The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread

[SteelPlatedHeart]

This is the sort of shit that gets glossed over in all the 90's nostalgia going on right now. And there was a lot of it.

To be fair, this came out in 1990. So it’s close to 80’s.

I’ll still take this cringe over woke Simpsons.

 

[vertexwindi]

I've suffered so long. Why can't I die?

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Your tears say more than facts and evidence ever could!

[the bear is tranquilized]

 

[Stab You in the Back]

This is the sort of shit that gets glossed over in all the 90's nostalgia going on right now. And there was a lot of it.

What, the movie tie-in rap song or the fact that white people dominated rap before mumblecore?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

90's nostalgia going on right now

Maybe said 90s nostalgia could lead to younger kids discovering that "oh hey The Simpsons used to be good?"

 

[Syaoran Li]

He's ROWDY RODDY PEEPER

"Uh-oh! Here comes the Secretary of Hate, Colin Ka-Powell! He's dropping sanctions, by which I mean anvils!"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"How can anyone make a word out of these lousy letters?"

O X I D I Z E​

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Maybe said 90s nostalgia could lead to younger kids discovering that "oh hey The Simpsons used to be good?"

Hell it happened to me.

 

[vertexwindi]

I've suffered so long. Why can't I die?

I wasn't quoting The Simpsons here btw

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I wasn't quoting The Simpsons here btw

But "why won't I die" is a Simpsons line.

(said by that old Ohio guy in an early Zombie Simpsons episode)

And of course there's the "darn it, why won't ya die" line from the Apu Valentine episode with Elton John, in the old Simpsons.

(I also hope things change for the better someday.)

 

[Syaoran Li]

There's 'narry a beast alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!

 

[Marissa Moira]

Maybe said 90s nostalgia could lead to younger kids discovering that "oh hey The Simpsons used to be good?"

But the Simpsons were never good!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

There's 'narry a beast alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!

"Eek! I mean ach! I mean, what are ya doing here?!"

 

[Syaoran Li]

"Eek! I mean ach! I mean what are ya doing here?!"

"It's a pornography store! I was out buying pornography!"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"It's a pornography store! I was out buying pornography!"

[thinking] "heh heh heh I would never have thought of that."

(I like the "conversations" Homer has with his brain.)

 

[Syaoran Li]

[thinking] "heh heh heh I would never have thought of that."

(I like the "conversations" Homer has with his brain.)

"Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart...."

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

[thinking] "heh heh heh I would never have thought of that."

(I like the "conversations" Homer has with his brain.)

This bit's my personal favorite.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This bit's my personal favorite.

Same here, along with the apple cider thing.

[ghost brain floats away with a slide whistle sound]

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Same here, along with the apple cider thing.

[ghost brain floats away with a slide whistle sound]

YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T GLIDE!