🐱 The new Emojis are here!

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My predictions for emoji usage:

To be fair, I do appreciate the addition of tons of emojis that I can use to call people disabled.

That's a good one. One of the wheelchairs will become the go-to for retard, retardation, etc. Though the juice box might do just as well.

Oyster -> Vagina as Eggplant -> Dick

Ice Cube will come to be used by white-women-pretending-to-be-woke Twitter for "I am a cold bitch".

Lots of /pol/-tier "One Drop" stuff going on in this thread. That's probably the only "alt-righting" that will actually take and make sense.

Banjo will be used by MovieBob and people like him to refer to "Flyover Country and its inferior denizens".

And the super obvious "pinching hand for implying a tiny dick"

Beyond that, I don't see any of these actually seeing any use.
 
Allow me some autism, but I think it's our duty to start "alt-righting" these. I hope I see a "the alt-right is weaponizing the menstruation emoji and that's bad" take around April. Don't let me down, Internet.
Uhhh how about the hand holding emojis followed by a car. “The alt right is threatening to run down peaceful protesters of color in their cars this is exactly like Charlottesville which was exactly as bad as the holocaust”.
 
Orangutan has potential for mockery if it's always stylized as a headscratch.

Briefs is interesting since several old piracy forums used it to convey 'whatever you just posted is really fucking stupid and i don't know how to respond' and I really hope it comes back.

Other than that, meh. Hopefully they didn't fix the bug with the last spec where the human skin modifier worked with the basketball emoji.
 
I like how they are so racially-inclusive, yet the default skin color is a golden yellow. #TrumpsAmerica

"171 are gender and skin tone variations."

So most of the new emojis are just skin color variations and human coupling variations? Even hair color variations? How utterly vapid.

People Holding Hands
People Holding Hands: Light Skin Tone
People Holding Hands: Medium-Light Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
People Holding Hands: Medium-Light Skin Tone
People Holding Hands: Medium Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
People Holding Hands: Medium Skin Tone, Medium-Light Skin Tone
People Holding Hands: Medium Skin Tone
People Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
People Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone, Medium-Light Skin Tone
People Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone, Medium Skin Tone
People Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone
People Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
People Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Medium-Light Skin Tone
People Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Medium Skin Tone
People Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Medium-Dark Skin Tone
People Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone
Women Holding Hands: Light Skin Tone
Women Holding Hands: Medium-Light Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
Women Holding Hands: Medium-Light Skin Tone
Women Holding Hands: Medium Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
Women Holding Hands: Medium Skin Tone, Medium-Light Skin Tone
Women Holding Hands: Medium Skin Tone
Women Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
Women Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone, Medium-Light Skin Tone
Women Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone, Medium Skin Tone
Women Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone
Women Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
Women Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Medium-Light Skin Tone
Women Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Medium Skin Tone
Women Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Medium-Dark Skin Tone
Women Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Light Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Light Skin Tone, Medium-Light Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Light Skin Tone, Medium Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Light Skin Tone, Medium-Dark Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Light Skin Tone, Dark Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Medium-Light Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Medium-Light Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Medium-Light Skin Tone, Medium Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Medium-Light Skin Tone, Medium-Dark Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Medium-Light Skin Tone, Dark Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Medium Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Medium Skin Tone, Medium-Light Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Medium Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Medium Skin Tone, Medium-Dark Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Medium Skin Tone, Dark Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone, Medium-Light Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone, Medium Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone, Dark Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Medium-Light Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Medium Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Medium-Dark Skin Tone
Woman and Man Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone
Men Holding Hands: Light Skin Tone
Men Holding Hands: Medium-Light Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
Men Holding Hands: Medium-Light Skin Tone
Men Holding Hands: Medium Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
Men Holding Hands: Medium Skin Tone, Medium-Light Skin Tone
Men Holding Hands: Medium Skin Tone
Men Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
Men Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone, Medium-Light Skin Tone
Men Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone, Medium Skin Tone
Men Holding Hands: Medium-Dark Skin Tone
Men Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone
Men Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Medium-Light Skin Tone
Men Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Medium Skin Tone
Men Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Medium-Dark Skin Tone
Men Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone

Next year's update:

Two Men Holding Hands with Gender-neutrois in Dogsuit: Dark Skin Tone, Medium-Long Light Fur
Two Men Holding Hands with Gender-neutrois in Dogsuit: Dark Skin Tone, Medium-Long Dark Fur
Two Men Holding Hands with Gender-neutrois in Dogsuit: Dark Skin Tone, Long Light Fur
 
Hell yeah, mate is delicious. I had an Argentine sysadmin who came back from vacation with a bag of the stuff and would drink it every morning.

Okay, maybe my brain isn't galaxy enough to think on Vice's level, but how the fuck are emojis going to shatter capitalism?

Well duh, when you tell those evil white chisheteropatriarchal overlords they have a tiny dick with your totally awesomepossum new emojis their fragile toxic masculinity can't cope and while they're having their breakdown the genderqueer proletariat of color will rise up!
 
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Damn, that as fast. And here I was thinking I'd be clever and try to write a 500-word article on that emoji, saying it was sexist because it looks like it wants to sexually assault women's chests, and see how far that fabrication could go. Guess those rascally Neo-Nazis thirteen-year olds beat me to the punch.
 
Damn, that as fast. And here I was thinking I'd be clever and try to write a 500-word article on that emoji, saying it was sexist because it looks like it wants to sexually assault women's chests, and see how far that fabrication could go. Guess those rascally Neo-Nazis thirteen-year olds beat me to the punch.
I was going to suggest that it was being used as a reference to trans women’s non-functioning penises.
 
The whitest people find the most racist possible reading of something ambiguous, and then claim they're champions of the blacks for finding it before the neo-nazi skinheads could...... uh huh.


Who is really more racist, the guy who says "I hate niggos" or the guy who finds all the "Hidden white power messages" in everything up to and including the backs of detergent bottles?
 
I saw an image of the new two fingers emoji with "13% of the population" inbetween it, then the "Praise hands" emoji with "52% of crimes committed" text inbetween those.

One guess what color all the hands were.
 
Japanese emoticons > emoijis

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By allah we shall now make the kuffar knell before us virtually as we spill their blood! ☝️ TAKBIR ☝️
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Race mixing is here.
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Also fuck blomph.
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Imagine being a non-binary interracial couple, and scrolling through 3 pages of the same emoji to find the one that fits, just to realize you used the person-woman and not woman-woman. How can you not at that point think the whole thing is a fucking joke? The fucking bathroom stickmen could cover all 30 of these in one.
 
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