a misfortune to come out during the time when the market was changing rapidly and Eidos had no idea how to market it. The art design and stylized combat stand out more now when every game has to have the same photorealistic look it's honestly became tiresome...
The trilogy all comes together in a single package that's very easy and cheap to find as far as physical copies go.

It's also universally praised among foot fetisists for the Peru levels.
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The trilogy all comes together in a single package that's very easy and cheap to find as far as physical copies go.

It's also universally praised among foot fetisists for the Peru levels.
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Dan Schneider would've loved the Peru level.

Corny jokes aside, Underworld also had an amazing composition (though it's not like every Tomb Raider game isn't consistent with their musical scores, even Angel of Darkness, Rise, and Shadow still have respective great soundtracks at the end of the day despite them being dogshit games, though if we're talking about films, XL's composition in the 2018 film reboot felt more like the Junkie XL best of compilation as with a few other films prior and after; films like Alita, Sonic, and Mad Max had much better composition from him).

I see you have good taste.
Seriously, L.A.U. Trilogy is underrated and had a misfortune to come out during the time when the market was changing rapidly and Eidos had no idea how to market it. The art design and stylized combat stand out more now when every game has to have the same photorealistic look it's honestly became tiresome...
By the time Squeenix purchased the game rights (as well as Crystal Dynamics and the whole Eidos library), they wanted to make it too much like an Uncharted clone but as more safe and neutered as possible. A shame really cause the first three and Legend-Underworld trilogy were absolutely better in every right than Uncharted (even though I loved Uncharted 1-3).
 
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Is there any way this series can come back? I never played the series in its heyday (inb4 zoomer comments) and I want to try a TR game with modern controls and the past games' tone.
 
Is there any way this series can come back? I never played the series in its heyday (inb4 zoomer comments) and I want to try a TR game with modern controls and the past games' tone.
play Dagger of Xian fan remake. It's only one level so far, but it's solid.
 
I didn't get to finish it because of a save file issue, but I actually did enjoy the first rebooted tomb rider. Thought they were actually building her up to be a badass character and from my impressions it stood well enough on its own as a gritty prequel.


The sequels... its like they forgot the kind of shit she went though in the first one. She should be this PTSD driven killing machine, but they want to make her a plucky female Nathan drake. It doesn't work and the tone is just all over the dam place.

and why THE FUCK WOULD YOU NOT GIVE HER TWO GUNS?! What the hell is the deal with that?
 
Long and short of it? This series needs to get out from under the thumb of Square Enix and into the hands of a competent publisher.
Like I stated, there may come a time when Microsoft finally buys Eidos and Crystal Dynamics after their consistent failures, just like how they bought Bethesda after its consistent failures.
 
Like I stated, there may come a time when Microsoft finally buys Eidos and Crystal Dynamics after their consistent failures, just like how they bought Bethesda after its consistent failures.

Honestly, I'd rather Nintendo buy them than Microsoft, if only because:

1) I don't want Microsoft owning every choice IP under the sun anymore than I want Disney doing so.
2) I don't particularly think Microsoft would do better with Eidos/Squeenix Europe than Squeenix themselves are doing and they've already got a lot on their plate, what with all the other acquisitions and their recent gobbling of Bethesda, which will probably take them years to digest.
3) Nintendo could use some more western IPs and developers with western tastes so that they don't always have to rely on Retro Studios for that. That, and Nintendo would probably beat some well needed quality control and give some real leadership to Eidos.
 
*drama*
so apparently one of the modders who did a topless Lara mod for Rise is an open homophobe...
How bold of him.
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I mean, dude simply asked for a version with a tank top, this kind of response wasn't really necessary, unless he's a troll. Pretty sure Bible doesn't allow posting lewd mods either
 
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so apparently one of the modders who did a topless Lara mod for Rise is an open homophobe...
How bold of him.
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I mean, dude simply asked for a version with a tank top, this kind of response wasn't really necessary, unless he's a troll. Pretty sure Bible doesn't allow posting lewd mods either

Guy sounds like a troll. The response was right out of left field.
 
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