The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread

[The Pink Panther]

been trying to find the deleted scenes for the first 8 or so seasons for years. now I can see why people don't upload the old deleted scenes. the dvd rips for them are kinda glitchy. they were designed to be interspersed throughout the episodes and enabled or disabled, might be why they're glitchy on their own. if it doesnt work try going back to where it glitched and it should continue properly. I can't fix that last part with bart and lisa but the rest should be fine.

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i think I'm one of the few people that thinks that King-Size Homer was a thoroughly average episode....

 

[Sayon]

It's an episode that's extremely outdated now that Murica is ultra fat and fat acceptance is in.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

One thing is sure, that won't beat the classic robotic Richard Simmons deleted scene.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's an episode that's extremely outdated now that Murica is ultra fat and fat acceptance is in.

Reminds me of the one where the girls are impressed that Lisa's new friend -- who drinks iced tea -- has a cellphone.

Or the one where that school at the Globex Corporation village has a website: studynet.edu (which still isn't a real website).

 

[Ruin]

It's an episode that's extremely outdated now that Murica is ultra fat and fat acceptance is in.

Homer was 280 pounds in that episode and was considered outlandishly fat.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I wash myself with a rag on a stick!

 

[Ruin]

I wash myself with a rag on a stick!

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I heard that guy's ass has it's own congressman!

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I heard that guy's ass has it's own congressman!

"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant."

That actually happened in 'New Kid on the Block', where Homer gets kicked out of the seafood buffet.

 

[Ruin]

"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant."

That actually happened in 'New Kid on the Block', where Homer gets kicked out of the seafood buffet.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1kzb6uf0U0k

Yaar tis no man, tis a remorseless eating machine.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Yaar tis no man, tis a remorseless eating machine.

That guy ate all of our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters!

 

[Ruin]

That guy ate all of our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters!

Sir don't take the steam tray! Sir!

 

[Trilby]

Sir don't take the steam tray! Sir!

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[a huge line of large sacks are brought in]

"18000 letters, all addressed to Santa Claus."

 

[Ruin]

[a huge line of large sacks are brought in]

"18000 letters, all addressed to Santa Claus."

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the Never Ending Story.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the Never Ending Story.

"I move for a bad court thingy."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the Never Ending Story.

"I don't use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history."

 

[Ruin]

"I move for a bad court thingy."

Mr Hutz are you aware you're not wearing pants?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

"I move for a bad court thingy."

"You mean a mistrial?"

"Yes! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talkin' guy,"

"A lawyer."

 

[Ruin]

"You mean a mistrial?"

"Yes! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talkin' guy,"

"A lawyer."

"Brownest of the brown liquors so tempting. What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial."

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

"Brownest of the brown liquors so tempting. What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middof a trial."

"David? Help! I'm really tempted!"

"Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you."