The Official Tomb Raider Grieving Thread - Including the sad, pathetic 2010s trilogy.

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Do we really need a new reboot?

  • Yeah, I think it's about that time

  • No, the franchise is dead.

  • NO, A FOLLOWUP WHERE LARA PREACHES BOUT SLAY QUEEN DEFEATING EVIL ORANGE MAN

  • who cares, square enix killed another franchise


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That is a sad depressing looking doll. And I'm not talking about the tits either.
 
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That is a sad depressing looking doll. And I'm not talking about the tits either.
And this is when they were promoting the 2018 movie when it was new. And it was the only promotional material for this shitstain aside from Squeenix itself with then new Final Fantasy mobile game update. I actually wondered if it ever sold well back in March 2018. :thinking:
 
Look all I'm saying is that maybe this debate between Alicia vs Lara should be settled the only civilized way...

lengerie pillow fight!
 
no thanks, not with that resting bitch face she's got going, even when she smiles it comes off half-assed.

Average at BEST
I wouldn't even say average as that's giving her too much credit. She can't even properly emote, like at all. And the only emotion she has is tiresome, because she looked bored as shit. It's also the reason why Alicia Vikander is one of the worst actresses working today. She makes Kristen Stewart look like Faye Dunnaway by comparison.
 
@CyrusHowler do you like the 2010s trilogy and its shitty 2018 movie? :thinking:
I have never really been a Tomb Raider fan. I played Uncharted.
Being an Uncharted fan is just as cringe as being a fan of 2010s NuRaider. If you want to try Tomb Raider, the original games from the 90s and 2000s are worthy recommendations and are way better than both Uncharted and 2010s Tomb Raider
 
Being an Uncharted fan is just as cringe as being a fan of 2010s NuRaider. If you want to try Tomb Raider, the original games from the 90s and 2000s are worthy recommendations and are way better than both Uncharted and 2010s Tomb Raider
Uncharted 1 and 2 are top tier games and 3 and 4 are at the very least pretty cool.
I don’t really feel like trying to go back and play an old PS1 game that I’ve never really cared about to begin with.

thanks fam. very cool
I didn’t really wanna be here but @TVBForever likes me so he follows me around the website and tags me in threads I wouldn’t normally be in.
 
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Uncharted 1 and 2 are top tier games and 3 and 4 are at the very least pretty cool.
I don’t really feel like trying to go back and play an old PS1 game that I’ve never really cared about to begin with.
The later re-release anniversary and legends (I think I remember the right names) those are really solid games.

I mean I get you. I loved some old ps1 games but many of them are really janky to return to. It's great to have something a bit newer with smoother controls and more rounded...
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Polygons.

Anyway, I feel ya but I think some of that trilogy hit the sweet spot of still being good looking enough and smooth enough to play to be fun to visit even without nostalgia. (Same as beyond good and evil.)
 
The later re-release anniversary and legends (I think I remember the right names) those are really solid games.

I mean I get you. I loved some old ps1 games but many of them are really janky to return to. It's great to have something a bit newer with smoother controls and more rounded...
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Polygons.

Anyway, I feel ya but I think some of that trilogy hit the sweet spot of still being good looking enough and smooth enough to play to be fun to visit even without nostalgia. (Same as beyond good and evil.)
Yea, those games were fun. This was during a time when Crystal Dynamics were successfully restoring Lara Croft back to her glory roots after Angel of Darkness failed. The Anniversary trilogy will be my favorite and Keeley Hawes is the best Lara.
 
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