The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread

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watching random eps on cytube, had the Halloween one with the fairy tales, the one with Krusty's daughter, and the one with Homer's Mom Returns
I vaguely recall catching these when they first aired but dropping off the wagon around then
right now Season 17 with the gym teacher getting a substitute, had a genuinely funny gag with Bart finding Lisa's sax in the freezer
 
Goodnight. Moon. Goodnight - broom! Goodnight. Cow. Jumping....over da moon!

Kids....scootch closer. Don't make me tell ya again...about the scootching! You in da red, chop chop!
 
"One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
 
"You can't do this! One day we'll rise up, and form a union! And then we'll get too big for our britches! And the Japanese will eat us alive!"
It's generic but I adore Last Exit. Just introducing me to Mason Williams is enough.
 
Jah Hates Kaffirs said:
"You can't do this! One day we'll rise up, and form a union! And then we'll get too big for our britches! And the Japanese will eat us alive!"
It's generic but I adore Last Exit. Just introducing me to Mason Williams is enough.
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"You can't treat the working man this way! One day, we'll rise up and get the respect that we deserve! And then, we'll grow corrupt and shiftless! And then the Japanese will eat us alive!"

"The Japanese?! Those sandal wearing goldfish tenders? BAHHGH! FLIMSHAW!"

"If only we had listened to that boy, instead of walling him up in that abandoned coke oven."
 
"How often have you brushed your teeth, Ralph?"

"Three times a day sir!"

"Why must you turn my office into a DEN OF LIES!?"

"It's true, I don't brush! I don't brush!!"

"Well then, let us take a look.... At the Big Book of British Smiles."

"That's enough!! That's enough!!!"
 
I'm gonna get shit for this, but I don't think that "Sneed's Seed and Feed, Formerly Chuck's" is a particularly funny joke.

So I'm supposed to believe that this "Chuck" owned an establishment openly called "Chuck's Suck and Fuck," until this Sneed guy came along and said, "Well gee, I would like to buy this (I'm assuming illegal) establishment, but I want to change the entire business model. Instead of selling oral, and unspecified other kinds of sex, I would like to sell seeds, farming equipment, and food for farm animals.

Ok yeah, I'll take my autistic ratings, but if you smiled even a little bit at me over-analyzing a silly throwaway joke, then you owe me a coke... lol.
 
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